Dreddpool Posted January 7, 2009 Share Posted January 7, 2009 found this on another forum so i thought i would;d share it as, alot off ppl are pissed off with not being able to play the game, hope this cheers you all up a bit or at least put a smile on ya face. One day I met a sweet gentleman and fell in love. When it became apparent that we would marry, I made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans. Some months later, on my birthday, my car broke down on the way home from work. Since I lived in the countryside I called my husband and told him that I would be late because I had to walk home. On my way, I passed by a small diner and the odour of baked beans was more than I could stand. With miles to walk, I figured that I would walk off any ill effects by the time I reached home, so I stopped at the diner and before I knew it, I had consumed three large orders of baked beans. All the way home, I made sure that I released all the gas. Upon my arrival, my husband seemed excited to see! me and exclaimed delightedly: 'Darling I have a surprise for dinner tonight.' He then blindfolded me and led me to my chair at the dinner table. I took a seat and just as he was about to remove my blindfold, the telephone rang. He made me promise not to touch the blindfold until he returned and went to answer the call. The baked beans I had consumed were still affecting me and the pressure was becoming most unbearable, so while my husband was out of the room I seized the opportunity, shifted my weight to one leg and let one go. It was not only loud, but it smelled like a fertilizer truck running over a skunk in front of a pulpwood mill. I took my napkin from my lap and fanned the air around me vigorously. Then, shifting to the other cheek, I ripped off three more. The stink was worse than cooked cabbage. Keeping my ears carefully tuned to the conversation in the other room, I went on like this for another few minutes. The pleasure was indescribable. When eventually the telephone farewells signalled the end of my freedom, I quickly fanned the air a few more times with my napkin, placed it on my lap and folded my hands back on it feeling very relieved and pleased with myself. My face must have been the picture of innocence when my husband returned, apologizing for taking so long. He asked me if I had peeked through the blindfold, and I assured him I had not. At this point, he removed the blindfold, and twelve dinner guests seated around the table chorused: 'Happy Birthday!' I fainted!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PacMaan Posted January 7, 2009 Share Posted January 7, 2009 Get out. We don't do happy here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
creat3d22 Posted January 7, 2009 Share Posted January 7, 2009 Thanks for posting this old, stupid joke in the PC version forum! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC93 Posted January 7, 2009 Share Posted January 7, 2009 As you can see OP, nothing cheers these moody f*cks up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PacMaan Posted January 7, 2009 Share Posted January 7, 2009 As you can see OP, nothing cheers these moody f*cks up. That did Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
creat3d22 Posted January 7, 2009 Share Posted January 7, 2009 As you can see OP, nothing cheers these moody f*cks up. The full-size version of your avatar definately made me feel better than the OP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dreddpool Posted January 7, 2009 Author Share Posted January 7, 2009 I don't care, your reply posts made me LOL even more than when i read the joke the first time on me onther forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PacMaan Posted January 7, 2009 Share Posted January 7, 2009 I don't care, your reply posts made me LOL even more than when i read the joke the first time on me onther forum. Then our work here is done Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badguy Posted January 7, 2009 Share Posted January 7, 2009 wtf does op stand for? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YodaStar Posted January 7, 2009 Share Posted January 7, 2009 wtf does op stand for? Oval Penetration Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FX2K Posted January 7, 2009 Share Posted January 7, 2009 wtf does op stand for? Original Poster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
copperwire93 Posted January 7, 2009 Share Posted January 7, 2009 (edited) All right now I get the joke Edited January 7, 2009 by copperwire93 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GamerJerome Posted January 7, 2009 Share Posted January 7, 2009 (edited) Edited January 7, 2009 by GamerJerome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Horror Is Alive Posted January 7, 2009 Share Posted January 7, 2009 I lol'd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aka.wings Posted January 7, 2009 Share Posted January 7, 2009 the joke made me laugh... only problem... is that im in the middle of a quiet class room... hehehe... im gonna show the person next to me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
babarian225 Posted January 7, 2009 Share Posted January 7, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disposable Posted January 7, 2009 Share Posted January 7, 2009 As you can see OP, nothing cheers these moody f*cks up. Your bouncy boob pic cheers me up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC93 Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 Breasts are man's savior in their darkest moments. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pLaTaNo Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 LOL aha that was a good one. Would of been funnier if instead of her fainting, she like sh*tted on herself or rip another one but louder and stinkyer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gutslab Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DexX Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 IV:PC is strictly a humor-free area. SERIOUS BUSINESS ONLY. Umm...ok. I moved it to General Chat, but i'm not the one who locked it.. Chuck? You're cold baby, Ice Cold! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drag_Drift Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 Breasts are man's savior in their darkest moments. You mean Titties? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moonshield Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 Thanks for moving that here. Now I know how f*cking moronic posters in the IV:PC forum are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
papanesta Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 Genius. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WidowMaker Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 Thanks for moving that here. Now I know how f*cking moronic posters in the IV:PC forum are. They don't get out much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaunr Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 As you can see OP, nothing cheers these moody f*cks up. The full-size version of your avatar definately made me feel better than the OP. Haha. I just saw it full size. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QwertyAAA Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 Eh. It's not a great joke. It's passable. Meh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stefan. Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 Lol, was this from the IV section? Typical. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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