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Famous Married Couple


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MahoganyJoint
You guys act like this is the first time you've seen a skinny guy marry a fat chick (or vise versa).

Well, maybe not the first time we've seen it, but maybe the first to this scale of hideousness.

I concur. The first person that actually scared me due to looks.

 

I really should stop posting in this topic...

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Holy sh*t. This has got to be the best link ever...the guys hilarious.

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Taste Of Chaos

I think the saying "f*ck that for a game of soldiers" fits in rather nicely here.

Opportunity knocks once in a lifetime, temptation will lean on the doorbell.
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I saw a motivational of this a day or two ago, I knew this was that when I saw the title.

 

But yeah, that guy isn't a very good troll. Still funny.

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How dare you talk about my wife like that, you are lucky I am in the military and am considered a deadly weapon or I would fight you in her honor. As for children we have one on the way now, which is why I married her. She is upset about losing her figure but I still think she looks great.

 

 

I tell you guys, that night was amazing, I am truly happy that I waited until marriage to lose my virginity.

 

So, who's baby is it? What will it look like? Oh, the suspense.....

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That about sums the topic up to be quite honest.

This overreacting guy reminds me of James May.

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OH sh*t REALLY?

 

No-one cares. Its an active topic, well done. Its nowhere near as active as older, much better topics. We don't need a running commentary on how amazing your topic is, your topic that is just a copy paste job.

 

 

Best part was the aerodynamic forehead comment.

 

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colgate.gif heh the insults just go flying in to the married couple. What kind of bed do you think they would need.

 

Go on humour me

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MahoganyJoint

 

1 hour 4 pages

OH sh*t REALLY?

 

No-one cares. Its an active topic, well done. Its nowhere near as active as older, much better topics. We don't need a running commentary on how amazing your topic is, your topic that is just a copy paste job.

 

 

Best part was the aerodynamic forehead comment.

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omg, f*ck, we dnt need your smart witty remarks

 

this aint even my topic, it didnt harm anyone did it

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MahoganyJoint

 

user posted image

 

That about sums the topic up to be quite honest.

I like this one more.

 

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haha, it looks like hes smileing but then he just bursts out in tears

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I call bullsh*t on this one. For one, the topic was made like a week ago and someone posted his myspace on there. In his about me it said they got married in Oct of 07. So, either someone made the topic to be a troll or someone just finds it funny. I'd go with the second option.

 

 

Still gross though. barf8bd.gif

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doesnt matter how good you are no one man can make something look that fake especially on the internet

 

its legit biggrin.gif

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MahoganyJoint
doesnt matter how good you are no one man can make something look that fake especially on the internet

 

its legit biggrin.gif

it says on that dutch website that the couple made a mistake putting to pictures up because they knew people would lol at them

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Even though the guy who posted the topic isn't actually the real guy, I honestly thought the chick was a guy at first. Plus, the couple got married last year from what I read. And the guy made a mistake in the first thing he wrote about it all, him saying she was pregnant thats why they were getting married and then him also saying she was a virgin before they even got married. Still really funny though.

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