russian93 Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 657. The military is incompetent. 658. You can survive several direct hits of an RPG-7. 659. Americans are highly suicidal and will jump in front of your car if you drive by. 670. Cops will execute people in public for no apparent reason. 671. Airplanes tend to explode in mid-air for no reason. 672. It is easier to steal a heavy-lift helicopter from a military fuel depot in order to steal an armored van from a completly unguarded and free accessable warehouse than to just steal the van. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TonyClifton Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 673. It seems that the most unforgiveable crime in San Andreas is to get across to areas that have their roads and bridges blocked off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyDog Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 674. You can't get out of the city just because a corrupt cop said so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jessica NCT Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 675 - Spike strips were outlawed sometime between 1986 (GTA:VC) and 1992. 676 - No-one seems to be bisexual, never mind homosexual. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyDog Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 27. If you aim someone, then he/she raises his/her hands. Ummm....Maybe that's because they don't want to be killed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TonyClifton Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 677. Even people living in huge mansions with swimming pools don't seem to be able to afford security. You can wander all over that sh*t. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
russian93 Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 678. You can hold up to 10.000 rounds for any weapon without stretching out your pockets. 679. If you carry more than 10.000 rounds for the same weapon they go infinite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TonyClifton Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 680. Every time CJ has his wicked way with Denise, there's an earthquake in Ganton. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobgtafan Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 681: A 20 something black man from Los Santos can take on the most well funded military on earth and even steal thier tanks and operate thier high tech jet packs and drive thier million dollar planes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomed_Space_Marine Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 679. If you carry more than 10.000 rounds for the same weapon they go infinite. Actually they don't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scarp1996 Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 681: A 20 something black man from Los Santos can take on the most well funded military on earth and even steal thier tanks and operate thier high tech jet packs and drive thier million dollar planes. your point Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyDog Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 681: A 20 something black man from Los Santos can take on the most well funded military on earth and even steal thier tanks and operate thier high tech jet packs and drive thier million dollar planes. Don't copy people's posts please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TonyClifton Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 682. If you fly your inexperienced ass in the Hydra around the skyscrapers of San Fierro, most of the experienced Hydra pilots chasing you will invariably crash into the buildings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da_Lurker Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 683. You won't get a cold for walking around in a forest while it's raining. 684. Animals do not exist (I'm pretty sure this one was already posted xD) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SanAndreasManiac Posted August 28, 2009 Share Posted August 28, 2009 683. You won't get a cold for walking around in a forest while it's raining. OFF: btw, how do u get sick in-game? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LanceVanceDance07 Posted August 29, 2009 Share Posted August 29, 2009 684: Gambling is fun, especially when you lose all your money and you fall in debt and the casino goons start chasing you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SanAndreasManiac Posted August 29, 2009 Share Posted August 29, 2009 685. CJ (along with Tommy, Claude, etc...) has the magical power of entering a car by the passanger's seat then with only one move going to the driver's seat, passing throught the gear lever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rigo14 Posted August 31, 2009 Share Posted August 31, 2009 686. you can enter a controller code to create f*ckery with cars and sh*t. 687. when you do enter the "invisible" code, you can fall from any high but lose 99% health. then eat and magically get to normal state. repeat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Killer783 Posted August 31, 2009 Share Posted August 31, 2009 688: Everyone comments of how bad you drive even homies (Random homie: If CJ is driving better go die now.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RR92 Posted October 8, 2009 Share Posted October 8, 2009 (edited) 683. You won't get a cold for walking around in a forest while it's raining. OFF: btw, how do u get sick in-game? CJ can only get sick by eating more than 11 meals in a six-hour period, after which he vomits and is unable to eat for a further six in-game hours. 689. The AK-47 and the M4 rifles share the same type of ammunition. 690. Light and traffic poles, and other objects explicitly posing danger, can be rammed into at full speed with a vehicle to leave with no exterior damage. 691. Important messages will always appear in all corners and the center of your view - whether they are about how a relationship with a girlfriend is going, how much people respect you and find you sexy, or whether a task has been successfully completed - with a ding, beep, bop or a pumpin'-gangsta instrumental. Edited October 8, 2009 by RR92 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarnell Posted October 8, 2009 Share Posted October 8, 2009 692 - CJ has the power to walk through car doors and stay on the top of a moving veficle (good for drive by's) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxrevv Posted October 8, 2009 Share Posted October 8, 2009 692a: Only a flying hood that will hit CJ on the head will make him fall,nothing else will. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jessica NCT Posted October 8, 2009 Share Posted October 8, 2009 Dunno if they've been posted or not: 693 - You can't get healed if you go to a hospital, but you can if you go to a fast-food place. 693a - Fast food is actually good for you. 694 - If you get a visit from a paramedic, you'll be healed there and then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sniper8057 Posted October 9, 2009 Share Posted October 9, 2009 695. The pigz kill people instead of arresting them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Killer783 Posted October 12, 2009 Share Posted October 12, 2009 696-Police don't belive in tickets.Only police brutality Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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