FamilyDUDE777 Posted January 9, 2009 Share Posted January 9, 2009 =D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrJohn666 Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 Last night - where do I start? For about 3-4 hours I played in three different free modes with Charly_Farly, Cerj4eva, Jonty123456789 and their non-mic friends, friendly fire was always off and doing mad sh*t was always on. Any randoms who joined the game were eventually caught up in the mayhem and dispatched. By the second or third room, deejay showed up and we proceeded to invite loads of randoms and grief the sh*t out of them in a million different ways. Because of the number of us with mics, it was hard to keep track of anything, or organise everyone onto one goal, that and Charly was prone to going off on one and running us over at random. Too many comedians. Highlights: - deejay playing the Benny Hill theme all night (consistently funny) - Cerj giggling at everything - Jonty and me falling out over me having AIDS, making friends again, then me blowing up all of his cars/trucks/choppers with my AIDS gun - Me being disgusting (see above), demanding penis inspections of randoms joining the games - 6 of us chasing down and killing the guy who glitched into the hangar - me, 8 rpgs, 25 grenades and my throbbing AIDS gun, raping the hell out of three guys who tried to shoot me with pistols (FF off n00bs). Suckers kept coming back, I taught them to fly. - deejay noticing it was midnight, saying "sh*t, it's midnight" and turning into a pumpkin (smashing) - Charly, then Cerj, then Jonty, crank calling everyone in the game - everyone chasing the guy with the Sultan for half an hour, so I pretended to want to race him, then grenading him at the start of a drag race - the stupidest player ever, killing himself, by (seriously you won't believe this) trying to stab me when I was on fire and had paused the game to let the fire go out. Yes, he caught fire by standing next to me, when I was on fire. Genius. His name was "something"-magnum. Deej might remember. We rocketed him into the sea a lot after that. The tool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperJude™ Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 =D I griefed you the other night in FM by the way (with my griefer account). You were TAN and I tried making it a point to keep going after you, but you didn't seem to notice/mind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deejayb1874 Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 (edited) - the stupidest player ever, killing himself, by (seriously you won't believe this) trying to stab me when I was on fire and had paused the game to let the fire go out. Yes, he caught fire by standing next to me, when I was on fire. Genius. His name was "something"-magnum. Deej might remember. We rocketed him into the sea a lot after that. The tool. Techart-Magnum MrJohn? Lol what a tool. You forgot to mention when I crashed into you as you were going uo the ramp at airport, sending us into the heli and both getting thrown miles. I had tears streaming down my face man. Soooooo funny. Edited January 13, 2009 by deejayb1874 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrJohn666 Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 Oh yeah! The heli-jumps! Told you I would find it impossible to type it all up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScrewedYou Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 SJ I got your add last night but was unable to join your invitations. I was griefing this guy in race who decided to do the usual hate mailing with accusations of me sucking. I'm no slouch in race, but the host unfortunately had horrible settings and I didn't do too well when I actually tried to race and school the guy, lol. I'll find him again, that's for sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FamilyDUDE777 Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 (edited) =D I griefed you the other night in FM by the way (with my griefer account). You were TAN and I tried making it a point to keep going after you, but you didn't seem to notice/mind haha im not a child and get all pissy over being greifed sometimes i ignore it and sometimes i just go along with it. and I *GASP* you greifed me?!?!? the irony the coincidence......my world is ending THATS IT, I must give in to the Dark Side of the Force.Greifer Account MacNoofle is going to be created. I feel like The Narrator from Fight Club I die every evening and I am reborn, ressurected.Now please I must depart to create MACNOOFLE.............. Edited January 13, 2009 by FamilyDUDE777 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperJude™ Posted January 13, 2009 Share Posted January 13, 2009 Yeah dude, me and my roomie were just playing some free mode to wind down and I saw FamilyDUDE777 in the game, I was like wow, that's funny, I know him from the boards and he has no idea who my griefer account is (which is why I don't post that info in public). Again, you were fun to game with. It's funny because in TDM we don't spend every game griefing necessarily. mylungsareburnin, he of the griefing hate thread, joined me, deejay and keisersosay the other day and it was beyond amusing. Me and 'burnin had some random other guy on our team vs deejay and keiser. At some point, we're on the far dock, happiness island, and third guy is in a boat while me and burnin are on the dock. Suddenly, our teammate who we've been team killing tries to jump the dock and kill us with the f*cking boat. At that moment deejay and keiser show up with choppers and one of them crashes into me. Boats burning, rockets going off, choppers crashing and shooting, chaos. Major fun. It was cute the next game when