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Quotable Notables @ GTAF


Naomi
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Accept no substitutes.

 

Quote those members that have posted something so good it must be shared or so lame as to publicly ridicule them.

Or toss a coin on those that could go either way.

 

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Accept no substitutes.

 

Quote those members that have posted something so good it must be shared or so lame as to publicly ridicule them.

Or toss a coin on those that could go either way.

 

House Rules:

- Any part of the forums.

- GTAF forum/members only.

- GTANet/IRC quotes inclusive.

- Provide a link if you can find the energy....or the link.

 

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Mark II

Mark III

Nice, there have been some good ones lately!

Please dont hit me Naomi, the bruises are getting harder to explain! cryani.gif

 

 

Now for the ever-quotable anuj!

 

 

At first I was like "awwww, how cute a retarded dinosaur". Then I was like "hey, decent animation". Finally, I thought "What the f*ck is wrong with this dude."

 

That was all within like the first 45 seconds, too. Not bad.

 

It was the first post.

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That was a temp till I got my password from Liam.

Now less chat, more quote Murdoc. wink.gif

 

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Yeah, at least the fat lady didn't ask you if you'd ever eaten an old baseball glove filled with cheese while lying spread-eagle on the floor, which is how I lost my penis and moved to Brazil.

 

 

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Taste Of Chaos

Luckily. I'm saddistic cool enough to have a folder named "Funny GTAF quotes" on my PC.

 

Here are the few I have so far:

 

'Nuj's transexual comment.

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Voodoo and his pet fetish.

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And Makeshyft letting us all when he plans to piss on us.

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Opportunity knocks once in a lifetime, temptation will lean on the doorbell.
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This is forum-related: I was talking to Unvirginizer, regarding Saints Row 2.

 

 

Niallzo: This is the only one game that can let me fulfil my childhood ambition of running round as a Sexy Cat while torching a tattoo parlour.
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anuj on the fun of seeking out IP-ban evaders.

 

 

It's fun, it's like cat and mouse except you're a retarded mouse in a wheelchair and I'm a tank made out of cats which are made out of smaller tanks. With guns.
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It's edgy and cool... I saw two sim rape videos online, and I wasn't searching for that, it just is out there when looking at adult content... the big question was what was simulated or actual filming of a rape? I couldn't really tell in one instance, another looked like it was planned. Two were Japanese vids, the other clearly had an American porno actor in it. I believe it was TT Boy.

 

Slamman PWNS everyone when it comes to quotes.

 

BTW that was in the "Sentences That Wont Get You Laid" topic.

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Hmm, the world must be going to sh*t if I've already been quoted 2.5 times.

 

TLC ususally brings something sharp to the table:

 

 

I'd ask you to give me head but my dick would probably go over it like every joke you've ever been witness to.

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Yeah man, Casino Royale had a total lack of slide whistles. f*cking pathetic.

 

I love how every single thing you said in your post is wrong.

 

It wasn't funny the first time you posted your gay little man sex pictures.

 

It's certainly not funny now. f*ckface.

 

I hate nature. I think we should rape the f*ck out of nature in the pursuit of a better tomorrow.

Yeah. Widow is basically a walking, talking quote machine.

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Yeah man, Casino Royale had a total lack of slide whistles. f*cking pathetic.

 

I love how every single thing you said in your post is wrong.

 

It wasn't funny the first time you posted your gay little man sex pictures.

 

It's certainly not funny now. f*ckface.

 

I hate nature. I think we should rape the f*ck out of nature in the pursuit of a better tomorrow.

Yeah. Widow is basically a walking, talking quote machine.

What in the five f*cks? EVERYONE is a walking, talking quote machine.

 

Hi, I'm an idiot.

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Vanilla Shake

Linkage

 

 

Leave your keys in the ignition. Some one will find your car for you.

 

Laughed my goddamn ass off.

TC718 / <629 / CF5

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everything said by crone12

Who is this 'crone12'? And if his posts are so notable, could you please bother to quote him over here?

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Taste Of Chaos

 

I wish today was November 21th...

 

Yeah, It's nothing special, but I giggled.

Opportunity knocks once in a lifetime, temptation will lean on the doorbell.
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I wish today was November 21th...

