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Best Birthday Gift


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It was my friend's girlfriend birthday today, and we all went to his house to celebrate. Lunch, some drinks and a few rounds of kareoke. Then, after all the festivities, some of our friends distracted the celebrant and we prepared to give her the best birthday gift we could give.

 

So as she watched, we started to sing while my friend (the boyfriend) went to her with a strategically placed box. She opened it.

 

It was so hilarious! haha.

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So did he actually do the dick in the box trick, or is this an elaborate way to post a youtube video?

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So did he actually do the dick in the box trick, or is this an elaborate way to post a youtube video?

No, he didn't do the dick in a box trick. tounge.gif it was her birthday cake.

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So did he actually do the dick in the box trick, or is this an elaborate way to post a youtube video?

No, he didn't do the dick in a box trick. tounge.gif it was her birthday cake.

Wow, that's f*cking lame. Next.

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The best gift I ever gave was when I got myself that thing I really wanted that year, which was a trip to California for a month. BEST f*ckING GIFT EVER.

 

Thanks Imi <3.

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Wow GTAF, I'm surprised that no one has said 'surprise goatse' yet. sarcasm.gif

Only a pubescent git would say that.

 

 

Wait, but you just did....

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He's ruined the surprise now anyway Girishb!

 

Best birthday gift I’ve had was when the local village bike decided that at 15 I was too old never to have felt the warmth of a woman.

Christ, I hadn't felt that good since watching tapes of Archie Gemmill scoring against Holland in 1978.

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dick in a cake.

How did the recipient take it? sly.gif

...with cum-filled hands.

Or was it frosting?? The mysteries of old..

 

Anyway I can't really say what my best Birthday gift was. haven't really gotten much.

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A completely emptied out roller-skate stadium, some hockey gloves, 10 guys i know well, and upbeat techno music playing in the background (it was the best moment in my life lol.gif )

 

I once gave my ex-chick a dildo disguised in flowers, she's been my ex eversince so that was $10 down the drain (well down something i can't see into lol.gif )

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