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I feel sorry for Scottish and Welsh people


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Cardiff boy here.

 

 

respect to my Welsh brethren

 

 

 

 

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Also, I work in Bridgend once a month. This suicide thing is bizarre.

 

 

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Ya sheep shaggin bastards!

 

 

"Id rather shag a sheep than an english slag

 

doo daa doo daa

 

 

rather shag a sheep than an english slag

 

 

doo da doo da dey"

 

 

 

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Ya sheep shaggin bastards!

In before 'Whats do you call a sheep tied to a lamp post in Cardiff?' sigh.gif

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Three men are sitting in the maternity ward. One is an Englishman, one a Welshman and the other a Jamaican. Suddenly the doctor comes and says,

 

“Gentlemen, your wives have all had little boys! However in the confusion we may have mixed the babies up. Could you come to the nursery to help us identify them?"

 

The Welshman ran to the nursery, picked up a dark-skinned baby with dreadlocks and said,

 

“This boy is mine.”

 

The surprised doctor said, “But this child looks Jamaican.”

 

“True,” said the Welshman “but there is a fifty fifty chance that one of the others is English, and I’m not taking the risk.”

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Cymru am ennil nice joke btw and im from Abertawe

 

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Bah... English, British, Americans, who gives a f*ck? They all look the same to me.

Heres a quick reference to identify the worlds countrymen,

 

English: Bad teeth, funny accent, drinking tea.

Welsh: Bad accent, sheep on their cock.

American: Ignorant, holding an automatic rifle (its for self-defense wink.gif).

Irish: Drunk, possibly also a leprechaun.

Scottish: Drunk, possibly in a fight.

French: Holding a white flag, onions around the neck.

German: Invading Poland.

Dutch: Stoned, funny accent.

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I admire certain folks from those locales, if not all...

In particular; Paul Chapman is Welsh,

Rockstar North is Scottish, as well as Ronz... BC Rich's long time supporter online.

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Oh yeah, BC Rich and their sweet pointy guitars. icon14.gif

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I get less annoyed at Yanks thinking Britain is England than I do at people thinking "British" is a real identity.

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Im half Welsh half English as i was born here in England but then moved to Wales for the first few years of my life then moved back. Plus my dads side of the family are Welsh all from Pontypridd. But i cant say it bothers me or my dad that much when people say that, just they way it is i suppose.

 

Oh and The Unvirginiser will you not post

 

 

Ya sheep shaggin bastards!

 

You put that idea in my head and do you know how hard it is to type with a erection.

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I get more annoyed by Scottish people dislikling me for being English, I have actually lived in Scotland longer than I lived in England.

 

I never call a Scot "English" though, I would get my head kicked in, Scots are Scots and the Welsh are Welsh etc.

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I just sigh when politicians, especially prime ministers/presidents, refer to the UK as England.

 

Also, can the Welsh and Scottish be nationalist; they're not quite nations. Sure, they're constituent nations, but they're all part o the UKGBNI. I left NI out of this because many people would refer to the island of Ireland as a nation.

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Bah... English, British, Americans, who gives a f*ck? They all look the same to me.

Heres a quick reference to identify the worlds countrymen,

 

English: Bad teeth, funny accent, drinking tea.

Welsh: Bad accent, sheep on their cock.

American: Ignorant, holding an automatic rifle (its for self-defense wink.gif).

Irish: Drunk, possibly also a leprechaun.

Scottish: Drunk, possibly in a fight.

French: Holding a white flag, onions around the neck.

German: Invading Poland.

Dutch: Stoned, funny accent.

Haha I laughed my ass of at the Welsh one xD, Bad Accent, I think it's f*cking brill init.

Init boyo, I feel like starting a welsh topic but i feel tired so I do one tomorrow if no one does it by then or if I can't be bothred

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Oh yeah, BC Rich and their sweet pointy guitars.  icon14.gif

Ronz is an Internet fixture for his love of BCRs, and patronage. In fact, he got his hands on Kerry King's old Mockingbird and did some resto on it. colgate.gif

 

Americans aren't ignorant, BTW cry.gif

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Lol, you're being a bit ironic there don't ya think? You forgot, Northern Ireland is also in the United Kingdom.

