Things you want to tell people but can't/shouldn't

[tuff_luv_capo]

We're having a family get-together for my niece's birthday, and there is tons of food prepared, but my sister's friends came early. They EACH weigh, ( and this is not an exaggeration, I hate exaggerations ) over 400 lbs, and have trouble walking. And they brought bags of f*cking McDonalds with them and ate while the family sat around for the food to be done, then ate again.

 

I sh*t you f*cking not. My grandparents came and saw them and said, "You're eating early!?". It was so awkward, and fat.

[Vercetti21]

That is awesome in a disgusting kind of way. Fat chicks need lovin' too, right?

[tuff_luv_capo]

I'm really just waiting for my brother to arrive so I'm not alone, but I walked downstairs and the first thing I heard was the fat guy saying, "I love football and Nascar."

 

 

I wish I was making this up.

[Otter]

I'm really just waiting for my brother to arrive so I'm not alone, but I walked downstairs and the first thing I heard was the fat guy saying, "I love football and Nascar."

 

 

I wish I was making this up.

Throw a mini snickers bar in between the two of them.

[Dodgy Dan]

Why did you do it, you knew the consequences when you would be caught. You knew how it would ruin our family but you chose that over us. You had to leave us for 2 years, you even asked me and my sister beforehand if you could commit suicide, a f*cking 12 and 15 year old you asked. I feel so messed up because of everything thats happened since that day you told me. I wish things could go back to the way they were before and that it never happened so I could have spent the last 2 years without it on my shoulders. There will always be a small part of me which dislikes you now because of what happened, I will never tell you and you will never find out but I do.

 

What the actual f*ck? Grow some f*cking balls you ass. Get the hell over her, its been 3 years, she doesn't like you like that. She goes out with me and that doesnt give you the excuse to hate me, try and ruin it for us and as I am typing this me and her are mid argument because of something you said to her. Well congratu-f*cking-lations, you have your wish, we could be over by the end of tonight. I now know who my true friends are, and you were never one of them. Im slightly glad you have depression, because of all the sh*t you do to everyone else, your two original best friends and how you treat us now and how much you have changed, you deserve it.

 

I love you so much, more than I can ever explain and im so sorry for every mistake I have made with you and im so glad you ahve forgiven me every time. I am dredding the day when we have to part because of university, and every time you say that we wont be going out in however long it hurts me so much. But theres nothing I can do unfortunately. I just wish it didnt have to end.

[Pagelzilla]

This topic is exactly like PostSecret. Exactly.

[Cursed]

Reading throught the posts from Slamman... It's strange, sometimes your posts make so much sense, then others I wonder what you are on about. Of course, I always welcome a technology lesson, but there is a certain strangeness about referring to song lyrics. I'm not sure why so many people hate you, although I have noticed you have made some posts that make you look like a paedo. When it comes down to a conversation via PM, you seemed so normal, but some of your posts are far out.

[Randall Flagg]

f*ck Jimblow, mother f*cker can spend the rest of his life working at blockbuster and jacking off to fantasy football statistics while the ASM f*cks him in the ass with a hockey puck.

 

f*ck them motherf*ckers who have f*cked me over at every chance of happiness. No one's taking away my love, Ill take her from you before that. I finally have more balance in my life. I have not yet f*cked myself over and have not used any hard drugs in over 10 months. Assume all you want. Im doing good, and she is doing better.

 

And f*ck my old friends, never f*cking call, shows that people really don't give a sh*t unless they get something out of it. All the crazy sh*t we did. The stories, the laughs, the tears, the heists, and the fun. Won't even go out of their way just to say hi. A simple phone call and a "how you doin?". I visted f*cking 3 times since the USAF incident.

 

Enjoy the herpes gutter sluts.

[oldage]

always wanted to tell a bully he's a real c*nt , but if i get close i get f*cked up

and i also wanted to tell a girl.....oh yea obvious one.

[ryuclan]

One of my friends is thinking about putting in some work, and he wants me in on it too. I told him I can't risk it, because I gotta go to school in Jan. and I'm not trying to mess things up, but it's not really me I'm worried about. Doing sh*t like that comes with a lot of risks and on top of that, he's thinking about hitting a few licks. Now work is one thing, but getting people out of their sh*t is completely different. I want to tell him not to do it, but first of all I don't think he'd listen to me and second of all he's going to do it even if he says he won't. I'm just trying to tell him because his dad used to do it, and the reason his dad couldn't be there for him (something he takes to heart) is because he got caught doing it and got put in the penn. I really don't know what to say to my guy, because I really want to tell him, but there really is no easy way to tell him this.

