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Hayden
I post riddles that I don't even know the answer to myself to annoy other forumers and waste 10 mins of their time.

Who am I?

greebo-man

You're doing it wrong.

 

Here's an easy one:

The rich need it, the poor have it, and if you eat it you will die.

 

NO CHEATING!

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greebo-man

Oil/petrol?

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Woody510

the answer is nothing

 

the rich need nothing,

the poor have nothing,

and eating nothing will ultimately result in you dieing.

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greebo-man

Poo.

 

I'm not very good at these, am I?

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Hayden
the answer is nothing

 

the rich need nothing,

the poor have nothing,

and eating nothing will ultimately result in you dieing.

Bingo. I suppose you'd have a crack at it now.

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Bates_GTA
Oil/petrol?

That was a good answer colgate.gif

 

Hayden your turn.

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Hodgey.
Oil/petrol?

That was a good answer colgate.gif

 

Hayden your turn.

Isnt it suppose the be Woody510 turn then not Hayden as he got it right. Anyway i didnt realise there was a second page so i was still on the grandad one. suicidal.gif

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Bates_GTA
Oil/petrol?

That was a good answer colgate.gif

 

Hayden your turn.

Isnt it suppose the be Woody510 turn then not Hayden as he got it right. Anyway i didnt realise there was a second page so i was still on the grandad one. suicidal.gif

Oh crap yeah. Sorry Woody, i just read the first name, dozingoff.gif

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Drowning

Two children born minutes after one another from the same mother, both having the same father. They arn't twins.

How is this possible?

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Hodgey.
Two children born minutes after one another from the same mother, both having the same father. They arn't twins.

How is this possible?

Triplets?

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flicko
Two children born minutes after one another from the same mother, both having the same father. They arn't twins.

How is this possible?

One was born at 23:59, the other was born at 00:01?

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TonyZimmzy
Two children born minutes after one another from the same mother, both having the same father. They arn't twins.

How is this possible?

One was born at 23:59, the other was born at 00:01?

That'd still make them twins ...?

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Drowning
Two children born minutes after one another from the same mother, both having the same father. They arn't twins.

How is this possible?

Triplets?

DING DING DING.

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sanandreas luva101
Here it is

 

Brothers and sisters i have none my fathers father is your fathers son Who am i?

MY COUSIN!!! my great cousin!!!

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D- Ice

[DISREGARD BEFORE EDIT]

Lol, sorry, I didn't read all the other pages first. Guess better make some use of this post...

 

This is a great topic, I'm really loving reading those riddles - keep it up guys. icon14.gif

Edited by D- Ice

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Pat

A man sitting in his car has been shot and killed. The gun he was shot with is laying outside of the car. The windows have been rolled up all day and the doors have been closed all day. Not once has either been opened. There is no sun roof. There are no bullet holes in the car. How was he shot?

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Robinski

 

A man sitting in his car has been shot and killed. The gun he was shot with is laying outside of the car. The windows have been rolled up all day and the doors have been closed all day. Not once has either been opened. There is no sun roof. There are no bullet holes in the car. How was he shot?

by someone opening the trunk/boot hatch and then shooting him through/around the headrest? Disregard if you fell that the boot is a door, i disagree.

 

Or he was shot in the stomach or any other non-instantly fatal area and stumbled into the car and closed the door to try and drive off, but perished before he could start it.

 

Damn its a convertible isn't it? got it on my 3rd edit.

Edited by Robinski

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Pat

Your third edit is correct. Never seen anyone get it that fast.

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Girish

Alright, time for a few brain teasers:

 

• Why can't a man living in the USA be buried in Canada?

• Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister? Why?

• A man builds a house rectangular in shape. All sides have southern exposure. A big bear walks by, what color is the bear? Why?

• If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?

• How far can a dog run into the woods?

• One big hockey fan claimed to be able to say the score before any game. How did he do it?

• You can start a fire if you have alcohol, petrol, kerosene, paper, candle, coke, a full matchbox and a piece of cotton wool. What is the first thing you light?

• Why do Chinese men eat more rice than Japanese men?

• What word describes a woman who does not have all her fingers on one hand?

 

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Machida
• What word describes a woman who does not have all her fingers on one hand?

Useless.

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Pat
Alright, time for a few brain teasers:

 

• Why can't a man living in the USA be buried in Canada?

• Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister? Why?

• If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?

• You can start a fire if you have alcohol, petrol, kerosene, paper, candle, coke, a full matchbox and a piece of cotton wool. What is the first thing you light?

Because if he's still living, he can't be burried.

No, because the man is dead.

Two.

One of the matches.

 

Couldn't get the other ones.

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Girish

Well, Pat got the four of them right. That leaves us with,

 

• A man builds a house rectangular in shape. All sides have southern exposure. A big bear walks by, what color is the bear? Why?

• How far can a dog run into the woods?

• One big hockey fan claimed to be able to say the score before any game. How did he do it?

• Why do Chinese men eat more rice than Japanese men?

• What word describes a woman who does not have all her fingers on one hand?

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Machida

• Why do Chinese men eat more rice than Japanese men?

 

There are more Chinese men than Japanese men?

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Girish
• Why do Chinese men eat more rice than Japanese men?

 

There are more Chinese men than Japanese men?

You'd be right if the question had been phrased a little different grammatically.

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Pat

Just got it.

 

Chinese men don't eat Japanese men.

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Girish

 

Just got it.

 

Chinese men don't eat Japanese men.

Righto. Machida's answer would have been right if the question had been ' Why do Chinese men eat more rice than Japanese men do?'

 

• A man builds a house rectangular in shape. All sides have southern exposure. A big bear walks by, what color is the bear? Why?

• How far can a dog run into the woods?

• One big hockey fan claimed to be able to say the score before any game. How did he do it?

• What word describes a woman who does not have all her fingers on one hand?

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Pat

 

• What word describes a woman who does not have all her fingers on one hand?

Do you mean she doesn't have all ten of her fingers on one hand? If so, normal.

 

 

• One big hockey fan claimed to be able to say the score before any game. How did he do it?

You didn't say the score was correct.

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Machida
• Why do Chinese men eat more rice than Japanese men?

 

There are more Chinese men than Japanese men?

You'd be right if the question had been phrased a little different grammatically.

• Why do Chinese men eat more rice than Japanese men?

 

There are more Chinese men.

 

• What word describes a woman who does not have all her fingers on one hand?

 

Normal.

It would be abnormal to have all ten fingers on the one had.

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Girish

Both Pat and Machida got the last one right. icon14.gif

 

• A man builds a house rectangular in shape. All sides have southern exposure. A big bear walks by, what color is the bear? Why?

• How far can a dog run into the woods?

• One big hockey fan claimed to be able to say the score (the correct score) before any game. How did he do it?

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Machida

• How far can a dog run into the woods?

 

Only as far as it's leash.

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