blitsie Posted November 28, 2008 Share Posted November 28, 2008 I wouldn't be surprised if an eye pops out of her forehead,she looks like Goliath's freaking little sister. sh*t man,wonder what David would do if he saw her... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fnorg Posted November 28, 2008 Share Posted November 28, 2008 (edited) This is f*cking awesome. Good for them. How the hell that shrimp get into the army. I'd understand if Jabba made it, but fuuuuck. I pity those who serve with him. EDIT: I didn't read this entire thread, but it turns out that's a joke, in case you didn't know. Just an FYI. Edited November 28, 2008 by Gronf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BloodOcean Posted November 29, 2008 Share Posted November 29, 2008 Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and all that sh*t, but I really think I need to find out what that man considers to be "unattractive" Anyways, let this be a lesson to you: Sometimes you need to let your brain win the chessmatch against your penis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Machida Posted November 29, 2008 Share Posted November 29, 2008 Oh I'm quite sure his penis lost. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tuff_luv_capo Posted November 29, 2008 Share Posted November 29, 2008 This is f*cking awesome. Good for them. How the hell that shrimp get into the army. I'd understand if Jabba made it, but fuuuuck. I pity those who serve with him. EDIT: I didn't read this entire thread, but it turns out that's a joke, in case you didn't know. Just an FYI. What's a joke? These people really did get married, but they aren't the people posting these pictures. That's the only joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poopskin Posted November 29, 2008 Share Posted November 29, 2008 What did i just look at? I think i saw tubgirl... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaSanAnThug Posted November 29, 2008 Share Posted November 29, 2008 quick catch it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fnorg Posted November 29, 2008 Share Posted November 29, 2008 This is f*cking awesome. Good for them. How the hell that shrimp get into the army. I'd understand if Jabba made it, but fuuuuck. I pity those who serve with him. EDIT: I didn't read this entire thread, but it turns out that's a joke, in case you didn't know. Just an FYI. What's a joke? These people really did get married, but they aren't the people posting these pictures. That's the only joke. Ya, the topic was a joke. And I'd love to hear what this man thinks of us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autotheftisgrand Posted November 29, 2008 Share Posted November 29, 2008 Fresh MEAT!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creed Bratton Posted November 29, 2008 Share Posted November 29, 2008 (edited) This just can't be real. It can't be real. IT CAN'T!!! Who would marry that...that...big fat dude looking bitch? Best comment ever I've listened to atheist arguments from nearly every source; from Richard Dawkins to Penn Jillette to my college roommate. This is best evidence I've ever seen for the absence of a God. Edited November 29, 2008 by GTAvanja Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FiliGTAFan Posted November 29, 2008 Share Posted November 29, 2008 Lol, so those pictures aren't of the OP? Some of them look kinda funny. On the third pic, check out the left side then look on the right. There is a difference... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaSanAnThug Posted November 29, 2008 Share Posted November 29, 2008 Lol, so those pictures aren't of the OP? Some of them look kinda funny.On the third pic, check out the left side then look on the right. There is a difference... you mean 2nd? difference: +some hair -one chin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emotion98.3 Posted November 29, 2008 Share Posted November 29, 2008 you guys need to stop being mean. You know how mean that is to call somebody fat! I mean i am sure one of you people are in the same situation right now. I mean its not there fault that there fat, maybe they have a medical problem. You don't know, and its not right to be mean to the person over the internet. And that same woman could be reading this now and you would all be breaking her heart. You guys have freaking no control over you'reselfs Emotion98.3 Votes for Topic Lock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mand'alor Posted November 29, 2008 Share Posted November 29, 2008 you guys need to stop being mean. You know how mean that is to call somebody fat! I mean i am sure one of you people are in the same situation right now. I mean its not there fault that there fat, maybe they have a medical problem. You don't know, and its not right to be mean to the person over the internet. And that same woman could be reading this now and you would all be breaking her heart. You guys have freaking no control over you'reselfs Emotion98.3 Votes for Topic Lock That time of the month is it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emotion98.3 Posted November 29, 2008 Share Posted November 29, 2008 That time of the month is it? Its the end of November, And i would really shut you're mouth by saying that. Are you trying to be a Smartass or something? Because thats just not right. I hope you guys all know that one of these days you ain't going to get a pretty hot model wife either. So i would just shut up and let this topic die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Democrab Posted November 29, 2008 Share Posted November 29, 2008 you guys need to stop being mean. You know how mean that is to call somebody fat! I mean i am sure one of you people are in the same situation right now. I mean its not there fault that there fat, maybe they have a medical problem. You don't know, and its not right to be mean to the person over the internet. And that same woman could be reading this now and you would all be breaking her heart. You guys have freaking no control over you'reselfs Emotion98.3 Votes for Topic Lock Most of the time its the persons fault in that they won't stop eating and