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I have this theory that ED (Erectile Disfunction) doesn't really exist, the reason older guys probably don't want to have sex with their fat and unattractive wives. If I had to stick it to some sweating blimp every night, I'd be thankful for being impotent! These pills are just marketed to the idiotic public who are all to willing to buy something they see on TV -- or they're at least willing to ask their doctor for it when somebody else is paying for it (like insurance companies or the gov't).

 

P.S. Has anyone here ever known someone who suffered the 4-hour-erection as a side-effect of taking Viagra or Cialis? (At least then they'd be getting their $ worth)! tounge2.gif

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This is why I don't get why old men visit the rodeo. Besides, a woman's a woman. If you close your eyes, you can love anyone for money.

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If I had to stick it to some sweating blimp every night, I'd be thankful for being impotent!

Go get a 'hooker' or go to a discreet place that offers 'massages with special endings'.

 

And, impotent and E.D are two different things.

 

PS: It's not about the outer, it's about the inner.

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P.S.  Has anyone here ever known someone who suffered the 4-hour-erection as a side-effect of taking Viagra or Cialis?  (At least then they'd be getting their $ worth)! tounge2.gif

 

 

 

Since you mentioned it, i though this would be hilarious lol.gif

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kevin2006rhs
PS: It's not about the outer, it's about the inner.

Who the hell said this was about belly-buttons?

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Breaking Bohan
P.S.  Has anyone here ever known someone who suffered the 4-hour-erection as a side-effect of taking Viagra or Cialis?  (At least then they'd be getting their $ worth)! tounge2.gif

 

 

 

Since you mentioned it, i though this would be hilarious lol.gif

LOL! Very nice!

 

Chicks love it in the eye! wink.gif

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Well, I've had problems in the past, ranging from my first time (I was nervous, damnit!) to the typical case of whiskey dick. so I wouldn't say it doesn't exist.

 

It may not be anywhere near as prevalent as some folks would have us believe, however.

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I have this theory that ED (Erectile Disfunction) doesn't really exist

I don't know how old you are, but I'll guess around 16-18, in which case, you probably can't even get your piece touched without blowing your load. Things start getting different in regards to such activities as you get older, it gets more situational, and you can't just pop your tent whenever you feel like it.

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typical case of whiskey dick.

Never heard it called that before, you should copyright that phrase or something.

In all seriousness, or at least as serious as a topic about not being able to pop a boner can get, surely all blokes wake up with morning glory at some time or another.

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Kind of hard to say "it doesn't exist". I believe there are lots of medical studies to prove that it does exist and a serious case to address. What causes it can be from something physical, psychological or medicational.

 

And with older guys, I think it has something to do with the andropausal stage where most men have a substantial decrease in their testosterone which affects the libido, hence, decreased sexual activity.

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And with older guys, I think it has something to do with the andropausal stage where most men have a substantial decrease in their testosterone which affects the libido, hence, decreased sexual activity.

Boom. As far as I'm aware, this is the cause for the majority of cases in older men. It's typically treated with HRT.

 

In younger men, it's normally stress or depression that causes it.

 

Apparently. moto_whistle.gif

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Breaking Bohan
If it doesn't exist, why's then viagra ?

If there was no viagra then they would have a hard time selling it to people for money.

 

I'm not saying it doesn't work at all, or that there are not certain cases in which it would be medically helpful, but I think most people believe viagra is more like ecstacy than viagra.

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This topic is full of win. But yeah it exists, cause my friend showed me a porn video, where the guy kept getting soft in the middle of intercourse. So, I think it exists. Lol, whiskey dick? lol.gif

 

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If there was no viagra then they would have a hard time selling it to people for money.

 

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If it doesn't exist, why's then viagra ?

You've clearly never played the better party games.

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P.S. Has anyone here ever known someone who suffered the 4-hour-erection as a side-effect of taking Viagra or Cialis? (At least then they'd be getting their $ worth)! tounge2.gif

A four hour erection is not a sufferage. An eight hour erection....maybe. But a four hour erection is nothing to suffer over.

 

Viagra? Cialis?

 

You people need drugs for this sort of erection?

 

Lame. icon13.gif

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You people need drugs for this sort of erection?

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What the hell do you mean 'you people'?

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HolyGrenadeFrenzy

What the hell do you mean 'you people'?

 

You people need drugs for this sort of erection?

[iMaGe]snip[/iMaGe]

 

What the hell do you mean 'you people'?

Anyone who takes that stuff becausse they lack the stamina, erectile function, durablity or manliness for a four hour workout with the love maker!

 

Why? What do you mean? YOU PEOPLE mean something else off topic for you?

 

You got a hang-up...or is it just your love toggle?

 

Breeds like myself will go there man, we have no jurisdiction to be called anything out of sorts.

 

YOUR PEOPLE is in reference to some serious limp categorical issues.

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What the hell do you mean 'you people'?

 

You people need drugs for this sort of erection?

[iMaGe]snip[/iMaGe]

 

What the hell do you mean 'you people'?

Anyone who takes that stuff becausse they lack the stamina, erectile function, durablity or manliness for a four hour workout with the love maker!

 

Why? What do you mean? YOU PEOPLE mean something else off topic for you?

 

You got a hang-up...or is it just your love toggle?

 

Breeds like myself will go there man, we have no jurisdiction to be called anything out of sorts.

 

YOUR PEOPLE is in reference to some serious limp categorical issues.

You need to stop reading too far into things. Jokes > Your head.

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HolyGrenadeFrenzy
You need to stop reading too far into things. Jokes > Your head.

Wrong again.

 

That was just some playful banter.

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You need to stop reading too far into things. Jokes > Your head.

Wrong again.

 

That was just some playful banter.

Can never really tell with you and your sh*tty rambling.

 

Thanks for the PM though, livened my day up.

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HolyGrenadeFrenzy

 

You need to stop reading too far into things. Jokes > Your head.

Wrong again.

 

That was just some playful banter.

Can never really tell with you and your sh*tty rambling.

 

Thanks for the PM though, livened my day up.

No problem, but you know what they say....

 

Some people just shouldn't even attempt to breed.

 

(especially if the equipment is out of order and in need of chemical bench knocking to get the pump started)

 

So, I hear that some people are not men without the pills to assist....pathetic...IMAO

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You need to stop reading too far into things. Jokes > Your head.

Wrong again.

 

That was just some playful banter.

Can never really tell with you and your sh*tty rambling.

 

Thanks for the PM though, livened my day up.

 

 

IMAO

 

 

I agree with HGF, while its happened about once to me, you just keep going anyway. You FORCE it to go hard.

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