burnin says "uh...so are we killing eachother this game?" Which then turned into an intense 2 vs 2/snipers/airport/blips far match that was pure intensity. On another note, I think I need to start listing the clans I've griefed. All I remember now is the ghost unit clan and the SS clan. Maybe somebody named killaz or killacrew or something. Clan griefing is the best, especially if you do it with members of your griefing clan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrJohn666 Posted January 14, 2009 Share Posted January 14, 2009 Look out for the MFQ Clan. They're bawbags. "Make f*ckers Quit" is their acronym/mission statement. I met them in a game ages ago - wannabe gangstas. I did enough to piss them off, but like true cowards, they can only fight as a group against one target. I befriended one of them for a while and gradually wound him up, pretending I wanted to join as long as they kicked out one of them who I chose at random and pretended to have a beef with. I think he put me on block after I asked him if MFQ stood for "Mother f*ckin' queers." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FamilyDUDE777 Posted January 14, 2009 Share Posted January 14, 2009 Yeah dude, me and my roomie were just playing some free mode to wind down and I saw FamilyDUDE777 in the game, I was like wow, that's funny, I know him from the boards and he has no idea who my griefer account is (which is why I don't post that info in public). Again, you were fun to game with. It's funny because in TDM we don't spend every game griefing necessarily. mylungsareburnin, he of the griefing hate thread, joined me, deejay and keisersosay the other day and it was beyond amusing. Me and 'burnin had some random other guy on our team vs deejay and keiser. At some point, we're on the far dock, happiness island, and third guy is in a boat while me and burnin are on the dock. Suddenly, our teammate who we've been team killing tries to jump the dock and kill us with the f*cking boat. At that moment deejay and keiser show up with choppers and one of them crashes into me. Boats burning, rockets going off, choppers crashing and shooting, chaos. Major fun. It was cute the next game when burnin says "uh...so are we killing eachother this game?" Which then turned into an intense 2 vs 2/snipers/airport/blips far match that was pure intensity. On another note, I think I need to start listing the clans I've griefed. All I remember now is the ghost unit clan and the SS clan. Maybe somebody named killaz or killacrew or something. Clan griefing is the best, especially if you do it with members of your griefing clan Jude, we gotta game together sometime I cant wait to start massive chaos with you (and possibly friends) and why thank you I am fun to play with (thats what she said) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mylungsareburnin01 Posted January 14, 2009 Share Posted January 14, 2009 I had fun and wanna do it again... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperJude™ Posted January 14, 2009 Share Posted January 14, 2009 (edited) Look out for the MFQ Clan. They're bawbags. "Make f*ckers Quit" is their acronym/mission statement. I met them in a game ages ago - wannabe gangstas. I did enough to piss them off, but like true cowards, they can only fight as a group against one target. I befriended one of them for a while and gradually wound him up, pretending I wanted to join as long as they kicked out one of them who I chose at random and pretended to have a beef with. I think he put me on block after I asked him if MFQ stood for "Mother f*ckin' queers." I now claim I have a clan of griefers and that the name of this fictional clan is GMF, as in grief motherf*ckers This greatly upsets the so called real clans it seems. I honestly had the greatest grief in FM last night and none of you bastards was on Edited January 14, 2009 by SuperJude™ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScrewedYou Posted January 14, 2009 Share Posted January 14, 2009 I was going to get on last night but I was actually tired for once. Not sure how much I'll be on the next couple of days either. It's supposed to be below zero for lows the next few nights. I live in a 75+ year old house that isn't the best at retaining heat. I'm sure my furnace will run nearly non-stop to keep it warm so I may just turn it down and spend the night upstairs giving it to the woman! lol Beats paying a million bucks when the gas bill comes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChristopherD Posted January 14, 2009 Share Posted January 14, 2009 I had fun and wanna do it again... He lives! Wasn't sure we would ever see you again after that rabble-rousing "Griefer" Clan kidnapped you! Turning ppl to The Dark Side...one gamer at a time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudykb Posted January 14, 2009 Author Share Posted January 14, 2009 I'll be on later this evening to do some drunk griefing. Hope to see some of you on there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mylungsareburnin01 Posted January 14, 2009 Share Posted January 14, 2009 I had fun and wanna do it again... He lives! Wasn't sure we would ever see you again after that rabble-rousing "Griefer" Clan kidnapped you! Turning ppl to The Dark Side...one gamer at a time. I will be getting tonight, probably too late for most...around 3 am or so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScrewedYou Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 Well it looks like I will be making it online tonight. Another griefing buddy of mine BurkeBlack is going to participate tonight....I hope. He's kind of finicky sometimes and doesn't log on when he says he will. He's not the greatest griefer but he'll sure as hell aid