tuff_luv_capo Posted November 15, 2008 Share Posted November 15, 2008 (edited) In this topic, we open up and let it all go. Don't hold back, and don't judge. Everything's better when you get it off your chest. "Yes, I know I'm an asshole. I hate to see you cry so I say sh*t to make things better but it only makes them worse because you know I'm lying. I wasted a year of your life and used you to fill the void my ex left, and now that she's back, you're in the dumps. I feel guilty as hell, but I need to do what I think is right. We fought all the time anyways, so maybe you need to just get over it and find someone new." "You lazy drunk piece of sh*t. My Mom left my Dad, the most caring person in the world for your 425 lbs ass because your mommy and daddy gave you money and she doesn't have to work anymore. You still live in your parents f*cking house, even after they moved. You've never accomplished anything, you sit and watch movies ALL f*ckING DAY on your fat ass, and bother the sh*t out of anyone around you because you don't want to try and make friends, so that you can never fail. BTW, she loves it when you don't come home, or sleep in, because she can't stand you, you waste of a f*cking human being." "Mom, you sold your soul for an SUV and an inground pool. Your "marriage" is the laughing stock of the family and your tears when he comes home drunk smelling of perfume are pointless, you're never going to leave so just suck it up. You did this to yourself." "You're my sister, and your 7 years older than me, but seriously, grow up and grow some balls. You got knocked up with a guy you can't stand, then MARRIED HIM because HIS parents are religious. Now when you're sick and have to drive yourself to the Hospital with a 105 degree fever because he's too busy playing Madden, you still don't get it." Edited November 15, 2008 by Tuff Luv Capo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greebo-man Posted November 15, 2008 Share Posted November 15, 2008 Ahh another classic TLC topic. You make me laugh. ahh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tuff_luv_capo Posted November 15, 2008 Author Share Posted November 15, 2008 I usually try to be comical but in this one, I owed it to myself and to others to be serious. Sadly, my life is naturally comical. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slamman Posted November 15, 2008 Share Posted November 15, 2008 I don't hate you....really I don't. Jesus stated on the cross; Forgive them, Father...For they know not what they do He was correct. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kietotheworld Posted November 15, 2008 Share Posted November 15, 2008 Why are you posting this to a group of Grand Theft Auto fans you mug? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alfresco Posted November 15, 2008 Share Posted November 15, 2008 Thing I wanted to tell someone but couldn't: TLC is such a f*cking turd. Oh wait, look at that! i could! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joe_bevis Posted November 15, 2008 Share Posted November 15, 2008 okay to my sister GET THOSE f*ckING CHILDREN OUT MA f*ckING HOUSE, THERE NOT EVEN f*ckING RELATED TO US IF YOU DON'T GET THOSE MOTHERf*ckING BRATS OUT THE f*ckING HOUSE I SWEAR TO GOD I'M CALLING MICHAEL JACKSON AND PEDOBEAR. TAKE THEM BACK TO THAT CRACK ADDICTED SLUT YOU CALL A f*ckING FRIEND. to my mum WHY THE f*ck DO YOU SAY TO ME TO "ASK MY DAD TO BUY IT" WHENEVER I WANT SOMETHING SERIOUSLY DO YOU THINK HE'S A f*ckING MILLIONAIRE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Posted November 15, 2008 Share Posted November 15, 2008 You guys are asshats sometimes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ottae Posted November 15, 2008 Share Posted November 15, 2008 I usually try to be comical but in this one, I owed it to myself and to others to be serious. Sadly, my life is naturally comical. I see the sincerity in your post TLC. Greebo-man's just a dick. And the rest. Here goes: "I want to tell you how I feel, but I don't want to f*ck up our friendship and make things awkward. I want to know if you feel the same way, but I know that the only way to find this out would have the aforementioned consequences." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slamman Posted November 15, 2008 Share Posted November 15, 2008 ...used to be a book under the bed labelled 'diary' Dear Diary, ....[fill in the blanks].... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JayC Posted November 15, 2008 Share Posted November 15, 2008 I usually try to be comical but in this one, I owed it to myself and to others to be serious. Sadly, my life is naturally comical. I see the sincerity in your post TLC. Greebo-man's just a dick. And the rest. Here goes: "I want to tell you how I feel, but I don't want to f*ck up our friendship and make things awkward. I want to know if you feel the same way, but I know that the only way to find this out would have the aforementioned consequences." Sorry man I don't feel the same way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taste Of Chaos Posted November 15, 2008 Share Posted November 15, 2008 "I had sexual relations with your daughter... ...In your bed." Opportunity knocks once in a lifetime, temptation will lean on the doorbell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ottae Posted November 15, 2008 Share Posted November 15, 2008 I usually try to be comical but in this one, I owed it to myself and to others to be serious. Sadly, my life is naturally comical. I see the sincerity in your post TLC. Greebo-man's just a dick. And the rest. Here goes: "I want to tell you how I feel, but I don't want to f*ck up our friendship and make things awkward. I want to know if you feel the same way, but I know that the only