Skinny Jeans

[TheGuyFromThere]

Let me start by sayin; I duno if this topic has been posted before... if it has... don't bother to tell me and post links to it because I DONT GIVE A f*ckIN sh*t

 

But anyway

 

I just posted about skinny jeans in another topic about guitar players and it got me thinkin... people who wear skinny jeans are FRUITS

 

Does anyone here wear skinny jeans?? If so could you please SHOW YOURSELF and explain your reasons to being such a god damn INSULT to men

 

thanks

[Otter]

Skinny jeans were a fad that has kind of come and gone; I think now we'll be seeing more tapered jeans, once again.

 

I'm a fan of the boot cut myself, but just because I can't get used to tight sh*t. However, some girls get really wet for a pair of ball-huggers; I don't understand why getting scene pussy makes one less of a man.

[Panz]

No way. Only those teenage emo kids wear skinny jeans.

It makes them look like anorexic man-whores who refuse to listen to their mom.

 

I don't even wear skinny jeans. They're just weird. And, they make my shoes look fat.

What the hell is that?

 

Normal jeans are good. Anyone here still wear overalls? I remember I did when I was a really little girl.

[Venom]

Wearing Boot Cuts now.

 

I've tried on a pair of my brother's before; I literally could not get my leg into them - I just don't get why you'd want legs that look like they're going to break at any given moment.

 

I did once see an emo-esque couple - the girl had thicker legs than the guy! Quite hilarious.

[Girish]

One of my friends wears skinny jeans and he always has a bulge showing. Embarrassing.

 

I have never been fond of them. Too bad for comfort.

[Kaj.]

Indeed, skinny jeans are a blemish on the subject of male clothing.

 

 

One thing I've always wondered is why some skaters (SEE: Skateboard) wear skinny jeans. How can you get any kind of comfortable mobility in those things? Something isn't right about that.

[Mr.Ruthless]

I hate skinny jeans, how can anyone feel comfortable wearing those?

[Killer.Khan]

Skinny Jeans.....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

They make your pubes burst.

[Taste Of Chaos]

They make your pubes burst.

Or your bollocks...

 

Makes me f*cking cringe.

 

EMO'S! I do not want to see a perfect outline of your f*cking arse crack in your trowsers.

 

Unless you're a girl emo, then you're probably a slut anyway.

[flicko]

EMO'S! I do not want to see a perfect outline of your f*cking arse crack in your trowsers.

Emo's listen up, the emo has spoken.

[Runey]

No way.

 

They look painful.

 

EDIT: And once again, a Z member succeeds in being an asshole.

[Otter]

So, the thinly veiled reason for despising skinny jeans is homophobia?

 

That's anti-climactic.

[Pat]

Tons of people at my school wear them, and I just don't understand why. I can't imagine ever wearing a pair (of course, my legs are pretty fat...). Though, there was someone in my class last year who was wearing a pair, and he ended up getting slapped by the girl sitting in front of him because... well, you can see where this is going. After that he started wearing normal pairs of jeans.

 

You know, I bet there's someone watching this topic right now, afraid to admit that they wear skin-tight jeans.

 

@ToC: If you don't want to see their ass crack, you could just, you know, look away.

[Saget]

Skinny jeans were a fad that has kind of come and gone; I think now we'll be seeing more tapered jeans, once again.

 

I'm a fan of the boot cut myself, but just because I can't get used to tight sh*t. However, some girls get really wet for a pair of ball-huggers; I don't understand why getting scene pussy makes one less of a man.

Boot cut jeans make my ass look awesome.

 

And skinny jeans on guys is gaaaaaay.

[beavis]

It's a fad that has failed to go away.

 

It really doesn't bother me. I just look away.

[Rebel]

Guys in skinny jeans are horrible. So feminine. Especially when their walking around with them around their ass still, thats what I don't get. I own one pair of skinny jeans and I have to admit they look a hell of a lot better on girls than they do guys. I fail at wearing them anyway because not having an ass just makes the back on the ass just flat. I feel kind of sorry for guys who wear them, kinda makes you think they have nothing down there to offer a girl.

[Taste Of Chaos]

EMO'S! I do not want to see a perfect outline of your f*cking arse crack in your trowsers.

