unopescio Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 My first detention in Year 3 at Primary school was for wetting paper towels in the toilets and launching them at the ceiling with two of my friends. Hahaha, that took me back. We used to flush apples and stuff down the toilets too, I feel kind of sorry for the janitor now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OysterBarron Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 lol back in the day, i never got detentions until i met my last english teacher that i had at school, for the last 2 years he continually gave me detentions for stupid stuff like sleeping in class and playing with my phone also i hadnt done any homework over those last 2 years or class work for that matter. I never went to detention he was just an arse, he didnt even bother to enter me for the english lit paper because he said it would be a waste of school money if he did, witch was right becasue i hadnt listened to anything, but then again thats probably the reason i cant use punctuation or write properly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wuirt Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 My first detention in Year 3 at Primary school was for wetting paper towels in the toilets and launching them at the ceiling with two of my friends. We got an hours detention for that. I did the exact same thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonnyVercetti Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 I dropped a colouring pencil into PVA glue by accident and got two lunch time detentions. Also, In year 7 (when I started Secondry School/High school) I was out with my mates around my village on the Saturday. A teacher from my school drove past, saw me with my phone, took it off me and I got an after school detention on the following Monday. WTF!? It was on a saturday! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Zilcho Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 I dropped a colouring pencil into PVA glue by accident and got two lunch time detentions. Also, In year 7 (when I started Secondry School/High school) I was out with my mates around my village on the Saturday. A teacher from my school drove past, saw me with my phone, took it off me and I got an after school detention on the following Monday. WTF!? It was on a saturday! What a f*cking goon. Desereves a good old fashioned punch to the face. That'll tech the meddling dick. On a Saturday, that's unbelievable. U R B A N I T A S Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OysterBarron Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 I dropped a colouring pencil into PVA glue by accident and got two lunch time detentions. Also, In year 7 (when I started Secondry School/High school) I was out with my mates around my village on the Saturday. A teacher from my school drove past, saw me with my phone, took it off me and I got an after school detention on the following Monday. WTF!? It was on a saturday! What a f*cking goon. Desereves a good old fashioned punch to the face. That'll tech the meddling dick. On a Saturday, that's unbelievable. and you didnt use the if you take it, il tell them you touched me line then!! Facepalm If the teacher was old i would understand he probably thought mobiles had been banned everywhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonnyVercetti Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 He was my R.E teacher. He's a dick. Also, he gives you detentions if you write with Pencil. He's retiring soon anyway. Anyway, I get detentions also for Chewing gum, eating outside and other things. Hell! Yesterday, I got a whole hour and a half lunch time detention because my Art teacher says 'Put your paint brushes down' and I just tried to complete the last bit of painting I needed to do and I got a detention, even though she told me that if I diden't complete it, I get a detention. She's a bitch. Also, she gave me an after school detention a few weeks back because I said 'Ew, it stinks of B.O in here!'. Today, I got a 15 minute break time detention from my Science Teacher because I was out of my seat (I was trying to get the next sheet we had to work on). It's really pathetic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OysterBarron Posted January 28, 2009 Share Posted January 28, 2009 (edited) He was my R.E teacher. He's a dick. Also, he gives you detentions if you write with Pencil. He's retiring soon anyway. Anyway, I get detentions also for Chewing gum, eating outside and other things. Hell! Yesterday, I got a whole hour and a half lunch time detention because my Art teacher says 'Put your paint brushes down' and I just tried to complete the last bit of painting I needed to do and I got a detention, even though she told me that if I diden't complete it, I get a detention. She's a bitch. Also, she gave me an after school detention a few weeks back because I said 'Ew, it stinks of B.O in here!'