(LIVING WITH MY PARENTS) Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 One time a light fitting fell off the ceiling and hit me on the head and knocked me out. What about you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taste Of Chaos Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 I passed out at a party last week if that counts? And I got hit with a baseball bat when I was 9ish. Apparently I was out cold for a while then. But I can't remember much of the day. I bet alot of people who have won't really remember it. Opportunity knocks once in a lifetime, temptation will lean on the doorbell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(LIVING WITH MY PARENTS) Posted November 11, 2008 Author Share Posted November 11, 2008 I got passed around at a party last week if that counts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taste Of Chaos Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 Rofl.. Asshole. Talking from a bad experience are we? Opportunity knocks once in a lifetime, temptation will lean on the doorbell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(LIVING WITH MY PARENTS) Posted November 11, 2008 Author Share Posted November 11, 2008 Ruffed up my Asshole. Really was a bad experience for me? That's terrible BTW sleep and intoxicants do not count as proper knockouts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister Pink Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 A few times when I was very foolish, irresponsible and I thought I was invincable. We used to get down on our hunkers, breath heavily in and out until we felt dizzy the one of us would blow a joint into to others mouth (a blowback) then rise up, hold breath whilst being grabbed at the neck until you get knocked out. It was always mental waking up and for a few seconds you wonder what the f*ck happened and everyone is looking down at you laughing. We used to do it on pills too. Don't ever try that. It's very stupid. MOVING LIKE BERNIE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BloodOcean Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 Back in High school, I played football (not soccer) and I was the the full back position. I got the ball, ran through the middle of the line, and got absolutely drilled by a linebacker. I got knocked out, and he actually hit me so hard I pee'd a little. That sucked. I spent the next two days in bed throwing up with a severe headache. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Titanfan Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 I have never been knocked out before but I been hit to where my I eyes would drift off every time I looked straight, playing rugby. I guess that is more on the level of being concussed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(LIVING WITH MY PARENTS) Posted November 11, 2008 Author Share Posted November 11, 2008 Back in High school, I played football (not soccer) and I was having sex with my dad in the full back position. I got his balls, ran them through the middle of my mouth, and then got absolutely drilled by my uncle who was a linebacker. I got knocked out, and he actually f*cked me so hard I pee'd a little. That sucked. I spent the next two days in bed getting f*cked by my dad and it sucked cos I had a severe headache. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juice By Kayla Marie Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 I've from drinking a few times... In 3rd grade I was prating my gymnastics on the uneven bars and some kids were playing soccer in there since the gym was HUGE.. Anyway, just as i was going to practice a move where you sit on top of the bar, fall backwards [no hands obviously] and do a backflip and land... I got hit in the head with a soccer ball. :| hurt my back pretty bad.. and during a conference a while back.. I managed to fracture my back.. was out for a while that time too. I have bad luck with my back.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anuj Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 One time a metal dildo fell through ceiling and hit me on the head while I was jerking it to Prussian Blue and knocked me out.What about you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
(LIVING WITH MY PARENTS) Posted November 11, 2008 Author Share Posted November 11, 2008 One time a metal dildo fell through ceiling and hit me on the head while I was jerking it to Prussian Blue and knocked me out.What about you? It sucked real bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gamernotnerd Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 One time a metal dildo fell through ceiling and hit me on the head while I was jerking it to Prussian Blue and knocked me out.What about you? It sucked real bad. So do you. I asked your dad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moonshield Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 Never been fully knocked out, but I've definitely had my head rattled around pretty well playing football. You know that feeling when you get hit pretty hard, and you can practically feel your brain swashing around in your head? Minor concussions are pretty exhilarating, to be honest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beavis Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 My younger brother got so mad at me, he lashed me in the head with the red Duncan yoyo you see below a couple of years ago. Was out cold for a couple of seconds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autotheftisgrand Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 I joined a frat in our school. 3 of them (all my bestfriends) jumped me for about 5 seconds. One hit me in the heart.. and well.. there it goes.. blackout and squirming in a frickin' playground. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skimask101 Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 I have never known any one who has been knocked out. Sometimes I wonder if its even possible for a child to knock out any one else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC93 Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=SygBq136_HU 2 weeks ago. Dislocated finger, bruised and swollen neck; the works. Never try and defy gravity Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monuriki. Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 (edited) I have never known any one who has been knocked out. Sometimes I wonder if its even possible for a child to knock out any one else. Really why would you sit there and wonder that?... Look at my avatar, that's my current expression but i can't do it anywhere near as good. Edited November 11, 2008 by Monuriki. