Canofceleri Posted November 16, 2008 Share Posted November 16, 2008 Anyone know about this? I wouldn't know where else to ask about this sort of thing, so I figured... hell, gen chat. So what is pepperjack smegma and how do I go about it? My friend was talking the stuff up something wild, so I figured you all in here might be hip to it. So really... pepperjack smegma? orbitalraindrops, Ninja_Turtle and Intel-Core 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazeLaze Posted November 16, 2008 Share Posted November 16, 2008 Well Smegma is the white stuff on your penis (Not cum), And i'm guessing the Pepperjack is reffering to how it might smell if you hadn't washed it for a while... Either way this topic will be locked... Intel-Core, Ninja_Turtle and orbitalraindrops 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Girish Posted November 16, 2008 Share Posted November 16, 2008 I have never even heard of it. And isn't smegma that white colored genital secretion? What the f*ck is pepperjack? Please tell me it's not something edible. Intel-Core and orbitalraindrops 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gamernotnerd Posted November 16, 2008 Share Posted November 16, 2008 I have never even heard of it. And isn't smegma that white colored genital secretion? What the f*ck is pepperjack? Please tell me it's not something edible. Actually pepperjack is. Intel-Core, Ninja_Turtle and orbitalraindrops 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ottae Posted November 16, 2008 Share Posted November 16, 2008 Well Pepperjack is a cheese, and Smegma is the proper name for Knob Cheese. So Pepperjack Smegma must be a variety of knob cheese. orbitalraindrops, Intel-Core and Ninja_Turtle 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canofceleri Posted November 16, 2008 Author Share Posted November 16, 2008 What? That's just f*cking weird. Ninja_Turtle, Intel-Core and orbitalraindrops 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anuj Posted November 16, 2008 Share Posted November 16, 2008 You got to eat jalapenos and not shower for two weeks. orbitalraindrops, Ninja_Turtle and Intel-Core 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Picolini Posted November 16, 2008 Share Posted November 16, 2008 You got to eat jalapenos and not shower for two weeks. Hahahah, that's exactly what it is. Pepperjack = type of cheese. Smegma = some white sh*t that grows on uncircumcised dicks. Slang for it is "dick cheese" So what ever your friend is talking about is "pepperjack dick cheese." Sounds yummy. orbitalraindrops and Intel-Core 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PetsOvernight Posted November 16, 2008 Share Posted November 16, 2008 Would probably be a tasty Doritos flavor. Yum. orbitalraindrops, Intel-Core and Ninja_Turtle 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joe_bevis Posted November 16, 2008 Share Posted November 16, 2008 did you know smegma naturally lubricates your foreskin orbitalraindrops 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
makeshyft Posted November 16, 2008 Share Posted November 16, 2008 Smegma = some white sh*t that grows on uncircumcised dicks. Maybe if your personal hygiene is sh*t. I can't say I've ever experienced it. orbitalraindrops and Ninja_Turtle 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hart Posted November 16, 2008 Share Posted November 16, 2008 Pepperjack = type of cheese.Smegma = some white sh*t that grows on uncircumcised dicks. Slang for it is "dick cheese" I thought it happened on all types of dicks, foreskin or not. Just dont wash your dick for awhile and wallah! Not that I would know. orbitalraindrops and Ninja_Turtle 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Tony Posted November 16, 2008 Share Posted November 16, 2008 Only on GTA forums. orbitalraindrops and Ninja_Turtle 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seachmall Posted November 16, 2008 Share Posted November 16, 2008 Its a combo of dried semen and lint (?) from your boxers/briefs. Tastes like packaging. ghost of delete key, Ninja_Turtle and orbitalraindrops 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joe_bevis Posted November 16, 2008 Share Posted November 16, 2008 Its a combo of dried semen and lint (?) from your boxers/briefs. Tastes like packaging. i lol'd at how disgusting that sounds orbitalraindrops 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Tequeli Posted November 16, 2008 Share Posted November 16, 2008 I clicked on a link for knob cheese once on Wikipedia, I always follow long link chains there. Unfortunately the page was complete with a picture, you'll have to find out for yourself if it's still there. Ninja_Turtle and orbitalraindrops 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dodgy Dan Posted November 16, 2008 Share Posted November 16, 2008 Newly produced smegma has a smooth, moist texture, and is high in protein if eaten. Yum, smegma! And yes, that picture is still there. Dodgy Dan scratches eyes until they bleed orbitalraindrops and Ninja_Turtle 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mainland Marauder Posted November 16, 2008 Share Posted November 16, 2008 I'm going to start a band called Pepperjack Smegma. "Guns 'N Roses, with special guest Pepperjack Smegma." That would kick ass. orbitalraindrops and Ninja_Turtle 2 "You tell me exactly what you want, and I'll explain to you very carefully why it cannot be." