Celtic_Assasinz Posted December 1, 2008 Share Posted December 1, 2008 lets here some more storys go get an audio book. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperJude™ Posted December 1, 2008 Share Posted December 1, 2008 (edited) Well, mine happened by accident and pretty much illustrates one of the reasons I created my griefer account in the first place: to give it to high level arrogant assholes that overvalue how "good" they are at the game. It started with some random person I'd team killed inviting me to a game of Deathmatch. I tend to send friend requests to the people who seemed to hate me the most. I don't play DM but I figured what the hell? Turns out this guy invited me because he thought his level 9 buddy was going to kick my ass. First game I spawned in late and still finished with a 3-1 kill to death ratio. Second game I clean up, something like 30-8. Being my griefer account I sent the level 9 guy a message telling him that I didn't think he had high level skills on GTA 4, or as I put it "u suck". I bounce out for a while, get back on and find myself in a TDM room with both the guy who originally invited me and his level 9 buddy. I manage to jump on their team and spend the game hitting them with the hose on the firetruck and once they blew that up, driving them over. Next game they almost have enough votes to kick me but the game starts just as I jump back on their team. I spend half this game driving them over and shooting them with rocket launchers, then spend the second half playing for real, and we win. I was about to call truce when they really started talking sh*t, about how I was a fa**ot, how one of them wants to f*ck my mother and kill her (I pulled out my "my mom is dead" line which I use often, even though it's a lie). Eventually it's just us 3 in the room fighting and Level 9 douchebag gets the bright idea to really teach me a lesson. His words were more "you wanna play you f*ckin c*nt im gonna rip you a new ass" or some such thing. His buddy was still busy calling me a fa**ot and having fantasies about raping my mother, it seems. So he sets up Prison/10minutes/Disallow/Powerful/Respawn medium/Blips off. Oddly my favorite level with just about my favorite settings (I do blips all or far generally). So I grab my usual on that level: M4, Sniper, RPG and had "one of those games". You know, where you have the right weapon for every situation, you correctly guess the next move, etc. They had mics on ALL so I got to hear the frustration slowly growing till they both stopped talking to me and eventually muted me. They stuck together for the most part so I got a few double kills, which was nice. They would go for the tower, boom RPG. They would respawn and then get sniped. Once they would get close enough, I'd bust out the M4. I eventually jumped the fence and sat on top of the tower across the street sniping them but I was in a playful mood so I'd let them move around a bit, try to hit them at weird times so they wouldn't be able to guess where I was. This was when they turned the mics off btw. At games end, when I had 20 kills and only 2 deaths, the one guy simply called me a "f*ckin c*nt" and left while the Level 9 guy was freaking the f*ck out challenging me to rematches, saying I got lucky, etc etc etc and when I reminded him of all the sh*t he talked about how good he was, how he was going to "teach me a lesson" etc, all I got back was that I was a fa**ot, etc. Lesson being, if you're going to punk somebody out, don't then get your ass handed to not just yourself but your lame ass buddy who got you in that situation in the first place. Dude would have been better off telling his boy to get f*cked and joining forces with me. The one guy has since deleted me from his friends list while Level 9 dude has yet to accept my friend request.l But for real, that moment post game when they KNEW they got own3d and had f*cked up by talking too much sh*t but refused to admit it (be it by quitting or cursing) was simply awesome. Edited December 1, 2008 by SuperJude™ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudykb Posted December 1, 2008 Author Share Posted December 1, 2008 This level 10 guy Voltaire (or something like that) flooded my inbox with hate messages a few nights ago. I was actually not even griefing! I was just playing normal with my Rudykb account, which I hadn't used in weeks. We were racing head to head, no one else in the game, and I kept knocking him off the course and winning all our matches. Apprently he couldn't handle getting owned repeatedly by me, so he started sending me hate mail. The title of his messages were all f*ck YOU. He told me I raced like a pussy and I needed to grow some balls, blah blah blah. I'll admit I do play a little dirty sometimes, but hey - whatever it takes to win. I wrote him back telling him that he was a whiny little baby. Asked him why the 10 star players always piss and moan when they get their asses handed to them. I have yet to hear back from him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxxSIDESH0Wxxx Posted December 2, 2008 Share Posted December 2, 2008 sounds like you beat him fairly. some people have trouble with defeat. the high level guys tend to have the hardest time accepting a loss. as if everyone should just bow down to them because they're level 10. playing hangman's noose 179 times really isn't going to help the racing skills. or deathmatch techniques. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B1ZZYD Posted December 2, 2008 Share Posted December 2, 2008 i think we should race rudy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudykb Posted December 2, 2008 Author Share Posted December 2, 2008 I'm about to log on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B1ZZYD Posted December 2, 2008 Share Posted December 2, 2008 ok ill try to get on soon my brothers playing skate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammyman88 Posted December 2, 2008 Share Posted December 2, 2008 Thats funny as Rudy Lol. If anyone finds a guy called smoke2much he is rank 10. usually seen playing co-op modes. Ruin his matches and he sends you hate messages. Funny as. