technomm Posted November 16, 2008 Share Posted November 16, 2008 "...erm my semen is as sticky as a glue.You wanna get off with me?" "Your booty reminds me of this chick, not to mention your face." "Hey! Your tits seem so tasty; Kind of like that of the cow I sucked last night!" "err...This is my first time and oh...there are too many holes on your freakin' body.I can't figure out which one's the right hole to f*ck!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Democrab Posted November 16, 2008 Share Posted November 16, 2008 "Hi, I collect old laptops and post on GTAForums all day." "WHAT DOES VAGINA TASTE LIKE?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Dickfingers Posted November 16, 2008 Share Posted November 16, 2008 "I don't have a condom, but my genital warts will give you the same sensation as a ribbed one!" "You don't sweat much for a fatty" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyStIcAL_623 Posted November 16, 2008 Share Posted November 16, 2008 You wanna go to Mc Donald's? you look hungry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jordy. Posted November 16, 2008 Share Posted November 16, 2008 'I have AIDS.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uzi 9mm Posted November 16, 2008 Share Posted November 16, 2008 "I only want your number 'cos I'm not shallow" "You look like my ex" "I don't judge bitches by there looks so can we go out with each other?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TECHN9CiAN Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 (edited) "I'm hung like a black midget" OMFG That is the funniest thing i've seen in a while. NE way, don't know if this has been said: "Yes i'm white, but i'm also part black. Wanna see that part?" Edited November 17, 2008 by the7ftmidget Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJDJ Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 "you smell like my mum" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyStIcAL_623 Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 "I voted for Mc Cain" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seachmall Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 "I voted for Mc Cain" It could get you raped Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Machida Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 I have a fat fetish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister Pink Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 "I voted for Mc Cain" Hi, I'm John McCain. 🅵🅴🅽🅸🆇 🅵🆄🅽🅺 🅵🅸🆅🅴 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mainland Marauder Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 Uhhhh....hey baby....huh-huh-huh-huh huh-huh-huh-huh Wanna, you know, do it or something? Uh-huh-huh-huh-huh huh-huh-huh-huh "You tell me exactly what you want, and I'll explain to you very carefully why it cannot be." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonnyVercetti Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 "I have Crabs.'" "Let me show you some moves what my Dad did to me when I was 8!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
makeshyft Posted November 23, 2008 Share Posted November 23, 2008 Could I interest you in multiple orgasms and two black eyes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhoda Posted November 23, 2008 Share Posted November 23, 2008 Man, that girl is so hot, I can't wait until she's 10 years old. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drag_Drift Posted November 23, 2008 Share Posted November 23, 2008 "SUPAMAN DAT HO A-WATCH ME YOUUUUUUUU" f*ck that would look ugly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike752 Posted November 23, 2008 Share Posted November 23, 2008 "I hope you're as good as your mom." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meth. Posted November 24, 2008 Share Posted November 24, 2008 "That broomstick ain't got nuthin' on me" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drag_Drift Posted November 24, 2008 Share Posted November 24, 2008 (edited) "I don't think you'll be as good as my dog, but what the hell." or, just for the bandwagon, Do you wanna know how I got these scars? Edited November 24, 2008 by Drag_Drift Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poopskin Posted November 24, 2008 Share Posted November 24, 2008 "I'm mister green christmas, i'm mister mush. everything i touch melts in my clutch. i'm too much." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanManUtd Posted November 24, 2008 Share Posted November 24, 2008 "So how much will this cost?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juice By Kayla Marie Posted November 24, 2008 Share Posted November 24, 2008 Could ya change my depends? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taste Of Chaos Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 "I need a sh*t, brb" Opportunity knocks once in a lifetime, temptation will lean on the doorbell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
corvettelover Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 (edited) "I need a sh*t, brb" ..well, you are right, obviously you aren't going to get laid if you are saying "brb", either your on a Instant Messenger or Email or Forum or your just a plain geek/looser who says internet abbreviations (is that the right word?) in real life because they are a retarded looser (not you personally, I mean if your saying "brb" in a non-internet conversation then you aren't going to get laid very fast ) Edited November 25, 2008 by corvettelover Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taste Of Chaos Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 "I need a sh*t, brb" ..well, you are right, obviously you aren't going to get laid if you are saying "brb", either your on a Instant Messenger or Email or Forum or your just a plain geek/looser who says internet abbreviations in real life because they are a retarded looser (not you personally, I mean if your saying "brb" in a non-internet conversation then you aren't going to get laid very fast ) Haha, It's cool mate. That was the point. Really. That, then followed by "f*ck! There's no toilet paper!" Opportunity knocks once in a lifetime, temptation will lean on the doorbell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adri1456 Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 Want to go for some hot coffee? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Struff Bunstridge Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 'Mmm, you smell great. What is that, gin?' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beavis Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 So what is it baby? Spits or Swallows? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uzi 9mm Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 Gimme dat c*nt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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