 

Yeah, It's nothing special, but I giggled.

Maybe he types with a lisp.

 

Twenty firth.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Or he's gay.

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Why does a killer in a subway also have to be a rat ?

It's like seeing a dead body and saying "a rat in a man's body this" with absolutly no proof at all"

 

I laughed so hard on this one lol.gif

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everything said by crone12

Who is this 'crone12'? And if his posts are so notable, could you please bother to quote him over here?

well u better see his grammar ^cough vc to VCS mod cough^

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TOY IS YOUR ASS MOTHERF*CKER!!! I say, you fool, MAKE ME A KILO OF DRUG!!!!!!!!!! NOW!!!!!!!!!!!

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^ The most epic post of this forum. jamesorochi delivered. icon14.gif

 

Anyways, here's something funny from anuj.

 

This is the part of the post where my eyeball quit. That f*cker straight up turned around, looked at my brain, said "f*ck you" and then gave the other eyeball the finger and forcefully closed my eyelid.

 

I'm still trying to figure out what the f*ck just happened, dude.

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TOY IS YOUR ASS MOTHERF*CKER!!! I say, you fool, MAKE ME A KILO OF DRUG!!!!!!!!!! NOW!!!!!!!!!!!

I was about to quote that myself.

Finest quote EVER on GTAF.

 

Oh, and there was that one in some guys sig, went something like

 

This is GTAF ffs, i wouldn't ask you dicks how to operate a napkin* because I'd end up violating myself with a treetrunk

*the use of 'operate a napkin' made me laugh so hard I almost snorted my milk.

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TOY IS YOUR ASS MOTHERF*CKER!!! I say, you fool, MAKE ME A KILO OF DRUG!!!!!!!!!! NOW!!!!!!!!!!!

I was about to quote that myself.

Finest quote EVER on GTAF.

 

Oh, and there was that one in some guys sig, went something like

 

This is GTAF ffs, i wouldn't ask you dicks how to operate a napkin* because I'd end up violating myself with a treetrunk

*the use of 'operate a napkin' made me laugh so hard I almost snorted my milk.

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THIS IS GTAFORUMS.COM YOU f*ckS, I WOULDN'T ASK YOU ASSHOLES HOW TO PROPERLY OPERATE A NAPKIN BECAUSE I'D END UP VIOLATING MYSELF WITH A TREETRUNK
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Makeshyft talking replying to the thread on Indonesian firearms,

 

 

Pity all those impressive firearms couldn't fight off tidal waves.

 

B U R N !

 

 

My auntie once went out with that fat talentless sack Johnny Vegas before he hit the big time.

Gross.

Don't I know it. Of all the people of Shooting Stars to doink, she chose him. Anyway, moving on... barf8bd.gif

Imagine that fat, sweaty, liquor filled, vomit covered body lying on a bed, now imagine Jonny Vegas sleeping with her.

 

B U R N !

 

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who is the most annoying unbanned member

crazymodder

Yeah, I have to say I agree with this completely.

 

 

Oh and for you great wonders from the other board:

 

tell me your pc specs...I will start mine

Intel Core 2 Quad 2.5GHz

16x16 DVD/RW-DVD Rom

4x USB device plugin

Best sound card(forget its product)

4 CPU cooler fans(2 at the side and 2 at behind)

NVidia 8800 UltraEX 1024MB(damn expensive)

ohh, seriously can you stop minding other people's business? come on, get a life. plus, stop creating another lame topic like this. its a total sh*t.

 

 

@anuj

i think another good choice for you is, mind your own business. lets call it a day and do your own job. smile.gif

My job is keeping useless c*nts out.

 

I like to think I'm good at my job.

 

Also lol:

 

 

Computer is a good thing in the world. I use it for programmings but now is used for doing tricks on it. You could never see how I destroy a computer with a .bat or .exe file.
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That was me blush.gif

 

 

THIS IS GTAFORUMS.COM YOU f*ckS, I WOULDN'T ASK YOU ASSHOLES HOW TO PROPERLY OPERATE A NAPKIN BECAUSE I'D END UP VIOLATING MYSELF WITH A TREETRUNK

i f*cking love you.

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