. Today, I got a 15 minute break time detention from my Science Teacher because I was out of my seat (I was trying to get the next sheet we had to work on). It's really pathetic. sounds like a school for mentally handicapped Teachers to me! some people in life are like that, my foreman can be funny sometimes like that. For EG he once told me not to hover with a hover, and told me to stack a big pallet ontop of a slightly smaller one only to say after id done it with the forklift that he doesnt want it like that. Its all about control and some people missuse the control they have been given. he's a good bloke most of the time its just im sure he doesnt actually think what hes saying sometimes. Edited January 28, 2009 by oysterbarron Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katalix Posted January 30, 2009 Author Share Posted January 30, 2009 Not exactly a detention, but I remember in my old primary school something very stupid and retarded that got me into trouble.... It was lunch time, and we were lining up to get our food. This girl was in front of me, and some lad pushed into the line and stood in front of her, so she was like 'OMG you're not aloud to push in line!' The boy replied: 'I don't care!' The girl called for a teacher. One lady went to her and the girl said 'He pushed into the line!' The boy stepped up to the lady and said 'I didn't mrs, I was here the whole time!' 'You liar!' Said the girl. The lady looked a bit awkward. I then decided to stick up for the girl and said 'The boy did actually push in.' The lady finally spoke. 'Right, 1, 2 and 3, go to the back of the queue.' 1, 2 and 3, that included ME! WTF?! 'Hold on, why do I have to move!? I didn't do anything!' She replied 'Just do as I say!' WHAT A f*ckING COW! So I moved to the back of the queue, crying (I was sensitive back then). Then after a long wait, I finally went up to the food, and it was all gone. GONE! But the dinner ladies felt sorry for me so they each gave me some of their dinner, which was very kind. So I sat down, eating a small portion of food, when the lady came up to me and said 'How about we don't mention this to anyone?' 'Okay then.' I replied. Lunch was over after 10 mins, and an assembly was called out. All the school went to the assembly, and sat down. THIS IS WHEN THE BULLsh*t STARTS. The head teacher stood up and started yelling at all of us for 'Disobeying dinner ladies'. She said that she was talking to the lady that sent me to the back and that she was upset because we were disrespecting her. WHAT THE C*NTING HELL? SHE SAID SHE WOULDN'T TELL ANYONE ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED!!!! Then the head teacher started pointing fingers at the girl and boy who were involved, not me...yet. And apparently some other sh*t happened regarding the crappy dinner ladies with some other boys and girls. The head then gave a long and mostly yelled speech about how the dinner ladies aren't paid very well and should have respect. THAT ONE THAT SENT ME TO THE BACK CAN F*CKING DIE THE LIEING COW. Then some other teacher pointed at me and said 'You were one of the biggest troubles at lunch young man!' QYRGTHSEIWURT3YJ8THF37WJIR9E8UDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JESUS F*CKING CHRIST!!! So I learned from that experience. I learnt to never stick up for anyone. The lunchlady in my school, when she screams it can make your ears bleed. One time I spilled some water and she got right up in my face, it was disgusting she was breathing on me and screamed "HEY!? DO YOU DO THAT AT HOME!? CLEAN THAT sh*t UP I DONT GET PAID TO CLEAN UP YOUR MESS!!!" In front of the whole lunchroom, needless to say I almost sh*t myself. Embarassment also followed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wightboy Posted January 30, 2009 Share Posted January 30, 2009 Lunchlady: I DONT GET PAID TO CLEAN UP YOUR MESS!!! but, she does? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katalix Posted February 2, 2009 Author Share Posted February 2, 2009 Lunchlady: I DONT GET PAID TO CLEAN UP YOUR MESS!!! but, she does? Eh, she's pretty old. Probably alzheimers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gta Guy 108 Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 The stupidest detention I have ever had is when I put a bean, and yes a bean from vegetable soup in my friends water. Me and my freind thought it was halarious, but some staff lady heard us laughing and walked over there and said it was a waste of water. