THE CHAIN STORY

[Kr0nIcRiDaH]

He starts to grab all the money chips, but the Mafia start firing at him. He puts back him pump-action and takes out his assault rifle. It's jammed. He swears.

"What a time, you stupid gun!" He's pinned down and under heavy fire. He has three weapons left, one of them useless. Roman is gone.

 

1. He swings the assault rifle like a ninja and it hits someone on the head.

2. He takes out his pump-action but then it runs out of ammo. One more weapon left...

3. He takes out his phone and starts calling...

[NickRad]

3. He takes out his phone and starts calling...

Niko, then calls Roman to see why he left Roman replies with. Cousin lets go bowling! Niko replies with....

1.) Ok cousin i'll come

2.) Are you freaking kidding me then pulls out a 9mm and fights the mobsters off

3.) Niko gets shot and awakens in front of the hospital

[Mati]

 

3. He takes out his phone and starts calling...

Niko, then calls Roman to see why he left Roman replies with. Cousin lets go bowling! Niko replies with....

1.) Ok cousin i'll come

2.) Are you freaking kidding me then pulls out a 9mm and fights the mobsters off

3.) Niko gets shot and awakens in front of the hospital

I dont think this post is legal cause Niko hadnt a 9mm.

anyways:

 

Niko says ok illl come. Niko took cover and the mafia continued shooting. Niko then:

1. jumps out and fights with bare fists

2. asks them if they want to go to EDIT bowling together (i wrote cluckin bell)

3. throws the table he took cover behind and runs away

4. walks away as nothing happened

5. calls dwaynes backup and romans cab to escort him to cluckin bell.

[Kr0nIcRiDaH]

Technically the 9mm phrase was appropriate, because I mentioned that he had three weapons; a jammed AK, a pump-action, and a third that was to be decided by the replier.

 

Anyway, he calls Dwayne for backup. This time, the backup crew had only baseball bats and knives.

"What is this? Dwayne usually sends guys who are better prepared!"

"Sorry bro, but the boss is on a budget!" A gang member shouts back.

Niko yells over the noise of gunfire. He tries to use his AK again, and he fixes the jamming problem. He starts firing back, and exits out through the back entrance, locking it, and observes

 

1. His mom.

2. The path blocked by Russians.

3. Roman in his taxi, waiting to pick him up to go bowling.

4. That the path is clear, and he goes to the street.

 

[Mati]

Technically the 9mm phrase was appropriate, because I mentioned that he had three weapons; a jammed AK, a pump-action, and a third that was to be decided by the replier.

 

Anyway, he calls Dwayne for backup. This time, the backup crew had only baseball bats and knives.

"What is this? Dwayne usually sends guys who are better prepared!"

"Sorry bro, but the boss is on a budget!" A gang member shouts back.

Niko yells over the noise of gunfire. He tries to use his AK again, and he fixes the jamming problem. He starts firing back, and exits out through the back entrance, locking it, and observes

 

1. His mom.

2. The path blocked by Russians.

3. Roman in his taxi, waiting to pick him up to go bowling.

4. That the path is clear, and he goes to the street.

Roman waits in his cab.

Roman: hey cousin sorry for puttting you in sh*t again.

Niko: and gambling our money away and putting my live in danger?

Roman: cmon cousin, you still alive. now lets bowl!

Backup: can we go too?

Niko: sure.

 

Later at the bowling alley:

Everyone is inside enjoying a happy game of bowling. a few hours later they decide to go and split up.

Niko: oh i forgot to pay. but where is my wallet?

Roman: i gambled all away.

the backup suddenly gone.

 

the bowling alley boss comes. roman and niko have to be punished. instead of paying they have to:

1. wash the whole club

2. be his hitman

3. become his hos

4. steal some cars

 

[Chimpso]

1. Wash the whole club.

 

Niko and Roman decide to comply, as they don't want trouble. They clean the club and the manager thanks them. An old man then walks into the bowling alley. Unfortunatly, he is actually a member of the Faustin Bravata (the real name of the Russian Mafia) and he takes his "walking stick" and attempts to shoot Niko. Niko and Roman duck for cover, but the manager is hit and hurt. Niko...

