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SuperJude™

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SuperJude™

There has been a new beast to infest these forums, one that threatens to eradicate us all, be you an Xbox or PS3 gamer.

 

This beast is known as the "PC Gamer".

 

Now, I know what you're thinking here. You're thinking "you know, there is absolutely nothing wrong with being politically correct, especially in these heady days of multiculturalism and multi-ethnic presidents!"

 

However, these people are not politically correct, I've come to find. They are, in fact, PERSONAL COMPUTER GAMERS!!!

 

It pains me to type those words.

 

They come in and talk about all these weird letters and numbers. I think they call them "specs" which can only be a codeword for "destroy PS3 and Xbox gamers!"

 

They talk about AA but they don't mean Auto-Aim. No, it is much more sinister than that. They refer to something that can only be an unbreakable code, this thing they call "Anti-Aliasing".

 

WTF is wrong with Alias? It really isn't the worst television show to ever air!

 

So I must ask:

 

1) WHERE DO YOU PEOPLE COME FROM, IF INDEED YOU ARE REALLY PEOPLE AT ALL?

 

2) WHY ARE YOU TOO POOR TO AFFORD A PLAYSTATION OR EVEN AN XBOX?

 

3) WHY DO YOU USE SOMETHING DESIGNED FOR WORK AS SOMETHING TO PLAY ON? AREN'T YOU WORRIED THAT IN THIS TIME OF ECONOMIC DECLINE YOU WILL BE LOOKED UPON AS LAZY SLACKERS?

 

4) WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS BITCHING ABOUT HOW THE GAME DOESN'T WORK RIGHT AND HOW YOU HAVE TO UPDATE? WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST BUY A BETTER COMPUTER (OR PS3) IN THE FIRST PLACE?

 

5) DON'T YOU FEEL THE LEAST BIT RIDICULOUS USING A MOUSE AND KEYBOARD WHILE US COOL KIDS USE REAL CONTROLLERS?

 

Any answers to these queries would be greatly appreciated as I fear that you will all be the ultimate downfall of Gaming and the Internet.

 

Thanks in advance

Your great buddy

 

-SJ™

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ChristopherD

lmfao biggrin.gifbiggrin.gifbiggrin.gif

 

One additional question:

Does this mean that ALL PC gamers are technically using a version of the FagFX Controller?

I rue the day that all platforms play in the same game...

 

icon14.gificon14.gif to SJ!

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Bates_GTA

*BOWS* Superude *BOWS*

 

 

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MrJohn666

I had a PC once.

 

He's an Inspector now.

 

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Jack Bauer GB

lol.giflol.giflol.giflol.giflol.giflol.giflol.giflol.giflol.gif

 

Great thread!!! laughed all th way through the first post.

 

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floof

They must be jewish. Its the only possible explanation.

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Dr.Stinglock

Thankfully, if you guys get too upset over this fiasco you have other people to CONSOLE you and give each other hugs.

 

Just out of curiosity though, how many of you have signed up on these forums with a CONSOLE and made a majority of your posts with a CONSOLE? I know it is possible, they gave you a keyboard didn't they? and I'm sure it wasn't just so you could enter you name in the top scores a little quicker.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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tj11
5) DON'T YOU FEEL THE LEAST BIT RIDICULOUS USING A MOUSE AND KEYBOARD WHILE US COOL KIDS USE REAL CONTROLLERS?

I'm sure they do, but they'd never admit it. I tried it once, but could'nt get the hang of it. It felt like someone had smashed a controller with a hammer, spread the buttons out all over the place, and said, "Here...play!"

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Dr.Stinglock
5) DON'T YOU FEEL THE LEAST BIT RIDICULOUS USING A MOUSE AND KEYBOARD WHILE US COOL KIDS USE REAL CONTROLLERS?

 

 

Don't you feel the least bit ridiculous that this statement is completely incorrect?

 

The wireless xbox 360 controller works fine. Does that make us cool too?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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SuperJude™

HAH! So you ADMIT that the platform controllers pwn and make your little mouse and keyboard set up look silly!

 

Further, I have done some research and found some startling results.

 

READ AT YOUR OWN RISK! THESE ARE REAL ACTUAL QUOTES FROM REAL ACTUAL PC GAMERS!

 

In one of the most frightening experiences of my life, I ventured into the PC forum to do some fact finding and HERE are the results!