I know that but generally Northern Irish people like to think of themselves as Irish and wan't nothing to do with Britain.

No, the Northern Irish like to be known as British, well the protestants anyway.

 

Also N.Ireland is not considered part of G.B which referes to the mainland, but is part of the U.K which a lot of people fail to understand. One time when I was in the US a girl asked me where i was from & I replied ''the U.K'', she then said ''oh so you decided to move to England'' dozingoff.gif & I'll never forget the person who thought the U.K was another name for London

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Lol, you're being a bit ironic there don't ya think? You forgot, Northern Ireland is also in the United Kingdom.

I know that but generally Northern Irish people like to think of themselves as Irish and wan't nothing to do with Britain.

No, the Northern Irish like to be known as British, well the protestants anyway.

 

Also N.Ireland is not considered part of G.B which referes to the mainland, but is part of the U.K which a lot of people fail to understand. One time when I was in the US a girl asked me where i was from & I replied ''the U.K'', she then said ''oh so you decided to move to England'' dozingoff.gif & I'll never forget the person who thought the U.K was another name for London

Dude there are stupid people everywhere, one of my classmates last year (year 11) remarked, "Oh, I thought Canada was in Europe!"

 

P.S. We need a face-palm emoticon.

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Lol, you're being a bit ironic there don't ya think? You forgot, Northern Ireland is also in the United Kingdom.

I know that but generally Northern Irish people like to think of themselves as Irish and wan't nothing to do with Britain.

No, the Northern Irish like to be known as British, well the protestants anyway.

 

Also N.Ireland is not considered part of G.B which referes to the mainland, but is part of the U.K which a lot of people fail to understand. One time when I was in the US a girl asked me where i was from & I replied ''the U.K'', she then said ''oh so you decided to move to England'' dozingoff.gif & I'll never forget the person who thought the U.K was another name for London

Dude there are stupid people everywhere, one of my classmates last year (year 11) remarked, "Oh, I thought Canada was in Europe!"

 

P.S. We need a face-palm emoticon.

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Another welsh hijacker ph34r.gif

 

CYMRU AM BYTH!

 

On topic: Meh, it doesn't annoy me that much.

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What parts are ye from? And I <3 your siggy happy.gif

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Vive La France

I feel sorry for the Welsh because of their ridiculosuly complicated language:

 

Codaf yn gynnar bob dydd.

 

Dwi'n codi'n gynnar bob dydd.

 

Fyddan nhw ddim ond yn cysgu pan fydd angen

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Another welsh hijacker ph34r.gif

 

CYMRU AM BYTH!

 

On topic: Meh, it doesn't annoy me that much.

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What parts are ye from? And I <3 your siggy happy.gif

Caerdydd, DC ph34r.gif

 

Vive: Its not that complicated, just for you foreigners tounge.gif

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Lol, you're being a bit ironic there don't ya think? You forgot, Northern Ireland is also in the United Kingdom.

Northern Ireland is on the island of Ireland, not Great Britain. It is however on the British Isles.

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Cardiff for the win.

 

As I mentioned, my favorite Welshman, Mr. Chapman, excellent axeman with UFO also played with WAYSTED, who are a favorite of those parts.

Fin More ring any bells? He's like the Bon Scott of Wales.

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I love the people trying to be smart-arses about Northern Ireland.

 

F*ck off.

 

btw, Norn Irish peoples.. I'm the reason we have a flag here. smile.gif

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I feel sorry for the Welsh because of their ridiculosuly complicated language:

 

Codaf yn gynnar bob dydd.

 

Dwi'n codi'n gynnar bob dydd.

 

Fyddan nhw ddim ond yn cysgu pan fydd angen

Looks like someone just got on the computer and started typing after a bottle of whiskey.

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I love the people trying to be smart-arses about Northern Ireland.

 

F*ck off.

 

btw, Norn Irish peoples.. I'm the reason we have a flag here. smile.gif

Good man Em, fly the colours!

 

We are British.

 

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