 

1. Runs out and saves the managers life.

2. Shoots the manager himself with a 9mm for making him clean the whole club.

3. Kills the "old man" with his 9mm and then goes to help the manager, who is close to death.

[Mati]

1. Wash the whole club.

 

Niko and Roman decide to comply, as they don't want trouble. They clean the club and the manager thanks them. An old man then walks into the bowling alley. Unfortunatly, he is actually a member of the Faustin Bravata (the real name of the Russian Mafia) and he takes his "walking stick" and attempts to shoot Niko. Niko and Roman duck for cover, but the manager is hit and hurt. Niko...

 

1. Runs out and saves the managers life.

2. Shoots the manager himself with a 9mm for making him clean the whole club.

3. Kills the "old man" with his 9mm and then goes to help the manager, who is close to death.

Niko runs out to save the managers live. he jums out the cover in slow motion screaming NOOOOOOOOO! and takes the manager to cover. the russian continues shooting but misses. roman picks a bowling ball and throws it at the russians head. he fells to the ground.

Niko to manager: are you allright?

Manager: look at this mess! you need to start over.

 

Nikos head turns red.

Roman says: cmon Niko calm down. and you mister manager: He just saved your live.

Manager: so what? i dont care. now make the the club clean!

 

Niko:

1. blasts off the managers head

2. hits the manager in the head and runs away

3. hits the managers head, picks the russian to overhear him at the safehouse.

4. hits the managers head , picks up the cash from cash register, runs away

5. cleans the bowling alley.

 

Nikos head tr

[Chimpso]

5. Cleans the bowling alley.

 

Niko and Roman are pissed off, but understand that this has happened because of them. They clean the alley, dump the dead russian in a dumpster, clean all the blood and go to the manager. The manager yells "what about the bullet holes! You're not leaving until you fix them!"

 

What does Niko do?

 

1. Smashes the manager to the floor and drops a bowling ball on his head, killing him. Niko says "clean your own alley asshole!" and leaves.

2. Niko wants to kill the manager, but understands that he's understanderbly pissed. So he knocks him out and calls an ambulance and the police to clear up.

3. Niko wants to kill the manager, but instead he and Roman just walk out. The manager gets angry and follows them out, Niko points his 9mm at him, and the manager backs off, he's already hurt and does not want to be shot again.

Edited August 8, 2010 by Chimpso

[Mati]

1.

Niko is turning red and he holds his fists tight. the manager continues bla-bla-ing. suddenly The redio turns itself on (or Roman did it ). and it plays :eminem ft. natedogg till I collapcase:

Niko puts his hands on the manager and throws him with one hand to the floor almost making a hole. Roman gives him a bowling ball and Niko thinking about his war days throws the bowling ball smashing the managers head to pieces. EDIT: he says clean your own alle and leaves

 

Niko walks away and:

1. asks roman to go to a stripclub

2. asks about dwaynes backup

3. searches revenge on the russians

4. goes to his safehouse

Edited August 7, 2010 by mati1501

[Chimpso]

1.

Niko is turning red and he holds his fists tight. the manager continues bla-bla-ing. suddenly The redio turns itself on (or Roman did it ). and it plays :eminem ft. natedogg till I collapcase:

Niko puts his hands on the manager and throws him with one hand to the floor almost making a hole. Roman gives him a bowling ball and Niko thinking about his war days throws the bowling ball smashing the managers head to pieces. EDIT: he says clean your own alle and leaves

 

Niko walks away and:

1. asks roman to go to a stripclub

2. asks about dwaynes backup

3. searches revenge on the russians

4. goes to his safehouse

1. Asks Roman to go to a Strip club

 

Niko ask's Roman if he would like to go to the Triangle Club in Bohan. Romans wants too, but they don't have any money. Niko grins and walks back into the bowling alley, he exits, holding the cash register. They go to the Triangle Club and Roman goes to have a private dance with a stripper while Niko sits at the bar and has a bottle of vodka. Then Roman is heared yelling and Niko looks to see two Security Guards escorting him to the door. Niko says "What did he do?". One of the security guards says "He touched the stripper". Roman is unhappy and yells out "I just wanted feel some real American titties for once!". Niko wants to stay at the club, so asks the Guard if he can. The guard says; "You will have to pay a fine, $150".

