100 things SA taught you

[Doomed_Space_Marine]

55. Cars explode if they flip upside down.

56. If you shoot non-front window of the car, the window won't be damaged at all, but car will be.

57. Cars are almost impossible to deform.

58. Bullets and explosions can't damage tanks. But little fire can destroy them.

[*asim*]

59. Cars that are locked, can be unlocked if driven into a garage.

60. Discharging an RPG in public does not yield police attention unless it damages something

61. An army jet can be destroyed by a couple of shots from an assault rifle.

62. Minigunning someone to death on a street full of people, but no cops around, does not yield police attention.

63. Police does not do anything if you Car-Jack somebody behind them, but will shoot you to death if you do it in front of them.

64. Hospitals cannot be entered.

65. Having a cop girlfriend can prevent you from getting all your weapons confiscated if you are arrested.

66. There are no jets taking off at some of the busiest airports in the country, if not the world.

67. A jet explodes if it hits the surface of an ocean.

68. People can land jumbo jets on a pier.

69. A person can take 10 people out with a Micro Uzi, faster than 4 people shooting at the person with an SMG can take him out.

70. You can jack a train as easy as 1,2,3.

71. A person piloting a jet, can chase another jet and enter it in Mid-Air. (Freefall)

72. The army guards, guarding heavy firearms, carry only pistols.

73. Evading roadblocks with S.W.A.T teams all over them is easy if you have a fast-enough bike and can drive it good.

[640509-040147]

74. Enemy gangs shoot at you, even if you are driving a Rhino, even if you are in the gimp suit,

even if you are in complete disguise etc.

 

75. Pizza Stack waiters have Chrome Shotguns handy.

76a. Trains fly in air.

76b. Trains can't go in both directions.

76c. There are no railway signals.

77. SWAT officiers only use the swatvan when you are in need of it.

78. You can puke only after eating more than a dozen pizzas.

79. The Leviathan has a crane only when you jack it from an army base. After you park it at

the so-called verdant meadows, the crane will disappear.

 

80. Elvis can be seen in hundreds around the Strip in LV.

Edited November 9, 2008 by 640509-040147

[dinamodanci1986]

81. Soldiers in roadblocks keep shooting at you with M16s even if you are in a tank.

82. A highly secure army base in the desert is completely empty.

83. Tanks take dozens of rockets to destroy but in real-life one rocket is enough.

84. Targeting a minigun at a cop doesn't get you a wanted level, but targeting a spraycan at them gets you one.

Edited November 9, 2008 by dinamodanci1986

[rubregg]

85. Riding a bicycle completely protects you from cops who shoot assault rifles at you from within a chopper.

 

86. How easy it is to jump onto roofs with bicycles or motorbikes.

 

87. How easy it is to overtake cars with a bicycle. On freeways.

Edited November 9, 2008 by rubregg

[chapapote]

 

81. Soldiers in roadblocks keep shooting at you with M16s even if you are in a tank.

You know, in GTA 2, soldiers do use the roadblocks tanks to shoot you...

 

82. A highly secure army base in the desert is completely empty.

It's not empty unless you use the "No Wanted" cheat, there are a lot of cops.

[MattDet]

88. The speed limit of the road in front of the Ammu-Nation near Fort Carson is 999 MPH maxium and 998 MPH minium.

89. You can crash helicopters.

90. If you get too close to the stripper in a strip club, someone will say "You are not allowed to dance in here!" and starts to shoot you.

91. The Tractor flies for a huge distance at 999 MPH if you tow a large vehicle.

92. There is a black area in the ceiling of the LS Gym near the exit. Using a jetpack to fly into the black area will take you into a world packed with every interior in the game, even unused ones.

93. You can drive trains.

94. You can derail trains (if above 50 MPH at curves).

95. The Gant Bridge has it's own museum?

96. If "Our neighborhood is being destroyed!" pops up, the area of attack appears as flashing red?

97. Saving in Madd Dogg's mansion causes the basketball glitch and on PC, corrupts the whole computer you have to reinstall Windows?

98. The "Peds Riot" cheat crashes the game during cutscenes during missions?

99. The Palimino Creek Bank closes after the mission were you have to rob it?

100. The lady in the casino says stuff like "Ladies and gentlemen, no more bets!"?

[dinamodanci1986]

 

94. You can derail trains (if above 50 MPH at curves)

50 MPH? The screen starts shaking at 170 km/h (a bit more than 100 MPH). Then you derail in curves.

 

97. Saving in Madd Dogg's mansion causes the basketball glitch and on PC, corrupts the whole computer you have to reinstall Windows?

