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"Lucky" Ronaldo crashes Ferrari


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"Lucky" Ronaldo crashes Ferrari

 

 

Manchester United forward Cristiano Ronaldo has written off his Ferrari in a crash near Manchester Airport.

The 23-year-old winger was driving the sports car through a tunnel beneath the runways when he smashed into a barrier. Greater Manchester Police (GMP) said his team-mate Edwin Van Der Sar was following in his Bentley, but the Dutch keeper was not involved in the crash. PC Nigel Snell said that given the damage to the car, it was "fortunate" that Ronaldo was not injured.

 

Would it have made a big difference to Manchester United if Ronaldo died?

 

 

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As much as I hate the guy, he was at least driving my favourite Ferrari.

 

I love 599GTBs.

 

What a muppet though.

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A Ferrari? Jesus anyone could do that. Lets see if he can get a 1986 mini Mayfair written off. Then he and I, then we'll talk.

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He was probably too busy looking in the mirror at himself to bother to look at the road and that's how it 'lost control'.

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To bad his face couldn't have been a crumple zone for the car, ah well never mind hey .

 

Pictures remind me of princess Diana's death back in the good ol' bad days, it comes to a shocking reminder as in how they knew what her favorite shampoo was, as it transpires it was head n shoulders, hers where all over the dashboard.

 

So top tip there folks, you might be an amazing football player, but you sure as hell can't be an amazing driver.

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As much as I hate the guy, he was at least driving my favourite Ferrari.

 

I love 599GTBs.

 

What a muppet though.

Wait, so not only do you hate him, but he drives your favorite Ferrari AND he crashes it?

 

Wouldn't that mean you just hate him more? tounge.gif

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He was probably too busy looking in the mirror at himself to bother to look at the road and that's how it 'lost control'.

Makes sense to me.

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I don't exactly like the guy but I must say he has a taste in cars. Yet his driving I'm not so sure about...

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For some strange reason I kept getting him confused with Valentino Rossi and thinking, "...but he's not a Briton."

 

I don't care for British football; but it's too bad about that car. whatsthat.gif

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For some strange reason I kept getting him confused with Valentino Rossi and thinking, "...but he's not a Briton."

 

Nor is Ronaldo.

 

Not to mention, Rossi is awesome. This guy's a pansy.

 

They both have questionable taste in ear trinkets though.

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Hey guys how about we ask him ourselves how it happened. Being as he's registered Here.

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Good thing he didn't crash a 430. If he did I would've come there and strangle him. The car is a miniature god, I tell ya.

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The strange thing about Ronaldo's car crash is that, even though he only slightly injured his leg in the accident, he rolled out of the car clutching his head.

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The strange thing about Ronaldo's car crash is that, even though he only slightly injured his leg in the accident, he rolled out of the car clutching his head.

Hows that unusual? Your head is one of the most important parts of your body being as your brain is in there ( wether people use it or not is another thing ) I'm pretty sure it might just be like second nature to cover your head/face when coming to be injured.

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The joke is that when he's slightly tackled he'll dive and roll on the floor clutching his face when the defender barely touched his legs in the first place, because he's a fairy.

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Imagine if he had broken one of his legs mercie_blink.gif It'd probably be bigger than the Diana Death.

 

But seriously glad he got out okay, hes a quality character & amazing footballer.

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The joke is that when he's slightly tackled he'll dive and roll on the floor clutching his face when the defender barely touched his legs in the first place, because he's a fairy.

Oh..well I thought most football players to that to be honest. Drama queens or what.

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The strange thing about Ronaldo's car crash is that, even though he only slightly injured his leg in the accident, he rolled out of the car clutching his head.

Hows that unusual? Your head is one of the most important parts of your body being as your brain is in there ( wether people use it or not is another thing ) I'm pretty sure it might just be like second nature to cover your head/face when coming to be injured.

He was joking about Ronaldo's reputation as a diver. wink.gif

 

EDIT:Whoa, I'm late.

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C'mon Rebel Love, you know I make sense. tounge.gif

 

Just a shame he didn't break every bone in his face, he was probably driving like a dick.

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The Unvirginiser
Leave that face alone. angry.gif

Dream on, queer. You can't get Manc pussy.

f*cking Essex boys.

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One side of me is glad he's ok (although i can't stand him) but the other side of me wanted him to have a broken leg or something (purely for footballing reasons).

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C'mon Rebel Love, you know I make sense. tounge.gif

 

Just a shame he didn't break every bone in his face, he was probably driving like a dick.

Heh, I beg to differ on that tounge2.gif. I have to say though, I don't like him and I don't even watch football. The evil side of me would of wanted to see him get a devastating break though so he couldn't play football ever again. But, ah always next time ey?

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