smeagol Posted December 1, 2008 Share Posted December 1, 2008 I wouldn't go anywhere near that fat f*ck within a diameter of 100 metres. And I Thought i was the only one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HolyGrenadeFrenzy Posted December 1, 2008 Share Posted December 1, 2008 I wouldn't go anywhere near that fat f*ck within a diameter of 100 metres. And I Thought i was the only one. No, you are not alone......the rest of us want to stay off her menu as well. Some people are more dangerous cannibals than others. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
okei Posted December 2, 2008 Share Posted December 2, 2008 Damn I thought I was ugly. Just proves that anybody can be loved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie280 Posted December 2, 2008 Share Posted December 2, 2008 I am married to a wonderful woman. We got married on October 5, 2007. We are currently finishing unpacking. http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fusea...endid=118833657 It seems the poor guy has noticed and cancelled his account. Either that or the bitch just ate Myspace. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derventa Posted December 3, 2008 Share Posted December 3, 2008 I am married to a wonderful woman. We got married on October 5, 2007. We are currently finishing unpacking. http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fusea...endid=118833657 It seems the poor guy has noticed and cancelled his account. Either that or the bitch just ate Myspace. Lmao. Best post of the day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
William. Posted December 3, 2008 Share Posted December 3, 2008 Oh. Wow. As long as he likes her, right?! No, not really. I thought she was a guy. Scared my cat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poopskin Posted December 3, 2008 Share Posted December 3, 2008 I'd pay her NOT to have sex with me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HolyGrenadeFrenzy Posted December 3, 2008 Share Posted December 3, 2008 I'd pay her NOT to have sex with me. He is thinking of the post mortem nitroglycerin and the insurance policy, you realize? That and they have been eyeing each other for so long that they don't even know how they look alone, together or separate from anyone else. The truth is probrably far stranger than we realize....they are both gay and this is a disguise they have agreed to perpetuate,....it is a secret identity for military clearance,....they are really just aliens impersonating humans and attempting to fit in,......you know the usual. I wish the best for both of them, it brings tears to my eyes. (like a big eyeful of liquified onion, tear gas and pepperspray concocted for supreme damage and longevity on victims) @poopskin> But, but, but.....SHE HAS all the money in that pairing! You would have to be well off to feed that situation. Man, I am getting crueler since I GTAForumed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D- Ice Posted December 4, 2008 Share Posted December 4, 2008 (edited) Pretty f*cking weak making fun of people's appearance and how you find it unattractive. Way I see it is he managed to marry the woman he loves - beauty's in the eye of the beholder, and I totally admire and respect the guy's courage and confidence for posting them up on the net for idiots like you to make fun of. And besides, if that woman really means to him as much as he says - and probably does if he's gonna post pics of their wedding like that - I am truely jealous of him. I just wish I had the confidence he does, and was more than a mere chicken-sh*t embarresment to the girl I like. Stoked for the guy, and posting this topic here to further the virtual-humiliation is just f*cking low. Edited December 4, 2008 by D- Ice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HolyGrenadeFrenzy Posted December 4, 2008 Share Posted December 4, 2008 Pretty f*cking weak making fun of people's appearance and how you find it unaatractive. Way I see it is he managed to marry the woman he loves - beauty's in the eye of the beholder, and I totally admire and respect the guy's courage and confidence for posting them up on the net for idiots like you to make fun of. And besides, if that woman really means to him as much as he says - and probably does if he's gonna post pics of their wedding like that - I am truely jealous of him. I just wish I had the confidence he does, and was more than a mere chicken-sh*t embarresment to the girl I like. Stoked for the guy, and posting this topic here to further the virtual-humiliation is just f*cking low. And you hold the high morale ground on this thread, man. I have been in a dark mood as of late and have become a cold blooded hater. I really need to chill out and follow the golden rule. I agree with you whole heartedly in the opinion about his confidence and not with holding proclaimatoin of true love to the world. The Man Has HEART and the rest of the world can go get bent and stfu about what it takes to have it. That counts for me too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anuj Posted December 4, 2008 Share Posted December 4, 2008 The morality brigade that showed up needs to drive off a f*cking cliff. Laugh at Golem and Cave Troll's LOTR wedding and get on