I save at Madd Dogg's mansion all the time and it only causes the basketball glitch, it never f**ked up my comp. Edited November 9, 2008 by dinamodanci1986

[Blizzard14]

Bonus

Cars in the Driving School are rock solid except for the one they let you drive. ('90' test, crash into one and you will take the damage)

 

You get chased by cops if you do their job and kill criminals while trying to do Vigilant.

 

If in the right place, Tractors can go superfast(peds only) and speed by past you even if you are in a Fast Sports Car with 10x Nitro.

[Broker]

If only someone changes the title to 1000 things,obviously you don't like this topic so you rush it.

101.Inversion therapy is created by a psycho(just listen to his voice).

[!!GC!!]

If in the right place, Tractors can go superfast(peds only) and speed by past you even if you are in a Fast Sports Car with 10x Nitro.

Nitro doesn't do anything for top speed

Only acceleration.

 

102. Gang members are terrible at shooting, unless you take control of one.

[Struff Bunstridge]

103. It is entirely feasible for one man to go on a killing spree across three different cities, as well as robbing a Mafia casino and infiltrating an army base, without accruing any lasting police attention.

[Steve Crook]

104. Your brother doesn't think there's anything unusual and doesn't comment when you pick him up from prison in a military helicopter or jump jet and when you're packing enough heat to start WWIII

 

Steve

Edited November 16, 2008 by Steve Crook

[MorlockGod]

105) The nature of power and freedom is fickle... the more you have, the less you appreciate it.

 

106) Trees are far more cunning than they first appear, jumping out at you when you least expect it.

 

[Steve Crook]

 

106) Trees are far more cunning than they first appear, jumping out at you when you least expect it.

106a) Some trees fall over when you hit them (like the ones in SF). Others can do you a lot of damage

 

107) If a car alarm goes off when you steal a car, you can just get out and stand by the car until it stops. Then any cops that pass by won't be at all suspicious of a shady character standing next to a car with its alarm blaring away

Edited November 18, 2008 by Steve Crook

[Kevosk]

108) You can do wheelies on bikes while firing an automatic weapon, with another in your left hand.

109) You can jump as high as 2 storeys if you fire a gun while hopping your bike.

[640509-040147]

110. When a mysterious man, who can carry a katana, a Colt-45, an SMG, a S.P.A.S. 12,

a Semi-auto handgun, a Sniper rifle, an RPG and Satchel chargers inside his L.S.T-shirt,

hits someone on the head with a gun, the head disappears and a red liquid rockets out from the

neck!

 

111-a. You can kill someone in front of a Police Station and walk away unchased.

 

111-b. If you shoot the sand in the middle of the desert, where there isn't a living thing near,

you can acquire Cops' attention, easier than you acquire it when you steal the so-called

Black project.

Edited November 18, 2008 by 640509-040147

[Blizzard14]

112.You can change your pants and shirt, and the Army wont think you are the one they were chasing.

 

113.Even if you get shot hundreds of times, you wont start to bleed until you fall on the ground.

 

114.Locked car doors can take quite a beating but they wont fall off

 

115.You can crash in a car, flip and roll over many times very fast,and crawl out of the upside down car without a scratch on you.

[Doomed_Space_Marine]

116. People who are chocking because of teargas or spray paint can't do anything, they can't run away or something and whatever they try to do, they'll keep walking back.

[TommyVance]

117. If you knock out a locked car door you can't enter the car.

[Struff Bunstridge]

118. Paramedics are actually voodoo practitioners.

[rubregg]

 

106) Trees are far more cunning than they first appear, jumping out at you when you least expect it.

118. Paramedics are actually voodoo practitioners.

mwaaahahaaa

[TommyVance]

119. If the boat turns upside-down, you can walk AND breathe underwater.

Edited November 24, 2008 by TommyVance

[Doomed_Space_Marine]

120. Cars are quickly repaired when you park them in the garage.

121. Cars in the garage disappear when garage door closes and appear when it opens.

122. There is a limited number of cars in the garage. Once it's reached, you no more cars will fit in it, even if there's enough space.

[GTASA_passer]

123. Some cars have the abillity to remain intact, no matter what you do they cant blow up. Although, the situation changes once a story caracter enteres it....

[abcadgfawghaeheheahaeh]

124. You will die if you jump in the front of a train!

[Maxrevv]

125. Doing burnouts to your car endlessly wont make your tires burn.

 

126. The girl you date will say the same stuff each time on a date.

 

126a. Girlfriends love it when u drive fast,even if they actually dont.

[chapapote]

127. There are lots of shotguns, flamethrowers and rocket launchers hidden around your city waiting to be picked up. You just need to look for them carefully.

[Struff Bunstridge]

128. Government agents, while looking for someone to delegate their dirty work, will generally pick young gangbangers in white vests running dodgy garages and pit them against their political enemies.

[MattyDienhoff]

129. Weapons with no triggers can still be fired.