GTASIX Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 I've gotten a lot of detentions in my life. Some for chewing gum, talking, being late for class, ect. I got sent to the office like once, for yelling out tit in history class. ha ha lol just randomly shouting tit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomtom555 Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 yelling out tit in history class. There's a game me and my mates play at school, it's called Tourettes. In fact, I wanna play it now but I'd probably get done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr_bungle Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 I got one for being 40 minutes late to class. I know, right? f*cking teachers. Better late than never eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EaStSiDe SoUlJa Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 didnt have my id card on and i got a detention for that today /End Thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomtom555 Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 didnt have my id card on and i got a detention for that today. Wait, you need an id card for school? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drake1212 Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 We dont have detention thing at my school. Why? because it cant afford it! But i've been thrown to the principals office a couple of times. One of them was when i was playing baseball in math class (lol). Another time because i started singing Y.M.C.A in english class. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomtom555 Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 We dont have detention thing at my school. Why? because it cant afford it! Does it normally cost to put students in detention? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Girish Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 We dont have detention thing at my school. Why? because it cant afford it! Does it normally cost to put students in detention? Yeah, you need to have an extra room. Why else would the concept of detention not exist in India? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeadByDagger Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 My freshman year me and a few of my friends were playing "The Penis Game" in History class. Which is, you basically just have to yell "Penis" louder than the person who yelled it before you. So, the person before me basically said it in a whisper and I just screamed it as loud as I could. The room went silent, and you could hear someone from the room next door say "What was that?" I got a DT for that one. Also that year, I got another DT because we were in math class and the teacher was going over the homework and he asked if anyone had any questions. So I raised my hand and said "Do you like Peach cobbler?" And I got a 2 hour for that. The next couple of years the DTs were mostly for skipping class and whatnot. Senior year, my first detention was because I walked across a table in the cafeteria. And the detention slip read "Walked over a table in the EC [East Commons]. When asked why, he said 'I didn't feel like walking around the table to get to the other side'" Later that year I got one for sleeping under a table in the library and another for "having underwear exposed." I stretched my arms up and my shirt lifted for all of 5 seconds and a teacher nabbed me for it. But, all of those detentions were from the only 2 teachers in the school who didn't like me. Otherwise, everyone loved me and I was really close with the librarian and he gave me the key that opens every door in the school. So me and my friends would skip class and hang out in the bomb shelter or auditorium all day. Nobody ever cared... All my teachers passed me regardless of whether I went to class or not. In the long run, it didn't help me, since now I actually have to do work in college. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomtom555 Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 @girishb: I thought he meant to keep them in the teacher's room lol @DeadByDagger: LOL! PENIS! Sorry. I wish I had a librarian that would give me the key to the whole school. Imagine the havoc! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freakorama Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 I got so many detentions for trivial sh*t so many times, I never went to the detentions and then the teachers just stopped bothering and I got diplomatic immunity. It's just been revoked. huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike752 Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 Teachers at my school are very lenient about things. Half of them don't care about gum, and if they do, you just spit it out. We swear, and they just warn you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuySoDope Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 caught in the hall way about a minute then got 3 days of detention came to my class with no pencil and got detention said "what sup baby!!!" loud in the hall--got detention Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nlitement Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 I got suspended for writing left-handed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaWJ Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 I got suspended for writing left-handed. you go to a catholic school or something? actually there isn't such thing as detention at my school. if you get in trouble they make you go around the toilets checking if their properly restocked with toilet paper haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuySoDope Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 I got suspended for writing left-handed. you go to a catholic school or something? actually there isn't such thing as detention at my school. if you get in trouble they make you go around the toilets checking if their properly restocked with toilet paper haha lol sound like a border school Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darthYENIK Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 I never got caught doing the real bad stuff, like cutting class, smoking dope, fighting or anything like that (which I did do quite often). When I was in fifth grade there was an announcement on the PA about a car with it's lights on. Some other kids and I ran out the door 20 feet yelling, "it's mine I'll get it." We ran back. The teacher didn't think it was funny. Got detention, but after that, i got to go to the councilor every Thursday, where we played with toys, and had pizza parties for being good. I pantsed a friend of mine once. Got THREE WEEKS of detention. And since I was in 5th grade I had to sit with the principal during recess and lunch. Got to know her better, she saw that I wasn't as bad a kid as the teacher that caught me was claiming, and let me go after a week and a half. