HolyGrenadeFrenzy Posted November 27, 2008 Share Posted November 27, 2008 (edited) Ok, this looks like evidence that love is blind to me.....and it is believe it or not. Then again, a heavy insurrance policy on the woman may explain much as well. Then again after watching TV tonight I find a new explaination for the origin of someone quite famous. The strangeness of there being a human origin or at least a human equivalent upon delivery, is facinating. V v v v v v v v Edit.) Why do I find myself agreeing with the mouse? Man, you can be cold blooded but realize that heavy people used to be the symbol of health and beauty....unlike today. Edited November 27, 2008 by HolyGrenadeFrenzy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay Posted November 27, 2008 Share Posted November 27, 2008 wat This dude cannot be serious. I read onto the second page, and the calls being made there are pretty legendary. I'll get the rest of the thread sorted when I get back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Girish Posted November 27, 2008 Share Posted November 27, 2008 Jesus, if they have children they should be prosecuted for child abuse b/c no child should be subject to them being their parent. f*ckin kid should strangle itself with the umbilical cord to end the misery ASAP. I f*cking lol'ed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*asim* Posted November 27, 2008 Share Posted November 27, 2008 F*ck this thread made my day!! ROFL!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jjcoolj91 Posted November 27, 2008 Share Posted November 27, 2008 Heyyyyy its David Gilmour Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astinus Posted November 27, 2008 Share Posted November 27, 2008 She looks like she could give a mean blow job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tuff_luv_capo Posted November 27, 2008 Share Posted November 27, 2008 It's painful more for me because the guy really isn't that bad looking. If he would pull back on the spaz, get a tan, and put on a few pounds, he'd be average at best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayden Posted November 27, 2008 Share Posted November 27, 2008 ITS f*ckING HILARIOUS! LETS ALL LAUGH AT THE WHALE AND THE SHRIMP![/sarcasm] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astinus Posted November 27, 2008 Share Posted November 27, 2008 ITS f*ckING HILARIOUS! LETS ALL LAUGH AT THE WHALE AND THE SHRIMP![/sarcasm] I'm pretty sure whales eat shrimp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Tony Posted November 27, 2008 Share Posted November 27, 2008 I wouldn't be surprised if that guy has been devoured by that... thing by now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayden Posted November 27, 2008 Share Posted November 27, 2008 ITS f*ckING HILARIOUS! LETS ALL LAUGH AT THE WHALE AND THE SHRIMP![/sarcasm] I'm pretty sure whales eat shrimp. taking bets on how long before she eats him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
makeshyft Posted November 27, 2008 Share Posted November 27, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuckindumass Posted November 27, 2008 Share Posted November 27, 2008 Halfway through rehab the guys gonna be like OMG OMG OMG NOOOOO I wonder if he's added a second bathroom vent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Machida Posted November 27, 2008 Share Posted November 27, 2008 Marriage is the end of many a poor boy. Does it matter who he wed? Come July he's not going to be getting any anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gezim Posted November 27, 2008 Share Posted November 27, 2008 I only read the topic-title yesterday and didn't bother reading inside of it because it sounded kind of lame. But today I managed to open it and read on. Three things happened in the process. I got scared. I didn't know if it was human. I felt sick in a way like I was going to puke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay Posted November 27, 2008 Share Posted November 27, 2008 (edited) In the first few pages he contradicted himself. Claiming the beast to be the mother of his child, but then explaining how they were both virgins. Anyway, some dude has gotten hold of some poor saps wedding pics to an absolute beast and is using them to stir up some sh*t on a forum somewhere. I'm not saying it's not hilarious, but it's also not very cool. edit: oh jesus the dudes name is Chris Christian wtf... Edited November 27, 2008 by Jay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cursed Posted November 27, 2008 Share Posted November 27, 2008 I got scared. I didn't know if it was human. I felt sick in a way like I was going to puke. I actually did vomit, not sure if it's anything to do with my illness though. Nontheless! