poopskin Posted August 12, 2008 Share Posted August 12, 2008 there was snakes literally everywhere I looked. Anyway, i had a dream where... -My sister was sleeping in a printer -we moved - we went to our neighbors. -i was putting up posters in the dark. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nutboy Posted August 12, 2008 Share Posted August 12, 2008 I dont know why but I was killing secret service agents in a city that seemed like michal jacksons thriller mixed with wild wild west. Crazy stuff dreams make you see. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TubbyJ Posted August 12, 2008 Share Posted August 12, 2008 I keep on having dreams about places I've never seen before, and then like a month or two later I'll show up there. I always get chills. I probably just think I dreamed about the place, or seen it but don't remember, but who knows. I also have a lot of dreams where some pedophile or something tries to take my little sisters, then I try to beat him up but all my punches have no effect on him and they feel like I'm underwater. Then he takes and puts them in his car and I can't catch up to the car, at which point I wake up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carbine23 Posted August 12, 2008 Share Posted August 12, 2008 Sometimes i can tell if something's a dream and i usually try to kill myself but i'm always afraid to. My most famous solution was jumping off the stairs to my basement in my dreams, but most of the time i land and never wake up Sometimes i have recurring dreams of the same thing but i usually can't recall them. Some dreams i love, where i'm usually in a city that i always wanted to visit in a different time period (Paris, London in modern times/18th century etc.). I always hate this in dreams though. I'm wearing my clothes and all of a sudden they disappear. Like my shoes and socks disappear, then my pants Some weird crap. It's always a smart idea to wake up and then write everything you remember right away. It's always interesting looking at dreams from the past. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pimp_60cent Posted August 12, 2008 Share Posted August 12, 2008 I had the weirdest dream last night. I dreamed of me and my ex girlfriend talking again (not that we don't) and that I told her I wanted to f*ck her. She told me she had a boyfriend already so I told her if we could at least make out. She said yeah. So we went kinda by the entrance of the main office behinds some flowers and started making out, but got caught. So I grabbed her by the hand and went to the far side of the school with no cameras, windows, traffic, just a big alley. We started making out for a good 10 minutes, teeth and everything. She starts unzipping her blouse of whatever the f*ck it was and she was teasing me. It was layered in zippers. One zipper across the tits, from the neck to the bottom of the boobs and one zipper diagonally. She starts unzipping them one by one. By the time she's done I start sucking on her tits and making out with her. And that was the dream! I woke up by the alarm to get up and was left confused and with a big boner in my bed.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSpankerDom Posted August 12, 2008 Share Posted August 12, 2008 I keep on having dreams about places I've never seen before, and then like a month or two later I'll show up there. I always get chills. I probably just think I dreamed about the place, or seen it but don't remember, but who knows. This happens to me all the time. I will be in places i've never been with people i have never met in a dream. After a few months something will just snap in my head and i will remember the dream. Usually its nothing to important, but this one time i remembered a dream while jumping over a fence into a school to go skating. In the dream the cops came and arrested one of my friends. So the whole time we were there i was telling them about the dream and watching for the cops. When they came we knew and were able to get away. Good thing too because my friend had more than an ounce of weed on him in different baggies which would have got him a nice charge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
agent17 Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 I once had a dream where I gouged out my English teacher's eyes, and then nailed them to the wall. I could "here" her screams, it was quite intense, yet I proceeded without hesitation. A few other dreams (I will add more when I can remember them): I ripped out someones intestines and strangled the person him them, I remember the person's stomach cavity showing meanwhile he was struggling to breathe and trying to loosen his own intestines. I quickly turned around and slashed someones throat with a dagger, the blood spewed all over the place, and all over me. The strange thing is I actually enjoyed killing them. I threw someone off a bridge and saw their head smash on the rocks, brains 'n all. That's all I can remember for now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazyapu Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 Whenever I dream the dream makes its own world around where i have my own memories inside of it and none of my memories outside of the dream exsist and other times I dream of the real world except its the next day and I can move where I want and I can control the dream itself Dreams are the most weird things in my life and it shows how much madness lives on in the inside of my mind Edit:O and yea sometimes I have cool dream about the women in my life and sort of movie type of dreams too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minidw1 Posted August 13, 2008 Author Share Posted August 13, 2008 On the subject of being conscious / in control of your dreams... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel. Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 Young childhood dream I somehow remember. Sonic's girlfriend in the Pac Man Maze and PacMan with 2 bazookas strapped to his back, that's not a lie, that's all I remember. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guybrush Threepwood Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 Why won't it stop chasing me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nikofan112 Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 I once had a dream where I gouged out my English teacher's eyes, and then nailed them to the wall. I could "here" her screams, it was quite intense, yet I proceeded without hesitation. A few other dreams (I will add more when I can remember them): I ripped out someones intestines and strangled the person him them, I remember the person's stomach cavity showing meanwhile he was struggling to breathe and trying to loosen his own intestines. I quickly turned around and slashed someones throat with a dagger, the blood spewed all over the place, and all over me. The strange thing is I actually enjoyed killing them. I threw someone off a bridge and saw their head smash on the rocks, brains 'n all. That's all I can remember for now Whoa, thats some pretty heavy crap. I heard that dreams reflect our sub-conscious thoughts, so you may want to get your self checked out psychologically. Anyway, one dream I remember was I was in the African Savannah, being chased by a tiger. He would catch me and slash at me, an I swear, I would fell numb in the are with blood pouring out. I would also go flying about 10 meters. Anyway, this happened twice then I woke up. There is also a quite interesting one I had a week or two ago, but the only thing I could remember was that it ended, when I didn't want it to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exfernis Posted August 16, 2008 Share Posted August 16, 2008 When I was like 15 or something I dreamed me and 3 other people we're in a tent, smoking weed and having fun. So my friend takes a hit, starts coughing then he starts hallucinating, then he fell asleep. When he woke up I asked him what he saw, he described it as floating galaxies and coloured stars. Then, about 3 weeks after I dreamed that, It actually happened. I was like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warplay3r Posted August 16, 2008 Share Posted August 16, 2008 The other night, I had a dream that Suge Knight (Death Row Manager) came to my house and dragged me to the Hummer Limo. I forgot a part of the dream, but I remember we were at a real big party, somewhere in The Bronx. He doesn't say a word and he grabs me by my arm and takes me into the building. For some reason, the building was all glass, so you could see through it. Suge and I walk into the party and I look to the right. I look back to say something to Suge and he disappeared. I was like..The f*ck? And for some reason, my best friend appeared and me and him rode the elevator up and down all night. But at the final time, we rode down too far, to the basement, which was an accident! There was a blank (I can't remember this part.) But I remember I came back up and was walking towards the Hummer, but it morphed into my sister's SUV. She got out of the car with three cops and said "I know what you're all about." Paranoid, I reached into my hoody pocket and pulled out a .38 snub revolver. I heard Suge scream "SHOOT!" And I remember shooting, but I forgot the rest. I woke up and was like..."Whoa." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exfernis Posted August 16, 2008 Share Posted August 16, 2008 If I tell people this in real life, they don't believe me. I'm not sure if I believe it myself, but here we go. About five of us we're heading down to a zipline in a park about 5 minutes away. You have to go through a place called the black road, which is just gravel and stones, with an abandoned pit on the left side, and allotments on the right. So we sat down, and began singing the barbie song. Then some chavs/wiggers chased us into the park, so we ran up the hill which had a roundabout on it. We went on it, then went underneath the hill which turned out to to be the telletubies house thing. I woke up and I was just like; "Whoa, that was some weird shiet" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unopescio Posted August 16, 2008 Share Posted August 16, 2008 LASt night i had this dream that all the kids from my school had to go into this room (cant remember why) but when I got into the room (right after this other guy) I found it completely empty except for some concrete pillars. I walked around for a bit looking at stuff, and then decided to leave. I walked up to the the trapdoor that I came through and found it locked shut. I started kciking it and screaming trying to open it and suddenly the lights went out. Pitch black. Completley black. Stuff was rushing over, like a breeze of wind that was alive, suddenly the lights came on again, and all the people from my school were standing there facing me with really f*cked up grins on thier faces. I woke up in a cold sweat. damn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the all seeing eye Posted August 17, 2008 Share Posted August 17, 2008 Has anyone ever had one of these dreams where they wake up and they feel like they are in so much trouble, once i was watcing gladiators on sky one at my brothers flat, i was sort of dozing off. and when they started to add up the scores i was getting scared of the numbers. AND I COMPLETELY DONT KNWO WHY!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomomsmokes420 Posted August 17, 2008 Share Posted August 17, 2008 1. I had a dream some sort of missile was headed towards my house, and as I went outside, it hit me right in the face and I blew up. (Had this about twice.) 