1ManArmy Posted November 28, 2008 Share Posted November 28, 2008 (edited) Hey guys, i'm a reader of Stepehnie Meyer's saga of modern vampires and I was quite eager to watch the movie Twilight. Her books are quite nice and though naive at some points, the story is still worth your time. Well to start it off, I have to say that the movie was great though there were some minor flaws. Their gymnastic movements in the movie when they were jumping were abit fake. I was quite dissapointed with that, you could see that the way they jumped was quite lame. The effects when Edward and the other vampires run or walk super fast was OK, but there was room for improvements. Some parts was honestly quite funny and there were even people laughing in the cinema when they showed some pretty funny parts. Stupid thing was that it seemed as if they were trying to make those parts serious. Either way the movie was still great and I hope they will make another movie for the sequel New Moon and improve it. Who watched it and what do you think? Edited December 4, 2008 by 1ManArmy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Garcia aka NjNakedSnake Posted November 28, 2008 Share Posted November 28, 2008 Yeah, I laughed while reading the reviews for this movie. Everyone's killing the horrible special effects and the super-fast running feet sh*t. Honestly, I would laugh at those parts if I watched this movie. Like, really laugh, as if it were intentional comedy, because it just looks that bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xo4 Posted November 28, 2008 Share Posted November 28, 2008 I haven;t seen it, but thanks to this whole damn state going, seeing it, and telling me about it. I already know the plot. It seems like one of those things you just can't get away from. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1ManArmy Posted November 28, 2008 Author Share Posted November 28, 2008 Yeah, I really am dissapointed by the way they ran, walked and jumped super fast. There was this stupid scene when Edward got out of the car to open the door for Bella. He was suppose to walk 'fast' and it looked more like his feet was being fastforward really fast. Other then all those the acting was great although the classroom scene was really bad. Edward looked like he was having constipation when bella sat next to him. In my opinion, I think it is still worth the money for a 2 hour long show. It isn't really THAT bad since the other parts of the movie made up for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Tequeli Posted November 28, 2008 Share Posted November 28, 2008 Hey guys, i'm a reader of Stepehnie Meyer's saga of modern vampires Ha, you're gay. But someone challenged me about that a while ago, that a gay man wouldn't enjoy the books. So unless you're a women, you might be gender confused. This movie looks pretty horrific, but having heard about the lame special effects, I might have to watch a bit later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1ManArmy Posted November 28, 2008 Author Share Posted November 28, 2008 Hey guys, i'm a reader of Stepehnie Meyer's saga of modern vampires Ha, you're gay. But someone challenged me about that a while ago, that a gay man wouldn't enjoy the books. So unless you're a women, you might be gender confused. This movie looks pretty horrific, but having heard about the lame special effects, I might have to watch a bit later. I knew this comment would come sooner or later. Also, i'm not gay. I just don't have an e-penis as big as yours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groovy Posted November 28, 2008 Share Posted November 28, 2008 I went day before yesterday, and MST3Ked it the f*ck up, pretty sure I pissed off the whole theater. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1ManArmy Posted November 28, 2008 Author Share Posted November 28, 2008 I went day before yesterday, and MST3Ked it the f*ck up, pretty sure I pissed off the whole theater. What do you mean by 'MST3Ked'? Do you mean mistake it? Also, the other really badly done part about the movie Twilight was when in the woods, Edward shows Bella what happens to his skin when under the sunlight. Oh god, it looked so damn crappy when it sparkled. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groovy Posted November 28, 2008 Share Posted November 28, 2008 Mystery Science Theater 3000, f*ckin recognize man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xo4 Posted November 28, 2008 Share Posted November 28, 2008 I went day before yesterday, and MST3Ked it the f*ck up, pretty sure I pissed off the whole theater. I don't know if I have ever told you this, but you are f*cking awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groovy Posted November 28, 2008 Share Posted November 28, 2008 I went day before yesterday, and MST3Ked it the f*ck up, pretty sure I pissed off the whole theater. I don't know if I have ever told you this, but you are f*cking awesome. <3 You know how hard it is to take emaciated little teenage kids seriously when their trying to defend their gay little vampire romance movie? Pretty much 7.50 well spent, def got my movies worth of entertainment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1ManArmy Posted November 28, 2008 Author Share Posted November 28, 2008 I went day before yesterday, and MST3Ked it the f*ck up, pretty sure I pissed off the whole theater. I don't know if I have ever told you this, but you are f*cking awesome. <3 You know how hard it is to take emaciated little teenage kids seriously when their trying to defend their gay little vampire romance movie? Pretty much 7.50 well spent, def got my movies worth of entertainment. Lol, i'm may be abit slow at understanding what you mean but... I still don't get what you did in the theater. What did you do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groovy Posted November 28, 2008 Share Posted November 28, 2008 I went day before yesterday, and MST3Ked it the f*ck up, pretty sure I pissed off the whole theater. I don't know if I have ever told you this, but you are f*cking awesome. <3 You know how hard it is to take emaciated little teenage kids seriously when their trying to defend their gay little vampire romance movie? Pretty much 7.50 well spent, def got my movies worth of entertainment. Lol, i'm may be