[tuff_luv_capo]

One of my friends is thinking about putting in some work, and he wants me in on it too. I told him I can't risk it, because I gotta go to school in Jan. and I'm not trying to mess things up, but it's not really me I'm worried about. Doing sh*t like that comes with a lot of risks and on top of that, he's thinking about hitting a few licks. Now work is one thing, but getting people out of their sh*t is completely different. I want to tell him not to do it, but first of all I don't think he'd listen to me and second of all he's going to do it even if he says he won't. I'm just trying to tell him because his dad used to do it, and the reason his dad couldn't be there for him (something he takes to heart) is because he got caught doing it and got put in the penn. I really don't know what to say to my guy, because I really want to tell him, but there really is no easy way to tell him this.

I had a friend just like that. He was always so lucky with it, but it caught up to him hard and I don't think he saw it coming.

[ryuclan]

One of my friends is thinking about putting in some work, and he wants me in on it too. I told him I can't risk it, because I gotta go to school in Jan. and I'm not trying to mess things up, but it's not really me I'm worried about. Doing sh*t like that comes with a lot of risks and on top of that, he's thinking about hitting a few licks. Now work is one thing, but getting people out of their sh*t is completely different. I want to tell him not to do it, but first of all I don't think he'd listen to me and second of all he's going to do it even if he says he won't. I'm just trying to tell him because his dad used to do it, and the reason his dad couldn't be there for him (something he takes to heart) is because he got caught doing it and got put in the penn. I really don't know what to say to my guy, because I really want to tell him, but there really is no easy way to tell him this.

I had a friend just like that. He was always so lucky with it, but it caught up to him hard and I don't think he saw it coming.

That's what I'm afraid of. This kid isn't exactly the most low key person I know. He likes to have money and he likes to buy big things. I'm telling him that if he does start making all this money then he really isn't going to be able to buy all the things he wants because that will easily get him caught. At least he took my advice and he's getting a job so it doesn't look like he's getting all this money out of his ass...sigh

[KillerKabel]

Some of you have serious problems. Makes me feel spoiled when I say my only current problem is my spoiled older sister.

 

Anyway...

 

To my fathers sister: "I wish you'd start disciplining your kids a little bit more, there is a reason we never visit anymore."

To my sister: "I wish you would realize that the world does, in fact, not revolve around you. That you would, maybe just once in a while, try and help your mother, or, at least, not keep yelling at her, whenever she buys the wrong kind of cereal."

 

Wouldn't a world where everybody would be blatantly honest be much better?

 

 

[Machida]

I kept you fed and watered for dog on nearly five years straight, kept a roof over your head and what have you done to thank me? f*ck all bitch! I mean sure we play around every once in a while but I want you to know the selfishness shows on your part. I can see you're just using me for a bit of fun. It's not that I want more, it's just that I don't want to feel as if i'm being taken for granted.

 

The problem is that I can't say this to your face, I'd feel stupid to say so, It would almost be as if I were talking to myself. Not that it would matter much what I said anyway, you'd just give me those puppy dog eyes and everything would be alright. I'd forgive you like the smuck I am.

I accept the fact that most of the problem is me, I don't want to face the fact that we are just two animals doing whatever it takes to get ahead. But that doesn't change the fact that you're more selfish than myself. You're getting more out of our relationship than I, and it's me who's doing all the work.

I still remember when I first picked you up outside my mates house and correct me if I'm wrong, wasn't it you who was supposed to be doing me a favour. Wasn't I supposed to be the one getting the more out of our relationship instead of you? If things don't change soon, I'm getting a cat... and you can take your £14.99 Barkshire corner bed with you!!!

[greebo-man]

I kept you fed and watered for dog on nearly five years straight, kept a roof over your head and what have you done to thank me? f*ck all bitch! I mean sure we play around every once in a while but I want you to know the selfishness shows on your part. I can see you're just using me for a bit of fun. It's not that I want more, it's just that I don't want to feel as if i'm being taken for granted.

 

The problem is that I can't say this to your face, I'd feel stupid to say so, It would almost be as if I were talking to myself. Not that it would matter much what I said anyway, you'd just give me those puppy dog eyes and everything would be alright. I'd forgive you like the smuck I am.

I accept the fact that most of the problem is me, I don't want to face the fact that we are just two animals doing whatever it takes to get ahead. But that doesn't change the fact that you're more selfish than myself. You're getting more out of our relationship than I, and it's me who's doing all the work.

I still remember when I first picked you up outside my mates house and correct me if I'm wrong, wasn't it you who was supposed to be doing me a favour. Wasn't I supposed to be the one getting the more out of our relationship instead of you? If things don't change soon, I'm getting a cat... and you can take your £14.99 Barkshire corner bed with you!!!

