Cronyne Posted November 26, 2008 Share Posted November 26, 2008 130. Girls are awe-struck by an oyster collection. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chapapote Posted November 26, 2008 Share Posted November 26, 2008 127. There are lots of shotguns, flamethrowers and rocket launchers hidden around your city waiting to be picked up. You just need to look for them carefully. LOL. I put that as a joke, but check this... Rocket launcher found on a school courtyard For those who speak Spanish, the original link: Lanzamisiles hallado en el patio de un colegio Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Crook Posted November 27, 2008 Share Posted November 27, 2008 124. You will die if you jump in the front of a train! That's a good one. I never realised that before I started to play Steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!!GC!! Posted November 27, 2008 Share Posted November 27, 2008 124. You will die if you jump in the front of a train! That's a good one. I never realised that before I started to play Well, you can elaborate and say that you aren't killed instantly, however, you'l be trapped underneath and cannot do anything except watch your health decrease. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Crook Posted November 27, 2008 Share Posted November 27, 2008 131. You can jump off the highest cliff without damage. As long as you're riding a bicycle or motorbike and you stay on the bike, when you land you won't suffer any damage and neither will the bike Steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cronyne Posted November 27, 2008 Share Posted November 27, 2008 (edited) 132. Gangster's respect Elvis hair. Edited November 27, 2008 by Cronyne Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomed_Space_Marine Posted November 27, 2008 Share Posted November 27, 2008 133. When there's no important thing to do, you will NEVER see multiple trains. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stefan. Posted November 29, 2008 Share Posted November 29, 2008 If you order a meal at a restaurant, then you will suddenly feel instantly better, even if you have 3 bullet holes in you and are suffereing a heart attack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Crook Posted November 30, 2008 Share Posted November 30, 2008 135. If you're in a bullet proof (but not damage proof) car, it remains bullet proof even when the doors have been knocked off. In fact if you're in any vehicle without doors, or a roof, the vehicle will protect you from bullets. They might damage the vehicle but they won't damage you Steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dinamodanci1986 Posted December 20, 2008 Share Posted December 20, 2008 136. Police helicopters barely shoot at you if you are on land, but they shoot at you like crazy if you're in water. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dice Posted December 20, 2008 Share Posted December 20, 2008 137. Assault jet planes use missiles on you if you're in a hovercraft, but not if you're in a car Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stefan. Posted December 20, 2008 Share Posted December 20, 2008 If you jump from a few kilometres in the air, and land in water, you will not be injured. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamanevilbastard Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 Gangsters will try to shoot you with a handgun, even if you are armed with a minigun, assault rifle, a samurai sword and hand grenades Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Crook Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 140. The aircraft carrier and the "Hydra" (Jump Jet) aircraft are all guarded by just a few people (about 8 I think) 141. The "spy ships" never call for help or fire at you no matter how long you take in blowing them up 142. If you go to plant a bug on a ship (Amphibious Assault), nobody notices if you kill everyone on board, and destroy all the patrol boats. It's still considered to be a stealth operation 143. If you attack a ship (The Da Nang Thang) and get shot down in the process, the people on board will wait for you to swim ashore, get stocked up with weapons & ammo, restore your health and get back out to the ship. However long you take it will be like no time has passed on the ship. They'll still be standing around saying how nobody could have survived that. Steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LolaDelRio Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 Never to trust a cop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!!GC!! Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 (edited) Gangsters will try to fight you with a baseball bat, even if you are armed with a minigun, assault rifle, a samurai sword, rocket-propelled grenades and hand grenades Fixed Edited December 21, 2008 by !!GameCH33TA!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
radicell Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 144. Planes can fly by themselves, and police helicopters are illusions of the mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
medion505 Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 (edited) 145. Waving a can of paint back and forth makes a grove street tag appear over other gang's tags 146. A tall building with signs saying no basejumping will always have a parachute waiting for you at the top 147. Finding 50 horseshoes makes weapons appear outside a casino 148. The FBI forgets you exist if you touch a floppy disk 149. S*x heals bullet holes Edited December 21, 2008 by medion505 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dinamodanci1986 Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 Gangsters will try to fight you with a baseball bat, even if you are armed with a minigun, assault rifle, a samurai sword, rocket-propelled grenades and hand grenades Fixed They do fight you with baseball bats on the first set of gang wars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTASA_passer Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 150. People will usually get scared and jump in front of your car if you drive in a range of 2 meters near the sidewalk. 151. Nobody will mind you carrying a minigun around the street Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cronyne Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 152. Baggage carts catch fire and blow up when flipped over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomed_Space_Marine Posted December 21, 2008 Share Posted December 21, 2008 153. Trailers are vehicles and can explode just like any other vehicles. Even stairs trailers for entering and exiting planes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forcefield Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 154. It is entirely plausible to murder six or seven people and not have a great deal of police attention, but you'll have a SWAT team or five to deal with if you photograph some blue prints. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
640509-040147 Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 155. Only part of Liberty City is solid. 156. Once you puke in a restaurant, you can't have food anymore unless you get out and back in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tank647 Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 157. you can drive a tank down a street like a normal car unnoticed until you fire the cannon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Stoneman Posted December 29, 2008 Share Posted December 29, 2008 158. Drugs are bad, mkay? 159. Cops have dildos in their shower rooms. 160. You can drive a car off a mountain and live. 161. You can store FBI trucks, Army truck and tanks in your garage over from an army base and not get caught. 162. Completing missions for the cops will make them not take your weapons away if you get busted shooting someone in the face with a shotgun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chapapote Posted December 30, 2008 Share Posted December 30, 2008 162. Completing missions for the cops will make them not take your weapons away if you get busted shooting someone in the face with a shotgun. What are you talking about man, that's dating Barbara. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toasted Beef Posted December 30, 2008 Share Posted December 30, 2008 163. You won't get into any trouble for towing a police car with a cop inside. 164. Touching a car with a tank will cause the car to explode. 165. You get 5 free shotgun bullets when you enter a police car. 166. You get free Armour when you enter a enforcer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
computer g3mer Posted December 30, 2008 Share Posted December 30, 2008 167- If you hijack a taxi, people will get in 168- If you steal a military jet no one will notice you have it parked outside your airstrip. 169- That Area 69 is easy to break into. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wonderbro Posted December 30, 2008 Share Posted December 30, 2008 152. Baggage carts catch fire and blow up when flipped over. Thats with all the vechicles! 170 - You can't sit in fastfood places. Sitting is for other people! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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