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Get this:

I was playing free mode earlier, but several games I hopped in and out of had options like cops on, blips off, respawn near auto aim allowed and the people in the games were being violent and deathmatchy, people congretating around the airport, being nasty over the mics, sh*t like that.

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So anyway, I didn't get massively worked up about it, start an argument, post a "grrrr!" thread on the Internet or throw things around, I just accepted that these things happen, moved on to games I did like and behaved like a mature adult.

 

 

Mad eh? Has anyone else ever had a similar?

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Celtic_Assasinz

not as weird as some of your posts tounge.gif

 

you may not have made a "gggrrr" thread, but you made a thread, equally as bad imho suicidal.gif

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PSN:FERRARI_3
An opinion you are perfectly entitled to darling.

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john, you are nuttier than a squirrel, more bonkers than conkers, and as funny as a bunny. and that's why this site needs you. and you aren't very mature on this site. in fact, this must be your first not-completely-hilarious post. but you, make a topic? this is outrageous! i will not stand here, and watch this happen!

 

i'm sitting down!

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I may as well share!

 

I was playing an Algonquin level and this guy on my team kept driving over his teammates and trying to blow us up with the Rocket Launcher. People wanted to kick them but I messaged them and told them I thought it was funny. They messaged me back "lol" and quit the game.

 

 

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are they evenly balanced with cold custard inside? if so, yes please!

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There's a guy in the place with a bittersweet face

and he goes by the name of Ebeneezer Goode.

His friends call him "Ezeer" and he is the main geezer

and he'll vibe up the place like no other man could.

He's refined, sublime, he makes you feel fine

though very much maligned and misunderstood.

But if you know "Ezeer" he's a real crowd pleaser

he's ever so good - he's Ebeneezer Goode. tounge2.gif

 

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My name is mud, but call me alowishus devadander abercrombie

That’s long for mud so I’ve been told

Told that by this sonsabitch that lies before me bloated blue and cold

I’ve got my pride, I drink my wine

I’d drink the finest except I haven’t earned a dime in several months

Or were it years

The breath on that fat bastard could bring any man to tears

We had our words, a common spat

So I kissed him upside the cranium with an aluminum baseball bat

My name is mud

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wow MrJohn you are so random! and i love it lol, really entertaining and odd thread. icon14.gif

actually, his starter post is his only sane one to date.

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wow MrJohn you are so random! and i love it lol, really entertaining and odd thread. icon14.gif

you really gotta get out of the house more bro.. try a strip club, maybe cabaret or somewhere, $5 lap dances yewww!! biggrin.gif

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As a fellow Scot that reads the forums once a week, since i saw John posting, he's totally FTW. Funny as f*ck and random happy.gif

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I've yet to have the honour of dicking around liberty city with John, despite being on his buddy list.

 

I blame Jude and Rudy dragging me away to grief people in TDM tounge.gif

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I've yet to have the honour of dicking around liberty city with John, despite being on his buddy list.

 

I blame Jude and Rudy dragging me away to grief people in TDM tounge.gif

I've always got space for a melon, darling, don't worry.

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Whoa, can I rephrase that?

 

What I meant to say was: I've always got space for a melon, SHOVED RIGHT UP MY ASS. YEAH BABY! SCUD IT INTO ME, I'M BONKERS BABY! WOW YEAH! COME ON YOU BIG FRUITY WITCH!

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God, my Mum would be so pissed at me if I hadn't made that amendment.

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Great moment of irritation last night.

 

Free mode

melee weapons

friendly fire off

airport

 

So little chance of death or weapons, other than the rpg from a chopper.

 

Got chasing this racer guy in his Coquette (sp?), he went past the airport terminal and drove up against the building, on the slope at the back of the terminal, where you can glitch hop in to the building. I was in a pickup.

 

God this is descriptive.

 

Anyway, he can't go left or right, it's like a vert half pipe (skateboard reference), only up or down. I stop my truck behind his car as he's stuck on the vert. I get right behind him, jam on the handbrake and rev my engine. He's trying to reverse against me. He's stuck.

 

He starts beeping his horn. A lot. A minute or so of this, being stuck in that position by me and a friend of his walks over with a bat, tries attacking me, only breaks the window. Gives up.

 

Three minutes later, he gets out of the car, tries the bat himself. Also fails. He gets back into the stuck car biggrin.gif and I'm sitting pissing myself laughing, if only he had a mic.

 

FIVE minutes pass, his revving is getting nowhere, I am not giving in, none of his friends have come to help. I keep an eye on the radar for anyone coming at me from the chopper area with an RPG, nope.

 

TEN minutes. I've got a great dual screen feature on my TV, so I can watch TV and keep an eye on GTA at the same time. My fingers are a bit cramped, stuck in that brake/rev position.

 

TWELVE minutes - the guy quits the game! He coulda just walked out, but noooo.

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FUN.

 

 

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Great moment of irritation last night.

 

Free mode

melee weapons

friendly fire off

airport

 

So little chance of death or weapons, other than the rpg from a chopper.

 

Got chasing this racer guy in his Coquette (sp?), he went past the airport terminal and drove up against the building, on the slope at the back of the terminal, where you can glitch hop in to the building. I was in a pickup.

 

God this is descriptive.

 

Anyway, he can't go left or right, it's like a vert half pipe (skateboard reference), only up or down. I stop my truck behind his car as he's stuck on the vert. I get right behind him, jam on the handbrake and rev my engine. He's trying to reverse against me. He's stuck.

 

He starts beeping his horn. A lot. A minute or so of this, being stuck in that position by me and a friend of his walks over with a bat, tries attacking me, only breaks the window. Gives up.

 

Three minutes later, he gets out of the car, tries the bat himself. Also fails. He gets back into the stuck car biggrin.gif and I'm sitting pissing myself laughing, if only he had a mic.

 

FIVE minutes pass, his revving is getting nowhere, I am not giving in, none of his friends have come to help. I keep an eye on the radar for anyone coming at me from the chopper area with an RPG, nope.

 

TEN minutes. I've got a great dual screen feature on my TV, so I can watch TV and keep an eye on GTA at the same time. My fingers are a bit cramped, stuck in that brake/rev position.

 

TWELVE minutes - the guy quits the game! He coulda just walked out, but noooo.

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FUN.

Lol I tend to do this with the Fire Engine due to its sheer bulk.

 

Infact it happened last night (Story Time Kids!):

 

 

I had just jumped in the Fire Engine as some player (Name was Chico or something, more than enough of a reason to grief him tbh) had came round the corner in a Sultan RS. He hopper out and took aim at me (FF was off :S) and fired a few rounds into the drivers bay. I spun the hose and proceeded to keep him thoroughly drenched.

 

After a while I lined up the Fire Truck with him and while he tried to get to his feet I'd run him over. Then I'd begin to soak him again as he came out from under the back of the truck. I'd then reverse and (excusing the pun) rinse and repeat. After a while he died from constantly being knocked around and then after left game after he spawned.

 

 

Good times.

 

 

 

 

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I met a cool bunch of guys yesterday, we were bored racing, most of us were on mics, so we flew across town, got a fire engine each then headed back to the airport to race them.

 

Two randoms spawned into the game, started attacking us, so all four of us dealt with them. Poor sods kept coming back, getting hosed, getting shot. Loads of other comedy moments occurred when one of the guys ditched his engine in favour of a chopper and kept 'blading randoms. Absolutely hilarious.

 

Eventually it turned into a deathmatch with more n00bs arriving and trying to attack, but with four of us working together, I didn't die once in the whole hour I was in that free mode session!

 

Great fun.

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