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperJude™ Posted December 2, 2008 Share Posted December 2, 2008 Too many high level players are assholes. It's true. I even had a buddy I gamed with since about a month after the game came out, used to be a lot of fun. Once he reached level 9, he became no fun to game with. No sense of humor, pissed whenever somebody was better than him, and the ultimate sin: quitting a game the second you know you're going to lose (they all do this anymore it seems). We truly need to redouble our efforts and create as much grief for these people as we possibly can as they really, truly, 100% deserve it. I did get called, and I quote, "a f*cken losser" by this 10 star guy I've been fighting with for a couple weeks now in messages. There is nothing better than somebody trying to call you a loser and f*cking it up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammyman88 Posted December 2, 2008 Share Posted December 2, 2008 Lol Attention to all griefers I am serious about this. I want everyone to find this guy smoke2much. Ruin his games, this rank 10 guy deserves it. I killed him in BDM because Frienldy Fire was On, I killed everyone in the match he then send me three messages first one say ''What the f*ck are you on?'' then second one ''Not deathmatch'' then he says on his third one ''f*cking goon'' funny as, I saw him the next day on Hangmans NOOSE and stole Petrovic and went ontop of Empier State Building.. I laughed at him and he starting sending more hate message, funny as. I should put a description up of him Lol, Where he can be found on what days and time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudykb Posted December 2, 2008 Author Share Posted December 2, 2008 I'm all for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Songha Posted December 2, 2008 Share Posted December 2, 2008 Lol Attention to all griefers I am serious about this. I want everyone to find this guy smoke2much. Ruin his games, this rank 10 guy deserves it. I killed him in BDM because Frienldy Fire was On, I killed everyone in the match he then send me three messages first one say ''What the f*ck are you on?'' then second one ''Not deathmatch'' then he says on his third one ''f*cking goon'' funny as, I saw him the next day on Hangmans NOOSE and stole Petrovic and went ontop of Empier State Building.. I laughed at him and he starting sending more hate message, funny as. I should put a description up of him Lol, Where he can be found on what days and time. I haven't griefed in an ill minute. "what the f*ck are you on?"?, i thought his psn has something to do w/ him smoking too much, guess not if he dunno. aha. maybe i'll add him. try to get invited into a game and mess it up. "f*cking goon", aha, wtf is he talking about? goons don't grief. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tradey4Life Posted December 2, 2008 Share Posted December 2, 2008 YOU NEED BULLETS HURRY UP RUN!! I was flying in a chopper and someone was trigger happy with there semi auto, there clip ran out and then turned and ran I swung down and sent him flying with the blades straight into a brick wall Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperJude™ Posted December 3, 2008 Share Posted December 3, 2008 Damn, the voice changer alone is enough to set a huge amount of people off! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChristopherD Posted December 3, 2008 Share Posted December 3, 2008 (edited) 1st: smoke2much is not all that...the only time I have seen him was in DMs w/AA on...usually the "Happiness Island, Assault Rifles, Spawn near" crap game... and I send him out of the room every time (cuz, as SJ said, they ALL seem to leave games they are not winning now...I just see it as the ultimate win over them...lol). 2nd: Rudy...is your griefer account PSN "Griefer_Account"? I spotted that name last night in the race "Taxing"...and was griefing on my regular account cuz the guy with the room wouldn't take it off 1 lap (dumb in my opinion). Griefer_Account and I had a few good races f*cking with ppl, but after a cpl I got a message from the guy with the room that I needed driving lessons so I started racing again (kicked his ass) and then Griefer_Account left. Rudy, if that was you, I fugured you left cuz I started racing again and no one else was griefing. I have a griefer account (I think your Rudy account is now on that list), so if that WAS you, confirm here and I will add that account too. Griefing is WAY more fun when you aren't alone. Would love to give it another try... 3rd: We should SO do a MASS grief one night and get absolutely ALL the griefers from here to go on at once. Would freak ppl out to no end to have 6 or 7 or 8 ppl pop into their lobby and ALL of them griefing! 4th: I am doing some other multimedia (flash mainly) having to do with GTA IV and GTAforums and CAN'T FIND THE GTA IV THEME SONG ANYWHERE!!! I could record it from my TV by hand, but was hoping to find a better quality copy somewhere on the net and can't even find ONE copy of it! You guys have any ideas? And finally 5th: What controls the little saying under your avatar here at GTA forums? I know I didn't enter any of the things it says and they are ALWAYS negative (my last one was 'Punk-Ass-Bitch). Is there a Mod here f*cking with me or what??? That is all. (isn't that enough?) Shut Up! (Eat me...) Damn, now I'm talking to myself... Edited December 3, 2008 by ChristopherD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudykb Posted December 3, 2008 Author Share Posted December 3, 2008 I noticed you in several races last night! Sorry if I bumped you off the course more than my fair share of times. I'm an equally opportunity griefer! If I left, it was either because I was trolling for games with people with mics, or I got booted. That tends to happen a lot with this nic! I wonder why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammyman88 Posted December 3, 2008 Share Posted December 3, 2008 No you gotta find the guy in a co-op game mode. