cant remember Posted November 28, 2008 Share Posted November 28, 2008 In which of these situations or devices would you choose from if you HAD TO choose one. The SkinSphere: a sphere which spins so fast around that it skins you when you are inside of it. The Box: A kind of cabinet where the person's above feces come down into your mouth, and your feces go to the person below his mouth. The person underneath drowns in feces eventually, when he dies everyone goes one level down. The Funnel: A funnel strapped around your neck, on which everyone pees until the funnel fills up and you drown. The Bag: similar to the funnel but you're inside a bag The Stake: pretty straightforward, impalement on a stake The Wall: a wall made of human meat where you are kept alive hanged on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayden Posted November 28, 2008 Share Posted November 28, 2008 The SkinSphere. You can make your own polls now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlianAnt Posted November 28, 2008 Share Posted November 28, 2008 WHAT THE f*ck?! SERIOUSLY! I don't know if that sh*t is normal for 4chaners, but Jesus Christ, that's some of the most f*cked up sh*t I've ever read in my life. Oh, God, the images! Impalement, obviously. Whoever thought up that other sh*t is a seriously f*cked up person. Wow. Metal up your ass! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Democrab Posted November 28, 2008 Share Posted November 28, 2008 Impalement. How did you think of this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SWEETSAPRIK Posted November 28, 2008 Share Posted November 28, 2008 You're troubled. Skinsphere or the stake, whichever one is quicker. Probably the stake. PяopagaиdaIиc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lochie_old Posted November 28, 2008 Share Posted November 28, 2008 The SkinSphere lacks any sense of basic physics... Probably the Wall, I'd just stand on the human meat and not hang? EDIT: Yeah, definitely the Wall, according to the first post I'm kept alive while I hang. Sweet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayden Posted November 28, 2008 Share Posted November 28, 2008 Actually, if at all possible, I'd like to change my mind and go with The Stake. I think it'd be much quicker. Wait, how big is The Stake, and where in my body would I be impaled? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guybrush Threepwood Posted November 28, 2008 Share Posted November 28, 2008 I pick option F, which is flipping off whomever is trying to kill me and going home. f*ck dying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Struff Bunstridge Posted November 28, 2008 Share Posted November 28, 2008 So how are things at Guantanamo Bay? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!!GC!! Posted November 28, 2008 Share Posted November 28, 2008 Wall. You are truly f*cked up if you created this. The Box? Wtf. EDIT: For the Bag and Funnel, cant you just drink it and not drown? The people peeing would run out far before you drowned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hodgey. Posted November 28, 2008 Share Posted November 28, 2008 What the hell are you doing at your house Niteye creating Saw VI or something? Anyway if i had to choose it would be the stake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayden Posted November 28, 2008 Share Posted November 28, 2008 What the hell are you doing at your house Niteye creating Saw VI or something? Yeah he's probably tracked our IP addresses to where we live. Be prepared to wake up somewhere new. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silvermanblue Posted November 28, 2008 Share Posted November 28, 2008 Ok assuming that a sh*t box was like you said whats to prevent the person above you just scooping the sh*t from above him into your cell? Lets all take this topic train to failsville. Leone Family Mafia ПРОПАГАНДА.ИНЦ, СИЛВЕРМАНБЛУЕ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drag_Drift Posted November 28, 2008 Share Posted November 28, 2008 what the f*ck is wrong with GTAF today? First that pedophile from the GTAIV single player model topic then this? The box is my vote. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRoper Posted November 28, 2008 Share Posted November 28, 2008 Sometimes I wonder how people can actually type out something so retarded and go "Yeah, I should totally post that!" I'm not even gonna gratify you with an answer; this is f*cking weak-sauce. $$$ MAKE MONEY WITH NEOBUX $$H Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oxidizer Posted November 28, 2008 Share Posted November 28, 2008 Whoever says impalement is a horrible demise obviously hasn't had a girl hit the male G-spot. I'm just sayin'! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayden Posted November 28, 2008 Share Posted November 28, 2008 They need to be more descriptive and concise. The list is bullsh*t. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Struff Bunstridge Posted November 28, 2008 Share Posted November 28, 2008 Yeah he's probably tracked our IP addresses to where we live. Be prepared to wake up somewhere new. I post from work. Have fun finding me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayden Posted November 28, 2008 Share Posted November 28, 2008 Yeah he's probably tracked our IP addresses to where we live. Be prepared to wake up somewhere new. I post from work. Have fun finding me I'm sure he will. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cant remember Posted November 28, 2008 Author Share Posted November 28, 2008 what the f*ck is wrong with GTAF today? First that pedophile from the GTAIV single player model topic then this? That was me aswell. Though I'm not a pedophile. I play GTA and I'm not a thief, so children models in the game wouldn't make me pedo either. That makes sense. They need to be more descriptive and concise. The list is bullsh*t. I could do that but this would make the topic agonizingly long and no one would read it, which isn't exacly the purpose of a topic. Sometimes I wonder how people can actually type out something so retarded and go "Yeah, I should totally post that!" Those devices were made up from long before I posted this topic. Hell for all I know, the basement where these things are might even exist in reality. Austrians are especially good at this. EDIT: For the Bag and Funnel, cant you just drink it and not drown?The people peeing would run out far before you drowned. That's kind of hard when there are hundreds of people standing around you. Even if you drank it and then pissed everything out, the sheer amount will drown you. Ok assuming that a sh*t box was like you said whats to prevent the person above you just scooping the sh*t from above him into your cell? There are funnels attached in their mouths and tubes that go from their ass into the person below's funnel. This way all the waste gets recycled a full 100%. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unopescio Posted November 28, 2008 Share Posted November 28, 2008 People would rather be stabbed to death than drink a little piss? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the all seeing eye Posted November 28, 2008 Share Posted November 28, 2008 In which of these situations or devices would you choose from if you HAD TO choose one. The SkinSphere: a sphere which spins so fast around that it skins you when you are inside of it. The Box: A kind of cabinet where the person's above feces come down into your mouth, and your feces go to the person below his mouth. The person underneath drowns in feces eventually, when he dies everyone goes one level down. The Funnel: A funnel strapped around your neck, on which everyone pees until the funnel fills up and you drown. The Bag: similar to the funnel but you're inside a bag The Stake: pretty straightforward, impalement on a stake The Wall: a wall made of human meat where you are kept alive hanged on The Stake: pretty straightforward, impalement on a stake ^^that one sounds fun ^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drag_Drift Posted November 28, 2008 Share Posted November 28, 2008 (edited) @OnePiece - well, if stabbing means a sudden death, people will agree. If stabbing just gives more agony, get ready to drink piss. Also, OP. You've got a pretty f*cked mind. Edited November 28, 2008 by Drag_Drift Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FizzleRizzle Posted November 28, 2008 Share Posted November 28, 2008 I'd go with the Stake, assuming that death was immediate. Otherwise, I guess that I would go with the meatwall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oxidizer Posted November 28, 2008 Share Posted November 28, 2008 Other than a gunshot to the head, I think a slashed carotid artery would be the quickest way to go. And that's horrible, so I choose that. So I cheated it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tuareg Posted November 28, 2008 Share Posted November 28, 2008 Everything you just listed lacks creativity. Impalement? sh*tting in each other's mouth? Come on now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanilla Shake Posted November 28, 2008 Share Posted November 28, 2008 I choose Not Dying. TC718 / <629 / CF5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaSanAnThug Posted November 28, 2008 Share Posted November 28, 2008 pay him a visit.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayden Posted November 28, 2008 Share Posted November 28, 2008 http://trouble.philadelphiaweekly.com/archives/doctor.jpgpay him a visit.. STUPID OVERSIZED IMAGE MACROS Don't use them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
makeshyft Posted November 28, 2008 Share Posted November 28, 2008 Hey, cool! Instead of simply saying the guy needs to see a doctor, you posted a HUGE f*ckING POOR QUALITY image of a doctor. I can enjoy the joke now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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