 

What does Niko do?

 

1. Pays the fine and he and Roman stay at the club.

2. He yells "What?!" at the guard and he and roman leave.

3. Niko asks the guard if he can speak privatley with him. When he and the guard are alone, he smashes his vodka bottle over the guards head, knocking him out. He then returns and tells the other guard he's paid the fine. The guard lets Roman and Niko stay in the club.

[nb2010]

2. He yells "What?!" at the guard and he and Roman leave.

 

Roman protests his innocence as he and Niko leave the club.

"Now we can never go back there, how am I going to be a big business man if I cant even go to a strip club?"

 

Niko calmly pulls a grenade out of his pocket.

"I wouldnt worry about that Roman, you cant go to a strip club if it isnt there......"

 

Niko elbows the guard outside and rolls the grenade into the club. A few seconds pass as the people inside scream with terror.

Boom! Bricks and mortar, strippers and punters are blasted into the sky while Niko and Roman duck for cover behind a Landstalker.

 

Sirens can be heard almost instantly and Roman whinges,

"Niko you idiot! what are we going to do now?!"

 

Niko grabs a brick and smashes the window of the Landstalker.

 

What does Niko do?

 

1. Hotwire the Landstalker and get out of there before the cops arrive

2. Knock Roman out with the brick to stop him panicking and carry him out via a nearby alley.

3. Put the brick over the accelerator and send the Landstalkertowards the oncoming police.

[Chimpso]

3. Put the brick over the accelerator and send the Landstalkertowards the oncoming police.

 

Niko lights a molotov, throws it into the car and then slams the brick down. The flaming landstalker smashes into an oncoming police car and destroys it, another car is caught in the blast and is also heavily damaged, but does not explode. The police send a helicopter after Niko and Roman and the gunner shoots at Niko. Niko dodges but a bullet hits the gas tank of a nearby car and it explodes. Niko gets up from the explosion. He needs to destroy the heli. He lost his 9mm during the blast, so he needs to use something else to help him.

 

What does he use and how

 

1. He picks up a picece of metal from the destroyed club and throws it at the helicopter's tail rotor, causing it to spin out of control and crash.

2. He holds up a car door as cover from the helicopter gunfire and moves towards the half destroyed police car, where there are bound to be weapons.

3. Roman - He makes Roman pretend to surrender, the stupid cops rope a man down to arrest roman. Niko smashes a 2-by-4 into his face and steals his assault rifle.

[Mati]

3. Put the brick over the accelerator and send the Landstalkertowards the oncoming police.

 

Niko lights a molotov, throws it into the car and then slams the brick down. The flaming landstalker smashes into an oncoming police car and destroys it, another car is caught in the blast and is also heavily damaged, but does not explode. The police send a helicopter after Niko and Roman and the gunner shoots at Niko. Niko dodges but a bullet hits the gas tank of a nearby car and it explodes. Niko gets up from the explosion. He needs to destroy the heli. He lost his 9mm during the blast, so he needs to use something else to help him.

 

What does he use and how

 

1. He picks up a picece of metal from the destroyed club and throws it at the helicopter's tail rotor, causing it to spin out of control and crash.

2. He holds up a car door as cover from the helicopter gunfire and moves towards the half destroyed police car, where there are bound to be weapons.

3. Roman - He makes Roman pretend to surrender, the stupid cops rope a man down to arrest roman. Niko smashes a 2-by-4 into his face and steals his assault rifle.

