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In what position do you wipe your arse?  

390 members have voted

  1. 1. In what position do you wipe your arse?

    • Standing up
      142
    • Sitting down
      131
    • Mixture, I like the best of both worlds
      55
    • I don't wipe
      28


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Over obviously, what kind of sick individual would do it the other way? it boggles the mind

That would be me. It's harder to tear off when it's over. The roll just keeps spinning like hell, and it just gets annoying.

Under makes for a nice, clean rip. No spinning.

 

I'm sure I'm not the only sick individual.

Of course, I only use one hand while ripping the TP. I'm just that talented. wink.gif

 

Otter: I know. I was messing, too.

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Tony Mozzarelli 80
Over obviously, what kind of sick individual would do it the other way? it boggles the mind

That would be me. It's harder to tear off when it's over. The roll just keeps spinning like hell, and it just gets annoying.

Under makes for a nice, clean rip. No spinning.

 

I'm sure I'm not the only sick individual.

Of course, I only use one hand while ripping the TP. I'm just that talented. wink.gif

 

Otter: I know. I was messing, too.

What the bloody hell do you need the other hand for? that's what i wanna know haha

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I did answer the poll. But I'm not even going to comment about this.

You stand when you wipe. I'm psychic.

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Over obviously, what kind of sick individual would do it the other way? it boggles the mind

Agreed

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Exactly, you're a sitter, or you hate freedom and liberty to the extent that you are willing to back Al Quaida and go against everything a free society sits for

So, Adolf Hitler and Osama Bin Ladin suddenly love freedom and liberty? Or have you just exiled Wanted Assailant from the sitters?

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Over obviously, what kind of sick individual would do it the other way? it boggles the mind

That would be me. It's harder to tear off when it's over. The roll just keeps spinning like hell, and it just gets annoying.

Under makes for a nice, clean rip. No spinning.

 

I'm sure I'm not the only sick individual.

Of course, I only use one hand while ripping the TP. I'm just that talented. wink.gif

 

Otter: I know. I was messing, too.

What the bloody hell do you need the other hand for? that's what i wanna know haha

Some people like to steady the roll with one hand when they rip with the other.

It seems logical.

 

Edit: I still don't see how people can stand.

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Exactly, you're a sitter, or you hate freedom and liberty to the extent that you are willing to back Al Quaida and go against everything a free society sits for

So, Adolf Hitler and Osama Bin Ladin suddenly love freedom and liberty? Or have you just exiled Wanted Assailant from the sitters?

I'm not claiming that all sitters are advocates of freedom and liberty. Just that all standers are intrinsically and inherently evil

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Tony Mozzarelli 80
Over obviously, what kind of sick individual would do it the other way? it boggles the mind

That would be me. It's harder to tear off when it's over. The roll just keeps spinning like hell, and it just gets annoying.

Under makes for a nice, clean rip. No spinning.

 

I'm sure I'm not the only sick individual.

Of course, I only use one hand while ripping the TP. I'm just that talented. wink.gif

 

Otter: I know. I was messing, too.

What the bloody hell do you need the other hand for? that's what i wanna know haha

Some people like to steady the roll with one hand when they rip with the other.

It seems logical.

 

Edit: I still don't see how people can stand.

Yeah that's why i'm asking why you don't use the over method like a normal person?

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You're running out of excuses, Tony.

 

Don't worry, we'll show you mercy when we win the war. You can't help the fact that you were taught an inferior technique to wipe your buttocks.

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Tony Mozzarelli 80
You're running out of excuses, Tony.

 

Don't worry, we'll show you mercy when we win the war. You can't help the fact that you were taught an inferior technique to wipe your buttocks.

Listen, what do you think was the real reason behind the Nazi genocide? Don't give me that Anti Semitism bullsh*t ...

Thet were systematically eliminating standers

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Are you saying I'm not normal?

My whole family uses under. Maybe we're all f*cked in the head.

 

I'm still on Tony's side. Standing is just weird.

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You're running out of excuses, Tony.

 

Don't worry, we'll show you mercy when we win the war. You can't help the fact that you were taught an inferior technique to wipe your buttocks.

Yes, you'll be sent to a labor camp along with your other uneducated brethren. You will learn soon, Tony.

 

EDIT: I sense a lock. We're having way too much fun.

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Tony Mozzarelli 80

 

Are you saying I'm not normal?

My whole family uses under. Maybe we're all f*cked in the head.

 

I'm still on Tony's side. Standing is just weird.

I'm not saying you're not normal, don't get me wrong. I'm just saying you have evil blood coarsing through your veins and that your soul is as black as night, that's all

 

but it could be worse you could be a stander

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Well, I try my best.

 

Yeah, standing is straight f*cked up. I actually just asked someone what they voted on this thread. They said standing.

What the hell is that? Probably an imbred. whatsthat.gif

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f*cking barbarians that's what they are. What's next? rape? human sacrifice?

Sea's boiling, volcanoes erupting, cats and dogs sleeping together, mass hysteria!

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f*cking barbarians that's what they are. What's next? rape? human sacrifice?

Sea's boiling, volcanoes erupting, cats and dogs sleeping together, mass hysteria!

Exactly. I can guarantee Pete Venkman is a sitter

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cats and dogs sleeping together

 

I've always wondered the outcome of that.

 

Anyway, we need 3 sane people (hard to find here at GTAF) to get in here and vote sitting.

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f*cking barbarians that's what they are. What's next? rape? human sacrifice?

Sea's boiling, volcanoes erupting, cats and dogs sleeping together, mass hysteria!

Exactly. I can guarantee Pete Venkman is a sitter

So is Ray and Winston, but I don't know about Egon, he seems like a stander.

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Tony Mozzarelli 80
cats and dogs sleeping together

 

I've always wondered the outcome of that.

 

 

You end up with some sort of vile creature who stands up to wipe their arse

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cats and dogs sleeping together

 

I've always wondered the outcome of that.

 

 

You end up with some sort of vile creature who stands up to wipe their arse

There must have been an influx of cat and dog breeding's lately, according to our pole that is.

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i stand, i find sitting a bit too awkward.

You sir, are then EVIL!!!!!!

 

Down with the standers devil.gif

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i stand, i find sitting a bit too awkward.

No wonder you have poop skin! wow.gif From that damned standing!

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Actually, that's just how i figured people did it. and i find lifting my Fatty legs awkward.

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and i find lifting my Fatty legs awkward.

I don't lift, I just move me tackle a bit, stick my hand in (with paper) and wipe, then I carefully pull it back out to check how I am doing, and repeat.

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Why don't you just go from the front? It's much easier.

Guys have cock and balls in the way. I go in from the front, but as Ronny said, you've got to maneuver around your junk. Not hard really, especially after doing it for the most part of your life.

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