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Machida Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 I got banned from the playground while at primary school for stealing another pupils girlfriend. He still hates me. Got detention a couple of times while at secondary. One was for laughing at the priest at a Christmas service. The other was for making a joke about one of the larger teachers while she crossed a suspension bridge during a school a school trip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hart Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 I got so many detentions for trivial sh*t so many times, I never went to the detentions and then the teachers just stopped bothering and I got diplomatic immunity. It's just been revoked. huh? You've never seen Lethal Weapon 2 have you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oogie Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 I can understand that, but getting a demerit for throwing GOLDFISH? Now understand EVERYBODY hates this kid. Stop being a jackass. Nobody cares how much you hate the kid, it's just comon sense. you dont throw food at people. They just expect you to have been raised properly and know it's inapropriate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nlitement Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 I got suspended for writing left-handed. you go to a catholic school or something? actually there isn't such thing as detention at my school. if you get in trouble they make you go around the toilets checking if their properly restocked with toilet paper haha Nah man, tried to make up as outraging of a reason to get suspended as possible. I'm right handed and I don't remember getting detention in.. 8 years? The last time I got detention was for something like throwing snowballs with friends outside. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cacarla Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 The last time I got detention was for something like throwing snowballs with friends outside. At whom, your teachers? @Machida: I never thought that Scottish teachers were so tough.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[MenaceMovies] Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 Well my most stupidest (is that even a word ) detention would be the one I received from my Maths teacher. His name is Barry (we aren't allowed to address teachers by their first name, apparently it's disrespectful...), and I remembered Barry Scott from the "Bang, and the dirt is gone" advertisement. I made a mathamatical spoof for him, "Hi, I'm Barry Scott. BANG, and the decimal point is gone!" I got a one hour detention after school, a letter sent home to my parents and a phonecall home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nlitement Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 The last time I got detention was for something like throwing snowballs with friends outside. At whom, your teachers? @Machida: I never thought that Scottish teachers were so tough.. lol, no. Here in Finland it's common policy in all schools to ban snowballs because it "might contain rocks." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy-Vercetti19 Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 I just got 3 detention yesterday. One for Just shouting at the top of my Voice HIIIEYAHH!(like a ninja) I got another one yesterday because i gave the Dude that was Bullying me a Smack stright to the temple. And i got another one because it was friday and the teacher walked over to me and said go to detention so i ran. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KillerKabel Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 In my school, there aren't detentions, evil wrongdoers are merely sent out of class, or outside. I'm rarely sent out, but I sure have started a lot of sh*t getting other people sent out. That's my thing.. I get pissed if a teacher is being stupid, or disrespectful, and then when I confront them, proving I am right, I am sent outside. Teachers who abuse their powers is something that makes me nauseous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomtom555 Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 evil wrongdoers are merely sent out of class, or outside. At my school, we have a system. 'The Tick System' * Dun-Dun-DHURN!* 1 Tick = 5 minutes detention 2 Tick = 10 minutes detention. And so on up to 4 ticks. When you get 4 ticks, that's when the teacher gets a pupil in the class to fetch 'On-Call'. Then a senior teacher will come and talk to you outside the room. If you've been really bad, then off you go to 'S10'. The Detention Room. It's like Isolation except you just stay there for the rest of the lesson. We also have red cards but I can't be arsed to explain all that crap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EaStSiDe SoUlJa Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 didnt have my id card on and i got a detention for that today. Wait, you need an id card for school? yes,we needa wear id crads............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floro Solo Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 Throwing a big orange in french class, made a nice splatter on the floor really. Throwing a pie would have been funnier but that's only how assholes behave. I'm not that bad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floro Solo Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 Throwing a big orange in french class, made a nice splatter on the floor really. Throwing a pie would have been funnier but that's only how assholes behave. I'm not that bad Throwing a big orange in french class, made a nice splatter on the floor really. Throwing a pie would have been funnier but that's only how assholes behave. Me and friends put porn sites as the homepage of every computer in the freshman area too, never got caught for it. And we got some funny reactions. I kind of regret it though, pretty childish humour. *sigh* Sorry for the double post, my internet is being very irritating Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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