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poopskin Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 Yeah, yesterday actually...I was KO-ed by a cup of water. I grabbed a cup of water, and while i was walking back to the sofa i blacked out for a few seconds. Luckily my mom was there. only casualty was the 197(something) Looney tunes/Pepsi promotional cup was using. (Oh well, we've got 6 more.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skimask101 Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 I have never known any one who has been knocked out. Sometimes I wonder if its even possible for a child to knock out any one else. Really why would you just sit there and wonder that?... Because I am a great philosopher from mars sent to gather information about the Human race and there weaknesses. The next thing I'll be researching is the clitoris. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monuriki. Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 Good answer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tuff_luv_capo Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 Once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skimask101 Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 Good answer. Thank you. *Takes a bow and continues his reasearch* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 (edited) The closest I've been to getting knocked out was one time when I was tired, watching a movie in the middle of the night on my couch. When the movie ended, I got up off the couch to get ready for bed. A second or two after I got up, I got so dizzy/light headed I could barely see and I lost my balance and fell forward, but I was conscious enough to know to put my hands out before hitting the floor. I was there for a couple seconds after catching myself and didn't get up until I could fully see again. If I wouldn't have put my hands out before falling, I would have most likely been out cold for a while. Edited November 11, 2008 by Vicehog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
makeshyft Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 When you're in your 20s and live in an Australian city, you don't have to go very far to have some drunkie pick a fight with you. Sometimes you get knocked out, sometimes you don't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monuriki. Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 The closest I've been to getting knocked out was one time when I was tired, watching a movie in the middle of the night on my couch. When the movie ended, I got up off the couch to get ready for bed. A second or two after I got up, I got so dizzy/light headed I could barely see and I lost my balance and fell forward, but I was conscious enough to know to put my hands out before hitting the floor. If I wouldn't have put my hands out before falling, I would have most likely been out cold for a while. Yeah i've had that before, you stand up and your eyes cloud up, you can't see anything then you just feel really light headed. I think it's from dehydration but i'm not certain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BloodOcean Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 The closest I've been to getting knocked out was one time when I was tired, watching a movie in the middle of the night on my couch. When the movie ended, I got up off the couch to get ready for bed. A second or two after I got up, I got so dizzy/light headed I could barely see and I lost my balance and fell forward, but I was conscious enough to know to put my hands out before hitting the floor. If I wouldn't have put my hands out before falling, I would have most likely been out cold for a while. Yeah i've had that before, you stand up and your eyes cloud up, you can't see anything then you just feel really light headed. I think it's from dehydration but i'm not certain. It actually has to do with a sudden drop of blood preasure. It's hard to explain in laymen's terms, but gravity has a lot to do with it. I suppose dehydration could have similar effects, but if you're to the point of passing out from dehydration, there are other effects that would let you know something's wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevin2006rhs Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 I have been knocked out a few times. Alcohol seems to do the best but there have been a few fights here and there that have proven too much for my awaken state. For example, on time in high school, I got into a fight with another school mate. No big deal, that was until his buddy decided that he wanted to help his buddy...because I was beating the sh*t out of his buddy. Anyways, I put a few hits on the kid I was originally fighting when I see his buddy coming at me. In a frantic move of desperation I decided to do the only thing I could. I hit him in the chair with my face. Needless to say, it wasn't the greatest defensive strategy I have ever come up with. I don't quite remember if it hurt, but I did get a chance, in the principal's office to review the actions on tape. Those WCW guys make taking a chair to the face so much easier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monuriki. Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 The closest I've been to getting knocked out was one time when I was tired, watching a movie in the middle of the night on my couch. When the movie ended, I got up off the couch to get ready for bed. A second or two after I got up, I got so dizzy/light headed I could barely see and I lost my balance and fell forward, but I was conscious enough to know to put my hands out before hitting the floor. If I wouldn't have put my hands out before falling, I would have most likely been out cold for a while. Yeah i've had that before, you stand up and your eyes cloud up, you can't see anything then you just feel really light headed. I think it's from dehydration but i'm not certain. It actually has to do with a sudden drop of blood preasure. It's hard to explain in laymen's terms, but gravity has a lot to do with it. I suppose dehydration could have similar effects, but if you're to the point of passing out from dehydration, there are other effects that would let you know something's wrong. Wierd i actually just experienced it now, so really i should just get up slower to allow everything to even out as i stand up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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