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I'm an internet thug. I make little kids cry on websites like MySpace or GTAForums for being prissy little bitches.

 

My parents own several 7/11's.

 

Just last week I beat up a firefighter then I rescued a kitty out of a tree and proceeded to cook it before I returned it to its dying female owner.

 

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Who needs talk or catchy one-liners when you have rape.

Secondage.

 

 

Also, you can try the never-fading line:

 

Bond, James Bond.

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Hey baby, wanna do it?

You forgot the "Huh huh"s.

 

And Poland.

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I wanted to post that in the one where it won't get you laid, but it totally will.

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Hey baby, wanna do it?

You forgot the "Huh huh"s.

 

And Poland.

You knew the source, cookie for you! icon14.gif

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I wanted to post that in the one where it won't get you laid, but it totally will.

Yay, my first cookie! *hugs cookie*

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"Hey good looking, wanna be my wife?"

"Urrrrgh, no."

"I'm sorry, you must have misheard me, I said I have a knife. Get in the van."

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'I'm Mikal, I worked at Target; how 'bout it?'

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DONT THINK JUST ANSWER, DO YOU NOT WANT TO HAVE SEX WITHOUT NOT ME!?

...besides that I ain't sayin nuthin.

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A 5-year-sentence (approximate). After dripping GHB into somebody's drink and not using a condom, getting traces of semen all over your date for the authorities to link back to you.

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I don't exactly know what I am required to say in order for you to have intercourse with me. But could we assume that I said all that. I mean essentially we are talking about fluid exchange right? So could we go just straight to the sex.

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I don't exactly know what I am required to say in order for you to have intercourse with me. But could we assume that I said all that. I mean essentially we are talking about fluid exchange right? So could we go just straight to the sex.

Nice, easy and straight to the point. Bravo

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Who needs talk or catchy one-liners when you have rape.

yah cuz rape iz s0 funny and n0t overuzed or anytink.

 

Jesus Christ, some kids have to grow up.

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Who needs talk or catchy one-liners when you have rape.

yah cuz rape iz s0 funny and n0t overuzed or anytink.

 

Jesus Christ, some kids have to grow up.

Dude stop going on about rape it's getting old.

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Don't you love it when people get so offended by things because they had some one close to them, or even themself, been affected by it.

 

People need to loosen up. I had a good friend die from testicular cancer about two years ago, yet I still find Tom Green's "Feel your balls" song hilarious, even though it's trivializing nut cancer.

While rape is a horrible thing to happen to anyone, I say it's fair game for jokes.

 

 

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On topic:

If I said you had a nice body, would you take your pants off and dance a little?

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While rape is a horrible thing to happen to anyone, I say it's fair game for jokes.

Dude, the problem isn't people getting offended by it. The problem is that rape was funny until people ran that sh*t right into the ground. It's that f*cking cowbell sketch all over again. Rape is no longer funny, because it's become the go-to joke for people who aren't naturally funny, and has been overused.

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I do believe makeshyft sums it up in one point.

But first of all I have had NO one close to me have anything to do with it, and I often find black humor very funny. But it's just getting old and overused.

And Picolini, as far as your post is concerned you allude that I get personally offended by rape. And if I was, putting that picture in there just makes it even less funny.

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"Wanna see my big muscle?"

"I don't mind if you look like a cow, I'll f*ck you anyway" smile.gif

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While rape is a horrible thing to happen to anyone, I say it's fair game for jokes.

Dude, the problem isn't people getting offended by it. The problem is that rape was funny until people ran that sh*t right into the ground. It's that f*cking cowbell sketch all over again. Rape is no longer funny, because it's become the go-to joke for people who aren't naturally funny, and has been overused.

Nah, raping is no laughing matter, unless its with a clown.

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Nah, raping is no laughing matter, unless its with a clown.

You think clowns raping is funny? You sick bastard!

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How can you find freaks like these funny?

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