in our fun. Rudy maybe we'll get lucky and Kotton will be on. He was on last night but was not playing GTA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dkznr3 Posted January 15, 2009 Share Posted January 15, 2009 SJ I tried accepting your invite yesterday but it said the game session did not exist. If we're on at the same time tonight, send me an invite and let me know if you're playing seriously or don't mind if I start to f*ck things up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScrewedYou Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 SJ I tried accepting your invite yesterday but it said the game session did not exist. If we're on at the same time tonight, send me an invite and let me know if you're playing seriously or don't mind if I start to f*ck things up Same for me. MP was all effed up last night for a while. I noticed that CD was on so I messaged him and he said he was having trouble as well. It kept saying that it couldn't connect to the game provider. I took that time to play a little single player trying to get on MP every now and then. For more than an hour I couldn't connect. When I did it was all effed up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrJohn666 Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 Guys, add me if you already haven't, remind me who you are from here and I will host. Seems to work well when I do that. My favourite settings are: Free mode Whole city Weapons all FF off Cops off respawn medium/10 secs Why? Well: Free mode - n00bs join all the time, so there is an endless supply of PAIN. The first thing most of them do is shoot at me, which gives me licence to retaliate. It is my job to get them to leave/turn to the dark side. Assuming a few of us have spawned into the game already (Deejay, Momo, Charly, etc), they will linger until they get fed up of our evil activities and run away, crying. And if no one joins/stays, we always find ways to amuse ourselves anyway. Whole city - variety is the spice of life, n00bs always head for the airport for choppers/RPGs anyway, but there are some great sections of city for specialised griefs, so allowing them to spawn in somewhere random, just means they few expectations of how creative we can be. Weapons all - first thing anyone does is head for the best weapons. A true griefer will have RPGs and grenades already, having spawned in first with his griefer mates, so when Mr n00b arrives and starts impotently shooting us with his newly aquired AK, we have a reply waiting. FF off - more of a challenge to kill Mr n00b, means we can't be sniped or machine-gunned by some wannabe expert. Drags out the pain of the n00b being griefed as Deejay, Momo and I played mixed doubles, RPG, body-in-the-sea tennis. Instant/registred (Mr John killed Mr n00b) kills become more gratifying too. Cops off - f*ck off pig, daddy's busy. respawn - medium distance, 10 seconds: 3 main reasons for this, one: when the n00b dies, he has time to get pissed off in black and white afterlife limbo,while I squat on his corpse and R1 a lot. two, if the griefer dies (irrelevant-expected in most cases), he has time to go arm up before returning to the fray, suddenly, by surprise, possibly from above, at speed. twelve - if we spread out around the map, dragging out the play area, n00bs respawn in the middle of nowhere, which annoys airport whores immensely and enhances their fear when they spot us heading en masse toward them from across town. JOIN ME. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChristopherD Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 (edited) Hey Mr. 666... I have been doing some 'training' with SJ on his Griefer account and believe I may be ready to join the BIGBOYS... EDIT: I think I worded that last line badly...what I SHOULD have said is that I think I am ready to join THE REST of the BIGBOYS...the very last person I want to piss off around here is SJ...for obvious reasons...lol I still tend to f*ck up (usually cuz I'm..well...f*cked up...lol) from time to time, but what the hey... It would be pretty amazing if we got ALL the griefers from here into the same FM! And my Ground/Air War has seemed to fizzle out and I'm kinda pissed...and nothing eases my anger like causing anger in others. I can't remember which account I added your PSN to, but I have decided to NOT use my ChristopherD account for Griefing...I accidentally griefed a friend who has been on my list from the release of IV that I hadn't heard from in awhile and he wasn't very appreciative...lol Anyway, look for a friend request from a PSN that looks like a barcode; something like this: IIIILIIIILIII Its 1's L's and I's...cant remember which are which though... I will be on tonight... Edited January 16, 2009 by ChristopherD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScrewedYou Posted January 16, 2009 Share Posted January 16, 2009 something like this: IIIILIIIILIII Its 1's L's and I's...cant remember which are which though... That's you? Shoot, I've been wondering forever who in the hell that could be! LMFAO I may be on tonight, but a buddy of mine was supposed to be coming over. Long story short over the past yea ror so he's the most unreliable SOB I've ever known, so look for me to be online lol! Oh and MrJohn I'll add you if I remember too. Don't be mad if I don't take invites very often, It probably means I am caught up jacking some sh*t up and exchanging great hate mail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dkznr3 Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 Is that JOKER guy who was on my team last night from here? The name was familiar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperJude™ Posted January 17, 2009 Share Posted January 17, 2009 Is that