Emo's listen up, the emo has spoken.

I lol'ed.

 

Whatever you say.

 

@ Pat: Well...My dick does feel pretty crushed in these boxers if that counts?

 

Frontal wedgie style.

[Picolini]

I can't wear skinny jeans because.. well I'm not skinny. My upper leg muscles are very large as well, so they'd be baggy by my calves.

 

As for the people who wear then, depends how. It can be pulled off.

[Carbine23]

I wear a more baggy like kind of jeans, with a dark blue color. I've never seen any guys wear skinny jeans, except girls who wear those extremely "tight" ones.

[Hart]

I can't wear skinny jeans because.. well I'm not skinny. My upper leg muscles are very large as well

 

 

So basically you're saying you are too fat to wear skinny jeans?

[Pat]

@ Pat: Well...My dick does feel pretty crushed in these boxers if that counts?

First you were talking about looking at the ass cracks of emos, now you're talking about your dick being crushed up against your boxers?

 

You're starting to scare me ToC...

[Royal Criminal]

They're perfect for women, but skinny/tight jeans are f*cking horrible for men. Just because emos like the pain inflicted on their balls doesn't mean normal people should.

[Machida]

I'm so straight I don't even know what skinny jeans are.

Those baggy jean wearers are a buch of lady boys too.

...keep it simple, nothing fancy.

[Royal Criminal]

I'm so straight I don't even know what skinny jeans are.

Those baggy jean wearers are a buch of lady boys too.

...keep it simple, nothing fancy.

Dude, have you ever wore baggy jeans? They are comfortable, don't turn your nuts into powder and look cool. What, in your idea is a simple pair of jeans?

[Taste Of Chaos]

 

You know, I bet there's someone watching this topic right now, afraid to admit that they wear skin-tight jeans.

 

 

I was in reply to that.

 

In Brighton there are f*ckin emo's everywhere, its almost impossible to look away. And if you do you'll probably walk into the street and get gouranga'd by a bus. Probably being driven by an emo...

 

Well, maybe its not THAAAAT bad, but its still an infestation zone.

[Machida]

I'm so straight I don't even know what skinny jeans are.

Those baggy jean wearers are a buch of lady boys too.

...keep it simple, nothing fancy.

Dude, have you ever wore baggy jeans? They are comfortable, don't turn your nuts into powder and look cool. What, in your idea is a simple pair of jeans?

When was the last time you seen John Rambo sport a pair of baggy jeans?

 

If it falls past your ankle, then it's a skirt.

[Runey]

I'm so straight I don't even know what skinny jeans are.

Those baggy jean wearers are a buch of lady boys too.

...keep it simple, nothing fancy.

Dude, have you ever wore baggy jeans? They are comfortable, don't turn your nuts into powder and look cool. What, in your idea is a simple pair of jeans?

When was the last time you seen John Rambo sport a pair of baggy jeans?

 

If it falls past your ankle, then it's a skirt.

You're kidding me, right, all my pants are beyond ankle and they aren't baggy at all.

[Tony Mozzarelli 80]

As i said in the other topic. Skinny jeans are bad enough, but if they have the fringe covering oone eye, they should be exterminated

[Hart]

I'm so straight I don't even know what skinny jeans are.

Those baggy jean wearers are a buch of lady boys too.

...keep it simple, nothing fancy.

Dude, have you ever wore baggy jeans? They are comfortable, don't turn your nuts into powder and look cool. What, in your idea is a simple pair of jeans?

When was the last time you seen John Rambo sport a pair of baggy jeans?

 

If it falls past your ankle, then it's a skirt.

How high are your jeans!? Maybe just a bit below ankle is standard, but anything higher than the ankle is ridiculous. Grand-father height ridiculous.

[Otter]

I'm so straight I don't even know what skinny jeans are.

Those baggy jean wearers are a buch of lady boys too.

...keep it simple, nothing fancy.

Dude, have you ever wore baggy jeans? They are comfortable, don't turn your nuts into powder and look cool. What, in your idea is a simple pair of jeans?

...something that actually fits you? Go figure?

 

Baggy jeans, or their retarded cousins, the saggy jeans, look like you're a relic of the 90's, or you're trying make up for the miniscule size of your johnson by hiding it in folds of fabric.