Effy in Chains Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 And I'll probably not help anyone's appetite here, but there is an oh-so-nice visual representation of the subject here on Wikipedia. Thanks, i'm such a sucker for links it looks like what happens when you leave a bottle of Gold-top milk for too long and it goes clotted and bad. orbitalraindrops and Ninja_Turtle 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drag_Drift Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 Its a combo of dried semen and lint (?) from your boxers/briefs. Tastes like packaging. Holy f*ck you've tasted it? orbitalraindrops and Ninja_Turtle 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iminicus Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 Sucessful troll is Sucessful. Actually, you are the worst troll in quite awhile. Perhaps, some more time hanging around the GTAIV Forum, will improve your trollness. Uncircumcised dicks are nasty. Why would you allow yourself to be cut? FIGHT BACK DAMNNIT. Smegma is so that the bitch knows to give you frequent blowjobs. Ninja_Turtle and orbitalraindrops 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Tony Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 Sucessful troll is Sucessful. Actually, you are the worst troll in quite awhile. Perhaps, some more time hanging around the GTAIV Forum, will improve your trollness. Uncircumcised dicks are nasty. Why would you allow yourself to be cut? FIGHT BACK DAMNNIT. Smegma is so that the bitch knows to give you frequent blowjobs. I think you've got your meanings mixed up. You said uncircumcised dicks are nasty, but then you said why would you allow yourself to be cut? orbitalraindrops 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ottae Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 Sucessful troll is Sucessful. f*ck off back to 4chan. We don't like your kind 'round these parts. orbitalraindrops 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gamernotnerd Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 Its a combo of dried semen and lint (?) from your boxers/briefs. Tastes like packaging. Holy f*ck you've tasted it? Someone did say it was high in protein. orbitalraindrops 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AbSoLuTiOn Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 I just had to post this, i searched for "Pepperjack Smegma" on Google and got this: Click I found it quite funny. orbitalraindrops 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randall Flagg Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 One of the links. Sheath Cleaning f*cking sick man, page 2 is where it gets weird. orbitalraindrops 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canofceleri Posted November 19, 2008 Author Share Posted November 19, 2008 I'm going to be very disappointed in you guys if this thread actually makes it to three pages. orbitalraindrops 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pagelzilla Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 I don't think I could ever love an animal enough to give it a thorough "sheath cleaning." orbitalraindrops 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gamernotnerd Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 (edited) I'm going to be very disappointed in you guys if this thread actually makes it to three pages. I will be quite happy. EDIT: Edited November 19, 2008 by Gamernotnerd orbitalraindrops 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jordy. Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 did you know smegma naturally lubricates your foreskin Does it have to smell so bad?! orbitalraindrops 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Girish Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 did you know smegma naturally lubricates your foreskin Does it have to smell so bad?! You could spray it with perfume if that's such a problem. orbitalraindrops 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gamernotnerd Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 did you know smegma naturally lubricates your foreskin Does it have to smell so bad?! You could spray it with perfume if that's such a problem. Or you could just clean your cock. orbitalraindrops 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canofceleri Posted November 19, 2008 Author Share Posted November 19, 2008 sh*taki smegma? orbitalraindrops 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Machida Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 Who buried the dog? orbitalraindrops 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mainland Marauder Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 did you know smegma naturally lubricates your foreskin Does it have to smell so bad?! You could spray it with perfume if that's such a problem. Or you could just clean your cock. What, and get it all wet? No way! orbitalraindrops 1 "You tell me exactly what you want, and I'll explain to you very carefully why it cannot be." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OH NO Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 did you know smegma naturally lubricates your foreskin Does it have to smell so bad?! You could spray it with perfume if that's such a problem. Or you could just clean your cock. What, and get it all wet? No way! lol virgin. orbitalraindrops 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul Little Posted December 26, 2013 Share Posted December 26, 2013 dafuq did i just read orbitalraindrops 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
make total destroy Posted December 26, 2013 Share Posted December 26, 2013 dafuq did i just read A five-year-old thread. orbitalraindrops 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirsty Posted December 26, 2013 Share Posted December 26, 2013 dafuq did i just read A topic that sealed your ban. bread and orbitalraindrops 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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