JOKER guy who was on my team last night from here? The name was familiar. JOKAR, no I don't think he's from here, I met him randomly and he's literally the one friend on my griefer account that I play seriously with, for whatever reason. Well, he tends to make a really good teammate and he's the only dude I know from Dubai on my friends list. Of course, him getting griefed was beyond amusing. First, f*cking hilarious watching you swim all the way from the Prison dkz, then I nailed him with the sniper from across the river, but the next game was great. With blips TEAM, I got to take a look at rocket launcher griefing up close, it looks so sinister, especially the kill yourself portion. I had a lot of laughs at that one. Chris, no worries bro, you obviously know by now I'm more humble than I act here! That was also classic, the guy we were fighting one game and the next we get on the same team followed by all your "oh, damn, I ran him over by mistake again!" bit. Lulz! I gotta say John, you're right, FF off is a fun fun free mode and like you said, even if they all quit we still manage to amuse ourselves with our retarded adventures ("deejay, you shoot me and John and see who dies first!") It's Friday, my work week was long and wretched, I am sooooooo about to get on and grief... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrJohn666 Posted January 19, 2009 Share Posted January 19, 2009 I set up a few of these rooms this weekend, one of them filled up to the brim within 10 minutes and was utter chaos. I only really saw my teenage fan club online this weekend, so am thinking of setting up a 2nd account. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperJude™ Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 Yeah, my friends list is getting thin again in terms of people who will actually accept an invite, aside from you guys of course! This time around I'm trying a new method of recruiting friends. Originally I would play seriously with griefer account, gain their trust, add them, then use them as griefing fodder when we all get on and grief. However, this leads to about a weeks worth of invite accepts before they delete me or stop accepting invites (meaning I delete them). Now, I'm going to out and out grief them and then send somewhat normal, encouraging, funny messages. Essentially, "hey, I'm a griefer but you know I'm pretty good, let's be friends!" This way they know what to expect. I'll give JOKAR credit, after 2 weeks of winning a lot of games together he suddenly discovered our griefing ways but he's okay on it and enjoys it, unlike most other people I've added. Passive Griefing Is Fun! First, I found the most amusing way to annoy the f*ck out of some random dude in FM who was kicking ass. He was on top of the highest building in the main terminal (which has the bridge leading over to the train station). He was geared up with sniper, chopper, rpg, M4, the works. So I made sure he noticed me running to the train station entrance. Why? Because you can stand behind the glass and they can see you, but not hit you. So I stood there jumping up and down while he tried to snipe me and blow me up. Secondly on a Rocket Launcher level, I decided the game was to f*ck with the other team by killing myself before they could kill me. So I kept running towards them and regardless how well timed their shots were, I could still blow myself up faster, which lead to great annoyance from one guy post game (I guess this made me a "fag"?) while the other dude laughed and told me it was the funniest thing he's seen in weeks. mylungsareburnin - yeah, don't think I didn't notice that FIRE TRUCK you were going to grief me with yesterday! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrJohn666 Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 Yeah, my friends list is getting thin again in terms of people who will actually accept an invite, aside from you guys of course! Try sending porn with your messages, I met an angry Hispanic from NY who used to do this. EVERY message contained some chocolate chick with her lips open. I wouldn't mind, but he was asking me for advice on how to deal with bullies at his school. Very strange. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B1ZZYD Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 just wanted to say im back to gta 4 and can't wait to grief with you guys again me missed you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudykb Posted January 20, 2009 Author Share Posted January 20, 2009 I had the greatest griefing session with ChrisD last night. We hopped around from race to race. Finally found a game where almost everyone had a mic - like 7-10 people! We set our voice changers to level 3. I'd go backwards and grief while he would race seriously. Until he f*cked up, then he'd join in the griefing. I would specifically target the mic people, pissing them the f*ck off! Especially since I was doing my Pablo gimmick where I pretend I am from Mexico and can barely speak any English. I'd always promise to play seriously "next game" when folks would threaten to kick me. Of course, it was a lie. And of course I got that predicable asshole who would say that I only went backwards because I SUCK and couldn't race. So of course I raced seriously once and won by 30 seconds. YAWN! But it was fun. I've never seen so many people with mics before in Race mode. And I survived a whole sh*tload of games without getting kicked, despite the griefing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperJude™ Posted January 20, 2009 Share Posted January 20, 2009 ChrisD's progress as a griefer is coming along nicely I see! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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