Stupid detentions

[Diggdydog]

Lobbed some bread at this dickheads head and then he went and told on me I was like WTF!

 

I went into class sat down and started to speak like mr. T instant After school! Racist bastards!

[NinjaWJ]

haha i got sent to the Dean after affirming that heaven was in the sky in my biology class. Some friend asked me where god was and i pointed both my hands at the the cieling and i got sent to the Dean for "Dancing"

[Katalix]

I can understand that, but getting a demerit for throwing GOLDFISH? Now understand EVERYBODY hates this kid.

Stop being a jackass. Nobody cares how much you hate the kid, it's just comon sense. you dont throw food at people. They just expect you to have been raised properly and know it's inapropriate

You obviously don't know how to have fun!

[nlitement]

I can understand that, but getting a demerit for throwing GOLDFISH? Now understand EVERYBODY hates this kid.

Stop being a jackass. Nobody cares how much you hate the kid, it's just comon sense. you dont throw food at people. They just expect you to have been raised properly and know it's inapropriate

You obviously don't know how to have fun!

y u so meen .(

[LanceVanceDance07]

I got detention for calling someone a sasshole.

[Mr.Mister]

Got a detention once for not having a red pen to math class once. f*cking nazis.

hahahahah why would they want people to bring a pen in a math class? my math teachers always say to use a pencil in math

 

got a detention/suspension for "hacking" the security system on the school computers. i didnt even do anything!

[Machida]

@Machida: I never thought that Scottish teachers were so tough..

Indeed, terrifying.

I spent the majority of my primary school years scared sh*tless of my Head teacher. A big burly rugby player with a broad working class accent was terrifying to a seven year old version of me.

Then, at secondary, I had one teacher who would kick you out of his class if you referred to a ruler as a ruler. We had to call it a rule. His reason being that he was the only "ruler" in the class.

A hard knock life.

 

[Alfresco]

but Machida.. the beard saved you surely? THE BEARD!

[Oogie]

I can understand that, but getting a demerit for throwing GOLDFISH? Now understand EVERYBODY hates this kid.

Stop being a jackass. Nobody cares how much you hate the kid, it's just comon sense. you dont throw food at people. They just expect you to have been raised properly and know it's inapropriate

You obviously don't know how to have fun!

Or maybe i'm not 13 years old.

[Katalix]

I can understand that, but getting a demerit for throwing GOLDFISH? Now understand EVERYBODY hates this kid.

Stop being a jackass. Nobody cares how much you hate the kid, it's just comon sense. you dont throw food at people. They just expect you to have been raised properly and know it's inapropriate

You obviously don't know how to have fun!

Or maybe i'm not 13 years old.

Or you just don't know how to have fun!

[gtamann123]

my school instituted a new policy where if you get caught outside of class after the bell rang its an instant detention, no warning nothing, but no one goes to the detention any way

[Jules Verne]

Well here's a funny storie, When i transferred school's during the middle of the year in 6th grade, the first day at the new school i had to go the bathroom, now the class i was in was like right on the 8th grade hall, so unknowingly i got to the closest bathroom and took care of my business. When i walked out there was a grungey looking janitor stareing at me so i asked him what was his problem, he looked at me and laughed and said i had just walked out of the 8th grade girls bathroom Dude i almost got in so much trouble i was all like, Oh, it's my first day here and i did not know, blah blah blah

then instantly i became very popular

[Katalix]

my school instituted a new policy where if you get caught outside of class after the bell rang its an instant detention, no warning nothing, but no one goes to the detention any way

Same thing in my school.

[Lochie_old]

I can understand that, but getting a demerit for throwing GOLDFISH? Now understand EVERYBODY hates this kid.

Stop being a jackass. Nobody cares how much you hate the kid, it's just comon sense. you dont throw food at people. They just expect you to have been raised properly and know it's inapropriate

You obviously don't know how to have fun!

Or maybe i'm not 13 years old.

Or you just don't know how to have fun!

How is throwing biscuits at people fun?

[Rhoda]

It isn't. The only person who would remotely enjoy it is the Cookie Monster, and even then I'm sure he'd kick your arse for throwing biscuits at him.

