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I cut my scrotum!


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Jesus f*cking christ. Is he/she/it (depending on what happened to said scrotum) still alive?

 

Pray tell why the hell you were using an eletric shaver down there?? cry.gif

 

Use BLUNT scissors. Jesus.

 

This topic gave me a few laughs. I'd see a doctor even if it's all in order just to be safe bored.gif

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Juice By Kayla Marie

Now you're saying stupid girlfriend? what did she do cut it for you ?lmao

 

Also, I'll start the Debate.

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Now you're saying stupid girlfriend? what did she do cut it for you ?lmao

 

Also, I'll start the Debate.

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My girlfriend told me to shave.

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Good lord... You found a napkin to cover it up?  Where the hell are you?  There are no band-aid's? Gauze? Anything other than a NAPKIN?

 

This topic should be changed into a poll about whether shaving is good or bad in the nether region and we can all debate.

Sounds like a great idea since the flag is all the way up, now.

 

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She told you to shave? Why? So she could find it? Or so she could more easily imagine a larger size?

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Also, I'll start the Debate.

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That just put a horrible image into my head.... cryani.gif

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Good lord... You found a napkin to cover it up?  Where the hell are you?  There are no band-aid's? Gauze? Anything other than a NAPKIN?

 

This topic should be changed into a poll about whether shaving is good or bad in the nether region and we can all debate.

Sounds like a great idea since the flag is all the way up, now.

 

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She told you to shave? Why? So she could find it? Or so she could more easily imagine a larger size?

I dont know, she was like why dont you shave down there like i did.

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If your girlfriend makes you shave it, then it's time to ditch her.

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Now you're saying stupid girlfriend? what did she do cut it for you ?lmao

 

Also, I'll start the Debate.

Shaving Is good.  icon14.gif  icon14.gif  icon14.gif

My girlfriend told me to shave.

Be the man in the relationship and say hell no!

 

A man's balls are a man's balls and nobody comes between you and your pecker's twins.

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Juice By Kayla Marie
Now you're saying stupid girlfriend? what did she do cut it for you ?lmao

 

Also, I'll start the Debate.

Shaving Is good.  icon14.gif  icon14.gif  icon14.gif

My girlfriend told me to shave.

Well, If you don't know how to f*cking shave don't do it. simple as that. you could have even googled it i'm sure..

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If your girlfriend makes you shave it, then it's time to ditch her.

 

And slap her with your detached testicles.

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Now you're saying stupid girlfriend? what did she do cut it for you ?lmao

 

Also, I'll start the Debate.

Shaving Is good.  icon14.gif  icon14.gif  icon14.gif

My girlfriend told me to shave.

Be the man in the relationship and say hell no!

 

A man's ball are a man's balls and nobody comes between you and your pecker's twins.

Ya i was thinking about that as my balls were bleeding.

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HolyGrenadeFrenzy

Like I said,"He is raising the flag on us."

Why would i lie about something like this? As you might see im a serious guy.

Well, if that is the case then I feel for your nuts for however long they have.

 

So, is this GF of yours get you to do all kinds of stuff that seem off to the majority or is she just going along with your own fetishes?

 

Don't get me wrong....to each there own.

 

"...no, no, no....They like the cushion...." But yours must not be so keen on the cushion, eh?

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Shaving FTW. icon14.gif Big bushes of hair down there is just gross. If not shaving, certainly dedicated trimming.

 

 

Plus if you're going to be doing anything of the oral variety, you don't want to get that stuff in your mouth. It's like common courtesy. biggrin.gif

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Like I said,"He is raising the flag on us."

Why would i lie about something like this? As you might see im a serious guy.

Well, if that is the case then I feel for your nuts for however long they have.

 

So, is this GF of yours get you to do all kinds of stuff that seem off to the majority or is she just going along with your own fetishes?

 

Don't get me wrong....to each there own.

 

"...no, no, no....They like the cushion...." But yours must not be so keen on the cushion, eh?

I guess not. Oh well girls are so mysterious they dont even know what they want just ask Kayla.

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Omg i was shaving...in the place and i was getting closer to the scrotum and i hit it with a electrical shaver and now its bleeding! wow.gif Any suggestions?

amputate.

 

it's a lost cause now...

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Juice By Kayla Marie

Yeah, Shaving FTW. Us Wisconsin people know what we're talking about..

 

Btw, I know what I want,AC

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I guess not. Oh well girls are so mysterious they dont even know what they want just ask Kayla.

You are not in any position to inform me about such things.....You are still in college.

 

I would never assume to fully understand what anybody things on any such matter yet women often do live by a different set of methods and what barely passes for rules accordingly. Sure, it is often fair or not but that is ok because that is all apart of the beauty of life.

 

Besides, every woman want the same thing. You can ask, because I actually know what it is and so do any who have read the great riddles of King Author and his Knights.

 

Seriously, they may have other goals but every woman only wants one thing in a partner......and that is where the real challenge is.

 

Try me, on the question of what that thing is, why don't you?

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...wow

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..I mean, wow! lol

 

ohh, and it climbed 6 while I wrote this =O

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I guess not. Oh well girls are so mysterious they dont even know what they want just ask Kayla.

You are not in any position to inform me about such things.....You are still in college.

 

I would never assume to fully understand what anybody things on any such matter yet women often do live by a different set of methods and what barely passes for rules accordingly. Sure, it is often fair or not but that is ok because that is all apart of the beauty of life.

 

Besides, every woman want the same thing. You can ask, because I actually know what it is and so do any who have read the great riddles of King Author and his Knights.

 

Seriously, they may have other goals but every woman only wants one thing in a partner......and that is where the real challenge is.

 

Try me, on the question of what that thing is, why don't you?

Wow youre hilarious lol.gif Why so serious?

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Btw, I know what I want,AC

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Oh yea and shaving is totally not worth it. Trimming FTW

..ech, just the thought of how slicing that open would feel made me cringe! lol

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It's amazing how many people are terrified of public hair. You people actually go through all this trouble? f*cking hell.

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Yknow what, my pubic hair isn't too much of a bother for me. But the other hairs, like just below the balls or god forbid ones I just won't mention.

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ass hair is what make you a man. That and hair on your feet.

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lol.gif INAPPROPIATE YOUNG MAN!

 

AC = A Cum icon14.gif I think

AC= AC DC and Angus Young

Nikola Tesla would be dismayed at the origins of all of this, without any credit going his way for Alternating Current.

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