Machida Posted November 14, 2008 Share Posted November 14, 2008 American Girl “Where are you from?” Machida “Scotland” American Girl “Oh, where's that?” Machida “Part of Britain” American Girl “Oh.. Mmm?” Machida “Well you know President Bush.. “ ( I was about to play off the Blair/ Bush connection ) American Girl “Oh, he's your President too?” ... I couldn't care less. If they're not Scottish, drunk or merry, I probably dislike them anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Tony Posted November 14, 2008 Share Posted November 14, 2008 American Girl “Where are you from?” Machida “Scotland” American Girl “Oh, where's that?” Machida “Part of Britain” American Girl “Oh.. Mmm?” Machida “Well you know President Bush.. “ ( I was about to play off the Blair/ Bush connection ) American Girl “Oh, he's your President too?” ... I couldn't care less. If they're not Scottish, drunk or merry, I probably dislike them anyway. Oh yes, such an excellent joke there... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Machida Posted November 14, 2008 Share Posted November 14, 2008 American Girl “Where are you from?” Machida “Scotland” American Girl “Oh, where's that?” Machida “Part of Britain” American Girl “Oh.. Mmm?” Machida “Well you know President Bush.. “ ( I was about to play off the Blair/ Bush connection ) American Girl “Oh, he's your President too?” ... I couldn't care less. If they're not Scottish, drunk or merry, I probably dislike them anyway. Oh yes, such an excellent joke there... It's from a long and stressed out conversation I recall having with a lovely but daft as a c*nt American lass in a place called Dicks Tea Bar. The rest of the conversation you wouldn't understand. I do believe however that I speak for every one of your fellow countrymen when I say, “ Shut up Tony, we hate folk like you portraying a simpleton American culture!” They probably wouldn't say “folk” but you get the idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad Tony Posted November 14, 2008 Share Posted November 14, 2008 What the hell? I'm not a simpleton. Where's Slamman anyway, it'd be nice to have some real humor in this thread. Of course I'm not saying he tells funny jokes or anything. I'm saying that he says some incredibly stupid things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayden Posted November 14, 2008 Share Posted November 14, 2008 What the hell? I'm not a simpleton. Where's Slamman anyway, it'd be nice to have some real humor in this thread. Of course I'm not saying he tells funny jokes or anything. I'm saying that he says some incredibly stupid things. Yes, you're terribly witty and humorous. Let's all invite Slamman into this thread so we can all joke about what a loser he is and ask for him to be banned. Jolly good fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JayC Posted November 14, 2008 Share Posted November 14, 2008 You can blame Scottish and Irish Nationalism for this. Until the start of the 20th century it was commonplace to refer to Britian as just England. I can't say I care what people call me. I consider myself a Glasweigen before Scottish or British. But even then I don't care, whats the point in defining ourselves by imaginary lines on a map? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ludo Posted November 14, 2008 Share Posted November 14, 2008 You can blame Scottish and Irish Nationalism for this. Until the start of the 20th century it was commonplace to refer to Britian as just England. Then you can also just blame the English for not being happy with what land they had already Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tuff_luv_capo Posted November 14, 2008 Share Posted November 14, 2008 Wales is cool but it sucks they're surrounded by Australia. A diamond in the rough. I think after WWII, when France and Britain broke off from the Axis (sp?), that's when the Scotts stopped wanting anything to do with Europe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greebo-man Posted November 14, 2008 Share Posted November 14, 2008 wales scotland sux england win Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Machida Posted November 14, 2008 Share Posted November 14, 2008 wales scotland suxengland win Well you say that now greebo-man but just wait till your 73 and looking for a retirement home. You’ll come begging.. They all do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greenage380 Posted November 14, 2008 Share Posted November 14, 2008 Wales is cool but it sucks they're surrounded by Australia. A diamond in the rough. I think after WWII, when France and Britain broke off from the Axis (sp?), that's when the Scotts stopped wanting anything to do with Europe. Dude where the hell are you think of Cymru is right by Lloegr how could you miss it and wasn't greebo-man welsh. Wales-Cymru England-Lloegr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hart Posted November 14, 2008 Share Posted November 14, 2008 What is it with Scottish people liking being insulted? Whenever I went into a bar in Scotland and I had long-ish hair then, and some old guys made fun of me, so I said "Shut up you old scottish bastards." And they accepted me. They liked it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seachmall Posted November 14, 2008 Share Posted November 14, 2008 What is it with Scottish people liking being insulted? Whenever I went into a bar in Scotland and I had long-ish hair then, and some old guys made fun of me, so I said "Shut up you old scottish bastards." And