2. I dropped a piece of popcorn into a tank of gas (wtf?) by accident and caught on fire and died. (Had this like 6 tiomes. lolwtfbbq) 3. Some guy came in my house and shot me. 4. This one is so weird. Some freakin' Arnold Schwazzenegro (f*ckin' huge black guy, like 7 feet tall, completely jacked) comes in my house and tries to rob us while we are in the kitchen. For some reason, we have all these weird Chinese swords and sh*t (I think they're called a sai or something) so then me (at the time I was like 4' 10") and that tall black guy have a sword fight for like 20 mins. I stabbed him and he started crying, then got shot by the cops. When I woke up I was like wtf? 5. I had this dream a while ago. Something happened (I forgot what, I think someone jacked my mom's car) and then for some odd reason I had a gun. And I was looking for whoever did it, and when I was on the street everyone was like "Why the hell is there a 10 year old running around with a freakin' .357?" To make a long story short, I found the guy, he shot me in the shoulder, I shot him in the head. Yea, my dreams (or at least ones I had a few years ago) were pretty screwed up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel. Posted August 17, 2008 Share Posted August 17, 2008 When I really just can't sleep, I sort of, well, make up stuff to substitute dreams to try and make me sleep. Does anyone else do this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baptiste Posted August 17, 2008 Share Posted August 17, 2008 (edited) The weirdest one I can remember is standing in the center of a cinema, looking at a the screen which is playing rick Astley's song, and having Ludacris and about 50 buff black guys, screaming that I got rick rolled. That was some scary sh*t. Another is getting chased by a giant pacman in a maze. that one had me all messed up. Also, wet dreams happen every once in a while. But those I keep to myself. Edited August 17, 2008 by baptiste Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unopescio Posted August 17, 2008 Share Posted August 17, 2008 When I really just can't sleep, I sort of, well, make up stuff to substitute dreams to try and make me sleep.Does anyone else do this? I used to when I was little. I would pretend I was hanging out with Calvin and Hobbes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel. Posted August 18, 2008 Share Posted August 18, 2008 When I really just can't sleep, I sort of, well, make up stuff to substitute dreams to try and make me sleep.Does anyone else do this? I used to when I was little. I would pretend I was hanging out with Calvin and Hobbes Awesome. . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prymetyme Posted August 22, 2008 Share Posted August 22, 2008 I dont dream.. Chuck Norris does it for Me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gtathebest4ever Posted August 22, 2008 Share Posted August 22, 2008 i keep having these dream where i'm lost. i'm in my own town and i recognize it, i know exactly where i am but i can't seem to find my way home. i have a kind of phobia of getting lost. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Machida Posted August 22, 2008 Share Posted August 22, 2008 Had a dream last night about my mates missus! She said she's strip tease for me if I completed an assult course. So there's me huffing away on the monkey bars, I finally get up the final rope net thing to where she's standing then.. Bang!.. I wake up!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hart Posted August 22, 2008 Share Posted August 22, 2008 Had a dream last night about my mates missus! She said she's strip tease for me if I completed an assult course. So there's me huffing away on the monkey bars, I finally get up the final rope net thing to where she's standing then.. Bang!.. I wake up!!! Thats your mind subconciously telling you that you would rather go through an assault course, which is related to the army, which is related to men. Ergo, your homosexual. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Machida Posted August 22, 2008 Share Posted August 22, 2008 Had a dream last night about my mates missus! She said she's strip tease for me if I completed an assult course. So there's me huffing away on the monkey bars, I finally get up the final rope net thing to where she's standing then.. Bang!.. I wake up!!! Thats your mind subconciously telling you that you would rather go through an assault course, which is related to the army, which is related to men. Ergo, your homosexual. Maybe the assult course represents my mate, who is getting in the way of me lovin his woman. the selfish prick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hart Posted August 22, 2008 Share Posted August 22, 2008 Actually that makes more sense. But you beat the assault course but still woke up, which means she denied you. So you ruined your friendship AND lost the girl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taste Of Chaos Posted August 22, 2008 Share Posted August 22, 2008 I always liked the mine-cart ride dream I used to have a lot. I would be going down a hill in a dark tunnel in the typical wooden mine cart when it would fall down a big hole in the track. WHAM, it always made me jump and wake up thinking 'the f*ck was that?' to myself. Every f*cking time. Opportunity knocks once in a lifetime, temptation will lean on the doorbell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Machida Posted August 22, 2008 Share Posted August 22, 2008 Actually that makes more sense. But you beat the assault course but still woke up, which means she denied you. So you ruined your friendship AND lost the girl. GTAF, always the place to come for a moral boost! Eh well, at least I got the early morning peddle and crank out of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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