 

Q6600

Geforce 8800 GTS 512

Newest Nvidia drivers

Vista SP1

 

 

amd athlon 6400+ x2 3.2ghz

2.5 gigs of ram

nvidia gta driver

nvdidia 8600 312ram

vista ult x64

 

 

Statistics

Average FPS: 22.73

Duration: 37.35 sec

CPU Usage: 96%

System memory usage: 87%

Video memory usage: 100%

 

Graphics Settings

Video Mode: 1152 x 864 (60 Hz)

Texture Quality: High

Render Quality: High

View Distance: 32

Detail Distance: 61

 

Hardware

Microsoft® Windows Vista Black Edition" 2009

Service Pack 1

Video Adapter: NVIDIA GeForce 9600 GT

Video Driver version: 180.84

Audio Adapter: Speakers (C-Media PCI Audio Device)

AMD Athlon™ 64 X2 Dual Core Processor 4800+

 

Anyone downloading this RC3 beta package (Not official WHQL released version, wait for AMD to release it in a few hours hopefully) should know that this beta download DOES NOT come with the much anticipated GTA4 optimizations. The WHQL however will, at least according to several AMD press releases.

 

Most DEFINITELY some kind of code (at best) or alien language using human symbols to trick us.

 

Be warned, fellow console gamers, be warned.

 

 

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MrJohn666
5) DON'T YOU FEEL THE LEAST BIT RIDICULOUS USING A MOUSE AND KEYBOARD WHILE US COOL KIDS USE REAL CONTROLLERS?

 

 

Don't you feel the least bit ridiculous that this statement is completely incorrect?

 

The wireless xbox 360 controller works fine. Does that make us cool too?

Bite PC boy! Bite!

 

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kernal32
1) WHERE DO YOU PEOPLE COME FROM, IF INDEED YOU ARE REALLY PEOPLE AT ALL?

 

2) WHY ARE YOU TOO POOR TO AFFORD A PLAYSTATION OR EVEN AN XBOX?

 

3) WHY DO YOU USE SOMETHING DESIGNED FOR WORK AS SOMETHING TO PLAY ON? AREN'T YOU WORRIED THAT IN THIS TIME OF ECONOMIC DECLINE YOU WILL BE LOOKED UPON AS LAZY SLACKERS?

 

4) WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS BITCHING ABOUT HOW THE GAME DOESN'T WORK RIGHT AND HOW YOU HAVE TO UPDATE? WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST BUY A BETTER COMPUTER (OR PS3) IN THE FIRST PLACE?

 

5) DON'T YOU FEEL THE LEAST BIT RIDICULOUS USING A MOUSE AND KEYBOARD WHILE US COOL KIDS USE REAL CONTROLLERS?

As a PC gamer, let me bite down hard on this bait and answer your questions.

 

 

1) We are real, we have been around a hell of a lot longer than you console infants and we will not go away.

 

2) This is most amusing, most PC gamers spend 3 times as much on their PC than a PS3 owner spends, so in fact it is console owners who are too poor to buy a real gaming machine! Lets see a PS3 or 360 play a game like Crysis (ever!)

 

3) Computers are not just designed for work, you can not only play games on them, but you can also download free porn (redtube!)

 

4) PS3 and 360 games also have bugs and require patches to make the game work correctly. Even PS3/360 version of GTA IV had a bug that caused the game to freeze. PC owners bitch more about these issues because we want top quality products and expect them! We have great developers like Valve, ID, Blizzard, etc developing excellent PC games at an excellent quality. We don't want cheap console ports. Play a real PC game once and you will really see what you're missing out on (again Crysis!)

 

5) Lets find a game that is cross platform multiplayer and see who comes out on top. Mouse/Keyboard combo is by far the superior control mechanism. Why do you think PC FPS games dont have Auto Aim!! Because we dont need it, we can aim perfectly fine with the precision of the mouse. You may be a cool kid, but you'd be fodder in a real deathmatch against a PC owner with their mouse/keyboard.

