Breaking Bohan Posted August 12, 2008 Share Posted August 12, 2008 There are a lot of crazy "sports" at the Olympics that I never thought would be an Olympic event (walking, air pistol, synchronized diving) --- yet there are many Activities that are more exciting and yet get the shaft (baseball,etc.). If you could create a new event, what activity would it be? I'd like to see: Beer Bonging Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSpankerDom Posted August 12, 2008 Share Posted August 12, 2008 What i used to play with my friends down in san diego. we would down 2 40oz as quickly as possible then swim from one side of the embarcadaro to the other. The park is set up so there are 2 man made jetties surrounding a small harbor with about 150 yards of water in between. we always made it to the other side. call it Drunken Freestyle Swiming Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
All-Blacks Posted August 12, 2008 Share Posted August 12, 2008 Combine the shooting with the athletics: "I'll give you 10 seconds for you to get here to there before I start f*cking shooting." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSamurai Hobo Posted August 12, 2008 Share Posted August 12, 2008 The high dive isn't a sport.. it's a failed suicide attempt. If you're diving 70 feet into water and living, you're doing it wrong Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TubbyJ Posted August 12, 2008 Share Posted August 12, 2008 I would suggest Shingle Wars. See, I'm from Florida, and we usually have a sh*tload of roof shingles lying everywhere after a hurricane. So, me and my friends would throw these shingles at each other like frisbees. They hurt like sh*t and they're surprisingly accurate. It would also help if you're high, because it's much funnier than it is dangerous and stupid that way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocketkiller Posted August 12, 2008 Share Posted August 12, 2008 The best game would be the Russian classic "race the brick". One person runs and another throws a brick, if you escape you win. And baseball sucks BTW, one of the most boring sports I've ever seen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mark-2007 Posted August 12, 2008 Share Posted August 12, 2008 yet there are many Activities that are more exciting and yet get the shaft (baseball,etc.). Yeah, that phrase is a contradiction of itself. They should include caber tossing, ach aye wee lasseh! Or land mine frisbee - you drop it, and kablamo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Elite Sniper Posted August 12, 2008 Share Posted August 12, 2008 Sex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jedimario Posted August 12, 2008 Share Posted August 12, 2008 They've got that in the winter ones already, it's called ice skating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSpankerDom Posted August 12, 2008 Share Posted August 12, 2008 Wasn't there a competetion were they tried to see who could have sex for the longest and this couple won at like a day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Tequeli Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 And baseball sucks BTW, one of the most boring sports I've ever seen. Agreed but considering f*cking softball is an Olympic sport, I think baseball should be too. I'm thinking maybe Olympic Carnie sideshows. For example, the one where you hit a hammer at the bottom of a tower which makes some thing go flying up. The harder you hit the higher it goes, unless that is already a sport, wouldn't be surprised. Maybe paintball. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saget Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 Dodgeball all the way!! |DeviantArt|Flickr|YouTube|#amf| Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breaking Bohan Posted August 13, 2008 Author Share Posted August 13, 2008 What about Drunk Driving? or Stalking, there need to be more socially deranged events. (Race the Brick would be my second favorite!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LanceVanceDance07 Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 I got a bunch: - Belly flop diving, who can make the biggest splash? - Midget toss - Oil wrestling (for the ladies) - Beer Pong - Eating Contests I could go on and on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ass reamer Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 And baseball sucks BTW, one of the most boring sports I've ever seen. I like baseball. I don't get what the rest of the world sees in soccer. I hate it. It's f*cking mind-numbing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Killa Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 And baseball sucks BTW, one of the most boring sports I've ever seen. I like baseball. I don't get what the rest of the world sees in soccer. I hate it. It's f*cking mind-numbing. Soccer is mind-numbing yet you like Baseball? Lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Mozzarelli 80 Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 I would like to see 'Pogo Shotput' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darthYENIK Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 Baseball is either hit or miss. Some people get it and some don't. Same with all sports. back to the topic. Skateboarding. It's popular pretty much everywhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
makeshyft Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 back to the topic. Skateboarding. It's popular pretty much everywhere. I'm a cock gobbler and I love to gobble cock. 2012 Games Could See Skateboarding Debut Good news, if it happens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swolo yaggins Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 (edited) Athletes in a reasonably priced car! Representing Britian would be James May, aka Captain Slow. Edited August 13, 2008 by Desmosedici 5192:12.3.02LM/SSHmkl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurchseesu420 Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 "shingle wars" and "race the brick" both look like promising sports. Both would have my vote. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juice By Kayla Marie Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 Dancing, Bean bags, Beer pong Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Tequeli Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 Holy sh*t, I just learned that baseball is an Olympic sport. This turns my world upside down, I've gone years not realizing this, apparently only eight teams compete. But this realization is wasted by the fact that it, along with softball, is being discontinued. Also Olympic Ro-Sham-Bo-ing, the art of kicking eachother in the nuts until someone falls down, has got my vote. Either that or air guitar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Struff Bunstridge Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTA3Rockstar Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 Holy sh*t, I just learned that baseball is an Olympic sport. This turns my world upside down, I've gone years not realizing this, apparently only eight teams compete. But this realization is wasted by the fact that it, along with softball, is being discontinued. Exactly, I was like how did you guys not know that there's always been baseball? Its all over MLB.com releasing of pitchers, players, etc. Anyways, GO USA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
king surfer Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 On a serious note, surfing is a real possibility for the 2012 London olympics. There's a huge campaign behind it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hodgey. Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 There are a lot of crazy "sports" at the Olympics that I never thought would be an Olympic event (walking, air pistol, synchronized diving) --- yet there are many Activities that are more exciting and yet get the shaft (baseball,etc.). If you could create a new event, what activity would it be? I'd like to see: Beer Bonging Isnt baseball already in the olympics? I used Wiki so it may be wrong: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baseball_at_t...Summer_Olympics I mean if baseball can getin then anything can, cos IMO i dont see the excitment in hitting and catching and throwing a ball for 3 hours or however long it takes. Still sh*t. OT: I honestly wouldnt mind seeing skateboarding in the olympis as itll be alot more exciting than pistol shooting and hockey etc. They have BMX in this time so by 2012 who knows for skateboarding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Tequeli Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 itll be alot more exciting than pistol shooting and hockey etc. What the f*ck, its a legitimate team sport, been there for like 100 years. I could pick a lot of Olympic sports less exciting then shooting and hockey, walking anybody? New Sport: Binge drinking. EDIT: Dodgeball And drunk racquetball. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hart Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 Fireball. If you've seen Friends you know what I mean. Either with a tennis ball or a bowling ball. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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