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I cut my scrotum!


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Omg i was shaving...in the place and i was getting closer to the scrotum and i hit it with a electrical shaver and now its bleeding! wow.gif Any suggestions?

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Omg i was shaving...in the place and i was getting closer to the scrotum and i hit it with a electrical shaver and now its bleeding! wow.gif Any suggestions?

Uh, get a towel and apply pressure.

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Did your mom tell you about the time he shaved his legs and wrecked'em?

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Taste Of Chaos

Lmao I love this place.

 

Can you stick your finger in it? If you can you might be able to audition for a Japanese porn film.

 

Seriously though, plaster it up. And make sure you don't wank for a week or so.

Opportunity knocks once in a lifetime, temptation will lean on the doorbell.
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Can you stick your finger in it? If you can you might be able to audition for a Japanese porn film.

Doesn't it have to be two holes to make it in?

 

Ummm, call a doctor?

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should i use alchohol?

No retard, that will burn like f*ck. Use hydrogen peroxide.

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should i use alchohol?

No retard, that will burn like f*ck. Use hydrogen peroxide.

exactly.

 

you laugh, you lose.

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This is exactly why shaving your genitals is stupid.

Yeah but if you remove the brush the tree looks massive.

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should i use alchohol?

Absolutely and then run into the ER with your pants down!

 

Get a close friend to get it on tape and then give the mods and admins the vid to clean up edit for veiwing on the forums. icon14.gif

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This is exactly why shaving your genitals is stupid.

Yeah but if you remove the brush the tree looks massive.

Maybe if it's small in the first place.

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This is exactly why shaving your genitals is stupid.

Yeah but if you remove the brush the tree looks massive.

Maybe if it's small in the first place.

"...It looks like it is being choked in there.."

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..uhh, I think this guy is lying dozingoff.gif , why the hell would you go on this site to ask for help because you cut your scrotum?

 

well, you can tell your doctor:

 

"I cut my scrotum shaving!"

"well, why didn't you come to me sooner?"

"I thought those people on GTA forums could help me fix it myself!"

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HolyGrenadeFrenzy

 

..uhh, I think this guy is lying  dozingoff.gif , why the hell would you go on this site to ask for help because you cut your scrotum?

 

(btw, I cannot help you as 1. I am not stupid enough to -accidentally- cut my scrotum, 2. I am circumsized so I also cannot help you)

And what, pray tell, does circumcision have to do with the scrotum?

 

Nothing, that is what. Go and study some anatomy, guy.

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..uhh, I think this guy is lying dozingoff.gif , why the hell would you go on this site to ask for help because you cut your scrotum?

 

 

(btw, I cannot help you as 1. I am not stupid enough to -accidentally- cut my scrotum, 2. I am circumsized so I also cannot help you)

What does being circumsized have to do with your scrotum? And no im not lieing, id rather ask you guys then call up my mom and be like "hey mom guess what i did today"

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corvettelover

 

..uhh, I think this guy is lying  dozingoff.gif , why the hell would you go on this site to ask for help because you cut your scrotum?

 

(btw, I cannot help you as 1. I am not stupid enough to -accidentally- cut my scrotum, 2. I am circumsized so I also cannot help you)

And what, pray tell, does circumcision have to do with the scrotum?

 

Nothing, that is what. Go and study some anatomy, guy.

...haha, I know, I am tired and I miss read it lol.gif I was thinking of foreskin, not scrotum lol.gif

 

..and to help you, I honestly would go to the doctors, what if it gets infected? that would suck really hard!

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Apparently in some countries circumsicion entails removing the scrotum...

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... The same thing you do with any cut I think.

 

First of all, the f*ck are you doing with a manual razor neat your genitals?

 

Hell, ANYTHING near your genitals?

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..uhh, I think this guy is lying  dozingoff.gif , why the hell would you go on this site to ask for help because you cut your scrotum?

 

(btw, I cannot help you as 1. I am not stupid enough to -accidentally- cut my scrotum, 2. I am circumsized so I also cannot help you)

And what, pray tell, does circumcision have to do with the scrotum?

 

Nothing, that is what. Go and study some anatomy, guy.

...haha, I know, I am tired and I miss read it lol.gif I was thinking of foreskin, not scrotum lol.gif

I keep mine in a jar on my windowsill.

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Apparently in some countries circumsicion entails removing the scrotum...

yeah, I am stupid sometimes, it is getting late where I am and I was up all night studying for a test so I am kinda stupid at the moment tounge.gif

if you people noticed, I edited my post like a couple seconds after I posted it, lol

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What does being circumsized have to do with your scrotum? And no im not lieing, id rather ask you guys then call up my mom and be like "hey mom guess what i did today"

I beat you to the question. And why are you still here and not at the Emergency Room?

 

You realize what happens if you get an infection in that place, right?

 

Seriously, if there is a hole in your scrotum then you need a doctor NOW!

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Shaving = icon14.gif

How old are you... Why would you call your mom?

Does age really matter in this situation? Im kinda bleeding and it looks like im having a f*cking period and you guys are making jokes.

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Shaving =  icon14.gif

How old are you... Why would you call your mom?

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(I really hope the guy is not like in his 20's or 30's though, that would be just sad lol)

and on topic: GO TO THE GODDAMN EMERGENCY ROOM DUMBASS!

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