TheFMC Posted August 18, 2008 Share Posted August 18, 2008 Can you please help me out a bit? Most my body is num... Ears all the way down to my knees are num... Its slowly unnuming... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vininfinite Posted August 18, 2008 Share Posted August 18, 2008 Does that mean you can't masterbate? Seriously, I've never been that num to try. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheFMC Posted August 18, 2008 Author Share Posted August 18, 2008 Is that a question to ask a 13 year old... Anyways it started in the penis and spreaded... now my penis is fine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poopskin Posted August 18, 2008 Share Posted August 18, 2008 protip: gtaf is not a doctor. go get that checked out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Machida Posted August 18, 2008 Share Posted August 18, 2008 Quick! masterbait before you regain feeling in your arm! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheFMC Posted August 18, 2008 Author Share Posted August 18, 2008 I would if it wasn't 3 in the morning Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juice By Kayla Marie Posted August 18, 2008 Share Posted August 18, 2008 Well, maybe you should lay off the drugs.. No though, really.. Your body could be Numb for several reasons. You could just move around, get active remaining in the same position for a while can cause this, Medical conditions, Lack Of Blood... Etc. If it started in the penis.. maybe you were wanking it to hard.. Or stop over masturbating! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Machida Posted August 18, 2008 Share Posted August 18, 2008 Or stop over masturbating! Woah! Lets not do anything drastic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheFMC Posted August 18, 2008 Author Share Posted August 18, 2008 (edited) Over-masturbating? Is that even a word? Well my ears have it worse now... they are numb from the inside... Edited August 18, 2008 by TheFMC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
makeshyft Posted August 18, 2008 Share Posted August 18, 2008 Check your legs. If they are bent in a sitting position and flanked by two large wheels, you just may be a quadriplegic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheFMC Posted August 18, 2008 Author Share Posted August 18, 2008 Can I ask you a question? Who cares if I can.. ill ask anyways.. WHAT? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayden Posted August 18, 2008 Share Posted August 18, 2008 I would if it wasn't 3 in the morning ...and this is stopping you, how? Just go back to sleep, fool. Wake up later and see what's what. If there's still a problem go see a doctor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Machida Posted August 18, 2008 Share Posted August 18, 2008 Check your not Linkin Park, and if you are.. please shut the hell up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheFMC Posted August 18, 2008 Author Share Posted August 18, 2008 I cured it... I went pee after a while and it cured . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpraynardKruger Posted August 18, 2008 Share Posted August 18, 2008 One thing: Do not talk about how your body went numb due to masturbation on an internet forum. What the f*ck is wrong with kid's now-a-days? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guybrush Threepwood Posted August 18, 2008 Share Posted August 18, 2008 You're just a fat wanker. Lay off the Oreo's for a while and your blood can actually flow through those clogged up arteries. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost of delete key Posted August 18, 2008 Share Posted August 18, 2008 Anyways it started in the penis and spreaded... Wow. Your dick just had a stroke. Take two aspirin and stop making baby Jesus cry. You'll make him crazy mad if you touch it again. You don't want lurking under your bed. It's a real danger. This is just God's way of telling you to shape up and wash your hands, please. You're just a fat wanker.Lay off the Oreo's for a while and your blood can actually flow through those clogged up arteries. r'awful... "I can just imagine him driving off the edge of a cliff like Thelma & Louise, playing his Q:13 mix at full volume, crying into a bottle." - Craig Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DemonKing Posted August 18, 2008 Share Posted August 18, 2008 You're just a fat wanker.Lay off the Oreo's for a while and your blood can actually flow through those clogged up arteries. Only a Sith deals in Absolutes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guybrush Threepwood Posted August 18, 2008 Share Posted August 18, 2008 Only a demonking regurgitates quotes that are not even nearly relevant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryuclan Posted August 18, 2008 Share Posted August 18, 2008 Does that mean you can't masterbate? Seriously, I've never been that num to try. It's called "The Stranger" it feels like someone else is doing it . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DemonKing Posted August 18, 2008 Share Posted August 18, 2008 Only a demonking regurgitates quotes that are not even nearly relevant. Only someone from monkey island would post in lime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bartleby Posted August 18, 2008 Share Posted August 18, 2008 You're just a fat wanker.Lay off the Oreo's for a while and your blood can actually flow through those clogged up arteries. Only a Sith deals in Absolutes. Possibly the funniest movie quote of 2005. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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