way to find this out would have the aforementioned consequences." Sorry man I don't feel the same way. Damn it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taste Of Chaos Posted November 15, 2008 Share Posted November 15, 2008 (edited) Damn JayC. You've ruined his life! Otts says:f*cking keyboard Otts says: I kinda already put that ToC Otts says: "amn it " Otts says: Damn* :: Sam :: Taste of Chaos :: says: yeah, not to that extent though :: Sam :: Taste of Chaos :: says: that could be seen "damn it, ah well" :: Sam :: Taste of Chaos :: says: mines seen more as "f*ck, my life's over" Otts says: the says much more than oh well Otts says: You need to expand on your post now There... Happy? Edited November 15, 2008 by Taste Of Chaos Opportunity knocks once in a lifetime, temptation will lean on the doorbell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tuff_luv_capo Posted November 15, 2008 Author Share Posted November 15, 2008 (edited) "I had sexual relations with your daughter... ...In your bed." See, this is what this topic was about. Details, TOC @Ottae, I skip certain gang member's posts in here. It's embarrassing to share this forum with some people. If you can't laugh and move on, you're doing something wrong. Edited November 15, 2008 by Tuff Luv Capo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jordy. Posted November 15, 2008 Share Posted November 15, 2008 I've always wanted to say to a certain group of people: 'LEAVE HER ALONE YOU CAN HAVE ANY GIRL IN THE WORLD YOU STUPID CHAVS, WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE THE ONE SPECIAL PERSON I LIKE HUH?!' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fnorg Posted November 15, 2008 Share Posted November 15, 2008 "YOU NEED TO SHAVE, ARAB." Teenage arabs walk around with half-assed porn-stashes. Not racist, it's a fact. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jordy. Posted November 15, 2008 Share Posted November 15, 2008 "YOU NEED TO SHAVE, ARAB." Teenage arabs walk around with half-assed porn-stashes. Not racist, it's a fact. I don't think they're alloud to shave, are they? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fnorg Posted November 15, 2008 Share Posted November 15, 2008 "YOU NEED TO SHAVE, ARAB." Teenage arabs walk around with half-assed porn-stashes. Not racist, it's a fact. I don't think they're alloud to shave, are they? They have to wear those whiskers? Ouch. My bad. Sorry for insulting Islam. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hell No.. Posted November 15, 2008 Share Posted November 15, 2008 Can this topic not be serious? Or shall I go elsewhere? I'm on Twitch! Are you? Come say Hi. https://www.twitch.tv/priceyryan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moonshield Posted November 15, 2008 Share Posted November 15, 2008 Pretty much this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tuff_luv_capo Posted November 15, 2008 Author Share Posted November 15, 2008 (edited) Can this topic not be serious? Or shall I go elsewhere? It's the f*cking Ed Sullivan show, everyone's struggling to be the next "GTAF funniest member". @Moonshield- I love it. Edited November 15, 2008 by Tuff Luv Capo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Tony Posted November 15, 2008 Share Posted November 15, 2008 "YOU NEED TO SHAVE, ARAB." Teenage arabs walk around with half-assed porn-stashes. Not racist, it's a fact. I don't think they're alloud to shave, are they? They have to wear those whiskers? Ouch. My bad. Sorry for insulting Islam. You're in for it now buddy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jordy. Posted November 15, 2008 Share Posted November 15, 2008 "YOU NEED TO SHAVE, ARAB." Teenage arabs walk around with half-assed porn-stashes. Not racist, it's a fact. I don't think they're alloud to shave, are they? They have to wear those whiskers? Ouch. My bad. Sorry for insulting Islam. You're in for it now buddy... lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Picolini Posted November 15, 2008 Share Posted November 15, 2008 (edited) "You're a two faced, lying, deceiving bitch. Despite my previous name calling it is YOU who are the immature one. You need to learn to deal with your problems and talk them over instead of ignoring them and making them worse. While we go on acting as if nothing is wrong we both know and it's glaringly apparent in the way we act with each other. If you would grow up and talk things over we could come to some type of conclusion to everything and hopefully make things better." Short and sweet. edit: Ok, maybe not so short, and definitely not sweet. Edited November 16, 2008 by Picolini Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1066ant Posted November 15, 2008 Share Posted November 15, 2008 I want the classic: "Would you like to go to dinner with me" Yep, I am one of those sad people with no courage... like you hadn't guessed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taste Of Chaos Posted November 15, 2008 Share Posted November 15, 2008 "I LOVE YOU GUYBRUSH!" Opportunity knocks once in a lifetime, temptation will lean on the doorbell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WidowMaker Posted November 16, 2008 Share Posted November 16, 2008 Oh yeah. This is what happens when people post serious topics on GTAForums. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monuriki. Posted November 16, 2008 Share Posted November 16, 2008 "Sorry..." I'm just too proud. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lega_c Posted November 16, 2008 Share Posted November 16, 2008 "Sorry, but I think you are gay and so is your dad. Can you stop poking me with that thing now?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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