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100 things SA taught you


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computer g3mer

172-Once you get a pilots licence you are allowed to blow up and steal planes

 

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162. Completing missions for the cops will make them not take your weapons away if you get busted shooting someone in the face with a shotgun.

What are you talking about man, that's dating Barbara.

Yea well, it's been ages since I completed SA ,hehe.

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162. Completing missions for the cops will make them not take your weapons away if you get busted shooting someone in the face with a shotgun.

What are you talking about man, that's dating Barbara.

Yea well, it's been ages since I completed SA ,hehe.

But you can still play it.

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174. Robbers have infinite stamina.

175. You can get a tank and a military jet plane if you work hard.

176. You will bury a man alive because he said something bad about your sister.

 

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computer g3mer

177- Go Carts are a good means of transportation around san fierro.

178- Hippies and homies can work together to take down corrupt police

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The most important thing SA taught me was no matter what you become, no matter what you achieve home remains home

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180. A gangbanger with no military experience at all can break into a secret army base and steal a jetpack.

 

181. 69 is a very popular number.

 

182. Everyone in this game can't afford to buy new clothes, except CJ.

 

183. Will Smith lives in Los Santos.

 

184. Even if you have two millions in your bank account, 10 houses and 12 nice cars, you still have to run errands for people.

 

185. A hardcore, coldhearted gangbanger, who has killed tons of people will bother to fly a toy plane for 28 year old geek.

 

186. Even if you can kill a dozen armed men with knife in two minutes, you aren't protected from rape.

 

187. Every single person in San Andreas has stolen his driver's licence.

 

188. Children and animals don't exist.

 

189. You can make an afro from cornrows in two seconds.

 

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dinamodanci1986

190. All the FULLCLIP (infinite ammo, no reload) cheat does for the pump-action shotgun is remove the reload sound.

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Yes. Area 51 is real. It is located in some what desert in Nevada. People who work there are kepy very secret. They ride busses and planes without windows to reach the destination.. its really heavily guarded. They put sensor system in the ground that detects people if they are over the range. Some videos on youtube shows experts being able to atleast hide and see Area 51 performing jet tests at noon. Its really amazing how they keep the place so secretive.. F-22 probably was made out of that place. I disagree on alien consipiracy though.

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Assuming that the above post is #194,

 

195. Trains derail only at certain speeds.

195b. 2 trains never, ever meet.

195c. There are no rail switchings/the switchings are always the same.

195d. We can get money for transporting thin air(nothingness?) in flat freight cars.

195e. You don't instantly get killed when hit by a train. It will crush the hell out of you.

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197. Swimming is a extremely rare skill which takes lots of years to learn and master, and therefore very few people can swim. Those who have this arcane knowledge prove regularly their superiority to the rest of mortals by doing a race at Santa Maria Beach or the lake near Palomino Creek.

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199. Hundreds of cars get stolen and yet no one reports to the police.

200. It is alright for cops whose vehicles have been stolen to steal a civilian's vehicle.

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that if your head is blown off by a soldier's m4 it will be surgically reattatched , all bullet wounds healed and you will be brought back to life within 6 hours of the incident biggrin.gif

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that if your head is blown off by a soldier's m4 it will be surgically reattatched , all bullet wounds healed and you will be brought back to life within 6 hours of the incident biggrin.gif

You can't get your head blown off by a soldier's M16.

 

202. 100 Uzi bullets is enough to destroy a fighter jet.

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204: That if you take a military helicopter and go vigilante, but you will only get the ordinary cops after you.

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dinamodanci1986

205b. You can make an afro from a bald head.

205c. Most things in this topic are features that SA taught you it has, not what it taught you in real life.

206. Helicopter rotor blades can kill peds, but they won't kill CJ.

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207: Going past the bridge will result in every law enforcement on your tail and will hunt you down.

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209. I Learnt if im pissed of i kill tuns of people then use the low level wanted cheat in real life

210. GTA Love 69 biggrin.gif -

 

How?

 

On a landing strip says 69

 

On A T Shirt says it

 

Not AREA 51

Its AREA 69

 

In the casinos instead of the number 7 In slots its 69

 

211.I Learnt that Gangstas Like to what they call *REPRESENT THE SET*

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