 

 

I hope I have helped answer your questions, and if you would like to pick a game to challenge a PC owner on, then you will probably want to get in some extra man sized tissues to mop up your tears when your spanked like a infant console owner tounge.gif

 

 

 

 

 

P.S. i have a 360 too, PC is still the far better platform for FPS

 

Proof:-

 

Crysis (awesome graphics beyond what even your PS3 could manage)

Battlefield 2142 (100 man servers, take that you max 16 man servers on the console! I'm talking 100 people in 1 huge map at 1 time, working as teams and squads to win the battle)

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SuperJude™

1) Oh really? I don't remember you alien bastards gaming back when I had my PONG hooked up. Hell, when I got my first Atari, I CERTAINLY DON'T REMEMBER ANY PC VERSION!!!!!!!!!!

 

2) PC's should be for work, which makes moot both #'s 2 and 3 of your comeback. Say what you want, I am sad that so many of you are too poor to afford a real gaming system with real controllers.

 

3) Pathetic slacker, the world is in economic decline, the environment is undergoing drastic change yet instead of using a powerful computing mechanism to try and solve these problems, you sit around playing GAMES? Disgusting.

 

4) Too many words for me to read, so I know you must be lying on this one.

 

5) Yep, you know the platform controllers pwn. I don't care HOW accurate you are with a mouse, you look retarded while I look cool.

 

STUPID

 

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AWESOMENESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

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kernal32

probably the best come back ever.

 

 

Thanks for proving my point tounge.gif

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SuperJude™
probably the best come back ever.

 

 

Thanks for proving my point tounge.gif

You had a point other than "I couldn't contain myself and had this overwhelming desire to type too much, just like all the other bloviating PC gamers!"????

 

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kernal32

By the way, the first video game was not on a pc nor a console.

 

it was actually on an Oscilloscope

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tennis_for_Two

 

 

I wonder when GTA IV is coming out on the Oscilloscope

 

 

 

 

 

****New Thread****

 

PC Gamers/Console Gamers are losers!!!

 

I'm such a cool dude playing games on my Oscilloscope!!

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SuperJude™

Kudos on your handy "I need to one up Jude so let me google the first video game console" skills!

 

TOTALLY took out of context what I posted. I never said Pong was the original, just that you evil bastards weren't on your PC's when I was on my first platform.

 

You PC gamers know no boundries, there is no line you won't cross, nothing is too low for you and your silly One Hand On Keyboard style of gaming!

 

 

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damian001

First of all, I think you're an idiot if you're actually going to retaliate in the stupid "PC vs. Console" war. You're no better than PC gamers. In fact, you make me embarrassed that I switched over a console.

 

There has been a new beast to infest these forums, one that threatens to eradicate us all, be you an Xbox or PS3 gamer.

 

This beast is known as the "PC Gamer".

 

Now, I know what you're thinking here. You're thinking "you know, there is absolutely nothing wrong with being politically correct, especially in these heady days of multiculturalism and multi-ethnic presidents!"

 

However, these people are not politically correct, I've come to find. They are, in fact, PERSONAL COMPUTER GAMERS!!!

 

It pains me to type those words.

 

They come in and talk about all these weird letters and numbers. I think they call them "specs" which can only be a codeword for "destroy PS3 and Xbox gamers!"

 

 

Wow, stereotyping at it's finest!

 

 

They talk about AA but they don't mean Auto-Aim. No, it is much more sinister than that. They refer to something that can only be an unbreakable code, this thing they call "Anti-Aliasing".

 

WTF is wrong with Alias? It really isn't the worst television show to ever air!

 

 

You aren't funny. But to answer your questions,

So I must ask:

 

1) WHERE DO YOU PEOPLE COME FROM, IF INDEED YOU ARE REALLY PEOPLE AT ALL?

 

They're people. Just like me and you. Stop classifying people into social groups.

 

 

2) WHY ARE YOU TOO POOR TO AFFORD A PLAYSTATION OR EVEN AN XBOX?

 

Actually, they're probably richer than you. You'd need a pretty decent computer to run GTA IV, which will probably cost twice as much as a 360. But this comes with some advantages. Computers are useful for multi-purpose tasks. People can browse on the internet, communicate massively, not restricted to a network, watch and burn movies, download anything, etc.

 

 

3) WHY DO YOU USE SOMETHING DESIGNED FOR WORK AS SOMETHING TO PLAY ON? AREN'T YOU WORRIED THAT IN THIS TIME OF ECONOMIC DECLINE YOU WILL BE LOOKED UPON AS LAZY SLACKERS?