1.Niko throws a piece of metal from the destroyed club. The throws it at the helis tail rotor and causin it to loose control and crash.

 

Well thats one problem less, says roman.

The stupid cops look at the destroyed helicopter and eat juicy donuts.

Niko: its our chance. lets...

 

1. give up and let them arrest us

2. escape trough the alley near triangle

3. ask the cops for a donut

[Kr0nIcRiDaH]

EDIT. Sorry, didn't see the double post.

Edited August 8, 2010 by Kr0nIcRiDaH

[Chimpso]

Oh dear... Double answer, I will go with mati's as it was the first one.

 

2. Escapes through the alley near triangle.

 

Niko and Roman manage to escape the cops, but they are being hunted around the city. Where should they go to hide?

 

1. In a nearby dumpster.

2. Go back to the South Bohan Safehouse.

3. Screw hiding! I'm gonna kill every f*cking cop in this town!

[Mati]

Oh dear... Double answer, I will go with mati's as it was the first one.

 

2. Escapes through the alley near triangle.

 

Niko and Roman manage to escape the cops, but they are being hunted around the city. Where should they go to hide?

 

1. In a nearby dumpster.

2. Go back to the South Bohan Safehouse.

3. Screw hiding! I'm gonna kill every f*cking cop in this town!

they come back to the south bohan safehouse.

on their way they see a red comet parked so they stole it. inside there were some clothes. a suit for niko and a im with stupid shirt for roman. they drove carfuly.

inside the safehouse:

 

1. Mallories cousin sits on the couch

2. there is a package that waits to be opened

3. alot black suited men and Michelle want to arrest Niko

[Driftking120]

3. alot black suited men and Michelle want to arrest Niko

not you again says niko

niko then hits michelle and knockes her out

then throughs her out the window and drops a gernade

niko you idiot says roman

no time for that cmon says niko and jumps out a window

niko jumps into the comet and roman lands onto the roof niko then hits the gas

roman climbs in just as the apartment explodes

how we going to pay for that now huh?says roman

i thing well have a bit of renovating to do we will get our money back from them says niko

who you plan to do that says roman

youll see says niko

911 how can we assist you says the officer

yea um those guys in here are planing to bomb the get a life building says niko

what!says roman

the noose will be over there imediatly ser says the officer

second later noose are storming the place

i dont see how this will get our money back says roman

niko then sees a blista here roman attach this to that blista over their says niko

second later the car explodes the noose are drawn to it niko then throws a gernade it explodes roman get the money

just then a gold vincent trys running niko over niko finds a black sentinel parked across the street

hey you idiot thats mine says a gangster

i think you will need to walk home says niko

just then niko sees roman running with the cash register

get in says niko

niko slams on the gas niko shifts then the vincent rams them

drive faster roman insists

im trying says niko

niko then runs into a random pedestrian

a pedestrian then calls the police

niko then hits some air the vincent them slams into them from the side

niko barly misses a packer

niko then slams on the brakes and turns hard slaming into the vincent its doors fly openniko then slams on the gas and slams into the doors ripping then strait off

its dimitiris goons says roman niko then runs into a cabby

what says niko

its them i know it says roman

niko then speeds past a cop very fast

dispatch street race going on attempting to stop suspects

oh great its the pigs says roman niko then slams into the vincent hard it spins out into a blista

niko look out says roman niko then hits the fronto of a cabby goes over it and goes over the ramp of packer

niko they are shooting at us says roman

the shooting then scares a blue cavalade which slams into the vincent

the vincent does a stunt jump thats on the side of the road and turns into niko

niko then quickly disarms the gunmen

but niko slams into a securicar cuasing it to slam it ito a gasoline truck which explods niko there going to ram us says roman not this time says niko niko hits the brakes which the vincent misses niko then hits the gas causing the vincent to be unable to brake and slam into a highway sign the vincent then starts on fire and niko ending up running a red light and getting ramed by a phantom nikos cars engine stops working then the vincent explodes niko and roman then

1.buy a new sentinel

2.buy a mansion in alderney

3.watch tv at there alderney safehouse

4.buy hotdogs at the hotdog stand

 

[Kr0nIcRiDaH]

They watch TV at the Alderney sefehouse.

