Hayden Posted November 24, 2008 Share Posted November 24, 2008 i got mugged back in 2003. i was walking home sometime around midnight in a pretty bad district of town when some asshole came up behind me and held me at gunpoint. lost $250 and my new phone, but i did manage to salvage my purse. thank god. Oh well it's good to read that you're oka- what? ...i did manage to salvage my purse... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drag_Drift Posted November 24, 2008 Share Posted November 24, 2008 I've never been mugged, but I've been stolen from. Loser got my deceased iPod and my coin purse. Luckily, as I said, the iPod wasn't working anymore, I just got it from the technician. M coin purse had a total of P50, which is like 1$. ha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gamernotnerd Posted November 24, 2008 Share Posted November 24, 2008 I've never been mugged, but I've been stolen from. Loser got my deceased iPod and my coin purse. Luckily, as I said, the iPod wasn't working anymore, I just got it from the technician. M coin purse had a total of P50, which is like 1$. ha. What man has a coin purse (that can be stolen)? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drag_Drift Posted November 24, 2008 Share Posted November 24, 2008 I've never been mugged, but I've been stolen from. Loser got my deceased iPod and my coin purse. Luckily, as I said, the iPod wasn't working anymore, I just got it from the technician. M coin purse had a total of P50, which is like 1$. ha. What man has a coin purse (that can be stolen)? Men that don't have cars, who have to ride the bus everyday to get to school. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuckindumass Posted November 24, 2008 Share Posted November 24, 2008 I've never been mugged, but I've been stolen from. Loser got my deceased iPod and my coin purse. Luckily, as I said, the iPod wasn't working anymore, I just got it from the technician. M coin purse had a total of P50, which is like 1$. ha. What man has a coin purse (that can be stolen)? Men that don't have cars, who have to ride the bus everyday to get to school. Those aren't men Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drag_Drift Posted November 24, 2008 Share Posted November 24, 2008 I've never been mugged, but I've been stolen from. Loser got my deceased iPod and my coin purse. Luckily, as I said, the iPod wasn't working anymore, I just got it from the technician. M coin purse had a total of P50, which is like 1$. ha. What man has a coin purse (that can be stolen)? Men that don't have cars, who have to ride the bus everyday to get to school. Those aren't men How come? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
makeshyft Posted November 24, 2008 Share Posted November 24, 2008 I've never been mugged, but I've been stolen from. Loser got my deceased iPod and my coin purse. Luckily, as I said, the iPod wasn't working anymore, I just got it from the technician. M coin purse had a total of P50, which is like 1$. ha. What man has a coin purse (that can be stolen)? Men that don't have cars, who have to ride the bus everyday to get to school. Those aren't men How come? Jerk wang. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drag_Drift Posted November 24, 2008 Share Posted November 24, 2008 I've never been mugged, but I've been stolen from. Loser got my deceased iPod and my coin purse. Luckily, as I said, the iPod wasn't working anymore, I just got it from the technician. M coin purse had a total of P50, which is like 1$. ha. What man has a coin purse (that can be stolen)? Men that don't have cars, who have to ride the bus everyday to get to school. Those aren't men How come? Jerk wang. oh noes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TECHN9CiAN Posted November 24, 2008 Share Posted November 24, 2008 Well... I've been on both sides of a mugging. First I punked somebody for his IPOD (which I regreted 2 years later because it caused a short circuit that fried my PC and the damn IPOD, AND it knocked out the power of the whole neighborhood block for an hour and a half) Then last year somebody tried to mug me (that bastard was at least 6'8 [i'm only 6'2] and weighted at least 250 lbs of muscle and fat. I fought to keep my stuff, but was getting beaten, so I went for the cheap shot and kicked him in the balls repeatedly. then i ran my ass out of there before he could get back up) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saggy Posted November 24, 2008 Share Posted November 24, 2008 Read this and thought of you... http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/pit/884255877.html Thanks chief, you really made my evening. I was just thinking a few days ago "wow it's be a while since anyone stuck a gun in my face" Then you came along like a soft breeze in the night. I think you did a pretty good job, however I could offer a few pointers. 1. After someone has turned out their pockets, that means they are empty. 2. If I don't have a wallet why would I have a bank card? 3. While I didn't have anything in them, I had more pockets than you checked. 4. People often times hide money/drugs in their shoes or socks. Make sure to check those on your next target. 