 

Yet you're playing games too? Good job on being a hypocrite. We're all playing GTA IV because we prefer on how to use our entertainment, whether if its a PS3, a PC, or a 360. It's about having fun.

 

 

4) WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS BITCHING ABOUT HOW THE GAME DOESN'T WORK RIGHT AND HOW YOU HAVE TO UPDATE? WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST BUY A BETTER COMPUTER (OR PS3) IN THE FIRST PLACE?

 

Another stereotype. Not every computer gamer is complaining about it. Just mostly people who's computer specs aren't that high.

 

 

5) DON'T YOU FEEL THE LEAST BIT RIDICULOUS USING A MOUSE AND KEYBOARD WHILE US COOL KIDS USE REAL CONTROLLERS?

Rofl, mouse > analog stick in FPS games. I like to aim wherever I can at the fastest moment. GTA 3 and VC are horrible in consoles due to the lack in Free-Aim.

 

 

Any answers to these queries would be greatly appreciated as I fear that you will all be the ultimate downfall of Gaming and the Internet.

 

Thanks in advance

Your great buddy

 

-SJ™

In short words, you're just another idiotic console fanboy.

Obviously PC gaming is far superior to console gaming, due to the numerous enhancements on it. There's obviously a catch to it though. You'll need a pretty good PC to run it at a good speed. But with the extra money, it'll be worth it if you see it as fit.

I switched from a PC to a 360 because I simply didn't feel like upgrading my computer every year or so. I thought it would be better to just make a $350 investment on purchasing an Xbox 360 when GTA IV came out; a console that could last me a few years playing the newest games at a decent rate.

With a PC, I'd have to upgrade every year or two. But obviously, I'm missing out on better performance and customization. Oh well. Shifty41s_beerhatsmilie2.gif

 

I'm an '03er, you're an '08er. You're also an idiot. Goodbye.

 

Edit: What happened to the quote BBcode?

Edited by damian001

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BenMc20

The fact that already a couple of whinging bastards have jumped onto their virtual high horses over a tongue in cheek joke shows what ignorant beasts you PC gamers are.

 

"Stokes the fire"

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kernal32

 

The fact that already a couple of whinging bastards have jumped onto their virtual high horses over a tongue in cheek joke shows what ignorant beasts you PC gamers are.

 

"Stokes the fire"

Yeah, I think you're taking the original post too seriously. its just a bit of fun

 

 

Edit: I dont mean the person I'm quoting is taking it too seriously, I mean the person they're replying to is........ Jeese all this PC gaming is rotting my brain, wheres my 360..... tounge.gif

Edited by kernal32

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SuperJude™

I understand that the average PC gamer may be too underpriviledged to afford a real piece of gaming hardware like a Playstation or an Xbox but it does seem rather silly to defend them by claiming they have money. They have no money, which is why they waste their time playing video games on their horribly malfunctioning computers while us Cool Kids are busy pwning on our consoles.

 

damian001 - Here I found an image that may help you with your obvious anger issues!

 

user posted image

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kernal32

I think you'll find my PC out specs your console no problem and looks a damn sight cooler too!

 

Check out my top spec rig

 

 

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SuperJude™

Hmm, I find something wrong with that picture and it took me a minute to figure out what it is, but fear thee not, I've got it!

 

The crappy old television in the image is still wayyyyyyy larger than those goofy little monitors you people play on.

 

I mean, seriously, some of us ponied up some good cash for our huge, flat screen HD tv's and what are you people on, your silly 19" monitors???

 

For shame.

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kernal32

Those huge flat screen tvs still cant display the high resolutions of the 19" flat screen monitors tounge.gif

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SuperJude™
Those huge flat screen tvs still cant display the high resolutions of the 19" flat screen monitors tounge.gif

Um, big TV = HUGE!

 

Monitor = poor person's TV.

 

Fact!

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kernal32

Grapes are bad for dogs.... FACT!

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BenMc20

Is that True? Like as bad as chocolate?

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SuperJude™

By "grapes" he means PC's used for gaming and by "dogs" he means PC gamers.

 

YWIA!

 

Also, not for nothing, but NO WONDER everybody thinks you PC gamers are nerds. While us console GODS sit a decent ways back from our awesome and expensive HD tv's, you people are stuck squinting at your pathetic little mini-tv's...erm...I mean monitors or whatever you call them.

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