"Niko what the hell are we doing in this place when we can watch at our Algonquin safehouse?" Roman asks.

Niko stares back at Roman. "Too far."

"Lets go for a drink, Cousin. Club Liberty. I'll drive," Roman offers.

"Sure. In what, your Forklift?"

"No, I'll find us something," says Roman.

 

1. They stroll outside and jack a police cruiser, and drive on as if nothing happened.

2. Pegorino's son wants to avenge his father because Niko killed him on Happiness Island.

3. They find a car parked in their parking space outside the safehouse. It's a Coquette.

[Chimpso]

3. They find a car parked in their parking space outside the safehouse. It's a Coquette.

 

Roman and Niko are confused. "Don't take the car cousin" Romans says, "It might have a bomb in it!" Niko does not believe him and says "Cousin, it probarbly belongs to one of the dozen other people who live in this building. So they jack the car and are on their way to club Liberty. Niko notices that they are being followed by a blue stallion. Niko guesses that it is one of the Ancelottis around Alderney.

 

What do you do?

 

1. Forget about them, if all they are doing it looking, thats fine.

2. Drive to an alleyway, gets out of that car and sprays the Ancelotti vehicle with AK rounds.

3. Hit the breaks and fly speed towards the Ancelottis, Uzi blazing in a high-speed drive-by.

[Kr0nIcRiDaH]

They forget about them, since Niko has had enough of action for the time being. Roman nearly crashes into a tree after an 18-wheeler nearly crushes them.

"Don't ruin the car idiot," says Niko, pissed off. The Stallion is still following them. Niko draws his AK, just in case. They reach Club Liberty, and exit an hour later, to find their Coquette about to stolen by some guy from the blue Stallion.

 

1. Roman beats him up while Niko holds him. They put him in the trunk and dump him in the ocean.

2. Like 1, except they visit the top of the Rotterdam Building (Empire State Building) and Niko excecutes him with his .357. He falls off.

3. They let him take it.

[Chimpso]

3. They let him take it.

 

As soon as he drives off in the car, it explodes, meaning that Romans was Rright and there was a timebomb in the car. Niko and Roman have no car to get home and avoid any Ancelottis. What do they do?

 

1. Go around the back and jack a car.

2. Go around the back and jack the Ancelottis blue stallion.

3. Get a cab.

[Kr0nIcRiDaH]

They go around and jack an Admiral. The guy in there has a pump-action though. He starts firing, and the two rear tires are out of commission. The pissed off victim calls the police, and Niko and Roman get a two-star wanted level. They leave the car and jack a Dukes. They lose the police soon enough, and Niko tells Roman to drive him to the southernmost tip of Algonquin.

"Wait here, Roman. I'll be back." He walks off toward the docks, and comes back soon with an RPG with four extra rockets!

"Sh*t! How did you get that, cousin?" Roman stares at the RPG.

"I like to have backup around Liberty City." That was all Niko said.

 

1. Jacob calls to say that he's in trouble.

2. Michelle calls Roman for a date.

3. Mallorie tells Roman that there are some guys outside the South Bohan safehouse.

[Chimpso]

1. Jacob calls to say that he's in trouble.

 

Niko gats a call from Jacob "Ey Niko, me and babman got into big fight! Need some help for I and I you know!" Niko and Roman don't know what to do, staying around here means that the Ancelottis can get them, but helping Jacob can get them in more trouble.

 

What do Niko and Roman do?

 

1. Screw Jacob, they go home.

2. Go and help Jacob.

3. Tell Jacob that they will be arriving to help him in style.

[Mati]

Okay Jacob, were arriving in style.

