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I cut my scrotum!


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Juice By Kayla Marie
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How old are you... Why would you call your mom?

Does age really matter in this situation? Im kinda bleeding and it looks like im having a f*cking period and you guys are making jokes.

How is this not funny? I thought I was seeing something when I read "I cut my scrotum!" I had to re-read it... and even check if it was gtaf. lol

Well if you have your bloody period Go get a tampax then!

 

Honestly, Go to the damn doctor if it's THAT bad.

If you don't know how to shave, don't fukin' shave.

now call your mom and tell her! LOL

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corvettelover

..yeah this is actually funny, why GTA forums of all places?? seriously, how old are you?

 

but I agree with all other people: GO TO THE DOCTORS, INFECTION = NOT GOOD! lol

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Juice By Kayla Marie

Well, if you don't want to hear go to the doctor go wrap it up and a damn bandaid. What else do you want to hear? Lick it? go get your mom to.. suicidal.gif Make sure you get that tampax too!

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corvettelover
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How old are you... Why would you call your mom?

Does age really matter in this situation? Im kinda bleeding and it looks like im having a f*cking period and you guys are making jokes.

How is this not funny? I thought I was seeing something when I read "I cut my scrotum!" I had to re-read it... and even check if it was gtaf. lol

Well if you have your bloody period Go get a tampax then!

 

Honestly, Go to the damn doctor if it's THAT bad.

If you don't know how to shave, don't fukin' shave.

now call your mom and tell her! LOL

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Well, if you don't want to hear go to the doctor go wrap it up and a damn bandaid. What else do you want to hear? Lick it? go get your mom to.. suicidal.gif Make sure you get that tampax too!

Whats with you and my mom? Is there something want to tell to all the members of GTAforums?

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What more can we do for you then make jokes? Have to admit it seems like a set up for comedy. I would see a professional about such a matter, not a forum for gaming! wow.gifcry.gif

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I seriously doubt it's actually cut all the way through so i really wouldn't worry, If it has just get a needle and sew it together.

Oh and it's not called a scrotum it's called a ball sack.

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Well, if you don't want to hear go to the doctor go wrap it up and a damn bandaid. What else do you want to hear? Lick it? go get your mom to..  suicidal.gif  Make sure you get that tampax too!

Whats with you and my mom? Is there something want to tell to all the members of GTAforums?

Yeah, the are both women and can spot some male behaving like an idiot from a distance. icon14.gif

 

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Juice By Kayla Marie

 

What does being circumsized have to do with your scrotum? And no im not lieing, id rather ask you guys then call up my mom and be like "hey mom guess what i did today"

THAT Is what is up with me and your mom, besides our noon quickie.

 

Maybe since you act like you literally cut it off, maybe you should record it and put it in the pain olympics.. By the sound of you doubt you'd make much use of it anyway.

 

Btw, Holy, Nice Avatar! icon14.gificon14.gif

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What more can we do for you then make jokes? Have to admit it seems like a set up for comedy. I would see a professional about such a matter, not a forum for gaming! wow.gifcry.gif

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but yeah, go to the damn doctors if you cut it through, I would anyways because you really don't want a infection down there lol.gif

 

 

(off topic, what the hell is this: orly.gif ? lol)

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What does being circumsized have to do with your scrotum? And no im not lieing, id rather ask you guys then call up my mom and be like "hey mom guess what i did today"

THAT Is what is up with me and your mom, besides our noon quickie.

 

Maybe since you act like you literally cut it off, maybe you should record it and put it in the pain olympics.. By the sound of you doubt you'd make much use of it anyway.

How old are you? Just asking because I can see the imaturity youre showing

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Seriously go to the doctors right now because it might start to get infected then it will go all funny then YOUR PENIS WILL DROP OFF LEAVING YOU ONLY WITH AN INFECTED SCROTUM AND A HEAD FULL OF REGRETS.

 

 

I'm deadly serious. The doctor may just laugh at your stupidity though.

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What does being circumsized have to do with your scrotum? And no im not lieing, id rather ask you guys then call up my mom and be like "hey mom guess what i did today"

THAT Is what is up with me and your mom, besides our noon quickie.

 

Maybe since you act like you literally cut it off, maybe you should record it and put it in the pain olympics.. By the sound of you doubt you'd make much use of it anyway.

 

Btw, Holy, Nice Avatar! icon14.gificon14.gif

HAHAHHA, that is really true! cookie.gificon14.gifcookie.gificon14.gif

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What does being circumsized have to do with your scrotum? And no im not lieing, id rather ask you guys then call up my mom and be like "hey mom guess what i did today"

THAT Is what is up with me and your mom, besides our noon quickie.

