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"During an American styled traffic jam downtown, and despite the Canadian styled mass transit designed to prevent these problems, two American styled SUVs, built by Canadians, collided. There were American styled injuries. Fortunately, a Canadian styled ambulance made its way through and saved the lives of the two drivers who were drunk on American styled Canadian beer.

 

In other news, naive Americans, blinded by the Juice, ignore calls for Canadian styled peace."

 

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Britons, this is what happens when you leave your colonies alone!

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Randall Flagg

Well I think cuba styled executions are better.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Well look at dis, amazing.

 

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I was 99.9637% sure that this was going to be a milestone topic before opening it.

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I was 99.9637% sure that this was going to be a milestone topic before opening it.

The remaining .0473% must've been expecting another "personal problems - help!" topic, eh?

"You tell me exactly what you want, and I'll explain to you very carefully why it cannot be."

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I was 99.9637% sure that this was going to be a milestone topic before opening it.

The remaining .0473% must've been expecting another "personal problems - help!" topic, eh?

You're never wrong. wink.gif

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darthYENIK drops his southern twang on the floor and says...

 

Thas sum kinda quier anglish thang?

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Is that supposed to say "jews"?

QUOTE (K^2) ...not only is it legal for you to go around with a concealed penis, it requires absolutely no registration!

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Mike Tequeli

I think there is an attempt to write Zionist between "to all" and "juice". I'm not sure if it's entirely relevant but I want to punch that guy right in the pube beard.

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Juice By Kayla Marie

Death to all Juice..

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Maybe I shouldn't post here. whatsthat.gif

Yeah I see that, mike. wouldn't have noticed until i seen you said that. wink.gif

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And I thought you'd spell better than that, Anuj.

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And I thought you'd spell better than that, Anuj.

That's pretty funny considering his neckbeard brings to memory a lad named John.

 

It's like if you and I ran into each other at top speed.

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LAL!!!!!111one

 

okay, but seriously, who would dress thier child up as HITLER!!!!????

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I don't see a problem with dressing your child as Hitler. As long as you don't give him a V2 rocket or a gas chamber.

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Are we blaming Jews, Americans or Canadians? Maybe we're blaming American born Jews in Canada, perhaps Canadian Jews driving in American Vehicles in Canada? Wait, Jewish Americans in Canada driving Vehicles? It could be a Americanada border Jew who bought an SUV. nervous.gif I need some Legos and some Bar and graph Charts to help make sense of this.

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Sometimes I believe that the fruit producing flora would create a greater intelligence than the fauna ever has, if the gene altering juice fanatics would just stay completely out of the evil eugenics programs.

 

I will stand up for the rights of JUICE, regardless of the outcome! icon14.gif

 

That American style vs Canadian style opening statement is completely evil and belongs in the evil eugenics programs, though........So we can smite it!

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And I thought you'd spell better than that, Anuj.

That's pretty funny considering his neckbeard brings to memory a lad named John.

 

It's like if you and I ran into each other at top speed.

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Yeah, the Gaza Stripclub party. last night was a good night.

 

And no more neckbeard, I've just got the chops now.

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Britons, this is what happens when you leave your colonies alone!

Freedom?

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"two American styled SUVs, built by Canadians, collided."

 

[sarcasm]It is clear they crashed because they were built in Canada. The crash has nothing to do with the way it was designed because it was American.[/sarcasm]

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