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazeLaze Posted November 16, 2008 Share Posted November 16, 2008 Smegma = some white sh*t that grows on uncircumcised dicks. Maybe if your personal hygiene is sh*t. I can't say I've ever experienced it. That's the weird thing with me, I'm sure I used to get it when I was young, but now I don't get it anymore. orbitalraindrops and Ninja_Turtle 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MahoganyJoint Posted November 16, 2008 Share Posted November 16, 2008 this thread made me lol orbitalraindrops 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronnyboy Posted November 16, 2008 Share Posted November 16, 2008 I thought smegma, was Ms. B. J. Smega of 13 The Crescent, Belmont learning not how to be seen. (cookie if you get that) But yes, it is mostly dick cheese. Ninja_Turtle and orbitalraindrops 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
makeshyft Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 I thought smegma, was Ms. B. J. Smega of 13 The Crescent, Belmont learning not how to be seen. (cookie if you get that) It's hardly an obscure reference. I've been watching Monty Python's Flying Circus since before you were born. And you can keep the f*cking cookie. orbitalraindrops and Ninja_Turtle 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronnyboy Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 I thought smegma, was Ms. B. J. Smega of 13 The Crescent, Belmont learning not how to be seen. (cookie if you get that) It's hardly an obscure reference. I've been watching Monty Python's Flying Circus since before you were born. And you can keep the f*cking cookie. Well, it was the first thing I thought, I watch a lot of Monty Python either on the DVD box set or on BBC America. Probably one of the best TV shows of all time, and now for something completely different. Why are we all talking about this anyway? I mean seriously, are we that bored around here? orbitalraindrops and Ninja_Turtle 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
makeshyft Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 Well, it was the first thing I thought, I watch a lot of Monty Python either on the DVD box set or on BBC America. Probably one of the best TV shows of all time, and now for something completely different. Yeah, it is easily my favourite TV show of all time. Anyway, as far as smegma goes: if you find yourself collecting flaky white sh*t on your penis then you need to take a damned shower. It terrifies me that there are people out there who allow this to happen. Ninja_Turtle and orbitalraindrops 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beavis Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 Why Cand? Just, f*cking why?!?! Ninja_Turtle and orbitalraindrops 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R.F. Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 This topic is so f*king disgusting whats the point anyway? Ninja_Turtle and orbitalraindrops 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Picolini Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 Pepperjack = type of cheese.Smegma = some white sh*t that grows on uncircumcised dicks. Slang for it is "dick cheese" I thought it happened on all types of dicks, foreskin or not. Just dont wash your dick for awhile and wallah! Not that I would know. Well I would assume it does grow on all penises, but it's mostly noticeable on ones with full foreskin intact due to it building up more easily. Like makeshyft said, if you keep your johnson nice and clean it won't build up and turn... well, into cheese. orbitalraindrops 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaintJimmy Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 Well there go the chances of me finishing this milk. Ninja_Turtle and orbitalraindrops 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mainland Marauder Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 Why Cand? Just, f*cking why?!?! I think boredom is the culprit. And I'll probably not help anyone's appetite here, but there is an oh-so-nice visual representation of the subject here on Wikipedia. Also, there is already a band called Smegma as it turns out. But apparently not Pepperjack Smegma. orbitalraindrops and Ninja_Turtle 2 "You tell me exactly what you want, and I'll explain to you very carefully why it cannot be." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazeLaze Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 Sucessful troll is Sucessful. orbitalraindrops and Ninja_Turtle 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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