 

Maybe since you act like you literally cut it off, maybe you should record it and put it in the pain olympics.. By the sound of you doubt you'd make much use of it anyway.

How old are you? Just asking because I can see the imaturity youre showing

In the time it took you to write that you could have actually looked on her profile and found out.

She's 16.

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corvettelover

@Slamman, lol, okay, to me it looks like a deformed blow-up doll (the mouth) or something lol

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What does being circumsized have to do with your scrotum? And no im not lieing, id rather ask you guys then call up my mom and be like "hey mom guess what i did today"

THAT Is what is up with me and your mom, besides our noon quickie.

 

Maybe since you act like you literally cut it off, maybe you should record it and put it in the pain olympics.. By the sound of you doubt you'd make much use of it anyway.

How old are you? Just asking because I can see the imaturity youre showing

In the time it took you to write that you could have actually looked on her profile and found out.

She's 16.

Ahhh i see and im in my second year of university.

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OT, CL, I didn't know what it was except an owl, so I thought it was representing something as an inside joke or inside information.... a mention in a post that two members might know but others wouldn't.

That was my initial impression of it.

 

As far as shaving your pubes, you need to know what the heck your doing down there!! Sensitive Equipment Ahead.. biggrin.gif

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What does being circumsized have to do with your scrotum? And no im not lieing, id rather ask you guys then call up my mom and be like "hey mom guess what i did today"

THAT Is what is up with me and your mom, besides our noon quickie.

 

Maybe since you act like you literally cut it off, maybe you should record it and put it in the pain olympics.. By the sound of you doubt you'd make much use of it anyway.

How old are you? Just asking because I can see the imaturity youre showing

In the time it took you to write that you could have actually looked on her profile and found out.

She's 16.

Ahhh i see and im in my second year of university.

and you don't know what circumcision is?

god help you.

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corvettelover

..so Mr. Scrotum cutter, did you get it all sorted out, are you going to the doctors or letting it rott and sh*t? lol

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What does being circumsized have to do with your scrotum? And no im not lieing, id rather ask you guys then call up my mom and be like "hey mom guess what i did today"

THAT Is what is up with me and your mom, besides our noon quickie.

 

Maybe since you act like you literally cut it off, maybe you should record it and put it in the pain olympics.. By the sound of you doubt you'd make much use of it anyway.

How old are you? Just asking because I can see the imaturity youre showing

In the time it took you to write that you could have actually looked on her profile and found out.

She's 16.

Ahhh i see and im in my second year of university.

and you don't know what circumcision is?

god help you.

Where did you get the idea that i dont know what circumcision is?

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What does being circumsized have to do with your scrotum? And no im not lieing, id rather ask you guys then call up my mom and be like "hey mom guess what i did today"

THAT Is what is up with me and your mom, besides our noon quickie.

 

Maybe since you act like you literally cut it off, maybe you should record it and put it in the pain olympics.. By the sound of you doubt you'd make much use of it anyway.

How old are you? Just asking because I can see the imaturity youre showing

In the time it took you to write that you could have actually looked on her profile and found out.

She's 16.

Ahhh i see and im in my second year of university.

and you don't know what circumcision is?

god help you.

Where did you get the idea that i dont know what circumcision is?

oh wait wrong guy.

 

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..so Mr. Scrotum cutter, did you get it all sorted out, are you going to the doctors or letting it rott and sh*t? lol

I found a napkin and covered it up, hopefully it will stop the bleeding. Has anyone else ever done this before?

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corvettelover

What does being circumsized have to do with your scrotum? And no im not lieing, id rather ask you guys then call up my mom and be like "hey mom guess what i did today"

THAT Is what is up with me and your mom, besides our noon quickie.

 

Maybe since you act like you literally cut it off, maybe you should record it and put it in the pain olympics.. By the sound of you doubt you'd make much use of it anyway.

How old are you? Just asking because I can see the imaturity youre showing

In the time it took you to write that you could have actually looked on her profile and found out.

She's 16.

Ahhh i see and im in my second year of university.

and you don't know what circumcision is?

god help you.

Where did you get the idea that i dont know what circumcision is?

oh wait wrong guy.

..I am assuming that was aimed at me, I already said, I was thinking wrong because I was/am tired and I was thinking of forskin, I would hope they wouldn't cut your Scrotum off! lol

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Juice By Kayla Marie

I'm Sixteen,. Obviously I'm not being completely serious in what I am saying. Any idiot can see that.. A Napkin? why don't you f*cking gauze that bitch?

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..so Mr. Scrotum cutter, did you get it all sorted out, are you going to the doctors or letting it rott and sh*t? lol

I found a napkin and covered it up, hopefully it will stop the bleeding. Has anyone else ever done this before?

Go to the f*cking doctor!

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