with your humorless f*cking lives already. To elaborate, I love this topic and hope it has a long and happy life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurchseesu420 Posted December 4, 2008 Share Posted December 4, 2008 you guys need to stop being mean. You know how mean that is to call somebody fat! I mean i am sure one of you people are in the same situation right now. I mean its not there fault that there fat, maybe they have a medical problem. You don't know, and its not right to be mean to the person over the internet. And that same woman could be reading this now and you would all be breaking her heart. You guys have freaking no control over you'reselfs Emotion98.3 Votes for Topic Lock This is a prime example of why we shouldn't let women on the internets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vive La France Posted December 4, 2008 Share Posted December 4, 2008 Actually, I happen to agree. Exploiting this couple is simply terrible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randall Flagg Posted December 4, 2008 Share Posted December 4, 2008 This is the best thing since ORLY? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Digïtál £vîl Posted December 4, 2008 Share Posted December 4, 2008 Damn funny cuz someone out there actually exists like that. The person posting it on the forum is fake obviously. Gives it up within their first response but still I couldnt stop laughing at those people. I tell you guys, that night was amazing, I am truly happy that I waited until marriage to lose my virginity. How dare you talk about my wife like that, you are lucky I am in the military and am considered a deadly weapon or I would fight you in her honor. As for children we have one on the way now, which is why I married her. She is upset about losing her figure but I still think she looks great. Didn't know whales could equate to the Virgin Mary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BloodOcean Posted December 4, 2008 Share Posted December 4, 2008 Blah. This couple had the choice to either put their wedding pictures on the net, or keep them to themselves. They chose to put them on the net, thus giving me the opportunity to view said pictures and throw up a little bit in my mouth while doing so. Don't want people to look at your pictures and form opinions, don't put them on the net. I understand the person who started the topic on the forum wasn't either person in the couple, but the couple (most likely) uploaded them to the net. What boggles my mind is why I see so many "big blubbery women and little scrony men" couples. Really, it's very perplexing to me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Machida Posted December 4, 2008 Share Posted December 4, 2008 Death by snu snu! Winks at Svip Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stretch. Posted December 4, 2008 Share Posted December 4, 2008 His "wife" seems to have the whole stubble thing, clingon brow thing going on methinks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanManUtd Posted December 4, 2008 Share Posted December 4, 2008 His "wife" seems to have the whole stubble thing, clingon brow thing going on methinks. Exactly, maybe he's a huge fan of Star Trek. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hooperuk2008 Posted December 8, 2008 Author Share Posted December 8, 2008 wow gone of the net for two weeks and this thread just got funnier. Man the photochops on here are priceless good work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Effy in Chains Posted December 8, 2008 Share Posted December 8, 2008 Now picture this, when they have sex he gets sucked inside her sweaty flab and ejaculates all over the endless skin folds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hooperuk2008 Posted December 8, 2008 Author Share Posted December 8, 2008 oh my god i just wet my pants with laughter my bad day just got much better Oh god hahahahah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Tony Posted December 8, 2008 Share Posted December 8, 2008 Now picture this, when they have sex he gets sucked inside her sweaty flab and ejaculates all over the endless skin folds. Speaking from experience are we? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Effy in Chains Posted December 8, 2008 Share Posted December 8, 2008 Now picture this, when they have sex he gets sucked inside her sweaty flab and ejaculates all over the endless skin folds. Speaking from experience are we? Erm no of course not! Why would you think that? I am simply assuming that is what it would be like having sex with a really fat chick. I have no experience with fat chicks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randall Flagg Posted December 8, 2008 Share Posted December 8, 2008 "I thought I had lost my virginity, But I only had penetrated her many layers of flab, shivering with a rupture of excitement" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hooperuk2008 Posted December 8, 2008 Author Share Posted December 8, 2008 We have beem mocking her lets show her we are not bullys heres a suggestion. Anyone gone over to that forum and offered her a cake as a piece offering yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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