Things you want to tell people but can't/shouldn't

[Gamernotnerd]

 

I have a whale fetish! f*ck the homeless!

Edited November 16, 2008 by Gamernotnerd

[Wize Guy]

I say whatever the f*ck I wanna say.

[Vercetti21]

"We've been together two years, but it's time to move on. I'm going off to college in six months, and you're staying right here. It's not like we're going to get married. I love you - really I do - but as a person and experience in my life, not in an everlasting kind of way. You were my first real girlfriend and my first love, and I'll always care about you. But breaking up is inevitable. We both know a long distance relationship won't work. Let's end this now before we get any more attached to eachother and before it becomes even more painful."

[joe_bevis]

your boyfriend is a no good prick. Jump on my dick

[tuff_luv_capo]

Thank you Vercetti. I know all too well that feeling.

 

 

@ wize guy- it'd be an honor to rub jelly on your balls, your awesomeness.

[Monuriki.]

I say whatever the f*ck I wanna say.

You da man, you don't take sh*t from nobody...

 

"Please put some f*cking headphones on; just because you know MC Sniper it doesn't warrant you the right to ruin everyone's bus journey."

[Lochie_old]

"You look a chick, give me your balls."

[SpaceC]

One of these days I'm going to explode into a blinding rage and beat the sh*t out of my squad leader with my weapon. and probably get discharged out of the army.

Edited November 16, 2008 by SpaceC

[Gutslab]

to a friend

"You are a f*cking fa**ot, get the f*ck outta my face before I smash your face into the cement repeatedly, you f*cking cocksucker. Here's what you do, stop f*cking coming around when I'm there, stay with your dick buddies you like so much, and stop trying to get act like some top gun bitch. You are worse than that other roommate we had two years ago, the one who's obese, slept all day, smelled like sh*t, and flunked out. Yes you're that bad."

 

I feel better now.

[Algonquin Assassin]

"This is SPAAAARTAAA"

 

 

[Monuriki.]

to a friend

"You are a f*cking fa**ot, get the f*ck outta my face before I smash your face into the cement repeatedly, you f*cking cocksucker. Here's what you do, stop f*cking coming around when I'm there, stay with your dick buddies you like so much, and stop trying to get act like some top gun bitch. You are worse than that other roommate we had two years ago, the one who's obese, slept all day, smelled like sh*t, and flunked out. Yes you're that bad."

 

I feel better now.

I'd maybe take that a bit more seriously if your name wasn't Pokemon4ever.

Sorry couldn't resist.

[leik oh em jeez!]

Really, if you can't think of a serious post for a serious topic, then don't post. It's that simple.

 

"GTA modders don't seem to be the same group of people as die hard tupac fans, yet half the people on these forums claim to love tupac, an talk lik dis!"

 

"Your and You're are two different words, learn how to use them."

 

"You're not gangster."

[CrazeLaze]

I like Slamman.

[teac_gta]

I like Slamman.

Same here.

 

Also, I care more about Michael Jackson than anyone in the world by miles.

[leik oh em jeez!]

I like Slamman.

Slamman turns each of his posts into a history lesson about electronics, which if you're the kind of person who watches Discovery Channel, you'll enjoy it.

[Cronyne]

"PULL YOUR F*CKING PANTS UP, AND TURN YOUR HAT THE RIGHT WAY!"

[CrazeLaze]

 

I like Slamman.

Slamman turns each of his posts into a history lesson about electronics or Porn, which if you're the kind of person who watches Discovery Channel or Disney Channel, you'll enjoy it.

Fixed...

 

But seriously I think Slamman is a nice guy and everyone shouldn't be so mean to him.

Edited November 16, 2008 by Goldey

[Runey]

I like Slamman.

Slamman turns each of his posts into a history lesson about electronics, which if you're the kind of person who watches Discovery Channel, you'll enjoy it.

I watch the Discovery channel and I find him extremely irritating.