5. A simple please and thank you are always welcome 6. I can understand why you took my cellphone, you didn't want me calling the cops. But really, it's the only thing I had. Why not just strip the battery or something? I really needed that. Plus the thing is like 8 years old, you can't even sell it. Jerk. 7. Pick better targets, Occams razor might help here. If he looks poor then it leads to believe that he is poor. Why risk jail time, and serious time at that over a poor guy, at least get some cash outta the deal. 8. By being a African American mugger you are really reinforcing stereotypes. I hope this helps mugger, I really hope you are enjoying my phone. I kept calling but you won't pick up. I'm so sad Also, quick note to the cops. A guy at 3 in the morning jumping up and down and waving his arms in an X shape over his head needs help, he is NOT waving hello. But thanks for smiling and waving back, really made my night. To the cars who wouldn't stop for me in south oakland, looking back I don't blame you. I hear there are criminals on the streets. QUOTE (K^2) ...not only is it legal for you to go around with a concealed penis, it requires absolutely no registration! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asimov Posted November 24, 2008 Share Posted November 24, 2008 Mark, mate, do you know how long I looked on the internet to find the porn that was on my phone? I spent a whole night crawling through LimeWire. f*ck the cut on my eye, ALL my Rammstein songs. Gone.. for ever. Who carries the one and only copy of important files on their phone anyway? And what sort of creep needs to have their best porn on their phone aswell? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oxidizer Posted November 24, 2008 Share Posted November 24, 2008 And what sort of creep needs to have their best porn on their phone aswell? Exactly. Crim's got a touch of class. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTASIX Posted November 24, 2008 Share Posted November 24, 2008 You should of just run away. It sucks, but what the other guy said the items can be replaced the fact you're OK is more important. Eghoahnanahna (that spells Owen?) Quig is a fa**ot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lochie_old Posted November 24, 2008 Share Posted November 24, 2008 Read this and thought of you... http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/pit/884255877.html Thanks chief, you really made my evening. I was just thinking a few days ago "wow it's be a while since anyone stuck a gun in my face" Then you came along like a soft breeze in the night. I think you did a pretty good job, however I could offer a few pointers. 1. After someone has turned out their pockets, that means they are empty. 2. If I don't have a wallet why would I have a bank card? 3. While I didn't have anything in them, I had more pockets than you checked. 4. People often times hide money/drugs in their shoes or socks. Make sure to check those on your next target. 5. A simple please and thank you are always welcome 6. I can understand why you took my cellphone, you didn't want me calling the cops. But really, it's the only thing I had. Why not just strip the battery or something? I really needed that. Plus the thing is like 8 years old, you can't even sell it. Jerk. 7. Pick better targets, Occams razor might help here. If he looks poor then it leads to believe that he is poor. Why risk jail time, and serious time at that over a poor guy, at least get some cash outta the deal. 8. By being a African American mugger you are really reinforcing stereotypes. I hope this helps mugger, I really hope you are enjoying my phone. I kept calling but you won't pick up. I'm so sad Also, quick note to the cops. A guy at 3 in the morning jumping up and down and waving his arms in an X shape over his head needs help, he is NOT waving hello. But thanks for smiling and waving back, really made my night. To the cars who wouldn't stop for me in south oakland, looking back I don't blame you. I hear there are criminals on the streets. Oh god that made my day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stefan. Posted November 24, 2008 Share Posted November 24, 2008 I haven't been mugged per se, but when on holidays in Sydney a guy broke into my hotel room in the middle of the night and stole $100 and my wallet, but when we were gone he ended up leaving the wallet back. One of my roomates lost his keycard, so we probably thought that someone stole it in order to steal our omnye (he lost $50 as well). We never found the person, and there's a possibility that it could have been one of the people from my school, still it was sh*t though, 'cause it's still hard-earned money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iRloading Posted November 24, 2008 Share Posted November 24, 2008 haven't been mugged... mostly because I don't look like a very mug-able person. I've been mistaken for a rapist/mugger when I go out in the public sometimes... it breaks my heart a little whenever all I want is ask someone for the time, and that someone clutches to their belongings and starts hugging the wall walking really fast... jerks. anyway if I ever do get mugged/held-up, I'd imagine throwing my phone at their face and making a break for it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oxidizer Posted November 24, 2008 Share Posted November 24, 2008 I've been mistaken for a rapist/mugger when I go out in the public sometimes... it breaks my heart a little whenever all I want is ask someone for the time, and that someone clutches to their belongings and starts hugging the wall walking really fast... Yeah, I mistook you for a pervert too. Respect, blud. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Posted November 24, 2008 Share Posted November 24, 2008 haven't been mugged... mostly because I don't look like a very mug-able person. I've been mistaken for a rapist/mugger when I go out in the public sometimes... it breaks my heart a little whenever all I want is ask someone for the time, and that someone clutches to their belongings and starts hugging the wall walking really fast... jerks. anyway if I ever do get mugged/held-up, I'd imagine throwing my phone at their face and making a break for it Back when you had your upside down hair cut I can see why mate. I'd be scared as f*ck if I met you down a dark alley . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Themanwiththeplan Posted November 24, 2008 Share Posted November 24, 2008 That dickbag Quinn is a fa**ot, you are going on my respect list Royal Criminal. Never been mugged myself, but I know a mate who made a citizens arrest on a mugger who tried to mug him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OH NO Posted November 24, 2008 Share Posted November 24, 2008 What the f*ck is an Eoghan Quig? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Posted November 24, 2008 Share Posted November 24, 2008 Seriously, I got punched, had my phone stolen, etc... Pussy. People who get robbed are usually the ones that the robbers see as weak. That's just retarded. If you really think that way, its pathetic. Its not about acting all "tough" any idiot out there, can care less how big you are. Aye, to be fair I've seen people try to act big get targeted cause a group of guys thought he looked like a c*nt for doing so. Sure, be confident as you walk about, but don't be "LOL I'M DA BIG DAWG YO!" or you'll just get your head kicked in cause you're a twat. Then they'll steal your stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTASIX Posted November 24, 2008 Share Posted November 24, 2008 What the f*ck is an Eoghan Quig? A cock. Off the X Factor. Singing talent show. Hes irish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JayC Posted November 24, 2008 Share Posted November 24, 2008 At least there was motive to your confrontation. I was randomly jumped one evening by 12 c*nts. Having your head stamped on for no reason is pretty damn confusing. I had a phone and some money on me but they didn't even try to rob me. All that happened was I got epilepsy and the police done nothing. I live in Glasgow, Scotland which is supposedly the knife crime capital of Europe so I consider myself lucky I didn't get stabbed cause I guarantee you some of them would have been carrying them. Still if someone was to mug me I wouldn't hand anything over unless a knife was involved, its just not worth being in a fight with someone with a knife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
33stradale Posted November 24, 2008 Share Posted November 24, 2008 I've been in random fights, but never been mugged... though I've had my walkman ''confiscated'' by army f*ckers right outside my school in Tehran! Last week I was in central London drinking esspresso like the neo-European that I now am, and after about half an hour I saw my bag wasn't there, went to the cops they typed a decent length novel sized amount of info into their computer then told me there was another bag swiped in the same coffee place just an hour ago, and they said they'll call me when they have more info (never)! There was nothing of value to anyone in my bag.. just things that are hard to replace, my international drivers license (waiting in line for 2 years), my freinds car keys (£100 to replace and £25 for steering wheel lock), my house keys (had to change door locks because my address was in there), my sh*t phone and all my paperwork for college and my certificates! Such a waste of fukin' time, just work for money! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benzoboy Posted November 24, 2008 Share Posted November 24, 2008 What I find more shocking is how you came to the internet for help, and seemed surprised when you got the piss taken out of you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nlitement Posted November 24, 2008 Share Posted November 24, 2008 Eddie and Royal Criminal, both idiots for completely different reasons. Well done, Mark. Got the right attitude on that one. I'm sorry, but let me ask; have you ever been mugged? It's natural not to want to give all your things away to some lifeless sh*t you don't know. But I'm not as dumb as Eddie, if they flashed a knife I would give them everything they wanted. I've been in a situation, I still think it's stupid to put up a fight. I'd rather live to buy another phone than end up dead. As for knives...round here, anyone doing any mugging would more than likely have one on them. They may not show it at 1st but if you push em to using it by putting up a decent fight most wouldn't hesitate to use it if you've just smacked em one. You might not even get the chance to surrender. Mandatory gun carrying law. That's what Britain needs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darrel Posted November 24, 2008 Share Posted November 24, 2008 Pride isn't bulletproof. You don't know if he was packing heat. I don't blame you for not putting up a fight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nlitement Posted November 24, 2008 Share Posted November 24, 2008 Pride isn't bulletproof. You don't know if he was packing heat. I don't blame you for not putting up a fight. Can't pack heat in the UK, too cold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hodgey. Posted November 24, 2008 Share Posted November 24, 2008 Sympathy but sorry you don get it here at GTAF. I mean it could of been worse they took a few of your items that you can always buy back, not like they raped you and now your mentally scared for life. Plus who is Eoghan Quig? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTASIX Posted November 24, 2008 Share Posted November 24, 2008 Sympathy but sorry you don get it here at GTAF. I mean it could of been worse they took a few of your items that you can always buy back, not like they raped you and now your mentally scared for life. Plus who is Eoghan Quig? This Guy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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