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Famous Married Couple


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http://www.sherdog.net/forums/f7/i-got-mar...nd-pics-877461/

 

This couple got married last weekend and shared their pics on a forum, they've since become 'famous'

 

EDIT: bearing in mind that thread was created on the 18th November, its so far had 2,328,389 views and is all over the internet, it's 52 pages long but i advise you to read through it colgate.gif

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I am truly happy that I waited until marriage to lose my virginity.

Yeah, I would've put it off for as long as possible too if I was with her confused.gif

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Damn, I have never seen so many fat bitches in one place, not even in a buffet. I wouldn't have married her, the guy could have did much better.

 

He'll die if he goes down on her fat ass. Wrong choice marrying her.

 

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I'm not an asshole or anything, I believe everyone deserves love...but seriously DAMN..

 

That woman needs to try harder to look decent. Holy sh*t!

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That actually scared me.

Same here. Nothing can prepare you for what you see when you click on that link. Jesus christ.

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Im just glad to be able to give everyone here a laugh and bring something interesting here. If any of you have not seen that link yet prepare colgate.gif

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That actually scared me.

Same here. Nothing can prepare you for what you see when you click on that. Jesus christ.

I thought it was gonna be like a couple doing a Star Wars wedding...

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I didn't even know it was possible to have THAT sloped of a forehead, I mean she's beyond f*cking cromagnum people she's like the missing link between rhino and man.

 

The only logical explanation I can think of is that her jowls grew so obese that the excessive weight caused her face to detatch from her skull and sag off of it like a big soupy mess.

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That's one aerodynamic forehead.

 

I p*ssed myself at that. Plus the John Candy picture. But seriously, what the hell, that guy must be joking, I doubt that was HIS wedding.

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That's one aerodynamic forehead.

 

This quote wins the f*cking internet.

 

EDIT: Honestly, quoted already?

user posted image
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Effy in Chains
Apparently the sex was painful...

 

http://www.sherdog.net/forums/f7/i-got-mar...461/index4.html (at the bottom)

"Well, after the wedding we went to the Motel 6 (we live in a small town, thats all there was)

and it was on. We quickly undressed and got right down to business. I had to be careful, as she was a virgin and it was quite painful for her. I managed to get in there after a few minutes of trying. I only lasted about 2 minutes, but it was amazing. The best part was when we both orgasmed at the same time. I cried for a little while afterward, it was just so beautiful."

 

lol.gif He claims she was tight. I think this is all a joke.

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Juice By Kayla Marie

Everyone On her side are big :| & He said that the wife is pregnant and was upset about loosing her figure? What figure? :|

Which one Is The Groom?

 

She looks like user posted image

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