Darvinho Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 (edited) "You think you have a crazy girlfriend? Psycho ex? You're not alone " My mate sent me this link to a blog the other day while I was bored at work. Now I can't be sure that it's true and that it's not all just a complete fabrication. But to be honest it is all so outrageous that it just couldn't be made up. Anyway, if anyone fancies a little light reading if your bored at work, you should check this out, it is utterly insane! I'll let the site speak for itself... http://officeofstrategicinfluence.com/rachael/ By the way, it IS safe for work. Edited January 8, 2009 by ethrion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drag_Drift Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 That is pure awesomeness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayden Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 She is a heinous bitch. I didn't know how easy it was for me to hate a person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oxidizer Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 That's my girlfriend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stefan. Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 Lol, what a bitch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Runey Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 I'm sorry, but this guy seems like a complete loser. Seriously, who the f*ck keeps a log on that kind of stuff? A loser, that's the f*ck who. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayden Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 I'm sorry, but this guy seems like a complete loser. Seriously, who the f*ck keeps a log on that kind of stuff? A loser, that's the f*ck who. I agree somewhat, but you don't understand. He's clearly a person that didn't have the balls to kick her in the beginning, but that would just be his way of venting and dealing with the situation; you know, as opposed to crushing her in a vice or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darvinho Posted January 8, 2009 Author Share Posted January 8, 2009 I'm sorry, but this guy seems like a complete loser. Seriously, who the f*ck keeps a log on that kind of stuff? A loser, that's the f*ck who. Haha maybe so but thank God he did I say! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Runey Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 Hey, I agree, it's a damn good read. I'm just saying. Here's the part that's just great. me: can you get the salt while you're in there? Rachael: what do you say? me: huh? Rachael: What do you say? me: I don't understand Rachael: What's the magic word? me: What? Rachael: You say 'please get the salt while you're in there' He got pissed because someone asked him to say "please". I don't know if it's just me, but I habitually say "please" whenever I ask someone a favor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
makeshyft Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 She's insane and he's a pushover. Why anyone would put up with this kind of sh*t from someone what wasn't their wife/girlfriend is beyond me. Actually, my point still stands even if we were talking about a wife/girlfriend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayden Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 Hey, I agree, it's a damn good read. I'm just saying. Here's the part that's just great. me: can you get the salt while you're in there? Rachael: what do you say? me: huh? Rachael: What do you say? me: I don't understand Rachael: What's the magic word? me: What? Rachael: You say 'please get the salt while you're in there' He got pissed because someone asked him to say "please". I don't know if it's just me, but I habitually say "please" whenever I ask someone a favor. Or maybe he wasn't raised to understand what she was implying? I felt the same way that you're expressing when I first read it, but in retrospect it would seem he actually was ignorant of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darvinho Posted January 8, 2009 Author Share Posted January 8, 2009 Yeah, I mean after just one or two of those situations I would say something or even wash my hands of her entirely. Especially after the one about how she would get revenge on him should she want to. That's just psychotic! I'm also a little confused as to what relationship he must have with her; not a girlfriend or wife, nor is she related, so apparently she is just a "friend"? p.s. Hayden - I LOVE your sig! Brilliant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lochie_old Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 I think they are roommates, thats all I gathered from reading it. Good read too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cacarla Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 She got him in every way possible. For Ex: Rachael: I thought you were going to bedme: yeah in a little Rachael: Whatcha doing? me: editing some Flash files Rachael: what else are you doing me: reading my email Rachael: What were you doing before that me: playing some Warcraft Rachael: someone's talking to you on AIM me: Joey's telling me something about Warcraft Rachael: I think Kari's talking too me: yeah, she asked me about Transformers. Rachael: you're talking to her now? me: nope, that was about an hour ago Rachael: why are you sitting so close to the computer? The entire thing made me laugh at the guy's promptness is answering her. He could have just said "none of your boosiness" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayden Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 p.s. Hayden - I LOVE your sig! Brilliant. [/color] Thanks. In case there was any confusion; it's not my work, my avatar and signature are the creations of Randall Munroe, also known as xkcd. I forgot to hyper-link it but it's up now. Sorry to go off-topic but I just wanted that to be generally known so there aren't any misunderstandings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryuclan Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 I couldn't handle being with a girl like her. Especially after she treated his phobia like it was nothing haha. There are some weird people in this world. Rachael's computer was messing up, so being a computer guy in the computer industry with a computer related major, she asked me to help her fix her computer. About ten minutes after I get her computer working... Rachael: What happened to the icons on my desktop? Me: You mean the AOL trial icons? Rachael: Yeah Me: I deleted them Rachael: Did I tell you you could do that? Me: Dude, we have Comcast high speed internet Rachael: That's not the point Haha Precious... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebel Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 He said she was never his girlfriend..Anyway, I agree she is nuts but he's just as bad for being a push over about everything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryuclan Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 Rachael (11:05:43 PM): i think it would be best if i start sleeping on the couchme (11:04:06 PM): w3rd Rachael (11:09:39 PM): i suppose you're happy i'm sleeping on the couch? me (11:10:00 PM): no, but I bet you think I'm happy that you're sleeping on the couch Rachael (11:10:26 PM): i dont know what you think i cant read your mind remember?! me (11:11:13 PM): yeah I know but you always think the worst Rachael (11:11:30 PM): i'm not thinking the worst. why do you always have to put me in that category? me (11:11:38 PM): you think that I'm happy that you're sleeping on the couch Rachael (11:11:53 PM): i am not, i'm asking you me (11:11:56 PM): why would you even think that? that's a silly thing to even think Rachael (11:12:20 PM): because i dont want to sleep on the f*cking couch! me (11:12:31 PM): then why the heck would you sleep out there? Haha this sh*t is priceless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 Rachael: Why did you lock the bathroom door? Me: for privacy? Rachael: are you afraid I'm going to come in there? Me: no, just a privacy thing Rachael: yeah right, you don't trust me Me: How did you know the door was locked? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oxidizer Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 I love Rachael. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lt_yao Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 I'd have punched her in the face 20 times already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaraBella Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 Okay, so LC (her dog) always gets up on the counters and sniffs for food, and then Rachael and I have to spank her. Hahahahahaahaha. Hahahaha. 'Spank', to me, means like.. sexy bondage spank. I like this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebel Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 Rachael: Why did you lock the bathroom door?Me: for privacy? Rachael: are you afraid I'm going to come in there? Me: no, just a privacy thing Rachael: yeah right, you don't trust me Me: How did you know the door was locked? Haha, that's great. I'm still surprised how he hasn't either moved out himself to find somewhere else, or kicked her out and find another roommate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randall Flagg Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 Thatsah crazy bitch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Little Chris Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 I have just read this and i thought it was bloody hilarious. Mind you i couldnt stand her trying to f*ck with my head if i was the guy, i would just verbally abuse her and be a sarcastic c*nt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M. H. Hunter III Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 Clearly two things emerge after reading through that. 1. The guy is either a loser that writes about sh*t, instead of talking to the roommate about it. Or he also may be gay as he never made any moves on either the roommate or any other females he mentions....rather odd that he does play by play on that, but nothing else 2. She on the other hand is clearly someone that is someone that most certainly needs something better for her; a higher dose of paxil, a definite bi-polar diagnosis as her behaviors are much more then her being a bitch. La famiglia è tutto The strength of a family, like the strength of an army is in its loyalty to each other.~ Mario Puzo ~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingvercetti Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 The simple solution would be to drug her, drive her about 150 miles away to a strange place then leave her there. I really don't know why he didn't do anything about her. Nevertheless, a very good read, I feel sorry for the guy even though he should have done something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hooperuk2008 Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 I'd have punched her in the face 20 times already. Yes you big hard man youd hit a women Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maceo242k1 Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 Clearly two things emerge after reading through that. 1. The guy is either a loser that writes about sh*t, instead of talking to the roommate about it. Or he also may be gay as he never made any moves on either the roommate or any other females he mentions....rather odd that he does play by play on that, but nothing else 2. She on the other hand is clearly someone that is someone that most certainly needs something better for her; a higher dose of paxil, a definite bi-polar diagnosis as her behaviors are much more then her being a bitch. I'm thinking the guy is a lil overweight. He mentions the vegeterian thing and that he (and rachel) wanted to shed some unhealthy pounds... I figured he's just not confident enough in his own looks to make a move on someone he finds attractive. Its crazy though, I hear/see shade of my cousins wife in this Rachel girl, way too controlling to just be a friend, you know? I don't think they were dating, but he definitely "shop-lifted the poodie" as Rod Tisdale so eloquently put it. If there was no physical contact between the two, then Roger Clemens got jacked using purely lidocaine and Vitamin B12... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trip Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 i read it today while at work. i was going to forward it to my wife but then thought twice. My crappy games at MyCrappyGames.com Free copy of Save The Puppies and Kittens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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