Hatton22 Posted November 12, 2008 Share Posted November 12, 2008 the idea of this topic is supposed to be used so you can tell us of a time where you did somthing really stupid or you seen someone being the biggest noob you have ever seen online lol. cant wait to hear your stories lol. peace, One Love EDIT : NOOOOOOOOOOOOO I spelled stories wrong in the title lol No0b Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stealthboy50 Posted November 12, 2008 Share Posted November 12, 2008 edit: woops misread it, sorry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sam33 Posted November 12, 2008 Share Posted November 12, 2008 A bloke shot 8 rockets at me and missed every time. I was on foot on the other side of the road lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrJohn666 Posted November 12, 2008 Share Posted November 12, 2008 My first ten posts on this site were met with n00b-esque scorn by people who had read the sort of thing I was asking before. For in the game - anyone who singles me out, chases me around and gets killed everytime they confront me. This happens a lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ihasamelon Posted November 12, 2008 Share Posted November 12, 2008 I found some player RPing as a cop. He was jus driving about like a ped an ting in alderney was on the floor when I smashed the car infront of his cop car with a bat and he put his sirens on. I then went an smash his side window and he got out, before he could get his shotgun out I beasted him with the bat. His name were Revolox I got countless stories of bumbaclots in liberty, too many to tell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatton22 Posted November 12, 2008 Author Share Posted November 12, 2008 lol ya mon i hear ya over der. people Rplaying as cops mon. i just chill by teh homebrew cafe and if anyone disses the homebrew cafe or shoots it they pay. man stupid no0bs mon if ya want to kill people join a deathmatch. i reckon that headsets only for free mode peace, one love Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B1ZZYD Posted November 12, 2008 Share Posted November 12, 2008 why are you spelling lke a jackass? MON Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beavis Posted November 12, 2008 Share Posted November 12, 2008 He's faking Jamaican. Can catch onto you if you watch a lot of reggae movies and reggae music. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furtanken Posted November 13, 2008 Share Posted November 13, 2008 America's President for the last 8 years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrJohn666 Posted November 13, 2008 Share Posted November 13, 2008 Last night: Went into freemode, some guy (light blue blip) starts attacking me in a chopper. I get to the choppers, grab an RPG and blow him up, then I notice a peachy orange blip coming at me on my blind side, so spin round and blow him up in his car. Peachy sends me a message, title only so I can see it on my screen: "WTH a**hole" . I think it means "what the hell - bottom entrance", but I haven't got time to check/reply, because light blue is coming for me again. Peachy is clearly upset, because I shot him. Boo hoo. Then he sends me another message which is so funny, I will take it to my grave, here, edited for content, is his next message: "FU Nazi N*gg*r" Now, I'm no expert, but isn't that something of an oxymoron? This guy is a n00b to the English language and basic irony. I messaged him back because I got disconnected and was moved to make friends with him. I want to hang out and play twister with this guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prfctpersistent Posted November 14, 2008 Share Posted November 14, 2008 In free mode one day I was just hanging out not griefing or killing anybody just ripping down the streets of Algonquin in my infernus next thing you know some guys following me literally just tailgating me in his car he stayed with me through out the damn city. So I decide to go and grab myself a heli hes thinking I'm just going somewhere else to drive and then I grab it before he sees it and I fly away. So then I'm flying enjoying myself next thing I know I see that same blue little blip on my radar speeding towards me in a heli too so I take off and just fly around for a bit trying to shake him hes still on me so I find an extremely low bridge and take the chance diving down and I make it I look back so see my little stalker tangled up in cars and poles . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugef1 Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 One of those little kids once started insulting everyone without any provocation, THEN had the cheek to ask for a lift. Feeling charitable I picked him up in a chopper, flew out to sea as far as I could (with him screaming at me) then I left the game. As far as I know he's still swimming Another whiny bitchy kid, was in DEATHMATCH asking people not to shoot him. Big mistake. I think he must have died about 50 times that evening. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prfctpersistent Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 Another whiny bitchy kid, was in DEATHMATCH asking people not to shoot him. Big mistake. I think he must have died about 50 times that evening. lol at that one its a deathmatch youre supposed to shoot! great stories Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugef1 Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 He kept on saying that he should be "allowed not to die". Having said that, he did sound about 7 years old, so meh. Maybe he's a slow learner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrJohn666 Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 Some guy online let his very young son with the headset on play when I was on a week ago or something. Kid just kept shouting "hello" over and over and wanting to play. He must have been three or four! Everyone just stopped being violent and kept away from him. It was like that bit in Kill Bill when Vivica Fox's daughter walks in! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugef1 Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 lol... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ihasamelon Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 Some guy online let his very young son with the headset on play when I was on a week ago or something. Kid just kept shouting "hello" over and over and wanting to play. He must have been three or four! Everyone just stopped being violent and kept away from him. It was like that bit in Kill Bill when Vivica Fox's daughter walks in! The father should be shot for letting his 4 year old near GTA. Sorry but that's just not right Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Celtic_Assasinz Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 just take a look at some of the threads over the past month or so. There;s alot of noobs to laugh at there. Only one I can remember is last week. I played BDB2 for the first time in months. After some douche landed the helictoper on the docks, I jumped in flew it to the bridge of the ship and tried to jump out. I died in the process but the funny thing was. I then respawned and ran chaotically into the ship killing all AI enemies in my site. I die and so did my friend who was playing. So coz I had died and also my friend who was on headset. We were both watching the 2 other guys. My crashed helictoper had blocked their path, instead of jumping onto the crates and going round, or even going the long way around they kept jumping repeatedly to try and get over the helicopter. It just looked hilarious, 2 douchebag noobs. I had 39 kills and used my 3 lives, they didn;t even have 10 kills between them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupYoImJez Posted December 7, 2008 Share Posted December 7, 2008 the idea of this topic is supposed to be used so you can tell us of a time where you did somthing really stupid or you seen someone being the biggest noob you have ever seen online lol. cant wait to hear your stories lol. peace, One Love EDIT : NOOOOOOOOOOOOO I spelled stories wrong in the title lol No0b Yeh i remeber one time But it wasnt on GTA 4 it was on COD 4... but any who i had shot this guy ...what on heavens the gun was i dunno but he then went onto last stand so i hid round corner then... GOT ME RPG OUT and shot him on last stand lol noob just to take the mick lol great Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jacemc Posted December 7, 2008 Share Posted December 7, 2008 I once outran an infernus in a faggio. Some prick was trying to kill me in FM while I looked for a Sanchez. Turns out I didn't need to worry, he was the worst driver I'd ever seen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSpankerDom Posted December 8, 2008 Share Posted December 8, 2008 There was this guy spamming on the mic in DM. I swear he was a crackhead, he just would stop talking. He was talking fast as f*ck too. Then he keeps getting killed by the same guy. he goes on and on about how the guy sucks, he would own him in a knife fight, so they knife fight and he wins. Then for the rest of the game he is like im the best an sh*t. sounded like he was dealing crack in the ghetto the whole time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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