[okei]

i got a detention the other day for 45 minutes for smoking an invisible cigarette

 

(i dont actually smoke and i dont know where the f*ck they got the idea from)

[thecommander]

I went to catholic school. First week of freshman year I wore black shoes instead of brown got 1 detention for each foot no warnings. I got another 3 for talking with my hands? I got another 1 for throwing the slip in the trash. And I got damage to school property for driving my car fast over a speed bump, I hit the ground and it made a noise.

[Seachmall]

I went to catholic school. First week of freshman year I wore black shoes instead of brown got 1 detention for each foot no warnings. I got another 3 for talking with my hands? I got another 1 for throwing the slip in the trash. And I got damage to school property for driving my car fast over a speed bump, I hit the ground and it made a noise.

Every time you get a detention you should have recited Leviticus, Chapter 26, verses 7-9 [replacing 'you' with 'I', 'me' with 'God' etc.],

 

I will chase my enemies, and they shall fall by the sword before me. Five of us shall chase a hundred, and a hundred of us shall put ten thousand to flight; our enemies shall fall by the sword before me. For God will look on me favorably and make me fruitful, multiply me and confirm his covenant with me. I shall eat the old harvest, and clear out the old because of the new.

 

It would have freaked them the f*ck out, and gotten you extra credit!

 

 

[GuySoDope]

I can understand that, but getting a demerit for throwing GOLDFISH? Now understand EVERYBODY hates this kid.

Stop being a jackass. Nobody cares how much you hate the kid, it's just comon sense. you dont throw food at people. They just expect you to have been raised properly and know it's inapropriate

You obviously don't know how to have fun!

Or maybe i'm not 13 years old.

Or you just don't know how to have fun!

How is throwing biscuits at people fun?

throwing food at a young age was fun

 

[SHXC]

My first detention in Year 3 at Primary school was for wetting paper towels in the toilets and launching them at the ceiling with two of my friends. We got an hours detention for that.

 

I got busted for skipping school in Year 10. Our school day would go 3 lessons, then break, two lessons then lunch, then one lesson and home. Me and a friend would go into the woods behind our school at break and come out at lunch, missing two hours of school a day. We did this for about 2 to 3 months and got 2 weeks detention of Maths work everyday. I never usually cared for detentions much, I had nothing much else to do anyways at the time.

[Neal40000]

i never have detentions, only had one for being late last year.

[baptiste]

i never have detentions, only had one for being late last year.

For being late? Lol.

 

I rarely get detention. I did get it a month ago or so though. I was angry, tired and sick and a pen landed on my head and I grabed it and scram madly across the class looking for whoever had thrown it. Teacher told me to calm down and I sat back down. I received another one and spotted who it was, grabbed both pens marched across the class and launched them full strength at point blank in his face.

I got 2 hours and a note to my parents. Not too bad considering my usual disciplinarian system.

[El Zilcho]

Nudging a f*cking pencil case off a table! WTF! I mean, my Tech teacher said how many warnings have you had (We operate on getting 4 warnings in class, on the 4th and you're sent out and get a detention.) I accidently knocked some guys pencil case off, dropping his stuff on ther floor. The my teahcer goes, you've had 3 warnings! When I only had 1! B*LLsh*t!

 

Rant over.

[Jordy.]

Not exactly a detention, but I remember in my old primary school something very stupid and retarded that got me into trouble....

 

It was lunch time, and we were lining up to get our food. This girl was in front of me, and some lad pushed into the line and stood in front of her, so she was like

'OMG you're not aloud to push in line!'

The boy replied: 'I don't care!'

The girl called for a teacher. One lady went to her and the girl said 'He pushed into the line!'

The boy stepped up to the lady and said 'I didn't mrs, I was here the whole time!'

'You liar!' Said the girl. The lady looked a bit awkward.

I then decided to stick up for the girl and said 'The boy did actually push in.'

The lady finally spoke. 'Right, 1, 2 and 3, go to the back of the queue.'

1, 2 and 3, that included ME! WTF?!

'Hold on, why do I have to move!? I didn't do anything!'

She replied 'Just do as I say!'

WHAT A f*ckING COW! So I moved to the back of the queue, crying (I was sensitive back then). Then after a long wait, I finally went up to the food, and it was all gone. GONE! But the dinner ladies felt sorry for me so they each gave me some of their dinner, which was very kind. So I sat down, eating a small portion of food, when the lady came up to me and said 'How about we don't mention this to anyone?'

