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What is Santa bringing you this year?


Whetstone
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Hopefully not a sexually transmitted disease, the slippery rascal.

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Its still over a month and a half till Christmas, don't mention that word yet.

Yeah, but its nice to plan ahead wink.gif

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Santa Claus isn't real.

 

 

There, I said it. Now all the kiddies can go and cry.

Guess whos getting a big f*ckin' chunk of coal this year!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Nobody, because Santa Claus isnt real.

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Vive La France

I remember some Jackass making a topic last year about Santa's existence.

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Santa Claus isn't real.

 

 

There, I said it. Now all the kiddies can go and cry.

 

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Guess who's coming to your house on Christmas Eve devil.gif

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Oh god, thats one of the thing that you shouldn't find funny bit it so is.

 

I'm hoping to find RB2 under my tree, but I'm in Ireland for Christmas so will probably getting just before.

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nutin'!  cryani.gif

Go play with your dreidel and eat some gelt, kid.

 

I don't celebrate xmas. I will, however, be celebrating an early Jol with friends.

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sit on my lap when you tell me what you want and bounce on my knee!

I want clothes, money, new phone.

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Hopefully, santa will go to our house, and leave my class card there, full of A+ grades. THEN, I can be happy. icon14.gif

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sit on my lap when you tell me what you want and bounce on my knee!

I want clothes, money, new phone.

You're a little insane eh?

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nutin'!  cryani.gif

How about a dictionary? icon14.gif

How 'bout blowing urself a hors?

 

I used to rights meself governmental transcript documents for a livin' tounge2.gif

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Christmas, like my birthday, is something I have grown to find very tiresome.

After a while you really stop caring about what people are going to get you. It's just the same thing over and over, you spend money on trinkets and keepsakes. All meaningless, all horribly futile.

Want to know what Santa has in his sack? Here's a clue: It's black, it stinks of death and it won't stop barking.

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Christmas, like my birthday, is something I have grown to find very tiresome.

After a while you really stop caring about what people are going to get you. It's just the same thing over and over, you spend money on trinkets and keepsakes. All meaningless, all horribly futile.

I'd probably buy you a gun.

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nutin'!  cryani.gif

How about a dictionary? icon14.gif

How 'bout blowing urself a hors?

 

I used to rights meself governmental transcript documents for a livin' tounge2.gif

dontgetit.gif But.....but.....I don't want to blow a horse. Or some Whores for that matter.

 

I think I know why that used to be your job.

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The fat bastard is bringing me whatever I feel like paying for this year. I gotta get my sister something too though, probably buy her a wii, she's been wanting one.

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He's bringing me nothing but one of those annoying family dinners which I hate. Everyone sits doing their best to be merry but no one quite seems to know what they're supposed to be celebrating, everything seems so forced. And if I hear the words, baby Jesus!.. I tell you.. Argh! He'd huff his little baby mitts off if he knew what I got up to on Christman night!

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He's bringing me nothing but one of those annoying family dinners which I hate. Everyone sits doing their best to be merry but no one quite seems to know what they're supposed to be celebrating, everything seems so forced. And if I hear the words, baby Jesus!.. I tell you.. Argh! He'd huff his little baby mitts off if he knew what I got up to on Christman night!

Sounds exactly like my xmas!!

 

So yeah, what he said.

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80g Ipod, Sony DVD cam-corder, Wii, 360 games, Alienware PC, and lots of clothes.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

sad.gif none of it's true

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I'm getting a lump of coal and an ass-whooping for coming back drunk at 5:30 and interrupting him sad.gif
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