[Slamman]

You could learn from an old fart like me. But just because you don't like me is no reason to bombard me with gay beastiality weed smoking skinhead porn sites. Whoever is doing that is the biggest twat on the planet

[Otter]

You could learn from an old fart like me.

Yes, you're like a living, breathing poster for the GED.

[leik oh em jeez!]

I like Slamman.

Slamman turns each of his posts into a history lesson about electronics, which if you're the kind of person who watches Discovery Channel, you'll enjoy it.

I watch the Discovery channel and I find him extremely irritating.

What about the History Channel?

[Runey]

 

You could learn from an old fart like me.

Yes, you're like a living, breathing poster for the GED.

I'd hate to see the poster for drop out then.

 

@leik: I watch it when they're talking about old wars and stuff like that.

[Otter]

I like Slamman.

Slamman turns each of his posts into a history lesson about electronics, which if you're the kind of person who watches Discovery Channel, you'll enjoy it.

I watch the Discovery channel and I find him extremely irritating.

What about the History Channel?

I think if you watch any sort of information-based television, the only way you'll enjoy Slamman's posts is by laughing at the incredible amount of misinformation he puts out there.

[fuckindumass]

You're sleeping right here, and I'm on GTAF. What does that tell you? You're never satisfied, and lately you want it all. If you had your way, I'd starve to death while you watch and complain. I'm lucky to get 2 beers out of a case, while you get all f*cking weird on the rest of it. You don't even get drunk anymore. And I'm tired of hearing about your baby's father. He's a f*cking career criminal and lives with his wife, it's not gonna change, so STFU about it. I'm about ready to leave, and I would right now, if I didn't have half my stuff in this sh*thole you call home. I've stayed on unemployment so you can have someone to take care of you and your baby while you go through withdrawal. It's been how many months now, and you're still a f*cking morphine junkie. I made two trips for coke tonight, and you couldn't even let me get 1 nice blast. You want me to fix your rotten old car, and for what? So you can go buy more morphine? You don't even have a driver's license anymore, and that's not even your car. You say you can't afford new glasses but you spend that much on pills twice a month. How'd you like to go through withdrawal face down with my cock up your ass? You're running out of options, bitch. When you get pulled over and they send your kid to social services, I'm gonna move my sh*t out and cancel the utilities while they hold you. I can get a ho like you at any bus stop on the northside. By the way, I never gave up my apartment....

[Slamman]

I like Slamman.

Slamman turns each of his posts into a history lesson about electronics, which if you're the kind of person who watches Discovery Channel, you'll enjoy it.

I watch the Discovery channel and I find him extremely irritating.

What about the History Channel?

I think if you watch any sort of information-based television, the only way you'll enjoy Slamman's posts is by laughing at the incredible amount of misinformation he puts out there.

If you want to debate that and refute it, step up... I said it before. I am not a photo-memory kind of guy, but I know I read a lot.

 

GED? I graduated in 86... and went to VoTech after that.

[anuj]

You're sleeping right here, and I'm on GTAF. What does that tell you? You're never satisfied, and lately you want it all. If you had your way, I'd starve to death while you watch and complain. I'm lucky to get 2 beers out of a case, while you get all f*cking weird on the rest of it. You don't even get drunk anymore. And I'm tired of hearing about your baby's father. He's a f*cking career criminal and lives with his wife, it's not gonna change, so STFU about it. I'm about ready to leave, and I would right now, if I didn't have half my stuff in this sh*thole you call home. I've stayed on unemployment so you can have someone to take care of you and your baby while you go through withdrawal. It's been how many months now, and you're still a f*cking morphine junkie. I made two trips for coke tonight, and you couldn't even let me get 1 nice blast. You want me to fix your rotten old car, and for what? So you can go buy more morphine? You don't even have a driver's license anymore, and that's not even your car. You say you can't afford new glasses but you spend that much on pills twice a month. How'd you like to go through withdrawal face down with my cock up your ass? You're running out of options, bitch. When you get pulled over and they send your kid to social services, I'm gonna move my sh*t out and cancel the utilities while they hold you. I can get a ho like you at any bus stop on the northside. By the way, I never gave up my apartment....