'Okay then.' I replied.

 

Lunch was over after 10 mins, and an assembly was called out. All the school went to the assembly, and sat down.

THIS IS WHEN THE BULLsh*t STARTS.

The head teacher stood up and started yelling at all of us for 'Disobeying dinner ladies'. She said that she was talking to the lady that sent me to the back and that she was upset because we were disrespecting her. WHAT THE C*NTING HELL? SHE SAID SHE WOULDN'T TELL ANYONE ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED!!!! Then the head teacher started pointing fingers at the girl and boy who were involved, not me...yet. And apparently some other sh*t happened regarding the crappy dinner ladies with some other boys and girls. The head then gave a long and mostly yelled speech about how the dinner ladies aren't paid very well and should have respect. THAT ONE THAT SENT ME TO THE BACK CAN F*CKING DIE THE LIEING COW. Then some other teacher pointed at me and said 'You were one of the biggest troubles at lunch young man!'

QYRGTHSEIWURT3YJ8THF37WJIR9E8UDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JESUS F*CKING CHRIST!!!

 

So I learned from that experience. I learnt to never stick up for anyone.

 

 

[El Zilcho]

So I learned from that experience. I learnt to never stick up for anyone.

Don't stick up for snithces. Oh, and dinner ladies are b*tches.

[tomtom555]

Wow. I feel sorry for you, Jordy. I never did like dinner ladies. And I just feel like saying this but I've never, ever seen a dinner-man.

 

OT: I got detention on Thursday. I was in ICT and we were doing some next thing about cars and databases and what have you. Well, I was bored and my teacher had blocked most of my proxies that were on my favourites and I found one that hadn't been blocked and popped on to GTAF. I fancied a look in the Hot Chick Topic and Mr Fishy (his real name's mr harrison but he looks like a fish) decided to look at what I was doing from his computer. He instantly got straight up, walked over to me and said:

'That's not what you're supposed to be doing!'.

Everybody saw what I was on and pissed themselves. Unfortunately, Fishy didn't see the funny side. I got sent out, obviously.

 

Sometime last week, I was in maths and someone had dropped a Sony Ericsson on the floor. Being me, I picked it up and my teacher caught me with it in my hands. She didn't even think about whos it really was and she just sent me the f*ck out. Honestly, teachers these days . They really piss me off sometimes.

[Jordy.]

So I learned from that experience. I learnt to never stick up for anyone. 

Don't stick up for snithces.

Ha, we all used to snitch back in the old school, it was a normal thing.

[Sanjeem]

wtf dude 15 detentions and you get expelled? my 13 year old brother has had like 30 detentions in the first half of term in his new school and he's still there fine, still getting detentions almost everyday. He's a badass motherf*cker. Beware

[El Zilcho]

Wow. I feel sorry for you, Jordy. I never did like dinner ladies. And I just feel like saying this but I've never, ever seen a dinner-man.

 

OT: I got detention on Thursday. I was in ICT and we were doing some next thing about cars and databases and what have you. Well, I was bored and my teacher had blocked most of my proxies that were on my favourites and I found one that hadn't been blocked and popped on to GTAF. I fancied a look in the Hot Chick Topic and Mr Fishy (his real name's mr harrison but he looks like a fish) decided to look at what I was doing from his computer. He instantly got straight up, walked over to me and said:

'That's not what you're supposed to be doing!'.

Everybody saw what I was on and pissed themselves. Unfortunately, Fishy didn't see the funny side. I got sent out, obviously.

 

Sometime last week, I was in maths and someone had dropped a Sony Ericsson on the floor. Being me, I picked it up and my teacher caught me with it in my hands. She didn't even think about whos it really was and she just sent me the f*ck out. Honestly, teachers these days . They really piss me off sometimes.

Lol, my Electronics Tech teacher looks like a f*cking Duck, and we call him Duckman everyday, and he never realises that we mean him. So were going like, "Hey Duckman!" and he's looking like "WTF" with his Dukcish face. Cracks me up every single time.

[Dunpeal]

I got a detention in Grade 4 for not crossing the road going home on the Zebra crossing. The Z-Xing was on the other end of the school, and even pointing the opposite direction to my house. Was stupid as f*ck.