Ahhh Machida.

 

Never fail to make me lol.

[SHXC]

"You're a f*cking stupid bitch. You've f*cked up my father's life and my life. I f*cking hate you and I wish I would never have to see you or your daughters face again."

 

"I've known you for about 3 weeks now, and everytime I'm around you, I'm so happy. You're completely awesome and I'd love to spend more time with you"

 

[1ManArmy]

" I don't see why you're being such an asshole. I didn't even do anything wrong and you tried to f*ck around by excluding me from the video. "

[Dunpeal]

Admittedly, in the years I have spent here I have come across many people far more malicious, ignorant, annoying, and just about any other negative quality one can show in an online forum.

peirce_brosnan anyone?

 

"There is a reason i don't waste all my time and money in clubs every weekend. Why i don't talk to anyone. Why when i come to work im more into sitting on a chair staring into my locker then sitting with you losers talking about who you hooked up with, how wasted you got, how much sh*t you got in. Im no weaker then any of you... I mean f*ck, we're in a job where there are fitness standards, and i know without a doubt that i'am smarter then most of you. I want to go to work every day as much as you c*nts want me there... And if it wasn't for the line I signed stating i was here for 4 f*cking years i would be with my pregnant fiance, waking up with a smile every day. I hate my job, I hate the people that i work with."

 

That's all i have to say really. But if i think of anything ill be sure to let you all know in this Topic. TLC i think this is a great idea for a topic and i have read some really good things that people can't say.

[Vive La France]

Whatev... I'll give it a go.

 

Soulja boy, I want to burn every copy of every song you ever made. I hate the fact that you convinced a generation of morons to sing one ANNOYING ASS SONG which is played every day on EVERY RADIO STATION in EVERY COUNTRY!!!!!!!

 

I HATE YOUR MUSIC! I HATE THE FACT THAT YOU ACT LIKE A GAMER! I HATE THE FACT THAT YOUR PRETENTIOUS, OVER HYPED ASS GOT A RECORD DEAL! I HATE THE FACT THAT YOU WILL BE PERFORMING AT A CELEBRATION OF INTERNET CULTURE THIS SATURDAY! I HATE YOUR HORRID, TERRIBLE, AWFUL MEDIA OBSESSION. I HATE THE FACT THAT YOU ARE GOING TO COLLEGE FOR "THE CHICKS". I HATE THE FACT THAT YOU PROBABLY WILL GET AN ADORING MASS OF GIRLS WHO ARE DAUGHTERS OF RICH OIL BARONS, TARNISHING THE HALLS OF SCHOLARLY HALLS AT PLACES SUCH AS OXFORD AND HARVARD!

 

WHY BOTHER GOING TO COLLEGE? WHY, WHY? YOU ALREADY HAVE A SH*TLOAD OF MONEY STOLEN FROM MORONS WHO ARE INTERESTED IN THIS WHOLE "CRANK DAT!!!!!!" CRAP. DO YOU WANT TO BE A MATHEMATICIAN? A PHYSICIST? OR NO, ALL YOU WANT IS "THE CHICKS". ALL YOU WANT IS SOMETHING YOU ALREADY HAVE, EXCEPT YOU WANT IT IN AN INSTITUTION OF EDUCATION? WHAT IS YOUR LOGIC? WHY?

 

There goes our culture.

 

 

That was one of the few times I will ever type in caps. But really, I would be screaming this.

[t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m]

"I absolutely hate you and everything about you. The day you die will be the best day ever. I don't know where the f*ck you get off as the stupid c*nt you are, but for God sakes just BACK THE f*ck OFF!!! You should kill yourself AS SOON AS POSSIBLE because you are an unloved self-centered f*ckface ni**er."

 

EDIT: Oh and I agree 100% with you Vive La France. ^

[poopskin]

"Feck you, asshat. i want to cut your limbs off, through you in the DuPage river and watch as you flounder helplessly while your lungs flood and you drown!"

[Taste Of Chaos]

"You've got a face like a cats arse you know that?"

[Struff Bunstridge]

"Neither of you ever really gave a f*ck about me or what I did. You spent ten years making me feel like an utter disappointment and failure, despite the fact that I stayed in school longer and worked harder to try and make something of myself than either of you ever did. When I did finally drop out of uni, your only concern was what people would think; neither of you asked me how I felt or what I was planning on doing, even though I was more depressed and nihilistic at the time as I've ever been. You didn't ask me then, and you haven't asked me at any point since, and I've hated both of you for five years because of it. I'm now older than either of you were when I was conceived, and unlike you, I have my whole life ahead of me because I have half a brain and some notion of responsibility and humility. So f*ck you both."