swolo yaggins Posted November 24, 2008 Share Posted November 24, 2008 I'm an internet thug. I make little kids cry on websites like MySpace or GTAForums for being prissy little bitches. My parents own several 7/11's. Just last week I beat up a firefighter then I rescued a kitty out of a tree and proceeded to cook it before I returned it to its dying female owner. I was recently casted to do a film for the websites BiggerIsBetter. 5192:12.3.02LM/SSHmkl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayden Posted November 24, 2008 Share Posted November 24, 2008 Did I miss something here or are you missing a few brain cells? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lochie_old Posted November 24, 2008 Share Posted November 24, 2008 In your end-o! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevin2006rhs Posted November 24, 2008 Share Posted November 24, 2008 Who needs talk or catchy one-liners when you have rape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Picolini Posted November 24, 2008 Share Posted November 24, 2008 Hey baby, wanna do it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gamernotnerd Posted November 24, 2008 Share Posted November 24, 2008 Hey baby, wanna do it? You forgot the "Huh huh"s. And Poland. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drag_Drift Posted November 24, 2008 Share Posted November 24, 2008 Who needs talk or catchy one-liners when you have rape. Secondage. Also, you can try the never-fading line: Bond, James Bond. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Picolini Posted November 24, 2008 Share Posted November 24, 2008 Hey baby, wanna do it? You forgot the "Huh huh"s. And Poland. You knew the source, cookie for you! I wanted to post that in the one where it won't get you laid, but it totally will. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gamernotnerd Posted November 24, 2008 Share Posted November 24, 2008 Hey baby, wanna do it? You forgot the "Huh huh"s. And Poland. You knew the source, cookie for you! I wanted to post that in the one where it won't get you laid, but it totally will. Yay, my first cookie! *hugs cookie* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-slash Posted November 24, 2008 Share Posted November 24, 2008 "Hey good looking, wanna be my wife?" "Urrrrgh, no." "I'm sorry, you must have misheard me, I said I have a knife. Get in the van." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTA3Rockstar Posted November 24, 2008 Share Posted November 24, 2008 'I'm Mikal, I worked at Target; how 'bout it?' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay Posted November 24, 2008 Share Posted November 24, 2008 I respect you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayden Posted November 24, 2008 Share Posted November 24, 2008 Hi, I'm Mikail, One of Allah's Angels. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trows Posted November 24, 2008 Share Posted November 24, 2008 I have plenty of money. No dough this post will get questions and and maybe even some fighting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
makeshyft Posted November 24, 2008 Share Posted November 24, 2008 My pubic hair could choke a camel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonny_Tightlips Posted November 24, 2008 Share Posted November 24, 2008 DONT THINK JUST ANSWER, DO YOU NOT WANT TO HAVE SEX WITHOUT NOT ME!? ...besides that I ain't sayin nuthin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oxidizer Posted November 24, 2008 Share Posted November 24, 2008 A 5-year-sentence (approximate). After dripping GHB into somebody's drink and not using a condom, getting traces of semen all over your date for the authorities to link back to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Picolini Posted November 24, 2008 Share Posted November 24, 2008 I don't exactly know what I am required to say in order for you to have intercourse with me. But could we assume that I said all that. I mean essentially we are talking about fluid exchange right? So could we go just straight to the sex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr_bungle Posted November 24, 2008 Share Posted November 24, 2008 I don't exactly know what I am required to say in order for you to have intercourse with me. But could we assume that I said all that. I mean essentially we are talking about fluid exchange right? So could we go just straight to the sex. Nice, easy and straight to the point. Bravo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaintJimmy Posted November 24, 2008 Share Posted November 24, 2008 Who needs talk or catchy one-liners when you have rape. yah cuz rape iz s0 funny and n0t overuzed or anytink. Jesus Christ, some kids have to grow up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-slash Posted November 24, 2008 Share Posted November 24, 2008 Who needs talk or catchy one-liners when you have rape. yah cuz rape iz s0 funny and n0t overuzed or anytink. Jesus Christ, some kids have to grow up. Dude stop going on about rape it's getting old. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Picolini Posted November 24, 2008 Share Posted November 24, 2008 Don't you love it when people get so offended by things because they had some one close to them, or even themself, been affected by it. People need to loosen up. I had a good friend die from testicular cancer about two years ago, yet I still find Tom Green's "Feel your balls" song hilarious, even though it's trivializing nut cancer. While rape is a horrible thing to happen to anyone, I say it's fair game for jokes. This post brought to you by On topic: If I said you had a nice body, would you take your pants off and dance a little? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R.F. Posted November 24, 2008 Share Posted November 24, 2008 I`v got a rocket in my pocket! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
makeshyft Posted November 24, 2008 Share Posted November 24, 2008 While rape is a horrible thing to happen to anyone, I say it's fair game for jokes. Dude, the problem isn't people getting offended by it. The problem is that rape was funny until people ran that sh*t right into the ground. It's that f*cking cowbell sketch all over again. Rape is no longer funny, because it's become the go-to joke for people who aren't naturally funny, and has been overused. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drag_Drift Posted November 24, 2008 Share Posted November 24, 2008 This post brought to you by That is some serious mindf*ck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaintJimmy Posted November 24, 2008 Share Posted November 24, 2008 I do believe makeshyft sums it up in one point. But first of all I have had NO one close to me have anything to do with it, and I often find black humor very funny. But it's just getting old and overused. And Picolini, as far as your post is concerned you allude that I get personally offended by rape. And if I was, putting that picture in there just makes it even less funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TECHN9CiAN Posted November 24, 2008 Share Posted November 24, 2008 "Wanna see my big muscle?" "I don't mind if you look like a cow, I'll f*ck you anyway" "Have you seen the marvelous Pinktorpedo?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTA3Rockstar Posted November 24, 2008 Share Posted November 24, 2008 While rape is a horrible thing to happen to anyone, I say it's fair game for jokes. Dude, the problem isn't people getting offended by it. The problem is that rape was funny until people ran that sh*t right into the ground. It's that f*cking cowbell sketch all over again. Rape is no longer funny, because it's become the go-to joke for people who aren't naturally funny, and has been overused. Nah, raping is no laughing matter, unless its with a clown. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TECHN9CiAN Posted November 24, 2008 Share Posted November 24, 2008 Nah, raping is no laughing matter, unless its with a clown. You think clowns raping is funny? You sick bastard! How can you find freaks like these funny? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waddy Posted November 24, 2008 Share Posted November 24, 2008 Another gen chat great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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