abit slow at understanding what you mean but... I still don't get what you did in the theater. What did you do? Go look up Mystery Science Theater 3000, and then guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanilla Shake Posted November 28, 2008 Share Posted November 28, 2008 I went day before yesterday, and MST3Ked it the f*ck up, pretty sure I pissed off the whole theater. You f*cking rule. MST3K for life. TC718 / <629 / CF5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeliosNYC Posted November 28, 2008 Share Posted November 28, 2008 I went day before yesterday, and MST3Ked it the f*ck up, pretty sure I pissed off the whole theater. This is what I imagined: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groovy Posted November 28, 2008 Share Posted November 28, 2008 (edited) I went day before yesterday, and MST3Ked it the f*ck up, pretty sure I pissed off the whole theater. This is what I imagined: No, like MST3K. You know, trashing how sh*t the movie is and shiz like that. Edited November 28, 2008 by Groovy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moonshield Posted November 28, 2008 Share Posted November 28, 2008 I went day before yesterday, and MST3Ked it the f*ck up, pretty sure I pissed off the whole theater. I would fly out there to do that with you, it would be worth the plane ticket. But I'd sneak in because I'd be damned if I were to support such an abortion of cinema. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
papanesta Posted November 28, 2008 Share Posted November 28, 2008 I'll never forget the time I went to see Hellboy, but ended up walking into The Princess Diaries and some girl hissed "YOU'RE IN THE WRONG MOVIE." f*cking vaginas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groovy Posted November 29, 2008 Share Posted November 29, 2008 I went day before yesterday, and MST3Ked it the f*ck up, pretty sure I pissed off the whole theater. I would fly out there to do that with you, it would be worth the plane ticket. But I'd sneak in because I'd be damned if I were to support such an abortion of cinema. I bought a ticket for W, since it for was still at my theater. W was a great movie btw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tuff_luv_capo Posted November 29, 2008 Share Posted November 29, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mand'alor Posted November 29, 2008 Share Posted November 29, 2008 Fat Lady Sings "A wild Snorlax appears!" Good grief, that was absolutely vomit inducing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tuff_luv_capo Posted November 29, 2008 Share Posted November 29, 2008 Fat Lady Sings "A wild Snorlax appears!" Good grief, that was absolutely vomit inducing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
makeshyft Posted November 29, 2008 Share Posted November 29, 2008 There are a lot of fans of the book series at my uni. THEY ARE ALL FAT LESBIANS True story. It implies that I will not like the film. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groovy Posted November 29, 2008 Share Posted November 29, 2008 What would have been perfect is if mid movie, me and my niggas just walked in there like f*cking Sho'nuff, and used the glow on previously stated fat lesbians. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TOGA62 Posted December 4, 2008 Share Posted December 4, 2008 I was forced to read the first book from this series by a large group of girls from the bookstore at my college, and it is a total piece of trash. I can see why it appeals to young girls, but being a guy I will tell you this is NOT a good book. It's a ton of bitching and pointless play by play of the girls everyday boring life. Her stupidity and bipolar mood swings every other line of the book are beyond annoying. Edward the guy vampire doesn't do much better and I wanted to sometimes smack the guy for being pussy wiped so bad and having almost as many mood swings as the girl. The story is not unique at all (vampires and werwolfs? like I haven't heard that one before) and the 20 pages of actual interesting plot ends without closure when the main character passes out. next thing you know she is moaning and complaining again like a child and you very briefly hear how the bad guy was "taken out" (they don't even say they killed him!) and she was saved. What a big let down. and that's only the book! Considering all the girls I know who are in love with the book, were not very impressed by the movie, I'm going to guess the film is a total piece of sh*t. Don't waste your money seeing it in theaters, wait for a DVD release at best. Social: TOGA62 PS3: balltowellamp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darthYENIK Posted December 4, 2008 Share Posted December 4, 2008 What would have been perfect is if mid movie, me and my niggas just walked in there like f*cking Sho'nuff, and used the glow on previously stated fat lesbians. You should have brought a jambox and started pop-locking in the aisle. As for this movie. I saw Bolt instead. BOLT! That's how much confidence I have in that this movie was going to suck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhoda Posted December 4, 2008 Share Posted December 4, 2008 I hate how this cult has engulfed the world. I mean, I can't wait for this cult to be exhausted. She's so ignorantly biased that she won't accept valid point that Twilight is sh*te. Which is many. This film is in fact doing badly, though the 12 year old's that flock to this will suggest otherwise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iminicus Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 So how was Bolt? I am thinking of seeing that. Do you recommend it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darthYENIK Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 Bolt was very forgettable. Definitely not Wall-E. More like Cars. Ok, I finally watched that large girl video. Scary. Just because the movie is getting a sequel, doesn't mean it's good. Just look at the Matrix. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randall Flagg Posted December 6, 2008 Share Posted December 6, 2008 My 13 year old sister is obsessed with this movie. Yeah if that isn't saying something is wrong then... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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