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudykb Posted December 3, 2008 Author Share Posted December 3, 2008 My "Hello? Hello? I am Pablo" schtick pisses people off like no other. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B1ZZYD Posted December 4, 2008 Share Posted December 4, 2008 hahah i remember the pablo bit haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dkznr3 Posted December 4, 2008 Share Posted December 4, 2008 whoever doesn't have me on their list, add me. i should be getting my ps back by friday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperJude™ Posted December 4, 2008 Share Posted December 4, 2008 2 amusing events this morning! #1, I have some guy on my list with the name MONTANA in it, so I figured they were from the US. Anyway, I had rickrolled them about a week ago and for whatever reason they added me to their friends list. He sent me a PM saying "what is music?" and I replied "Rick Astlley: Never Gonna Let You Down". So today he joins a game and suddenly I hear some Italian guy saying "music, play music" and I hear him start rickrolling the room! It was awesome, I taught an Italian guy how to rickroll! The other was a game I played with deejayb. Team kills were on and I made all my team quit within 3 minutes save for this one dude who took more abuse than I thought was possible. I literally must have gone 50 - 3 against the guy. It was to the point I was standing in the middle of the street, letting him respawn behind me and killing him anyway despite the fact he had the drop on me. Got the firetruck from deejayb (sorry bout that!) and hosed the guy down, then proceeded to kill him over, and over, and over, and over, and over. I honestly couldn't believe he didn't quit the game and I had to give him credit for taking the abuse. I even tried giving him some pointers but I guess it's hard to understand somebody with the voice changer set to +4. Hilarious thought. Guess you had to be there but to see somebody get griefed that many times and still be laughing about it was...refreshing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperJude™ Posted December 4, 2008 Share Posted December 4, 2008 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Griefer#Examples ^^^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrJohn666 Posted December 4, 2008 Share Posted December 4, 2008 Ha hahahahha awesome! I love the Halo3 one above it too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CTDiesel Posted December 4, 2008 Share Posted December 4, 2008 I'm going to have to do some fricking griefing now. I just got the sh*t kicked out of me in a TW. bullsh*t. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudykb Posted December 4, 2008 Author Share Posted December 4, 2008 I notice none of the other griefer accounts have been getting used lately. I'll be on tonight if anyone is game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Am A Trouser Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 I notice none of the other griefer accounts have been getting used lately. I'll be on tonight if anyone is game. Many thanks for taking out all the cars chasing me and helping me get both the "Top the Midnight Club" trophy and advance a rank at the same time. I think the multiple kick votes during the race overeggs it a little bit. That and the really obvious full-right lock before the race even starts. On the upside, at least your name lets everyone (apart from, apparently, my opponents) know what to expect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B1ZZYD Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 ill be on rudy with my account Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudykb Posted December 5, 2008 Author Share Posted December 5, 2008 I notice none of the other griefer accounts have been getting used lately. I'll be on tonight if anyone is game. Many thanks for taking out all the cars chasing me and helping me get both the "Top the Midnight Club" trophy and advance a rank at the same time. I think the multiple kick votes during the race overeggs it a little bit. That and the really obvious full-right lock before the race even starts. On the upside, at least your name lets everyone (apart from, apparently, my opponents) know what to expect. I played with you? What's your PSN? I concur with your last statement. If people see me come into the game, they should know what to expect. If they don't know what a griefer is, they deserve everything coming their way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudykb Posted December 5, 2008 Author Share Posted December 5, 2008 ill be on rudy with my account Yeah, playing Skate! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperJude™ Posted December 5, 2008 Share Posted December 5, 2008 Heh, I like my griefer account name because it isn't patently obvious that it's a griefer, at least to most people (even WITH voice changer!). Since I grief TDM, I have this cycle where I play for real, garner a few friends on my list, then exploit them so they invite me to full games I can grief. Once they delete me or stop inviting me, I start over again. Once again, IT'S THE WEEKEND!!! Let's get the gang together and have a mass grief one of these days/nights! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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