Naomi Posted November 10, 2008 Share Posted November 10, 2008 Accept no substitutes. Quote those members that have posted something so good it must be shared or so lame as to publicly ridicule them. Or toss a coin on those that could go either way. House Rules: - Any part of the forums. - GTAF forum/members only. - GTANet/IRC quotes inclusive. - Provide a link if you can find the energy....or the link. Mark I Mark II Mark III Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*MURDOC* Posted November 10, 2008 Share Posted November 10, 2008 (edited) Accept no substitutes. Quote those members that have posted something so good it must be shared or so lame as to publicly ridicule them. Or toss a coin on those that could go either way. House Rules: - Any part of the forums. - GTAF forum/members only. - GTANet/IRC quotes inclusive. - Provide a link if you can find the energy....or the link. Mark I Mark II Mark III Nice, there have been some good ones lately! Please dont hit me Naomi, the bruises are getting harder to explain! Now for the ever-quotable anuj! At first I was like "awwww, how cute a retarded dinosaur". Then I was like "hey, decent animation". Finally, I thought "What the f*ck is wrong with this dude." That was all within like the first 45 seconds, too. Not bad. It was the first post. Edited November 10, 2008 by *MURDOC* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naomi Posted November 10, 2008 Author Share Posted November 10, 2008 That was a temp till I got my password from Liam. Now less chat, more quote Murdoc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joe_bevis Posted November 10, 2008 Share Posted November 10, 2008 Yeah, at least the fat lady didn't ask you if you'd ever eaten an old baseball glove filled with cheese while lying spread-eagle on the floor, which is how I lost my penis and moved to Brazil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taste Of Chaos Posted November 10, 2008 Share Posted November 10, 2008 Luckily. I'm saddistic cool enough to have a folder named "Funny GTAF quotes" on my PC. Here are the few I have so far: 'Nuj's transexual comment. Voodoo and his pet fetish. And Makeshyft letting us all when he plans to piss on us. Opportunity knocks once in a lifetime, temptation will lean on the doorbell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
33stradale Posted November 10, 2008 Share Posted November 10, 2008 Excuse my lack of long term memory: This 'un One of my many moments of brilliance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lethal Nizzle Posted November 10, 2008 Share Posted November 10, 2008 This is forum-related: I was talking to Unvirginizer, regarding Saints Row 2. Niallzo: This is the only one game that can let me fulfil my childhood ambition of running round as a Sexy Cat while torching a tattoo parlour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*MURDOC* Posted November 10, 2008 Share Posted November 10, 2008 anuj on the fun of seeking out IP-ban evaders. It's fun, it's like cat and mouse except you're a retarded mouse in a wheelchair and I'm a tank made out of cats which are made out of smaller tanks. With guns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drag_Drift Posted November 10, 2008 Share Posted November 10, 2008 It's edgy and cool... I saw two sim rape videos online, and I wasn't searching for that, it just is out there when looking at adult content... the big question was what was simulated or actual filming of a rape? I couldn't really tell in one instance, another looked like it was planned. Two were Japanese vids, the other clearly had an American porno actor in it. I believe it was TT Boy. Slamman PWNS everyone when it comes to quotes. BTW that was in the "Sentences That Wont Get You Laid" topic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
makeshyft Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 Hmm, the world must be going to sh*t if I've already been quoted 2.5 times. TLC ususally brings something sharp to the table: I'd ask you to give me head but my dick would probably go over it like every joke you've ever been witness to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torcidas Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 http://www.gtaforums.com/index.php?act=Sea...sult_type=posts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
makeshyft Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 http://www.gtaforums.com/index.php?act=Sea...sult_type=posts Yeah man, Casino Royale had a total lack of slide whistles. f*cking pathetic. I love how every single thing you said in your post is wrong. It wasn't funny the first time you posted your gay little man sex pictures. It's certainly not funny now. f*ckface. I hate nature. I think we should rape the f*ck out of nature in the pursuit of a better tomorrow. Yeah. Widow is basically a walking, talking quote machine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavidGC Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 (edited) http://www.gtaforums.com/index.php?act=Sea...sult_type=posts Yeah man, Casino Royale had a total lack of slide whistles. f*cking pathetic. I love how every single thing you said in your post is wrong. It wasn't funny the first time you posted your gay little man sex pictures. It's certainly not funny now. f*ckface. I hate nature. I think we should rape the f*ck out of nature in the pursuit of a better tomorrow. Yeah. Widow is basically a walking, talking quote machine. What in the five f*cks? EVERYONE is a walking, talking quote machine. Hi, I'm an idiot. Edited November 11, 2008 by DavidGC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanilla Shake Posted November 11, 2008 Share Posted November 11, 2008 Linkage Leave your keys in the ignition. Some one will find your car for you. Laughed my goddamn ass off. TC718 / <629 / CF5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike752 Posted November 15, 2008 Share Posted November 15, 2008 Read my sig. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vive La France Posted November 15, 2008 Share Posted November 15, 2008 This: dude dats not gas dats a chikin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmSixTeen Posted November 15, 2008 Share Posted November 15, 2008 Still gonna say Vegas' floppy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MobBG Posted November 15, 2008 Share Posted November 15, 2008 everything said by crone12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Girish Posted November 16, 2008 Share Posted November 16, 2008 everything said by crone12 Who is this 'crone12'? And if his posts are so notable, could you please bother to quote him over here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taste Of Chaos Posted November 16, 2008 Share Posted November 16, 2008 I wish today was November 21th... Yeah, It's nothing special, but I giggled. Opportunity knocks once in a lifetime, temptation will lean on the doorbell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Digital Murders Posted November 16, 2008 Share Posted November 16, 2008 I wish today was November 21th... Yeah, It's nothing special, but I giggled. Maybe he types with a lisp. Twenty firth. Or he's gay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dice Posted November 16, 2008 Share Posted November 16, 2008 Why does a killer in a subway also have to be a rat ?It's like seeing a dead body and saying "a rat in a man's body this" with absolutly no proof at all" I laughed so hard on this one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MobBG Posted November 16, 2008 Share Posted November 16, 2008 everything said by crone12 Who is this 'crone12'? And if his posts are so notable, could you please bother to quote him over here? well u better see his grammar ^cough vc to VCS mod cough^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poopskin Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 TOY IS YOUR ASS MOTHERF*CKER!!! I say, you fool, MAKE ME A KILO OF DRUG!!!!!!!!!! NOW!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drag_Drift Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 ^ The most epic post of this forum. jamesorochi delivered. Anyways, here's something funny from anuj. This is the part of the post where my eyeball quit. That f*cker straight up turned around, looked at my brain, said "f*ck you" and then gave the other eyeball the finger and forcefully closed my eyelid. I'm still trying to figure out what the f*ck just happened, dude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaintJimmy Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 TOY IS YOUR ASS MOTHERF*CKER!!! I say, you fool, MAKE ME A KILO OF DRUG!!!!!!!!!! NOW!!!!!!!!!!! I was about to quote that myself. Finest quote EVER on GTAF. Oh, and there was that one in some guys sig, went something like This is GTAF ffs, i wouldn't ask you dicks how to operate a napkin* because I'd end up violating myself with a treetrunk *the use of 'operate a napkin' made me laugh so hard I almost snorted my milk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anuj Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 TOY IS YOUR ASS MOTHERF*CKER!!! I say, you fool, MAKE ME A KILO OF DRUG!!!!!!!!!! NOW!!!!!!!!!!! I was about to quote that myself. Finest quote EVER on GTAF. Oh, and there was that one in some guys sig, went something like This is GTAF ffs, i wouldn't ask you dicks how to operate a napkin* because I'd end up violating myself with a treetrunk *the use of 'operate a napkin' made me laugh so hard I almost snorted my milk. That was me THIS IS GTAFORUMS.COM YOU f*ckS, I WOULDN'T ASK YOU ASSHOLES HOW TO PROPERLY OPERATE A NAPKIN BECAUSE I'D END UP VIOLATING MYSELF WITH A TREETRUNK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seachmall Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 Makeshyft talking replying to the thread on Indonesian firearms, Pity all those impressive firearms couldn't fight off tidal waves. B U R N ! My auntie once went out with that fat talentless sack Johnny Vegas before he hit the big time. Gross. Don't I know it. Of all the people of Shooting Stars to doink, she chose him. Anyway, moving on... Imagine that fat, sweaty, liquor filled, vomit covered body lying on a bed, now imagine Jonny Vegas sleeping with her. B U R N ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berkley Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 who is the most annoying unbanned membercrazymodder Yeah, I have to say I agree with this completely. Oh and for you great wonders from the other board: tell me your pc specs...I will start mineIntel Core 2 Quad 2.5GHz 16x16 DVD/RW-DVD Rom 4x USB device plugin Best sound card(forget its product) 4 CPU cooler fans(2 at the side and 2 at behind) NVidia 8800 UltraEX 1024MB(damn expensive) ohh, seriously can you stop minding other people's business? come on, get a life. plus, stop creating another lame topic like this. its a total sh*t. @anuji think another good choice for you is, mind your own business. lets call it a day and do your own job. My job is keeping useless c*nts out. I like to think I'm good at my job. Also lol: Computer is a good thing in the world. I use it for programmings but now is used for doing tricks on it. You could never see how I destroy a computer with a .bat or .exe file. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaintJimmy Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 That was me THIS IS GTAFORUMS.COM YOU f*ckS, I WOULDN'T ASK YOU ASSHOLES HOW TO PROPERLY OPERATE A NAPKIN BECAUSE I'D END UP VIOLATING MYSELF WITH A TREETRUNK i f*cking love you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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