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GTA 4 PC Patch Now Being Certified By Microsoft


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illuminati2025
C'mon ppl it takes time to upload 16GB patch.. R* is still on it

They said its been done since last week.

 

 

My reaction: ???

 

 

LoL, 16gigs.........it would have to be.

Erica actually is busy to f*ck her love doll 24/7 then cant release the patch, Erica put a dildo in your p***y and release the patch!

I'm srrry honey, Erica doesn't do phone sex.

 

 

She's busy crawling back to her car. And that could take awhile.

 

 

Days.

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C'mon ppl it takes time to upload 16GB patch.. R* is still on it

They said its been done since last week.

 

 

My reaction: ???

 

 

LoL, 16gigs.........it would have to be.

Erica actually is busy to f*ck her love doll 24/7 then cant release the patch, Erica put a dildo in your p***y and release the patch!

I'm srrry honey, Erica doesn't do phone sex.

 

 

She's busy crawling back to her car. And that could take awhile.

 

 

Days.

Well, she'd be faster than R* colgate.gif

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C'mon ppl it takes time to upload 16GB patch.. R* is still on it

They said its been done since last week.

 

 

My reaction: ???

 

 

LoL, 16gigs.........it would have to be.

Erica actually is busy to f*ck her love doll 24/7 then cant release the patch, Erica put a dildo in your p***y and release the patch!

I'm srrry honey, Erica doesn't do phone sex.

 

 

She's busy crawling back to her car. And that could take awhile.

 

 

Days.

Well, she'd be faster than R* colgate.gif

Everything is faster than rockstar and microsoft, turtles too, the release of this patch is slow like Windows Vista: Crap Edition then this sh*t will be released in 10 years.

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microsoft doens´t have the next-gen hardware to test it. so we must wait until they get it in future

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microsoft doens´t have the next-gen hardware to test it. so we must wait until they get it in future

The only thing nextgen that they've is the intelligent dildo. (for ass)

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illuminati2025
microsoft doens´t have the next-gen hardware to test it. so we must wait until they get it in future

The only thing nextgen that they've is the intelligent dildo.

Yeah, it vibrates according to the beat in Guitar Hero.

 

 

That took them six years of development.

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Look what I made with Photoshop colgate.gif

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All rights belong to their respective owners blablabla

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I've yet to see Sony/SCEA sh*t on us customers

You've seen SecuROM right?

 

 

EDIT:

Just to be clear

 

SecuROM is a Sony technology.

Good news folks, SONY sacking 800 staff.....lol twits

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Look what I made with Photoshop  colgate.gif

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!!!!!!!

 

 

 

You are my new hero, kind sir.

 

 

 

Keep it comin'

I'm glad you like it biggrin.gifinlove.gif

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sorry for this but S*CK MY D*CK ROCKSTAR

Heyyy colgate.gif

No problem, we all understand you biggrin.gif

and we feel the same way lol.gif

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"We release the patch in few days" -Rockstars

 

As I know, few days means about 2-4 days and now its already been a week.

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"We release the patch in few days" -Rockstars

 

As I know, few days means about 2-4 days and now its already been a week.

The funny thing is, if you read the original statement it contradicts a bit. Quoting from the Rockstar Toronto post (and including my own emphasis):

 

"We are working on making a patch available in the next few days. Since Grand Theft Auto IV is a Games For Windows – Live game the patch must be certified by Microsoft before release. The patch is already at Microsoft and we expect a speedy approval."

 

Technically "making a patch available" means making it available to Microsoft, since they have to certify. This was supposedly going to be in the "next few days." But then the next sentence says the patch was "already at Microsoft." Presumably the first sentence meant "make it available to the public" in the next few days. But I find the ambiguity interesting in light of the issues that have cropped up lately.

 

Likewise, notice it's "we" (i.e., Rockstar) that "expect a speedy approval." Microsoft didn't promise them this, I'm willing to bet. This was just thrown out there to satiate the already pissed-off game players. What that statement has done, of course, is make many people jump down Microsoft's throat, assuming they're the bad guys here. Regardless of whatever people feel about Microsoft, it's somewhat silly to blame them for a statement that Rockstar made, especially when we're not entirely sure when exactly Rockstar delivered the patch to Microsoft. I know what we were told, but that doesn't mean it's necessarily true (any more than a "speedy approval" is necessarily true).

 

I've said it before and I'll say it again: Rockstar has really managed to be their own worst enemy here, not just in terms of the release but in terms of how they've communicated with the consumers.

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"we feel the same way" yeah thats right confused.gif i hope the patch me help because my texture missing in game...maybe will have NASA good pc for gaming GTA biggrin.gif

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Look what I made with Photoshop colgate.gif

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All rights belong to their respective owners blablabla

What have R* and MS got to do with Apple?

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R* should just keep us updated with a own forum or something, or just via this place....But they don't.

 

I think they Lie.

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why don´t rockstar work together with their community ? no, they sit in their office and count the money we gave them.

waiting time for patch is one thing but let the community down is another...

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I wish I could see some faces (mine included) at the moment we get the +/- 1 fps in benchmark after patching.

Shop around for a mirror, you have pleanty of time colgate.gif

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Look what I made with Photoshop  colgate.gif

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All rights belong to their respective owners blablabla

What have R* and MS got to do with Apple?

lol.. you don't get it?

 

Ok, I'll explain:

RockStar sucks, Microsoft sucks. So I made "iSuck", because of the Apple campaing with the iPod and iLife and iChat and ish*t stuff, you know? And as Apple is Microsofts worst enemy, I mixed the Apple and the Windows logo.

Got it? xD

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They will say something when they have something, it's pointless having them posting everyday that it's been worked.

 

 

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