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Easy ways to make money?


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the all seeing eye
Work in the fast-food industry, like every other GTAF'er.

as evil as it sounds, yes that is absolutely troo,

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the all seeing eye

 

Depends on what you think is easy.

something that requires no qualifications

 

SRRY 4 THE DOUBLE POST

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inherit money (maybe), put money in an ISA, watch interest grow, become rich, buy shares of supermarkets (spend about 1 to 5mil) do the trading tricks at the right time, sell them, put gained cash in the ISA. repeat.

 

tis what i do, im not a billionaire tho : P, and havent inherited. i dont work.

 

.. jobs a 'guddun !

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Well, if you mean other ways besides a job, I'm not sure.

But for my first job, I worked at a Video Store.

f*cking rocked, it was perfect for me at 14. I love movies and games, and I was getting paid to do hardly anything.

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Open a company called the Arse Tickler's fa**ot Fan Club. You take an advert in the back page of some gay mag, advertising the latest in arse-intruding dildos, sell it a bit with, er... I dunno, "does what no other dildo can do until now", latest and greatest in sexual technology. Guaranteed results or money back, all that bollocks. These dills cost twenty-five each; a snip for all the pleasure they are going to give the recipients. They send a cheque to the company name, nothing offensive, er, Bobbie's Bits or something, for twenty-five. You put these in the bank for two weeks and let them clear. Now this is the clever bit. Then you send back the cheques for twenty-five pounds from the real company name, Arse Tickler's fa**ot Fan Club, saying sorry, we couldn't get the supply from America, they have sold out. Now you see how many of the people cash those cheques; not a single soul, because who wants his bank manager to know he tickles arses when he is not paying in cheques!

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.Join the British fire service

.Plant trees for the forestry. You'll roughly get paid 2pounds per tree.

.Sign on to the doll

.Give BJs on the corners of Soho.

.Mug people smaller than you.

 

If the worst happens, become a lawyer.

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.Join the British fire service

.Plant trees for the forestry. You'll roughly get paid 2pounds per tree.

.Sign on to the doll

.Give BJs on the corners of Soho.

 

 

If the worst happens, become a lawyer.

-Join the British fire service

 

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-Plant trees for the forestry. You'll roughly get paid 2pounds per tree.

 

better ! smile.gif

 

-Sign on to the doll

 

AWESOME ! biggrin.gif then go onto the jeremy kyle show and make a load of cash by arguing about who owns rights to your 6th hand vauxall astra coupé. you or your mrs chantelle ?

 

 

-If the worst happens, become a lawyer.

 

agr33d

 

 

 

 

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the all seeing eye
Work the street...

lol, "Get off my corner BIATCH!"

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the all seeing eye
Donate sperm.

True, but I think he's too young man.

NO WAY!

 

Also, thats a damn good idea!

 

where do i sign?

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easiest ways to make money.......

 

rip some bark off a tree and put a number on it.

 

 

 

nah, i dont really know ,i am gonna get a job soon anyway, but i reckon fast food, could be a start.

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Design a game as close as you can to Grand Theft Auto. Maybe switch around a few features and call it something like, Gangsta Paradiso. Then ask people to play it in between GTA titles. You'll make a mint!

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the all seeing eye

 

cry.gif you have to bee 18!!!!!!! ima punch some one!

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Become a bounty hunter.

 

Watch you're country's most wanted list and track down the ones that have a reward offered with them, I hear the FBI or CIA are offering a large sum of money for Bin Ladens head. So pack your gear and head off to afghanistan and spend 15 years in the desert looking for him.

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the all seeing eye
Who wouldn't want to get paid for jacking off?

is tehre any porn in the jacking off room?

 

i cant just dry hump myself!

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where abouts in england do you live ? enter your location then put "sperm donor" or whatever on the end of it and u can see whatever clinics do it. (on google obviously)

 

you dont get alot of cash for it though sorry, (about £5 a gallon lol) u gota be black to make big bucks. (thats not racist)

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Who wouldn't want to get paid for jacking off?

Thanks for making me throw up, and inducing more reply's by this tard, that made me feel even more sick.

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Who wouldn't want to get paid for jacking off?

Thanks for making me throw up, and inducing more reply's by this tard, that made me feel even more sick.

Are you calling me a Tard, motherf*cker?

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Who wouldn't want to get paid for jacking off?

Thanks for making me throw up, and inducing more reply's by this tard, that made me feel even more sick.

Are you calling me a Tard, motherf*cker?

 

you have to bee 18!!!!!!! ima punch some one!

 

 

is tehre any porn in the jacking off room?

 

i cant just dry hump myself!

 

 

Is there even any need, to state you are one?

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tuff_luv_capo
easiest ways to make money.......

 

rip some bark off a tree and put a number on it.

Wow

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the all seeing eye
Who wouldn't want to get paid for jacking off?

Thanks for making me throw up, and inducing more reply's by this tard, that made me feel even more sick.

Are you calling me a Tard, motherf*cker?

 

you have to bee 18!!!!!!! ima punch some one!

 

 

is tehre any porn in the jacking off room?

 

i cant just dry hump myself!

 

 

Is there even any need, to state you are one?

seriously you need to grow a sence of humour, and some balls. and maybe even a brain if your feelin lucky

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