I'm really hoping this is some sort of movie reference, otherwise you need to cup your ballsack firmly in one hand and use the other to operate the door handle.

 

"K, I'm really sorry that your girlfriend tried to hop on me. It's not her fault, it's yours. You treated her like sh*t, cheated on her, and took her for granted. When she invited me to lunch with her friends, I was trying to get with one of them. Not her. It wasn't supposed to happen like that. But you know what? I'm glad it did. For three days we had one HELL of a time. If I hadn't jumped the gun and called you, then me and her would be together to this day. But instead, all we got was the one day we ran away to paradise, and that little spot of shame on your soul that eats away at you. Hell, you've tried everything to get it off. Coke, weed, metric tons of liquor. You can't rub it off, though. It's going to be with you until your dying day. When you kiss her, when you tell her you love her, when you're between her legs trying to make her happy, it's me that she's thinking of. It's me that she wanted. It's my name she called out that night you finally made her O after three years of dating. Oh yeah, man. I knew about that the day it happened. Remember when she said she was going to go call her mother? She called me and told me that she yelled my name.

 

And I'm really sorry I almost shot you."

 

"A. I really did like you. I'm not going to say I loved you, even though I knew you well enough to say that it was possible. The amount of pure, unadulterated passion that flowed through us was unique. For about a month, before I met my next girlfriend. I thought we had something special. I understand what happened, though. Your brother told me all about it. I called K, told him you were in love with me. He thought I was joking, and when he realized what had happened he went to your house and threatened to kill you until you called me and told me that there was nothing between us. And I got to admit, that did drive a stake through my heart. When I realized that he was there, coaching you through what to say to me, I wasn't surprised. When I left your house. half naked because I had to f*cking bolt because of your parents, I saw him coming down the highway screaming his head off into his phone. I knew where he was heading, and I knew what he planned on doing. I pulled a U-turn on a five lane road to drive back to protect you. When I realized that he had not only gotten into the house, but that you had let him in and was listening to what he said to do, I eased my jets. I was sitting in your driveway, listening to him tell you what to say. I had planned on coming in there and breaking his f*cking face if he had hit you like he had done before. When I realized that there could be no us because of him, I put away my pistol and drove home. For an hour or so, I sincerely thought about offing myself before I realized what a great tragedy it would be for me to die because of an overbearing bully and a spineless c*nt.

 

I got to thank you, though. If it wasn't for you, I'd never have met my fiance.

 

PS: I mailed your panties to K's house. I'm sorry for the trouble it caused."

[anuj]

I like Slamman.

Slamman turns each of his posts into a history lesson about electronics, which if you're the kind of person who watches Discovery Channel, you'll enjoy it.

I watch the Discovery channel and I find him extremely irritating.

What about the History Channel?

I think if you watch any sort of information-based television, the only way you'll enjoy Slamman's posts is by laughing at the incredible amount of misinformation he puts out there.

If you want to debate that and refute it, step up... I said it before. I am not a photo-memory kind of guy, but I know I read a lot.

 

GED? I graduated in 86... and went to VoTech after that.

Jesus Christ you were walking away with a sheepskin the year I popped out of a vagina, and even with a 22 year head start you make less than I do...

[Slamman]

I sense a lot of deep rooted hatred. Makes for a cold, cold world.

People don't need to carry that baggage around, In the words of Neil Young, "Throw your hatred Down"

I was listening to that and thinking, what a great tune. He lets his guitar take all the frustration. Not a bad idea!

[unopescio]

f*ck does every thread have to turn into a slam-fest?

[anuj]

f*ck does every thread have to turn into a slam-fest?

This one seems oddly appropriate.