they accepted me. They liked it. Any man can kiss ass, it takes a real man to risk getting his ass kicked Wouldn't try that over here though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seachmall Posted November 14, 2008 Share Posted November 14, 2008 We are British. Not if I've anything to do with it A sh*t, double post, apologies. I'm not editing it though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Machida Posted November 14, 2008 Share Posted November 14, 2008 They would have liked the fact you were sticking up for yourself Hart. Plus the whole piss take is what Scottish humour is built upon. It's the same down South too, no? Listen to Seach though, don't do it in an Irish bar. There's no Scots in an Irish bar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BowZa28 Posted November 14, 2008 Share Posted November 14, 2008 Welsh>English http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=n9uMJovuA_Y Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seachmall Posted November 14, 2008 Share Posted November 14, 2008 Listen to Seach though, don't do it in an Irish bar. There's no Scots in an Irish bar. Only the Irish can take the piss out of the Irish, if you do it its f*cking racist and we won't put up with it!! See what 800 years of oppression does to your sense of humour Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Machida Posted November 14, 2008 Share Posted November 14, 2008 Only the Irish can take the piss out of the Irish, if you do it its f*cking racist and we won't put up with it!! See what 800 years of oppression does to your sense of humour Ireland's the place with all the potatoes right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Posted November 14, 2008 Share Posted November 14, 2008 Only the Irish can take the piss out of the Irish, if you do it its f*cking racist and we won't put up with it!! See what 800 years of oppression does to your sense of humour Ireland's the place with all the potatoes right? They seem to think the famines still on. Tis why there's so many in Scotland still. Silly buggers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darthYENIK Posted November 14, 2008 Share Posted November 14, 2008 Wales is cool but it sucks they're surrounded by Australia. A diamond in the rough. I think after WWII, when France and Britain broke off from the Axis (sp?), that's when the Scotts stopped wanting anything to do with Europe. When was that? 1972? When Nixon started the Nazi party? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Themanwiththeplan Posted November 14, 2008 Share Posted November 14, 2008 Only the Irish can take the piss out of the Irish, if you do it its f*cking racist and we won't put up with it!! See what 800 years of oppression does to your sense of humour Ireland's the place with all the potatoes right? They seem to think the famines still on. Tis why there's so many in Scotland still. Silly buggers. That post gave me a god laugh Mark. Big Jock knew. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Machida Posted November 14, 2008 Share Posted November 14, 2008 Oh that Ireland! I think I still own some land there.... Hey, I'll come get it when I finish my potatoes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greenage380 Posted November 14, 2008 Share Posted November 14, 2008 Welsh>English http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=n9uMJovuA_Y Lol at the song i love the end bit now where did my sheep go here sheepy sheepy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stretch. Posted November 14, 2008 Share Posted November 14, 2008 I feel sorry for the welsh cos they're welsh. Nah just kidding. I work for a breakdown company, and man welsh villages are hard to spell. for the americans this is an easy to spell town:llanybydder when you start getting into the -y- it starts getting hard. srsly. Why can't your towns be called like "bob" or somethin? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Straznicy Posted November 14, 2008 Share Posted November 14, 2008 Only the Irish can take the piss out of the Irish, if you do it its f*cking racist and we won't put up with it!! See what 800 years of oppression does to your sense of humour Ireland's the place with all the potatoes right? They seem to think the famines still on. Tis why there's so many in Scotland still. Silly buggers. That post gave me a god laugh Mark. Big Jock knew. Hawd yer weesht. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adamcs Posted November 14, 2008 Share Posted November 14, 2008 Only the Irish can take the piss out of the Irish, if you do it its f*cking racist and we won't put up with it!! See what 800 years of oppression does to your sense of humour Ireland's the place with all the potatoes right? They seem to think the famines still on. Tis why there's so many in Scotland still. Silly buggers. That post gave me a god laugh Mark. Big Jock knew. Big Joe Canoe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
norniron Posted November 14, 2008 Share Posted November 14, 2008 Lol, you're being a bit ironic there don't ya think? You forgot, Northern Ireland is also in the United Kingdom. I know that but generally Northern Irish people like to think of themselves as Irish and wan't nothing to do with Britain. Actully no, i'm just as British as you. Nationalist's would call themseleves Irish i would call myself British/Northern Irish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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