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gezim Posted November 27, 2008 Share Posted November 27, 2008 In the first few pages he contradicted himself. Claiming the beast to be the mother of his child, but then explaining how they were both virgins. Anyway, some dude has gotten hold of some poor saps wedding pics to an absolute beast and is using them to stir up some sh*t on a forum somewhere. I'm not saying it's not hilarious, but it's also not very cool. So you're saying the guy talking all the sh*t about f*cking each other and how "beautiful" it was isn't really the guy in the pictures? Hmm... Well for one, I fail to understand why someone would even bother doing that and two, I wonder where he got the pictures. Everything is pretty f*cked up overall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squirrels Posted November 27, 2008 Share Posted November 27, 2008 In the first few pages he contradicted himself. Claiming the beast to be the mother of his child, but then explaining how they were both virgins. Anyway, some dude has gotten hold of some poor saps wedding pics to an absolute beast and is using them to stir up some sh*t on a forum somewhere. I'm not saying it's not hilarious, but it's also not very cool. So you're saying the guy talking all the sh*t about f*cking each other and how "beautiful" it was isn't really the guy in the pictures? Hmm... Well for one, I fail to understand why someone would even bother doing that and two, I wonder where he got the pictures. Everything is pretty f*cked up overall. Ever heard of forum trolling? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay Posted November 27, 2008 Share Posted November 27, 2008 Hmm... Well for one, I fail to understand why someone would even bother doing that and two, I wonder where he got the pictures. http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fusea...endid=118833657 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gezim Posted November 27, 2008 Share Posted November 27, 2008 Ah, I see. And yes Squirrels, I have. But that just seems too retarded to do. Chris Christian. Hahahah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hodgey. Posted November 27, 2008 Share Posted November 27, 2008 Oh god i didnt have to see that. Congrats for them but lets just say she wouldnt be my type. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alick Posted November 27, 2008 Share Posted November 27, 2008 In the first few pages he contradicted himself. Claiming the beast to be the mother of his child, but then explaining how they were both virgins. Anyway, some dude has gotten hold of some poor saps wedding pics to an absolute beast and is using them to stir up some sh*t on a forum somewhere. I'm not saying it's not hilarious, but it's also not very cool. So you're saying the guy talking all the sh*t about f*cking each other and how "beautiful" it was isn't really the guy in the pictures? Hmm... Well for one, I fail to understand why someone would even bother doing that and two, I wonder where he got the pictures. Everything is pretty f*cked up overall. I hate to break it to you but google, 'I got married last weekend' and it's on hundreds and hundreds of forums. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuckindumass Posted November 27, 2008 Share Posted November 27, 2008 It's not on hundreds of forums, but it is on at least 25. 'I got married last weekend' is a common statement. The fake uniform he's wearing has me thinking she might have some wealth. He'll be pretending to be deployed while arranging her demise. I wish him luck? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie280 Posted November 27, 2008 Share Posted November 27, 2008 Oh f*ck. His poor family. As a father, what the f*ck do you say when your son brings home that monstrosity? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dice Posted November 27, 2008 Share Posted November 27, 2008 With a head like that she doesn't have dreams, she has movies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neal40000 Posted November 27, 2008 Share Posted November 27, 2008 that chumbum was a fake, cuz if you look on pages 15 and 16 tht "kimbo" guy proves it by finding her myspace easily. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gamernotnerd Posted November 27, 2008 Share Posted November 27, 2008 Oh f*ck. His poor family. As a father, what the f*ck do you say when your son brings home that monstrosity? "Whales belong in the ocean."? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuckindumass Posted November 27, 2008 Share Posted November 27, 2008 QUOTE (Eddie280 @ Nov 27 2008, 11:48) Oh f*ck. His poor family. As a father, what the f*ck do you say when your son brings home that monstrosity? You say, keep her out of the kitchen and bathroom. And she' not allowed on the furniture. FFS, she'll sue after crushing your favorite recliner. And if she's a frequent visitor, save up for a mudjacker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neal40000 Posted November 27, 2008 Share Posted November 27, 2008 (edited) lmao look at this someone did, hahah, looks like a head swap. edit: some more lol.. Edited November 27, 2008 by Neal40000 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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