expect everyone else to fix it for them. Although, to be fair, I think it may have something to do with her genes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FiliGTAFan Posted November 29, 2008 Share Posted November 29, 2008 you guys need to stop being mean. You know how mean that is to call somebody fat! I mean i am sure one of you people are in the same situation right now. I mean its not there fault that there fat, maybe they have a medical problem. You don't know, and its not right to be mean to the person over the internet. And that same woman could be reading this now and you would all be breaking her heart. You guys have freaking no control over you'reselfs Emotion98.3 Votes for Topic Lock Most of the time its the persons fault in that they won't stop eating and expect everyone else to fix it for them. Although, to be fair, I think it may have something to do with her genes. Yep, it does seem like its in her genes. Ok so I will take back what I said then but some of the stuff people are saying are pretty funny. Uh, is that actually a woman or is this a gay wedding? Because if you decapitated the bride's head and showed it to people, they'd think that was some plumber dude or something. That is kinda funny... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Tony Posted November 29, 2008 Share Posted November 29, 2008 you guys need to stop being mean. You know how mean that is to call somebody fat! I mean i am sure one of you people are in the same situation right now. I mean its not there fault that there fat, maybe they have a medical problem. You don't know, and its not right to be mean to the person over the internet. And that same woman could be reading this now and you would all be breaking her heart. You guys have freaking no control over you'reselfs Emotion98.3 Votes for Topic Lock Cry me a river. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alick Posted November 29, 2008 Share Posted November 29, 2008 you guys need to stop being mean. You know how mean that is to call somebody fat! I mean i am sure one of you people are in the same situation right now. I mean its not there fault that there fat, maybe they have a medical problem. You don't know, and its not right to be mean to the person over the internet. And that same woman could be reading this now and you would all be breaking her heart. You guys have freaking no control over you'reselfs Emotion98.3 Votes for Topic Lock So is it you in the picture? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vercetti21 Posted November 29, 2008 Share Posted November 29, 2008 That is just sad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Dickfingers Posted November 29, 2008 Share Posted November 29, 2008 I bet their first dance was a Hall and Oates song.... "Wooaahh here she comes, she's a Man-a-tee!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fnorg Posted November 29, 2008 Share Posted November 29, 2008 I bet their first dance was a Hall and Oates song.... "Wooaahh here she comes, she's a Man-a-tee!" You could've kept "man eater" and it still would have had the same comedic value. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wanted Assailant Posted November 29, 2008 Share Posted November 29, 2008 I thought everyone was beautiful? Everyone's a hypocrite, it seems, with that " oh you're beautiful no matter what they say " bullcrap sh*t. Anyways: beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hart Posted November 29, 2008 Share Posted November 29, 2008 Anyways: beauty is in the eye of the beerholder. Correction. You knew it was coming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Effy in Chains Posted November 29, 2008 Share Posted November 29, 2008 Nice edits Neal, they are even more funny than the originals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bates_GTA Posted November 29, 2008 Share Posted November 29, 2008 I'm gonna join to post in that thread. OMFG, i cannot believe that thread, its mental Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smeagol Posted November 30, 2008 Share Posted November 30, 2008 (edited) Well I am going to go join my beautiful wife in bed someone should show him the Hot Chick Topic (even if it is locked) Edited November 30, 2008 by smeagol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cran. Posted November 30, 2008 Share Posted November 30, 2008 I am married to a wonderful woman. We got married on October 5, 2007. We are currently finishing unpacking. http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fusea...endid=118833657 The topic on the forum says they got married 'last week', and that was posted on the 18th of November this year. Someone's got a hold of this guy's wedding pictures and gone nuts. Horrible and funny at the same time... sort of like laughing at someone in a wheelchair on the street, yaknow? As mean as it all is, anyone notice how the groom's side doesn't look altogether too happy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
makeshyft Posted November 30, 2008 Share Posted November 30, 2008 As mean as it all is, anyone notice how the groom's side doesn't look altogether too happy? Yeah, there's this sullen and confused vibe going on. One of the bridesmaids has an arm thicker than my waist, I swear to god. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Girish Posted November 30, 2008 Share Posted November 30, 2008 I am married to a wonderful woman. We got married on October 5, 2007. We are currently finishing unpacking. http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fusea...endid=118833657 I bet his name says 'Chris The Freak' only so that the actual freak doesn't feel left out. Although, this has got to be the worst pair possible appearance wise, I don't think they'll be having any problems (except when they have kids) if they love each other. Or maybe the freaky bitch is too damn rich and the stick guy only needs the monies. If that's the case, then I must say that guy has some real guts. I wouldn't go anywhere near that fat f*ck within a diameter of 100 metres. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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