Roman: what you mean cousin?

Niko: youll see cousin, youll see.

 

They drive to the apartament bulding near Hombrews Cafe.

Roman waits in the Admiral so he wont get hurt.

Niko blasts the door open with the rocket launcher just to jump trough the window and shoots everywhere with his AK he got.

It appears that...

 

1. He killed all the bad guys

2. He shoot Jacob, hes still alive

3. there was nobody, only a letter

[Chimpso]

1. He killed all the bad guys.

 

Niko steps over corpses and goes to Jacob and Badman who are behind the bar counter. Jacob tells Niko that some russian "Blood clots" are looking for him and this was the first place they checked.

 

What do they do?

 

1. Get back into the car with Roman to drive-by some Russians.

2. Badman, Jacob and Niko get into the Adrimal to do some drive-bys.

3. They ctay in the cafe.

[Kr0nIcRiDaH]

They go to the car and to some drives-by on the Russians. They arrive at the scene to find

 

1. A gang of 40 Russians having a meeting.

2. Some bikers robbing the Russians.

3. Police fighting it out with the Russians.

[Mati]

 

1. He killed all the bad guys.

 

Niko steps over corpses and goes to Jacob and Badman who are behind the bar counter. Jacob tells Niko that some russian "Blood clots" are looking for him and this was the first place they checked.

 

What do they do?

 

1. Get back into the car with Roman to drive-by some Russians.

2. Badman, Jacob and Niko get into the Adrimal to do some drive-bys.

3. They ctay in the cafe.

3. they stay at the cafe.

After everyoue got Hiiiiiigh suddenly 4 black cars in every car 4 black suited russians came to the cafe. they get their Aks and killed everyone,exept Niko (he hide under the pool table) and Roman (hes suddenly gone???). Jacob teleported to the hospital. While they search for Niko, that lies near a dead Jamaican he searches if he has a gun. he has. Niko picks it up and jumps out in slow motion, headshoting everybody. Jacob calls.

 

He says that his weed stash is hidden at the playground near the cafe. bud sudddenly 4 more cars come Niko...

1. acts dead

2. headshots himself

3. runs out to kill them

4. runs out to the stash

5. smokes some more

 

EDIT:

the post above me was first, so ignore this.

Edited August 8, 2010 by mati1501

[Chimpso]

Double reply, will go with Kr0nIcRiDaH's.

 

3. The police fighting it out with the russians.

 

Niko is like "What the hell?" and Roman explains that it may have been all the assasination attempts. The cops are losing against the Russians and they are getting killed. A NOOSE team is too far away to help.

 

What do they do?

 

1. Help the cops to kill the Russians.

2. Help the Russians to kill the cops.

3. Leave the area.

[Mati]

Double reply, will go with Kr0nIcRiDaH's.

 

3. The police fighting it out with the russians.

 

Niko is like "What the hell?" and Roman explains that it may have been all the assasination attempts. The cops are losing against the Russians and they are getting killed. A NOOSE team is too far away to help.

 

What do they do?

 

1. Help the cops to kill the Russians.

2. Help the Russians to kill the cops.

3. Leave the area.

3.

Niko: well, since were not friends with cops or russians then we can uh... go away?

Roman: yep.

 

Roman and Niko run away as fast as they can. They are in Hove beach Near the Diner. They..

 

1. see the blue ancelotti stallion parked at comrades

2. see that all the russians are gone

3. see brucie talks with some hobos

4. see that hobos run riot

[Chimpso]

1. See the Blue Ancelotti Stallion parked at comrades.

 

Niko and Roman see the Stallion. "What are the ancelottis doing out here?!" Roman says. Niko does not know, but they have to do something before they are spotted.

 

What do they do?

 

1. Run into comrads and shoot anything that moves.

2. Wait until the guy in the stallion leaves, jack a car and follow him.

3. Enter comrades but do not draw attention to themselves and listen to the Ancelotti.