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AceOfDeath666 Posted February 2, 2009 Share Posted February 2, 2009 Passing A Note To My Friend, HOWEVER, The Detention Was Because I Wrote "That Sucks" And She Wrote "I Know It Sucks" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPMovies Posted February 4, 2009 Share Posted February 4, 2009 Not exactly a detention, but I remember in my old primary school something very stupid and retarded that got me into trouble.... It was lunch time, and we were lining up to get our food. This girl was in front of me, and some lad pushed into the line and stood in front of her, so she was like 'OMG you're not aloud to push in line!' The boy replied: 'I don't care!' The girl called for a teacher. One lady went to her and the girl said 'He pushed into the line!' The boy stepped up to the lady and said 'I didn't mrs, I was here the whole time!' 'You liar!' Said the girl. The lady looked a bit awkward. I then decided to stick up for the girl and said 'The boy did actually push in.' The lady finally spoke. 'Right, 1, 2 and 3, go to the back of the queue.' 1, 2 and 3, that included ME! WTF?! 'Hold on, why do I have to move!? I didn't do anything!' She replied 'Just do as I say!' WHAT A f*ckING COW! So I moved to the back of the queue, crying (I was sensitive back then). Then after a long wait, I finally went up to the food, and it was all gone. GONE! But the dinner ladies felt sorry for me so they each gave me some of their dinner, which was very kind. So I sat down, eating a small portion of food, when the lady came up to me and said 'How about we don't mention this to anyone?' 'Okay then.' I replied. Lunch was over after 10 mins, and an assembly was called out. All the school went to the assembly, and sat down. THIS IS WHEN THE BULLsh*t STARTS. The head teacher stood up and started yelling at all of us for 'Disobeying dinner ladies'. She said that she was talking to the lady that sent me to the back and that she was upset because we were disrespecting her. WHAT THE C*NTING HELL? SHE SAID SHE WOULDN'T TELL ANYONE ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED!!!! Then the head teacher started pointing fingers at the girl and boy who were involved, not me...yet. And apparently some other sh*t happened regarding the crappy dinner ladies with some other boys and girls. The head then gave a long and mostly yelled speech about how the dinner ladies aren't paid very well and should have respect. THAT ONE THAT SENT ME TO THE BACK CAN F*CKING DIE THE LIEING COW. Then some other teacher pointed at me and said 'You were one of the biggest troubles at lunch young man!' QYRGTHSEIWURT3YJ8THF37WJIR9E8UDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JESUS F*CKING CHRIST!!! So I learned from that experience. I learnt to never stick up for anyone. you shouldn't tattletale, asshole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gouveia Posted February 4, 2009 Share Posted February 4, 2009 (edited) The teacher gave me a detention because I said that he knew nothing and I proofed it. He said I was a smart-ass and that I didn't knew of what I was talking about. I proofed he was stupid one more time and he gave me a detention. The best part of it is that in the headmaster room, I said the exact things to the him and the teacher quit because he "couldn't get anymore of my bullsh*t". I still got the detention, though. And an almost-expelling is when I hacked into the server (its password was nothing) and set up the default homepage as goatse and the wallpaper was a white one with f*ck (in portuguese) written back to back. At least they didn't know who did that Edited February 4, 2009 by VinnyGouveia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
makeshyft Posted February 4, 2009 Share Posted February 4, 2009 The teacher gave me a detention because I said that he knew nothing and I proofed it. He said I was a smart-ass and that I didn't knew of what I was talking about. I proofed he was stupid one more time and he gave me a detention. How did you twice prove he knew nothing? You don't mention that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTASIX Posted February 4, 2009 Share Posted February 4, 2009 And an almost-expelling is when I hacked into the server (its password was nothing) and set up the default homepage as goatse While in a "coursework detention" (you are meant to catch up on 2 years courswork after school, but you dont really) the teacher went out of the room and left his account logged in. From his account you can acess any student account and screw around. My friend had made a picture (he put this guys head on a fat guy jumping in a pool) so I copied the picture into the guys area and renamed all his folders to this thing that used to piss him off. The next day me and my friend who made the picture were called out of class, I almost got kicked out cos I kept laughing while the head of year was having a go at us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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